Better than calling back, bringing her over to your place after see her friend’s shitty band only to have her be incredibly sexually aggressive and then lock you out of your own house wearing nothing but Jockeys and raw hickies when you won’t commit to marriage on the first date.
I fucked with so many of these losers in my 20s I could probably re-write to the BPD section of the DSM by memory. Their breath always smells because they don’t eat anything on the Adderall and don’t brush their teeth nearly enough on the benzos. That Forever21 ass sweater in the second pic may as well be a dentists brochure for periodontal disease.
He cut off her head , roasted it, cremated it, formed the ashes into a block of concrete and then attached 2 lbs of c4 to it before detonation....BOOM
Not a roast....this was a disintegration
born sweet and adorable, I have decided to rebel by covering myself in sticker tattoos, screwing every fitness trainer/restaraunt owner/edmproducer I can find in my big city, always wearing a noserings and androgenous hair to impress my lesbian friends and replicating the self-absorbed snobbery of every girl I hated in highschool. Soo. To come: multiple chemical Abortions and a ketamine habit/alcoholism, these are next on my list of ways to become valueless to decent people and spawn bipolar disorder before 30. Planning on moving to another state to avoid toxic boring place I am now, in between will live with mother/grandmother/stepfather while paying off credit cards and withdrawal. I have wonderful friends, all of who think I am amazing, and none of which actually live the way I do and will most certainly marry and have babies while I am single at 32 with a prolapsed rectum.
You look like someone who repeats the most common political opinions pushed by mainstream news, believes companies care when they wave rainbow flags during pride month and then thinks they are a rebel.
You look like the kind of girl who tries sugarbabying as a side hustle, but immediately falls in love with the first guy who gives you attention even though he has a wife and drives a Mazda.
Just go get your dragon claw but plug and post to your 1 subscriber on only fans. It’s a lot less pathetic that being roasted AGAIN on Reddit. Also we’re not calling your druselda the damned.
Look, I support trans women, but if you’re going to try to pass, get rid or the mullet for crying out loud. Might wanna try to hide the Adam’s Apple too, if you wanna trick those trailer park dudes.
Tattoos? Check. Piercings? Check. The "I'm unique" makeup, hair, and wardrobe? Check.
"All good guys. Another basic clone ready to be a disappointment. Let's clock out and go grab a beer."
looked in the mirror and thought “how can I make my self even more unattractive - I know, I’ll get these multiple gross piercings and Tatts”. Great job you succeded!
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Tried swiping left. Kept on seeing more of your pictures unfortunately
Brilliant
Jesus Christ man
Choked on my apple from laughing at this
Same problem and I don't understand why Tinder accepts pictures of a house piggy as profile pictures...
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It's a never ending story
The poster girl for borderline personality disorder.
My ex said she was bi and I was intrigued. I didn't know she meant polar!
🤣 Yeah, glad to see she's still advertising that she'll suck dick for beer money.... and she don't even drink
If Harley Quinn drove a Subaru.
And had her hair cut by a blind dog groomer.
*chuckle out loud* (Lol's more realistic cousin)
LOL, fucking savage! hahaa.
Harley Qunt
The piercings and stupid haircut say “unemployable” but the tattoos and cleavage say “promiscuous”
The iWatch says 'granny panties'
Hanes her way briefs
Everything else screams smelly vagina and Marlboro lights.
So, a hobosexual, got it.
You claim dudes "sexually assaulted" you when they don't call you back
Better than calling back, bringing her over to your place after see her friend’s shitty band only to have her be incredibly sexually aggressive and then lock you out of your own house wearing nothing but Jockeys and raw hickies when you won’t commit to marriage on the first date. I fucked with so many of these losers in my 20s I could probably re-write to the BPD section of the DSM by memory. Their breath always smells because they don’t eat anything on the Adderall and don’t brush their teeth nearly enough on the benzos. That Forever21 ass sweater in the second pic may as well be a dentists brochure for periodontal disease.
Holy fuck this wasnt a roast, this was a beheading.
He cut off her head , roasted it, cremated it, formed the ashes into a block of concrete and then attached 2 lbs of c4 to it before detonation....BOOM Not a roast....this was a disintegration
this was an absolute wreckage, Jesus Christ.
Hobbies include late-term abortions, drugs, being offended by everything, and pretending to be a witch.
Late term herself.
She meets up for pints of baby’s blood with her mom’s book club where they laugh about how she almost became the star of “One Fetus One Cup.”
Don't forget just learned about Israel Palestine conflict last week and excited to decorate a poster and pick an encampment outfit
She looks like she gets offended when someone calls her "mam"
I was gonna add cos playing as an asshole but I realized she isn't wearing a costume.
