You boyfriend will actually begin to like you if you give him Hedemora often

 I'm white and semi-transparent. So is the fluid that comes out of me.


Yo, look AT OP's profile. They posted a roast me of that poor soul as well. Couldn't have gone worse. They didn't even post it to a sub :D

👏🏻👏🏻

Boom boom, nicely done

😂😂😂

She definitely gives Hedemora than the average girl. Bf just isn't getting any

That was funny as hell

Your hair is 3,000 miles overdue for an oil change.

Casper is going to start dating Norwegians.

No-Wigians

Casper runs his fingers through her hair before he beats off

That's wierd I normally do that ofter!😂

Casper's a ghost. He ghosted her at 2,000 miles overdue.

She is the reason no country ever invades Sweden.

If all of Sweden had that much oil, they would definitely invade.

As an American, I declare its time for Sweden to be liberated.

Winner 🙌🏻

I think you mean 4,828 kms

You love Casper even more ever since he ghosted you

He's not real

I thought the second picture was of Casper.

This is not even a joke. I did too.

He is Friendly though

And lives in Canada.

He goes to a different school

Oh he’s real. 

This is genius 😭

thanks for ruining the ideal that all Swedish girls are pretty


This is the gang bang she got from the recent arrivals to Sweden

This is sadly the best comment

I warned my Swedish colleagues 20 years ago and they labelled me a xenophobe, they called me a racist for ten years but they don’t mention it anymore.

Tf is this gif called??

Super hot fire. He’s got a YouTube channel. My go back to back in the good old days

You won

This is it. This is the best comment.

So do you dip your hair in bacon grease or is that just a collection of sweat from never showering?

That hair pic has got to be Matt Damon in Rounders after the loan sharks get to him.

More like Matt Damon at the end of Martian 

Damn that was nice Let’s chat

Reading your bio is like reading the instructions for a DIY loser kit from IKEA.

Her boyfriend came from IKEA unassembled. His real name is Kåaspar.

Underrated 😂

🏆

I thought it was like a 2 year old learning about sentences. I'm going to give the Swedish the benefit of the doubt and that they can speak in sentences longer than 5 words.

Looks like they still forgot a couple of pieces too

You're like a Wikipedia photo for an entry on vitamin deficiency.

And, Casper says your farts smell of pickled Herring.

I’d brave eating the Surstromming over this fishy fartbox.

That’s not from her ass.

What you wake up next to after your drunk ass thinks they took home Emma Watson from the dive bar! 😂

I thought it was an English accent in the bar.

Coyote Ugly right there

Ugly Coyote*

You look like you’re from Stalkholm

Stalk homies

This is the one house elf they shouldn't have given socks to.

There's no amount of cockus erectus spells that could get Casper hard for that face.

shampoo exists

Tänkte dra en roast, men fan... Du e från Hedemora? Tänker inte sparka på den som redan ligger ner.

Samma här men försöker undvika lyteskomik. Från borlänge och en frisyr flottigare än donkens pommes illa nog.

Fast på bild 3 det hon lite ut som en transa-variant av Colm R. Mcguinnes 🤔

Det är bara slutet på trippen som ser ut så där.

Slutet for the win

Man skal altid sparke til svensken når man får muligheden ;)

 What her boyfriend “Casper” sees everyday.

If Hermione cast a spell on herself to look emotionally needy.

"Attentionius whorius!"

After reading your description, I feel like we're qualified to roast Casper for dating you.

I’m sure it won’t be long before Casper “ghosts” you.

You look like the result of an orgy between the cast of Les Miserables and Napoleon Dynamite

Plot twist: These are actually pictures of Casper... Which doesn't change a damn thing.....

So Emma Watson starts doing meth and gets a job at Ikea 🤷‍♂️. Makes sense.

Sweden famous for flat pack and your chest is representing.

Is Casper still a friendly ghost after meeting you?

How do you say trailer trash in Swedish

You look like you love a lot of people's boyfriends in your village.

Voted #3 prostitute in all of Kristianstad 

How do you reconcile being a Harry Potter fan as a transwoman?

How the hell can you be that thin and narrow and still have a gut?

so the swedish girls are all gorgeus is bs

Loading your picture made my phone smell like body odor.

when I see that greasy hair I DON’T wanna know how that surströmming box smells. 😅

You look like Tom Holland transitioned.

Oh, a writer. Do you keep a dream journal? I'm sure it's fascinating.

You could've fit all that text on your forehead.

You’re what we call a practice girl

Your boyfriend is ghosting you…

Congrats you've won the r/roastme by being so beige there's nothing to roast about. In fact I've already forgotten about you before I've finished typing

So that's why Casper turned himself into a ghost.

You look like Hermiane Granger got hit in the face with a bat.

Had a fight with the whomping willow.

So you cheat on him with his friends right?

Casper looks like he’s using you to avoid paying his boxing gym fees.

Proof that ugly crosses continents

The face only a sexual predator could love

Thank you for being brave enough to break the stereotype that Swedish women are attractive. You added basic and bland to the mix too which gets you bonus negative points

You could put a watermelon through the eye of a needle if you rubbed your hair on it first

you call him casper because he ghosted you?

Small town 6.

