60 million years from now they are going to find your fossilized virginity and scientists will claim it's the most pristine and complete virginity they've ever discovered.

In 6 weeks from now, no one in his class will remember they graduated with this kid.

Until he turns up one day with an AR-15

Even __then__ they will forget him because he's just that extraordinarily forgettable.

Who are we talking about here?

I forget 🤷‍♂️

Nope I got nothing neither, it must have been pretty forgettable.

Funny because he set off my GAYDAR-15

You're very generous. They just finished a project 5 mins ago, and they have already forgotten this kid.

Remind me. Who was this guy?

Hell, he made me forget who I am.

Haha, nice one!

Lmfao

It will be in a ball of Amber Sapp, just waiting to be made into a walking cane.

Dayum, brutality, Don't worry, you can reinvent yourself in college.

Very good

your third eye needs to be popped

It probably winks at him when he looks in the mirror. 

Lol, omg.

that zit is so big it would be easier to tell people you are Hindu now

it’s like a cute lil volcano ready to blow 🥹

This is the type of guy when his mother says guests are coming over he runs and hides under his bed.

By guests you mean “clients” because dad left years ago

And he doesn't hide, he gets to be put under the bed. Bad for customers. It's a work related accident none the less

And for good reason

Too close to truth to say, that it is roasting

Or his mother says to him that's the game and he have to hide so she isn't getting embarrassed.

Is that thing on your forehead cultural appropriation?

no, I just popped a pimple unsuccessfully

Next time try a hammer.

Got damn 🤣

He'll be successfully popped.

…the kind with a firing pin?

That won’t be the only unsuccessful thing that happens in your life

Don't squeeze, rough force is what makes it take forever to heal and just makes it worse in every conceivable way. Use really tiny safety pins to pop the head if it's showing. If it's cystic and still under the skin, apply a benzoyl peroxide product like [this](https://www.paulaschoice.com/clear-extra-strength-daily-skin-clearing-treatment-with-5pct-benzoyl-peroxide/611-6110.html?p=20FSOFFAQ&g_adid=647986150923&g_productchannel=online&g_network=g&g_ifcreative=&g_adgroupid=149627843001&g_keywordid=pla-1787821416936&g_partition=1787821416936&g_productid=6110&g_keyword=&g_campaign=na-us%7Cgoogle%7Cshopping%7Cbranded%7Cnew%7Call%7Ccn&g_merchantid=4081121&g_campaignid=710896255&g_adtype=pla_with_promotion&g_ifproduct=product&g_acctid=333-443-7755&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=na-us|google|shopping|branded|new|all|cn&utm_term=710896255&utm_content=149627843001&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwxqayBhDFARIsAANWRnSrKWexQxBZms1DD3LPal3d-dqVtHOmBaxkQR9aNTayYEfxAgGRzYIaAkT2EALw_wcB) 2-4 times a day to the pimple. It might make your skin flake, but it actually keeps those monster cystic pimples from ever reaching the surface most of the time. It took me until my mid 20's to figure out what this whole face thing really is and I gotta say, it's really useful to know. You really want to be as gentle and non-touchy with acne as possible

A lance is better

If this kid has access to a gun, do not piss him off in school.

Dont worry, the local swat team has a red laser dot trained on this guy's head 24/7

Nt, i dont visit school

I’d imagine that’s a court enforced order?

Shouldn’t there be a drawing of a Liger on that sheet of paper? 


Men have a tilak. You have a bindi.

If you told me you were either gender, I would believe you, although skeptically.

Remember now that you're 18, when you're convicted, you will have to register with local authorities when you travel.

It’s cool that you found a way to cope after hearing your sister being pounded in the room next to you all day.

Bro was hella depressed, thought he's get to her before his dad did.

Someone’s gotta hold the boom mic

The poster guy for “ can’t get laid in a WhoreHouse with a fist full of fifty’s”.

