the picture was taken at 7:00am, even the regulars weren’t there yet… I can see this becoming a pattern due to the inevitable disappointment that life has in store for him
He doesn’t have a boyfriend. Nor does he have friends at all, judging by the empty room behind him on his 18th birthday.
Bet his mom bought him the drink. And she’s the one who took the picture, too.
Happy first day of adulthood! I see you’ve already started practicing for your future mid-life crisis. Holding that torn piece of paper and a glass of what looks like watered-down regret, you already look like the poster child for "peaked in high school." That outfit screams "I shop exclusively from the clearance rack at IKEA."
Your expression is so blank, it's like you're still buffering life's harsh realities. Here's a tip: no matter how hard you try, you'll never quite capture that 'cool kid' vibe. You're giving off more 'awkward kid at a school dance who ends up crying in the bathroom' energy.
That ring on your finger? Congrats, you're engaged—to a lifetime of being single. But hey, look on the bright side: as a Swedish adult, you'll blend right in with the furniture—flat, boring, and requiring an instruction manual to be even remotely interesting. Cheers to a future as thrilling as watching paint dry.
Ah, celebrating adulthood with all the charm of a wet tissue and the fashion sense of a lost tourist. Enjoy that glass of what looks like regret; it's the only thing you'll be holding onto tonight.
EwwDiePie
Even have the ring like him
But no matter how hard you try you will never be cut like Felix friend
Can someone @NATO to have Sweden kicked out, please?!? We’re not trying to deter Russian aggression with some guy who could blow the entire Russian military.
Even with the wimpy moustache, you look MORA like an F than an M
What do you call a guy like you who hangs out at the mall hoping to hook up? A Malmo.
What do you and the Vasa have in common? You both go down with a bunch of men immediately.
That's all I got.
Congrats, that vodka you’re holding screams that you’re already going through the first of what will be 50 midlife crises. You’ll corner that market by the time you’re through.
Happy Birthday. Welcome to adulthood. Your question shows a determined strong minded confident person. You are a good bet to change the world for the better
Wow eighteen still get acne and don't have a baby mustache are you sure your not twelve? Oh wait a twelve yr ild has more game than you so you can't be twelve but you do have a twelve yr old hairdo soooo
I'm not surprised that everyone disappeared the moment you walked into the bar
the picture was taken at 7:00am, even the regulars weren’t there yet… I can see this becoming a pattern due to the inevitable disappointment that life has in store for him
Walked out? No they jumped out the window when I walked in.
If Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGenerate had a lesbian fetus, it would be you
I’m getting Pete Davidson pre-puberty
Fucking weirdo. Why would you want Pete Davidson pre-puberty?
And where are you getting him. I mean logistically speaking
One look at him and their Parliament will raise the age of consent to 21.
A second look and they'll say everyone gets a vote on whether a person gets consent privileges or thrown into the nearest volcano.
I definitely see it now.
👏🏻
Maybe you could stand in for the Beibs at Puffs' next party?
He's there but he has to kneel at all of those parties.
Oofff
That mustache is coming nicely. It’s like your upper lip is a cancer patient.
His mustache is the only thing that will ever "come" nicely
That's no mustache, just the stain from letting his boyfriend go ass to mouth.
He doesn’t have a boyfriend. Nor does he have friends at all, judging by the empty room behind him on his 18th birthday. Bet his mom bought him the drink. And she’s the one who took the picture, too.
Happy first day of adulthood! I see you’ve already started practicing for your future mid-life crisis. Holding that torn piece of paper and a glass of what looks like watered-down regret, you already look like the poster child for "peaked in high school." That outfit screams "I shop exclusively from the clearance rack at IKEA." Your expression is so blank, it's like you're still buffering life's harsh realities. Here's a tip: no matter how hard you try, you'll never quite capture that 'cool kid' vibe. You're giving off more 'awkward kid at a school dance who ends up crying in the bathroom' energy. That ring on your finger? Congrats, you're engaged—to a lifetime of being single. But hey, look on the bright side: as a Swedish adult, you'll blend right in with the furniture—flat, boring, and requiring an instruction manual to be even remotely interesting. Cheers to a future as thrilling as watching paint dry.
That was a rollercoaster.
FR
He said roast, not burn him alive!