Casper chose to go into the light after you moved in

Stay in Sweden. In the states you are a bus stop 2. What are you there a 4? Most swedish women are really beautiful. Are your parents also siblings?

Nice 5-head you got there, Takagi-san.

When Casper is in the room with you, can your friends see him too? Or do they all laugh when you leave the room?

Quit posting pics online for strangers. Spend time with your boyfriend if you love him.

You might be from Sweden but there's Norway anyone wants to date you

Is your boyfriend in the room with us now?

The way my dick just broke the land speed record as it retreated between the first and second picture.

You look like you always have a face full of ectoplasm and it's usually not from a friendly ghost.

I like your pooping face

Casper's an invisible ghost. Just admit you're single.

Glad you love your boyfriend named Casper. Cherish these moments, as it’s only a matter of time before he friendly ghosts you

I thought girls from Sweden were pretty

I thought Sweden was known for it’s beautiful women?

You’re gay, you just don’t know it yet.

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That’s an average pickmeup girl 💀


Eyebrows like a Lorax

You didn't need to write a bio. Plenty to work with just based on your looks. Woof.

You look like that anoying pimple that won’t go away!

That needless inclusion of "boyfriend" stuff, questions the validity of his existence at all. If he does exist, I'm certain he is your pet dog, and you do in fact spend a ton of money on peanut butter.


And let’s meet Casper…. 

You realize that your brush needs to actually contact your hair in order to work, right?

Casting Couch didn't work out?

You look like boy... Ya ya

What’s she’s not saying is “Casper” is in each photo but much like the lovable cartoon ghost is not real

Is casper in the room with us right now?

Hmm Swedish? You look more Norwegian..

Tried clicking through your pics but got bored halfway through

Whew damn you need cholesterol meds for that hair

Let me guess. Fantasy is your genre. It will stay that way.

I'm guessing Casper wishes you would give a little Hedemora often.

Casper sounds like a dogg’s name are you into animals? Try a horse

the last pic was really hot until i saw your face

I stopped at “I’m a big harry”, you’re much more interesting that way.

I thought there was an age limit on here? Since when do we roast 12 year olds?

It’s time to close down No Shave November and shave your legs and pits

Are you a Heartstopper fan because that's what happened to your boyfriend

I ordered a Sexy Swedish Girl from Temu, and they sent this! Lucky I saved the packaging

Du ser ut som ett vandrade argument till varför Säter skulle behållit mentalsjukhuset

I get a “Silence of the Lambs” vibe. Maybe just too much oil in your hair and you would have nailed it Sir

Neal Agdal

Don't know what Heartstopper is, but it must be lame.

Is that Casper in the second pic?

Finally, a ugly Swedish girl.

Has Casper been using your nose as a punch bag?

You love Casper, but cheated on him with a reindeer

Kept scrolling looking for a "good" picture of you...started to realize it's an oxymoron.

You? Boyfriend? Casper? Yeah, the friendly ghost, maybe

PewDiePie makes you wet.

If you decided to go trans, you wouldn’t have problems transitioning appearance-wise

Bibi Mandersson.

So much oil in your hair that the U.S. is considering invading

People confuse Sweden and Switzerland all the time. Switzerland has great chocolate and the world’s best watches. Sweden has IKEA and depression. Enjoy Sweden.

Thought you'd be hotter. Being that you're from Sweden and all. High expectations low reality.

You love your bf Casper... You know your desperate when you have a make believe ghost as a bf #

Do you have scoliosis?

Your boyfriend casper on the 2nd photo looks better than your iron deficiency ass

You look like a homeless with better skin care and clothes.

Hails from Hemorrhoida.

If you ever break up, you can call him Casper The Friendly Ghost.

If I was your boyfriend, I'd ghost you, too

I have a real soft spot for Swedes, sorry I can’t. För allt smör i Småland.

Yeah, that natural look you going for, it doesn't do you any favors.

Just because your cat can't leave doesn't mean he's your boyfriend.

Irony - being a fan of Heartstopper while not being remotely close to being a heart stopper.

You look like you are the only person that enjoys Surströmming.

I mean I wouldn't put all that and my exact small town address basically on reddit but u do you

And .... is "Casper" in the room with us right now ?

You put the weed in Swede.

Emma Watson at home:

Why does everyone in Sweden live in a small town?

The hairline lives in the jurassic Era.

Right. A dude named “Casper” and a non blonde from Sweden I’m not buying it.

Believe there was movie about you and Casper right? Oh wait, nevermind, in that movie he turns out to be real … I’ll bet his favorite line to get you in the mood is “Mi Amor, you have the face of a 15 year old boy and your hair was donated to you by a 48 year old car mechanic cancer patient, let’s get it on (in Swedish I guess).

Well ....with no looks or personality...good thing you have tits and a pussy. Those should ..hopefully....attract the homeless.

I think one of your Viking ancestors got smashed it the face so hard while pillaging, the deformity got locked into your Nose’s dna.

That carefully chosen caption of yours makes you less interesting than my clipped off toe nail

You look like if Malmö was a person.

Now I know why swedish fish were invented.

You're wearing 2 different socks in the last picture. I get it though. You're straining pickled fish, blood soup, & ass dirt with the other ones in the sink.

Casper the ghost

Do you wash your hair with hot dog water?

Tin Tin doesn't count as a book when you're over 30.