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roastbot

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.


TheLowlyPheasant

Either you are running a low grade fever or you mistook Vaseline for foundation


Shake_N_Baby

You try living in a well full-time.


jzzanthapuss

She only ever gets to crawl out of there when someone watches the video tape


Odd_Friendship6184

One week


15Blins

It's portable lube for whenever it's needed


Informal_Voice2500

Self lubricating. Makes her own gravy.


Robinnoodle

*Precum


samesame2189

We call it fluffer sweat


the1999person

From the 45yo guy in the apartment down the hall who bought her an iPad for the encounter they had.


UrineUrOnUrOwn

It wasnt an iPad... He gave her an Obamaphone


Looseque

I’d buy her an iPad hell I’d probably buy her 2. lol


Suspicious-Road-883

So it’s always there?


fattykyle2

Vaseline on OP’s face works like rain-x for jizz


Classic_Mechanic5495

She’s just waiting for the day to be able to prove her theory correct… and still waiting.


SadBit8663

I think that's ball sweat


AkaGurGor

Or is just on coke...


GarbageEmpty8181

That’s truck stop glory hole leftovers


gofatwya

So, you posted these same pictures day before yesterday, took your roasting, then deleted the post and came back for more. You must think the rest of us are as dumb as you look.


afterbirth_slime

Just building up that karma to start posting on all the OnlyFans promoting subs.


unbakedpizza

Her stepdad will be her first sub


Vicit_Veritas

Plottwist: not for any lewd reasons, he is just so based and supportive, because she is at least finally doing *something* with her life.


UrineUrOnUrOwn

He has been supporting her since he met her mom at a brother in Ho Chi Minh City.


Wide_Mammoth5490

At age 18, “finally”?


sleepydevil25

Ahh now that makes sense - I was wondering why these chicks were posting here anyway


my_byte

Oh is that how it works? I guess reddit should do some tweaks so you lose all karma from posts you delete.


Robinnoodle

It is working though haha


DrewdoggKC

She likes being roasted almost as much as face catching loads from guys who don’t know her name


valetparkme

Guys.... this is what a failed k-pop star looks like.


DesertWanderlust

After 5 years of an opiate addiction.


GustyOWindflapp

The K is for ketamine


predat3d

If you're being trafficked, blink twice 


S-Archer

No, they love her. You don't understand


BigNorthyFaps

I don't think she has ever blinked before


Beneficial_Path_7212

In the first pic you look like a silicone sex doll. Pale pasty and zero personality


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

Sex dolls tend to be more appealing.


chieflongspear

And more life like


Darkside4u22222

Bigger tits too


ImaSloppySlopSlop

And less greasy looking.....even after being covered in lube.


No_Cook2983

![gif](giphy|3gWE1OSqdUCNvrR4z7)


Quandale_Dingle2024

My sex doll is offended, take that back.


Secret-Ad-830

I honestly thought someone was trolling us with a sex doll till I seen the last pic


KaptKyle24

She looks like she has a similar level of enthusiasm when it comes to fellatio


OG_G33k

![gif](giphy|Ds1tVUzvLPhX3k40gK)


LordEtiz

In the second pic you look like a used silicon sex doll.Transmale Custy and zero Sensuality


bostonsonsofliberty

![gif](giphy|eIG0HfouRQJQr1wBzz) I couldn’t think of where I knew you from and then those soulless eyes reminded me.


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|4ys8vfhOmfVQs|downsized)


FirstSip7

![gif](giphy|kVmzd3RxKqaT5Rm16e|downsized)


bubblegutts00

😂😂😂😂


15Blins

Ruin you? Football team beat me to it.


Lord-Doobury

After all that "exercise", your mouth looks like its been hit with a hammer.


ohnoiqueefed

Why do you think she's so shiny?


Mysterious_Sell9638

![gif](giphy|vVMmDMaV8n2pP27egn)


Lord-Doobury

U should probably run... to yo doctor and gets yoself a vitamin B shot girl! And vitamin D don't come from Dick, honey! Go out in the sun fo dat!


Regular_Studio_1565

You like those anime porno ads that come up out of nowhere when I’m trying to watch a movie online.


ggraphart

I don't know how many years of abuse it takes to give you that total plastic sex doll look AND the dead eyes at just 18 years of age, but I'd be surprised if didn't make you come here to get that last ounce of humanity in you destroyed for good.


Robinnoodle

I worry this could be true


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Bedazzled_Noose

Sorry but seeing this on _this_ subreddit of all things is fucking hilarious


CrunchyKittyLitter

The “Thousand-Cock Stare” is strong with this one


SnooDogs7160

You look like the type of person to send a card for father's day and put "to whom it may concern."


Organic-Cat1203

AI still can’t make hands right


Big_Position2697

It also messed up the face in this one


Elementus94

Can you please post a pic of yourself and not your brother's blow-up sex doll.


childeroland79

I hope my phone doesn’t ring now. I don’t wanna die in seven days.


CommunicationNew2265

I can almost smell the meth from here


DannysShadyNasty

10/10 wouldn’t recommended sniffing the meth


Slawbunniez6969

1) dad is never coming back; 2) neither is your massive forehead mate


GOD-is-in-a-TULIP

Ruin you? It appears many men have already done that.


