I worked with a lady with a Roz voice into she recently retired.
One day after a call with her, I got my team in a call for a little "Guess who?" game. When I explained myself, they were cracking up with the accuracy.
Short pants. No belt. Full button, collared shirt but short sleeves and not ironed. Yep. You’re really trying, bud. Almost as hard as button #5 is trying to hold on for dear life. Figure it out.
photo-1 was just after you crossed the border, 2 was you trying to "blend in with the population" and 3 was after you paid-off the cartel and could keep your own wages!
You look like an origins story of being found at the border, adopted and adjusting to life, and then ending up like a good little boy who finished Catholic school and “knows thing”. Good for you kid….
On a side note of actually being serious, the shoes look legit, and owned a similar pair.
You can’t be any older than 30 yet have a neck beard and beer belly and probably struggle to find a girl shorter than you. You peaked when you came out of the womb and it was all downhill from there. Can’t even imagine what you look like at 50.
Gotta love the EVG’s in picture 2/3… for those who don’t know EVG. Is an old Army abbreviation for Eternal Virgin Goggles (for the Army issue eyeglasses)
I feel like your dad’s Amish and your mom’s Mormon, which makes you Moorish.
That was my first thought. Mormon faith is definitely responsible for some of this mess. Possibly boxed wine.
Tired of Disneyland much Edit: Is your name Noah Adultin?
\[Pic 3\] George Santos got made into a Macy’s Thanksgiving balloon. 
moron-ish
Moronish
Got that Gaybraham Lincoln beard.
"People in America are so nice. I went to a baseball game and they all got up and said Jose can you seeeeeee"
Your head looks like a giant hairy testicle.
Lmfao
🤣🤣
This guy ate the owl that brought his letter to hogwarts
🤣🤣🤣
Fucking creative! Bravo
me lady
You have a neckbeard. Trust me, your life is already doomed.
"I just feel today's dating environment is very bias against males."
Friendzone in human form
You look like every part of a To Catch a Predator episode
Oddly enough, he uses a mirror to reenact his favorite episodes and plays both parts.
I bet mothers grip their childrens hands when you are near
Food cart vendors grip there carts when he walks near.
Reddit mod in training.
This exactly
Premium mod student (extra kitties,+10 (but in pounds), smelling like Long John Silver's)
Your face looks like it would show up in a nightmare version of the Teletubbies.
His mom took all the pictures
You look like George Santos smoked a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
100% you work at Little Caesars
You look like an unevolved Snorlax knockoff made by Digimon
You look like you masturbate in the men’s room at work and don’t even wash your hands.
Tigers. That’s exactly what you should be fed to. They’d have a feast for a week.
You look like your dad and you dress like him too
That Tye Dye shirt from scout camp has so many memories of "special time" with the scout masters and the other boys.
It’s not every “little man” that is chosen for pivot man in the weekly circle jerk every week
You come from a long line of neckbeards
How can that be? We all know neckbeards can't reproduce.
Pregnant pumpkin with a baby sombrero
[удалено]
He looks more like the latter.
🤣
You look like Roz from Monsters Inc.
I worked with a lady with a Roz voice into she recently retired. One day after a call with her, I got my team in a call for a little "Guess who?" game. When I explained myself, they were cracking up with the accuracy.
Look like someone shaved Smoky The Bear’s ass and taught him to walk backwards.
Damn…
Do you have a curious brown monkey that follows you around?
The only curious, brown thing that follows him around is the Klingon turds he missed
Damn the man in the hat really hit the buffet then didn’t he?
Detroit Tigers shirt. You look like if I threw you a baseball you would have a better chance of catching it in your mouth than your hands.
Dang I've never seen a real oompa loompa before
Oompah loompah dupity doo, never seen a bigger loser than you.
You look mid-transition but I’m honestly not sure from what to what…
He's transitioning from insufferable neckbeard to Islamic radical
The “beard” grants +12 virginity.
"How did you know I use reddit" lookin ass.
Don't worry, you can find an Asian girlfriend, for sure. 100%.
Pocket pool champion Homee Shortstik
Bro looks like he was the school narc
Not much of a man once you shave the beard
Why are you wearing a bike helmet?
You look like Samwell Tarly if the Night’s Watch guarded double stuff Oreos.
You look like you smoke weed and then call the cops on yourself for smoking weed.
Can't roast you any more than whoever glued the pubes on your neck
Oh....you're definitely trans.
That neck beard only makes your face look fatter.
Do you drive to your ranger tower in a white van?
You look like the guy who shouts at the prof instead of asking questions in my calculus class
You look like a shift lead at Lowe’s that hits on all the teenage cashiers
How cute, a young Afghan on a Disney trip before he begins terrorist school...
In the 2nd pic you look like young Jack Black in that Pitfall commercial
Poster child of a sniper in a bush aka micropenis
You look like one of the Slo-Mo Guys, without the Mo...
Small man living in a big world
You look like a Mexican Violet Beauregarde. 
You look like a scrapped muppet design.
Short pants. No belt. Full button, collared shirt but short sleeves and not ironed. Yep. You’re really trying, bud. Almost as hard as button #5 is trying to hold on for dear life. Figure it out.
You got that weird trans man beard game going on.
This girl using lots of testosterone shots.
My sister is on Hormone Replacement Therapy, she wants her beard back.
Wil Wheaton.
"Mother, don't make me try on my new church outfit in the mall parking lot again! I'm the same size, I didn't gain weight. Mom!"