Why is there a sniper after you?

And your forefathers are rolling over in their graves with disappointment.

Forefathers? His one father buried himself alive when this tool slid out of whatever farm animal he knocked up.

It's honestly depressing. His ancestors took to the battlefield for what they believed in and for future generations. This kid couldn't fight his way out of wet paper bag.

I don’t think we needed most of the info, we can tell you’re a nerd.

Fugly potter


Handrwriting looks like a toddler's, shirt looks like a toddler's. Guess what I'm going to say next?

eight inches of raw, hard, throbbing cock? EDIT: clarification

Oh, the neighbor has roosters?

How long have you been practicing being Indian?

1 day

you the type of guy to play valorant just to walk to women

Nice bindi dot. Oh, wait.

Your bindy needs to be moved up about an inch and centred properly…

Hang in there and you’ll surely become the woman u want to be

You look like a molested child on his way to becoming the child molester.

Just think, thousands of years ago, your ancestors were great warriors and hunters; and all their efforts and fighting to ensure their survival for generations to come led to you....you. I'm sure they'd be proud of what you've become 😐

Unfortunately, most civilisations won't have more than 30% of the population trained for combat. Throughout history, your ancestors were statistically much more likely to be working fields and foraging. This guy's genetics tell me his ancestors hasn't done a day's work ever, so he's probably quite well off.

Don’t move. There’s a laser sight on your forehead.

That’s someone lost indian bride🤝

I’m dead 😂

Put back your hijab girl you’re scaring the kids

That hair just screams I haven’t showered in a week and I can smell the axe and BO combo just looking at this picture.

The cold empty eyes of a sexual abuse victim.

Are you on standby ?

I would have never taken you for a Hindu, but the dot on your forehead says otherwise. Sooooo, do you own a Subway or a 7-11? 🇮🇳

Ten years from now you’ll look back and realize you’re just as interesting as that bag of milk on the floor you once were.


prison flesh light.

Duck! A sniper has you in his sights.

You sniff random women's panties at the laundromat

GET DOWN!!! 

Did bollywood run out of actors and had to hire you?

Damn dude, you ok? Looks like someone shot you between the eyes with a pellet gun. 

Don’t roast him he might go to his high school and do unspeakable things.

Harry Potter lookin ass

Work on your before effects

Works in After Effects, but too stupid to know how to use Photoshop on those zits.

[удалено]

"Pumped up kicks intensifies."

I was taught to never disrespect a female. Sorry….


Are you wearing a fucking dinosaur T-shirt at 18 years old? Do you also love choo choo trains, chicky nuggies, and choccy milk? Every vagina within a 10 mile radius of you mysteriously dries up when you enter their radius. Don't let them fool you, there is -not- someone out there for everyone.

lmao people are lining up to roast you and not one person complimented you on your other post. Why do this to yourself?

Bro roasted himself by saying he plays valorant.

Is it culturally insensitive to say that I’m surprised you’re married? Too deep?

You’re confusing bindi with a sindoor. Bindi can be worn by anyone (usually women) regardless of their marital status. It doesn’t mean they’re married. OP looks like a shy young girl that’s gonna get married off to a random dude any second now.

Do people address your zit as a little brother or a family pet?

Dude get down, there’s a sniper aiming right at your forehead!!

Mmmm use to fuck dudes like you in jail 😋

By the time you die, everyone will remember you as Mr. Average

He she

Already got canceled for being a white hindu

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FaZe Nerdy Pimples

Did the guy from Thor: Ragnarok do your hair, too?

Ever had a shower ?

Wizard in training.

You have the body of a raptor from Jurassic Park.

Justin Bieber saw your photo and he’s not pro life anymore. So congrats?

Along with Valorant, I assume you play League don’t you? Look at this guy, no way he hasn’t.

You're about as 18 as that kid who died at Gallipoli

You’re definitely mid transition but I have no idea what you’re transitioning to

Are you the "I miss her" jett

Hindu?