Necessary_Row_4889

Next time use a real picture of yourself not your cheap looking sex doll


Grok_and_Roll_

Do us a favor, and wipe that porkchop grease off your lips before you take your next picture.


Pantiesafteralongrun

Her butthole was the cover for “The Ring “ movie


Cyier81

When did real dolls start making a "pale trans incel" model?


Karmas_C1u3

Only 18 and already looks like a vampire whore


WhatIfIReallyWantIt

I'm sorry we don't roast waxworks. They melt.


HerefoyoBunz

You looked ruined and used already, so sorry to disappoint, but I dont like sloppy seconds


Ancient_Guidance_461

More like sloppy hundreds


InterviewUsual2220

I’m sorry, you poor thing, you look like a waifu pillow magicked to life. Fedora dm’s inbound.


One_Resort7753

You look like if Jenna Ortega played Thursday


joker2189

Sweetheart you already have been ruined


BaconUnderpants

Billie Whylish


The_Cannon8

I’m assuming you wanted to hear you were attractive 


Postman_Rings_Thrice

She works hard for the money! And it's been a rough few days and nights! Get out the douche bag and Clorox.


Nego10

Avril Latrine


Lifesalchemy

She about to drop that OF account anytime now on us. 


dave86622807654

Nah, this is one of those experimental robots that they try to make it look as human as possible. Obviously, they’re way off the mark here.


qeebs_

Doctor who did your Lip Augmentation already ruined you


Life-Net-8904

I mean she’s mad cool she just…. If you sit too close to her while she’s eating food she’ll start growling at you


Klutzy_Purchase_7236

you look like a fucking banshee


SomeRandomJagoff

That’s the palest red flag I’ve ever seen.


Letsg0buffalo716

Walter white let her die


KopiteAnfield

Mi Ho is that you?? Why did you stop replying to my letters??


Ancient_Guidance_461

Those were the last words you said to the group of dudes surrounding you last night.


T_E-T_H

You look like you’d be lured into a white van with free Starbucks


ErnstHomeCenters

Not the first time you’ve prob said ruin me to a bunch of old men


-Vanimar-

I could fry my bacon off using the grease on your face


monkshittea

Ruined? Girl, it looks like you've already been DECIMATED!


alizayback

Why have you smeared vaseline on your face?


Aye_Engineer

Ruin you? I’ll just wait for your internet porn career to do that.


Queasy_Trick_4139

Pretty sure your (not-so-favorite) Uncle already ruined you...


No_Setting_9753

Looks like you have done a great job ruining yourself on your own. Get some help.


krazylawlko_

God already did it


bubblegutts00

Girl you look dead af wtf


krazylawlko_

Smash White poudre in your face dosent garantie you to be good looking


halfferal

This is a waste of time. You can't hurt AI's feelings.


Sorrow_cutter

You look sad. I hope you recover.


kocakolanotpepci

You’ve had so much semen on your face it changed color.


Mortthehorse

First thing you need to do is go outside, you look like you need some vitamin D


d12mc

What I’d imagine the corpse of Wednesday Addams would look like.


Greyfox991

Are you dead?


Vegetable-Hand-6770

Did someone post pics of his RealDoll?


weirdfresno

Given the look on your face I think someone already did ruin you...


OneMinuteManny

I blame "social" media.


Relative_Upbeat

I'm sorry is there a person in these photos , the only thing i can see is a bigass forehead


spidorboy

Too much plastic


KLEANANU

You look like the first version of a shitty sex doll, the one they had to discontinue after only two weeks.


Celebrir

Sorry, I don't support animal cruelty.


Timbsy83

Seems a few guys have already no need for me to do it


Dad_Vibez

Looks like your father already ruined you.


uchipicha

This is Reddit, not OF.. wrong platform.


AutisticAnal

You look like you’re on a strict diet of cigarettes and estrogen tablets


Single-Ninja8886

You aren't even "New Jeans at home", you're "New Jeans at home"-at home.


LouiseLane94

Your lips look like a puckered arsehole


Nubcakes69

You look like a plastic fuck doll that someone would return WITHOUT using first


Fit_Listen1222

Your nose is as wide as your mouth.


No_Weakness_2135

Looks like your father and uncle already ruined you


Select-Protection-75

You look like a badly embalmed corpse


treeebob

Looks like a whole string of dirty men beat me to that in a back alleyway somewhere


Mediocre_Omens

Ruin you? Nah, I'm scared of what I'd catch. For real though, you know she just lies there like the budget pinocchio sex doll she looks like.


existenceismeh

I'm not sure how much more we could ruin you than your dad and uncle did.


pwndabeer

Being sex trafficked is hard, huh


_Teyen_

You look like crackcocain already finished the job


Fasefirst2

“Ruin me” Looks like your parents already have.


sovereignsekte

Kinda got that addicted to heroin/ cancer ward look going on.


pvipani

The blow up dolls are getting too advanced.


BillyBeansprout

Most of your money will be spent on Preparation H.


TheVeganOneLikeNeo

Nah, I’m good; not into sex dolls. Nice try whoever is trying to sell these!