You’ve been nailing people to the wall lately! If I had an award you’d have it
She considers the scribblings on her body art.
Good to see you're achieving your lifelong dream of becoming a clown makeup artist. Congrats! 
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She entertains men behind the dumpster at your local 711 though
100% a mod on bitchesvspatriarchy sub
r/subsididntknowexisted
You look like STDs
Without a doubt this is the Queen of Unenthusiastic Handjobs.
Bold of you to assume she can even get anywhere near a dick, unless it’s a corpse.
23 what? Seconds away from putting your liberal arts degree to use to explain why men are the source of all your problems?
>23 what? Aspirational number of chromosome pairs?
lmao
23 and NOT me.
Born with armpit hair
She looks like her vag smells like bug spray…
That’s better than hot shrimp stew.
*”GIMME SUMMA DAT GUMBO!”*
I bet you bore even your dad in bed.
Bet my last dollar her pussy tastes like the color beige
This has me dying!!! 😂😂😂. You win the entire month of May!!!!
Come on man, her dad's not in the picture, you don't have to be so mean. She bores her mom's new boyfriend in bed
Who coincidentally happens to be her step brother.
Dad said he has a headache again tonight
Her dad said she kissed worse than her mom
“I’m childless by choice”
Hi anxiety, meet Daddy Problems…oh hi daddy problems, meet personality disorder
Why is there a photo of your asshole on the wall in the 3rd picture?
This wins
How many living room tattoo artists have you banged, Jesus Christ,
All of them within her circle of tatto artist friends. Planning on getting more tattoos to fit in and show her lack of self respect and virtue.
If Fentanyl had a face....
born sweet and adorable, I have decided to rebel by covering myself in sticker tattoos, screwing every fitness trainer/restaraunt owner/edmproducer I can find in my big city, always wearing a noserings and androgenous hair to impress my lesbian friends and replicating the self-absorbed snobbery of every girl I hated in highschool. Soo. To come: multiple chemical Abortions and a ketamine habit/alcoholism, these are next on my list of ways to become valueless to decent people and spawn bipolar disorder before 30. Planning on moving to another state to avoid toxic boring place I am now, in between will live with mother/grandmother/stepfather while paying off credit cards and withdrawal. I have wonderful friends, all of who think I am amazing, and none of which actually live the way I do and will most certainly marry and have babies while I am single at 32 with a prolapsed rectum.
 Makeup doesn’t equal a personality you CHUD
You look like someone who repeats the most common political opinions pushed by mainstream news, believes companies care when they wave rainbow flags during pride month and then thinks they are a rebel.
Oh no you don’t…I’m not getting cancelled for roasting a trans-man!
She's definitely somebody's psychotic ex-girlfriend.
Hello I’d like to address the tattoo on your left bicep which says “LOVE ME.” NO.
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Not the goat. Four kicks.
You look like a VHS copy of Beetlejuice threw up all over you and everything in the background of your pictures. I dub thee “Wilneva Rideher”
Pretty sure you identify as a carrot
That is Rob Schneider, you take that back!
You got the joe dirt haircut
How’s the meth withdrawals going
Cyndi Larper
“23 now, let’s do this again.” Title of your sex tape.
You’re like having a piss for too long. Everyone is wondering what you’re up to but the comfort of having it all out is too great.
Therapists love her.
You forgot to specify 23M or 23F. It matters and changes the dynamic of the roasts. Please let us know.
Trailer Swift
Maler swift
You look like the kind of girl who tries sugarbabying as a side hustle, but immediately falls in love with the first guy who gives you attention even though he has a wife and drives a Mazda.
Just go get your dragon claw but plug and post to your 1 subscriber on only fans. It’s a lot less pathetic that being roasted AGAIN on Reddit. Also we’re not calling your druselda the damned.
Youre like one of those fish that change their gender back and forth to whatever is most convenient at the time.
The GTA VI NPCs look lame. I hope the rest are better than these.
In addition to a top coat do you use chicken wire as a good base for your make up? Kinda like for stucco on a house?
If Natalie Portman became a man, then a witch, then gay.
Looks like you are struggling to nail down your personality, between the choices of 'hillbilly', or 'redneck' .
Hermaphrodite vibes
Don't really have a roast, but I can smell how bad you stink through my phone and it sucks.
Nobody ever wants to do it again with you.
Your blinis are tasteless
Every year you get a new tattoo to document your life journey, except no one cares.
23? That's a weird way to write forty.
What's up... dude?