You wrote a whole dissertation to nuke this kid😅😅 bravo👍🏻👍🏻
I feel like this is AI generated, for some reason
I speak like this Irl
Face and hair says molest me. Mustache says I'll do it myself
Hahahaha
HAHAHAHA
Aww, you think you're an adult
Bless his heart.
Went to the bar and even the bartender was like, “Nah, Bro. Here’s a lemonade until your mom gets back from the loo though.”
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And why do you know this?
How do you not know this?
Is it now when Chris Hansen emerges and says "why don't you have a seat over there?"
Dudes like. 
He looks like Brock Turner That’s insulting enough
If you were a piece of IKEA furniture you'd be a BÄKKDÖÖR FÅNCYBOI.
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Good bot
Isn’t that 3 extra syllables?? Naughty bot
Good bot
He’s definitely had his share of Swedish Meat Balls
TWNÏNKEE
Alan DeGenerate
He's the sheriff of twinktown
Exactly what I was thinking lol
If you ordered Justin Bieber on Temu
Face of a 12 year old. Body of a 6 year old. I guess that’s 18.
To ruin your first day as an adult we'll need to hit you in the dick with a hammer.
Hitting his little peep with a hammer may help his balls drop.
Hope your father cooked you something special! 
De poopin shaftin
Despite all the allegations he wants to be on a disney channel show
You look like both the molested and the molester at the same time
The ouroboros of molestation 
Idk if this was intentional, but it was funny all the same lol
how do you say dirty Sanchez in Swedish?
I love that you probably just made people across the globe google dirty sanchez.
I think it's pronounced something like "poopy moustache" I could be mistaken
Bajsmusche
Damn fish are starting to look more and more human
Throw that drink in your own face so you can start getting used to it.
Justin Creeper
Someone's got a bright future as a power bottom on OF
OF? Nahhhh pornhub averaging 3 views
NGL I might be one of them
Wha??????
Currency in Sweden: the krona - currency in Swedish prisons: you!
You look like a Make-a-wish kid who wished to become a lesbian single mom
You look like Anne Heche after she crashed into that house.
That is the saddest excuse for a mustache I’ve ever seen.
Imagine being 18 and not hitting puberty yet. Any day now, buddy any day
He's 18, and yet he looks 12 going on 30.
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A VAGINA IRL WEIRDO
What are you talking about, he has one.
You look like it was just yesterday your parents left you "Home Alone" for Christmas.
Ah, celebrating adulthood with all the charm of a wet tissue and the fashion sense of a lost tourist. Enjoy that glass of what looks like regret; it's the only thing you'll be holding onto tonight.
EwwDiePie  Even have the ring like him But no matter how hard you try you will never be cut like Felix friend
Props for creativity 
Looks like you’re drinking in an empty bar on your birthday.. Wouldn’t be surprised if you took this picture yourself
Today is the day you start dying, and your hand holds the poison.
Well, son, only six more years to go until you’re an adult – when you’re 18 for real? Will let you have it
If surströmming were a man
Physicists who say a frictionless surface is impossible have never seen your face.
He gets plenty of friction in his mouth so I'd say that counts
Future creepy uncle
You use herring as a butt plug
You have a bright future in gay porn
you’re an adult now.. stop masturbating and find a harlot
I never thought that the child could look like the child molester…
You look like p.diddy ruined your first day as an adult before you were an adult
First day of adulthood is preparing you for the rest of your life. Alone. And unsmiling.
How’s the cloudy lemonade?
Friend, whichever groomer took that picture and gave you the drink is getting ready to ruin your life just fine.
You look like that kind of boy that secretly sticks boogers under the table of his grandmother while visiting after church.
Being a ladyboy doesn’t make you an adult
You're an adult?!
I honestly thought you were at least 5 years older on the lower side
Get off home lad, tell ya father he fucked up.
You've been an adult lesbian since you were 15 so its not your first day.
Nice to meet you, Mahmood.
Well at least you don’t have to worry about getting your ass kicked in the halls anymore.
Hide your children
So it is true, long dark winters do stunt growth!
You're not an adult yet
When you get past puberty.then you can say you made it to adulthood
mccauley culkin is happy he’s been replaced
The F2M transition is coming along. Keep up the hormone treatments and in a few more years you will be pulling it off.