Someone tried making a Mii character and hit **random**.
You look like a depressed hound dog that was just told that there’s no more Twinkies at the store
Are you transmasc or a cub?
Your testosterone treatments are working sis
I would've said "I'm not roasting a child" until I saw the facial hair. You look like a 10-year-old girl.
Preposterous Malone
Nice handwriting. Looks like Ray Charles used Michael Jay Fox's hands to write something in Arabic.
Dude used to listen to his mom and dad having sex in the next room and would jack off to it 🤣
I think you may have a calling El Nacho Libre.
Skeet Hanson’s next predator catch… #predatorpasta
Shave!
I have so many roasts that my brain just broke down
u look like u guide swamp tours
Bro don't jump or the earth will go towards sun and the impact will distroy moon how your car handle you
You look like you were trying to be tough and tell people to put on a mask during covid
#Da plane Boss! Da plane! Da plane!
The camp counselor who helps you tie dye your shirts and sell your weed 😐
The last photo makes me think that you make a living cos-playing Taron Egerton's shorter and somewhat uglier brother.
photo-1 was just after you crossed the border, 2 was you trying to "blend in with the population" and 3 was after you paid-off the cartel and could keep your own wages!
Only someone with vision worse than javy Baez would find you attractive
You look like you’re counting the seconds to become the local scoutmaster, and we all know why
Great Value AJ Soprano.
If someone ordered AJ Soprano from Temu.
I bet your stomach looks like it got attacked by tigers
Head like a bowling ball and the wardrobe of a 9-5 upskirter.
You look like a garden gnome that works at a cell phone kiosk.
You look like someone glued facial hair onto a 16 year old
If “basic” was a shape
Guarantee half of your paycheck goes to only fans...
wish version of Mose Schrute
The neckbeard really frames your face some typa way.
Well I guess you can’t have shit genetically in Detroit either
I don’t know if you’re about to mown a lawn or bomb a marathon.
I’d feel bad roasting an adult cabbage patch doll.
I don't know why I jumped to the conclusion that you work on tequila factory
I just know you give the sweatiest hugs
What it looks like to be a leprechaun raised by your single mom
Kyle Rottenhouse
You look like Peter Griffin"s long lost child that he dumped somewhere because he was too fat to pull out.
You look like you geocache tentacle porn
Not the fedora with chin straps
What is going on here
"Erm Actually ☝🏼🤓"
I say, shall we brave the Shires for an adventure!
You could get straight As, become a doctor, go on to cure cancer and still be the biggest embarrassment in the family.
Discord mod final boss
Too easy, I wouldn’t know where to start.
To ginish you off, all you need is a splash of semen to fill in hat patchy beard
Why do you have a chin strap to hold your hair on??
You look like an origins story of being found at the border, adopted and adjusting to life, and then ending up like a good little boy who finished Catholic school and “knows thing”. Good for you kid…. On a side note of actually being serious, the shoes look legit, and owned a similar pair.
This dude definitely has a 420 on the end of his gamertag
You can’t be any older than 30 yet have a neck beard and beer belly and probably struggle to find a girl shorter than you. You peaked when you came out of the womb and it was all downhill from there. Can’t even imagine what you look like at 50.
Most unlovable carebear.
Your a admin on the incest subreddit the family members you want to sleep with won’t sleep with you it’s the one you don’t want that does aka dad
Where's your rick??? Get out of our timeline!!
He got them, “I’ll sue you” shorts on.
Can’t wait for you to get married so we can get her cheating on you over with.
Stop messing around on reddit and finish mowing my lawn.
You’re the youngest oldest person I’ve seen.
You look like that Taco Bell employee that definitely smells like booze
Did you rob a thrift store, or is that how you normally dress? You look like the love child of a bible salesman and Cheech Marin.
Honestly nothing I say can be worse than existing as you
Apparently your marshmallow bitch tits havin ass ain’t never heard of an iron or the wrinkle free setting on a dryer!
I’ve never seen so much roundness in a post. I’ve seen larger rounder people, but everything about you is round (body, features…everything).
Fortune telling:You will struggle in the dating market
Ty Fuggar
Gotta love the EVG’s in picture 2/3… for those who don’t know EVG. Is an old Army abbreviation for Eternal Virgin Goggles (for the Army issue eyeglasses)
You roast yourself everyday by dressing the way you do.
You look like the type of guy to go on r/bonersinpublic and complain about wiener
Sid
You look like George Santos and I mean that in the worst way possible
The Young Bucks fat cousin
The top and bottom of your head looks like it has a receding hairline.
*Looks in mirror* “Neck beards are cool, neck beards are cool”
Dorian the Explored
Neckbeard=perpetual self roast. Buy a razor or stop going outside
You look like the guy from Toy Story 2 who tried to buy woody
I cannot tell if you sell insurance or coke or both.
Neck beard. No more is needed to be said
The Neck beard why
I think you may have a case of the tism
u look like a little lad on the search for his dabloons
fat n' ugly
U was wrong for hiding those pickles under your tongue from SpongeBob! Had my boy tweakin the entire episode lol
If Atticus Schaefer had a brother that stole catalytic converters
Jesus, you look young. Probably permanently. Go to the bathroom and your wife of 30 years will ask to see your hall pass.
A young post Malone with autism
Your the last guy picked in a team in PA
Nice dunce hat strap, you perv
That towel hanger in the 2nd pic looks like it came from a crack den
No hombre I don't need any oranges today
Lavender marriage material
You have never been on a date huh?