Pronouns are mental/issues
Fuck you tom brady
Coming back for more abuse, like every one of your relationships
I think I got chlamydia sweeping left. Thank you, unwanted and never loved child of Avril Lavigne and Edward Scissorhands.
23 for the 8th time now?
It looks like she’d put me in handcuffs and take me to her sex dungeon before i even made it through the front door.
Your friendly neighbourhood puppet 
This girl only does anal cuz shes “saving herself for marriage”
Seeing these pictures got me thinking: Is the Bud Lite boycott still a thing?
Does Uncle Lemuel like twisting that nose ring while y’all play the two backed beast in the basement? Therapy. Lots of therapy.
I’m 100% positive you have a crystal in your butt for positive energy.
Single handedly kept Kmart in business for a decade
Only has a home because mommy OD'd and left her daughter the single-wide 🫤
Using green fungi as eyeliner and hair dye isn't a trend.
You look like a lady who doesn’t respect safe words
Fell face first into the junk drawer.
I’ve seen you passing out $50 BJ cards on the Vegas strip
So different, so interesting … in exactly the same way as every goth kid is
I'll try anything once. But not you.
I guarantee every single one of your exes was "a narcissist".
U look like the type of person to steal someones phone then help them look for it.
Please don't stop doing what you're doing I love to fuck a twink every now and then🤤🤤🤤
It’s a look 20 years into the future as what a disappointment Justin Beiber’s kid is going to be.
Get more tattoos, fill that emotional hole and keep that credit score low.
When you go through the Emo phase in high school but get stuck.
Her body count is her age squared
You’re the picture for the Chlamydia flavored Elf Bar, I thought you looked familiar!
You smoky the bear have one thing in common... Pine Cone Stuffing.
Reeks of effort…
What's with that mess of a tattoo on your arm? Did you specifically ask for random irregularly spaced bullshit?
Adverts for an onlyfan account
Bet she describes herself as “edgy”
Look, I support trans women, but if you’re going to try to pass, get rid or the mullet for crying out loud. Might wanna try to hide the Adam’s Apple too, if you wanna trick those trailer park dudes.
Nice mullet bro
Are you intentionally going for the in the middle of transitioning look? Also burnt mustard is not your color lol
And again I'll say, you still look like a dude, who looks like a lesbian...
Going for the Marilyn Manson look?
And you identify as?
23 ... yea in your dreams!
You should write a book titled "How to Fuck Up a Pretty Face"
Trans Halsey. Ballsey.
Letting your kid tattoo you was a..bold choice
23 of what? Mental disorders?
…she said to her dirty needle
You can just tell your pussy stanks just by looking at you
Your post from five months ago says 22/f, but you look like you're one mental breakdown away from joining alphabet gang
These Prozac ads are getting wild
If Xanax and Camel Crush were a human being.
Calm down sir, you’ll get your turn
You look like the one kid in class still sniffing markers in the back of art class
Taylor Thrift.
Only you can prevent makeup over-application
maybe its gaybelline?!
If Ellen DeGeneres emo cousin came back with AIDS
Tattoos? Check. Piercings? Check. The "I'm unique" makeup, hair, and wardrobe? Check. "All good guys. Another basic clone ready to be a disappointment. Let's clock out and go grab a beer."
Actually pretty hot for a gelfling
How many time have you watched Hocus Pocus?….
let me guess you identified as a man last time you did this.
looked in the mirror and thought “how can I make my self even more unattractive - I know, I’ll get these multiple gross piercings and Tatts”. Great job you succeded!
Tokyo
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Dr.Jeckle and Ms. Hyde
Let's not.
That's your motto? Let's do this again? Looks about right
All of a sudden, I'm rooting for forest fires!
The Toy Story version of your "toys" is a Saw horror movie
Why abortion should be legal in every state.
I'm not saying you smoke crack, but you do look a little crack-ish.
You look like you sell meth.
No one would want to do anything with you in the first place.
Wait did we do this before? Fuck that's where I got crabs it all makes sense now.
Are them tattoos covering your track marks or your cutting scars?
Is 23 the number of restraining orders you currently have?
The picture of your asshole behind you on #3 OP , caught my attention 👀
The ol’ No-Number-Nancy. She’s an easy lay, don’t bother grabbing her number
You look like a hybrid of Joe Dirt and Harley Quinn with a little bit of cat piss and meth mixed in.
She says her age as if we’ll give a shit
The vacant expression says Xanax addiction but the tattoos say Xanax addiction you can’t afford
Wednesday if she rode the short bus to school and smoked weed
You look STD had STD.
Some women age like fine wine, you're definitely Budweiser.