Come to America and find out you can’t legally drink until you’re 21
Never thought you could make Bieber more lesbian and vegan than he already is
Ur mom and dad: finally,get tf out of the house.
Swed-ish
Your brain won't be fully developed for another 9 or so years. Not that anyone will be able to tell the difference.
You look 12
Got a little dirt on your top lip there.
Justin Beiber from Temu
He looks like he smells like baby powder
Did you lie about your age to get a drink?
Looks like your birthday's off to a roaring start Sport - just look at all your friends that showed up!
You look eager to get your sodomy on being legal now
I can see why you’re all alone
I suck at roasting your jacket has two zippers and I can’t stand it Fuckin showed him
u/evilcarrot507 with a drink in your hand, [this user has been deleted] tomorrow morning.
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Moms gonna be pissed when she's finds out you're missing from daycare
Can someone @NATO to have Sweden kicked out, please?!? We’re not trying to deter Russian aggression with some guy who could blow the entire Russian military.
I'm surprised no one remembered: "1) Swedish 2) Yes"
Middle finger is a placeholder for his c* ring
Home alone movie kid if he was on drugs
You look like a mouse in human form.
Put him back in, he's not done yet!
You’re not an adult. Just a kid old enough to drink. That’s all.
You look 9 years old max.
Even with the wimpy moustache, you look MORA like an F than an M What do you call a guy like you who hangs out at the mall hoping to hook up? A Malmo. What do you and the Vasa have in common? You both go down with a bunch of men immediately. That's all I got.
I wouldn't let you around my nieces...or nephews.
You look like you have an abnormally large clitoris
Not an adult 
Did you get lost at the Neverland Ranch?
Congrats, that vodka you’re holding screams that you’re already going through the first of what will be 50 midlife crises. You’ll corner that market by the time you’re through.
Aw how cute, little man thinks he’s an adult 😭
You still look 16 and you dress like a 40 year old business man
No need to roast you. Life is going to. Welcome to adulthood. Sorry you’re here.
Your the sperm that won!
I doubt your parents leave you home alone.
He looks like Ryan Gosling if he got caught touching kids, pre plastic surgery
He is got some fur under his nose and call himself an adult 🤣
Your Viking ancestors are ashamed of you
You will never afford a house.
It’s like a weird Bieber x Steve Rogers combination
First day as an adult, last day allowed near schools
Lots of guys are going to ruin your day
No wonder all the Swedish women prefer the immigrants
Justin Sweeber
I think your mom's a beleiber...
Well Done! Send my regards to your Mother whom I haven't seen for a bit over 18 years 
Are you prefer protein diet?
Your outfit and posture tells me that’s a glass of cum
Once again you scared everyone alway.
Jared Leto if he never went through puberty and drank nothing but cocktails
Welcome to the peak of the mountain, kid. Every day after this will be a slow, ever worsening march towards incontinence and the grave
Your parents already have by forcing you out of the house and into a public setting from the looks of it
You dress like a 12 yearold going to a adult party
When you order Justin beiber off wish.
You don’t need us to ruin it for you it seems like if you just be yourself you’re going to ruin it all by yourself
Home alone again?
Y'all must have really hurt his feelings or he posted this past his bedtime.
Go ahead and roofie your drink for practice. It's the only way you'll get laid later on.
You look like a less attractive Pete Davidson.
These roasts are so lame
I think his actual first post was this morning on r/Guysfrombehind. Should have kept the mystery for Fansly.
What you mean adult?
You somehow already look alcoholic
You look like if Shayne from smash had a gay son
It gets worse every single day from here on out .
Happy Birthday. Welcome to adulthood. Your question shows a determined strong minded confident person. You are a good bet to change the world for the better
 P. Diddy senses tingling
Du ser britisk ut
You're the reason women are afraid to walk alone at night
Would sit on it ngl yall
Bar Alone 1 When Kevin gets wasted.
Wow eighteen still get acne and don't have a baby mustache are you sure your not twelve? Oh wait a twelve yr ild has more game than you so you can't be twelve but you do have a twelve yr old hairdo soooo
The big turnout behind you for your birthday celebration tells you all you need to know about your future
Life, will do that Enjoy My friend!
You need to get a cat to lick that off your face.
You’re already ruining it on your own though?
Your picture did it for you.