You’re going to be bald by 24.

Good marks, just like the herpe mark, that's on your forehead...

COFFEE’S READY!

Your mom is a librarian and your dad is a pocket protector.

Duck and cover, or that sniper's gonna get ya

Do you always feel like you have to tell people what you're playing at ?

good job man keep it up

For those of us old enough to remember Beaker

i like your third eye

That's a nice red mark on your forehead, someones obviously about to execute some practical Darwinism.

Nicholas hoult just being nicholas hoult

Sorry kid, evolution beat me to it.

Virginsaurus Rex

The only thing 18 about u , is that's the number of zits u have on your pre pubescent face!

R/AccidentallyIndian

Discord mod final boss

I'm assuming the dot on your forehead is what your buddies use as a bullseye when they give you facials.

You have this shirt since you're 8, right? I'm sure you can't wait for the next 10 years of no evolvement.

We can see your good marks all over your ugly dome bud. 

Is this the 21/f from earlier?

Can't tell life that dot between your eyes is a zit, birthmark, or whatever it's big enough you might want to consider a bandana, hat, or beanie. Like something man, we about get pick forks to hunt down the triclops

I only see one mark and it’s not a good one. An assassin has a clear view of the center of your forehead from 1,000m - no scope needed

Don't worry, I'm sure you're actually cool and not a nerd who writes "roast me" on graphing paper. Seriously, why didn't you use a fucking Gutenberg Press to tell us how nerdy you are??

https://tenor.com/nl/view/homer-simson-the-simpsons-nerd-gif-16861082

You look like you are quite familiar with masturbating in public

Nothing is more adult than looking like Harry Potter wearing a teeshirt that has T-rex wearing a Christmas hat. Well played sir, your clearly going places.

Are you Hindu… red dot 🔴

Tell us more about your new Indian religion?

Hey look, it's budget Scott the Woz!

Lmaoo McLovin all grown up💀💀💀


You’re the whitest Hindu I’ve ever seen

I thought that dot on your head is from sniper rifile

Wannabe Asian

Billy Gates

No, there’s not enough Kleenex in the world to make you feel better.

Namaste

After Effects of incest

You need some Strydex in your life... wearing a scab in between your eyes is not a fashion statement.

You have scrawny little fingers

Spend time with family

This a boy thought it was girl..

Definitely the kinda kid to file a bully report

Now that you’re 18 it’s time to pick your gender. For fucks sake pick a lane.

Clearly already have the red dot on your forehead to be asking to be a target

Swear I was just roasting you as 21F

Are you male or female?

You are so ugly I pity you

You’re a wo…maaan…?

Ignoring unsuccessfully the huge zit of a 3rd eye.....is that one of your "good marks"? When trying to write or as you'd say right ...the word roast you were apparently going to spell it raost In addition you probably masterbate thinking about your mum.....shame your dad didn't do the same.

Future spokesman for Subway

Elliot Paige? Man, I liked you better as Ellen Paige. Cut back on the testosterone, dude, it’s giving you zits.

You like The-Saurus

Didn’t have anything other than graph paper to use as tinder?

So were we original going to Raost you? Or are you more of a numbers…person?

That considered enough to be Frontne?

You have good marks alright on your face beeyotch!!!

You look like your name is Marc

You look like you already have a police laser dot aimed at you when you go off as a massive shooter

Another post from someone midway through transitioning. Except this time we gotta guess in which direction they are going.. zero out of ten.

Too easy, no

Ah yes, a loser to scared to use fusion

Thanos needed you for the reality stone

Hes definitely a dot indian.

Hey cyclops, is that an eye in the middle of your forehead.

You look like a Harry Potter variant that was groomed and m******d by Dumbledore and Hagrid. Possibly Snape too

Bro is thinking he is taking a mugshot.

Do you know which bathroom to use?

Mam please calm down