Life-Evidence-6672

Personality as diverse as your pictures.


flawrs919

Have you recently been on a boat?


Herwulf

Russian I guess and did you plug in your Of yet? 😂😂


Accomplished_Emu_658

Someone already clearly did.


avidwriter604

So many people have heard that invitation


Far_Solution9752

you could act as a poor doestovsky character


prof_dynamite

You’ve already been ruined. By eleven diffent guys. At once. On Pornhub.


SketchedEyesWatchinU

I wouldn’t put you on a shelf with the other dolls.


d-_-b___W

You look like a sex doll you'd find in a dumpster.


SeaWafer4308

Looks like you already have been


Alternative_Site9522

Looks like your parents already did.


Percentblue

You look like a sex doll someone pulled out of the swamp.


Egghead008

Point the camera lower next time so we can count the cut lines on your wrists


Choice_Sympathy1121

so close! its on my thighs 🥰


Beneficial_Leg4691

You look like a lifetime of depression, self loathing, a sprinkle of pills and a line of men are in your future.


DesperateCarob5439

Haven't you done a great job at that already?


Thin_Leather9910

Probably already been ruined several times over


edit-boy-zero

So, I guess Temu does email-order brides now


Dirtydeedsinc

This is what you get when you buy your real doll on temu


OddIntention2099

Don’t you have a tv screen to crawl through?


strawhatluffy12345

Did AI create these deepfakes???


ctrev37

How much more could we ruin you? It’s obvious your father has absolutely destroyed your emotional wellbeing.


ilickmybirdspussy

You've got plenty of years left to roasted pal, we that face u could be a lot lizard.


KdF-wagen

You are NOT too pretty for porn.


TwilekVampire

![gif](giphy|5fOiRnJOUnTMY)


ClangServer

Some of the Israeli hostages that are being held for over 200 days in a tunnel in Gaza have more skin colour than you.


ankle-shatter

Your nose looks like a racoon den


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bigniccosuaveee

The problem with the f18 is the smaller dimensions of the aircraft restrict its fuel capacity and payload, resulting in reduced range and endurance during missions, in contrast to larger fighters such as the F15. Additionally the f18 possesses a diminished maximum velocity in comparison to specialized air superiority fighters such as the F15, potentially impeding its capacity to disengage or pursue swifter aircraft. Also under specific BVR (Beyond Visual Range) circumstances, it may be at a disadvantage when facing opponents with more advanced radar systems or missiles that can reach greater distances. I thought brainiacs and buffoons said it best so I used his words. https://www.quora.com/unanswered/What-are-the-advantages-and-disadvantages-of-the-F-A-18-Hornet-and-the-F-15-Eagle-in-air-to-air-combat#:~:text=What%20are%20the%20F%2FA,high%20angle%20of%20attack%20capabilities.


run7run

You look like a 2 girls one cup version of an ugly vampire rejected from twilight, holding in a fart.


marcygarcy

you look like you were made in unreal engine


FausttTheeartist

Looks like the “Talent Scout” who met you at the port authority bus terminal has already ruined you.


funke75

i hate to say this, but you look the type whose choices will ruin yourself without our help.


NipSlipExtreme

“F18 ruin me” Good news everyone we found the title of her sex tape


Haunting_Habit_2651

You look like a demented doll that would be collecting dust in the attic of a Victorian Era mansion


ShibaDoge42069

Bro identifies as a sex doll. Either that or has the thousand cock stare


Pure-Swordfish6022

Ruin you? How? You already ruined yourself. Ick.


Broha80

You look like you died yesterday.


mmseitz

You’re already ruined. No need.


rgb1204

You’re already ruined, my dear. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


StonedLonerIrl

You've already ruined yourself with those lip fillers.


Spaghetti_Noodling

Fuckboy magnet and proud


HaPPyStick760

At least my blow up side piece has a smile.


TiltyMcCock

You look really sick


SwiftCulpeofox

Youre already ruined


Aether_Warrior

Ruin you? Looks like somebody already beat us to it.


Freakshow4567

Looks like you’ve asked plenty of dudes to ruin you before.


rayh8su

You've done a great job ruining yourself. You don't need our help.


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Angelina Junkee


Gunslingersg2

You got skin like Casper’s nut sack


thefellduck

Bold of you to think you aren’t already ruined


aceprophet47

Not the mannequin challenge all over again


Forrestdumps

How can you ruin something that looks like it was generated by AI? Baby, you were born ruined.


princealigorna

You would be cute if you didn't look like a waxwork statue animated by the soul of a haunted Victorian child that died of consumption


murk-2023

faulty fly like relieved boast weather station encourage steep absurd *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Moon_Raider773

You already look ruined


JerseyGeneral

You look like what you'd get when you ask so to draw an emo chick whose entire personality is built around the uncle that felt her up in middle school.


Remarkable-Monk-6497

You look like a next gen sex doll but the base model


SlackJawGrunt

Gross


Dkothla13

Looks like your uncle already did


TheSauceySpecial

Looks like you did that already. Why do you look sticky?


Single_Garage_1619

I would but someone beat me to it