Your teeth look like a Civil War cemetery.

You should take that face to Hollywood. You'd be perfect for horror movies.

Well done.

well now im REALLY going to hell..

It’s June 29th kid. Halloween isn’t for months

Lol

Yoooo lol

Tooth Fairy was like “naw naw, you keep them”

💀

Haha

I loled too hard

You may be the only person on the planet that I would recommend considering a Hitler mustache.

His cleft lip scar will form a swastika in the Hitler stash.

💀

You look like a dentist training dummy that came to life.

Is 22yo code for the number of chromosomes you have?

*Almost 22*

Jesus fuck you win

If Jaws from Moonraker was Pakistani

With that mouth he looks like the shark from Jaws!

I’m genuinely sorry.

This^

Omg this

Genuine pity: the cruelest roast of all

Yeah man if I was bloated with cash I'd pay for his teeth...

 Got some fucked teeth.

Not even a roast just a fact 😂

Budget only to fix the face and head, not teeth

It looks like you got punched in the face….. with a car!

By Optimus prime…

Not a roast but braces would literally save your life man

You look like a Picasso painting come to life.

Spend 2-3 years with braces or Invisalign, then hop on Kaiser permanente and get jaw surgery covered by insurance. By 25-27, you may lose your virginity if you follow these steps

I have a special birth defect so I have a treatment team already and a plan and stuff. I just figured since I was socially anxious, and I won't always be this way, I just figured "screw it, let's give it a shot." It's oddly liberating.

I'm going to follow your page in hopes for updates about your future treatments/surgeries. I truly wish all the best for you!

Go for that treatment. Your whole life will be different

Honest feedback here - fix the teeth, brother! That was genuinely horrifying to see, and you're a very young dude. I can see how that would wreck someone's self confidence and create or increase anxiety. Also, for the sake of keeping on roast topic, the rest of your body looks like:  (not much you can do about that aside from maybe hitting the gym or doing some push-ups and flutter kicks)

Respect. Your confidence is inspiring and love your positive outlook.

You are the personification of the word “munted”.

God already did

You have a kind eye. The other one is giving me a look that I don’t like

This man be the reason why the D.A.R.E. assembly Is presented in public schools

Advice but i recommend trying out braces. I'm not sure how that'll work with a cleft - but just to let you know you are beautiful regardless of the outside.

Hey man I hope you're not doing this to validate any negative self-image opinions you have. If you are just keep in mind that rotten comments about peoples' appearances is just the name of the game, and if you're not then in your second photo you look like a can opener with a bad haircut.

C’mon man, to easy.

Dental disaster

justin trudeau hates you

I hope those bars on the windows hold... For all our sakes 😳

Your teeth look like a crowd of commuters trying to exit the subway.

I bet kids in your neighborhood have nightmares that you're under their bed.

Hopefully you have a lovely personality.

I'd say so 

Bruh, your bite marks are in cursive. 

Thought the holes in the paper were your nipples. Not really a roast I think.

Even your lips couldn't stand to be around you.

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I’d say you’re tall enough to be a great basketball player, but please don’t do any on camera interviews, just helping you out

There's only 9 comments in 24 hours? People don't want to roast you because the you have to actually deal with being ugly instead of joking about it. I'm sorry my dude! Good luck! 👍

It was waiting for approval for most of the 24 hours so it wasn't public. I know I'm ugly, there's nothing to be sorry about it. I'm fine with who I am. I didn't decide to be this way, no reason to dwell on it.

Nigga just keep your head up forreal shitll get better 🤟🤟✊

Holy "toofs" What the fuck is going on in that grill.

Almost 22 with teeth like that? Give us a break.

You look like you got ***all*** the extra chromosomes



When kids look at you they go AHHHHHHH!

Goddammit man. I'm sorry

Hi Sorry, I'm SubstantialReturn191. Seriously though, there's nothing to be sorry about. I appreciate the thought but, I didn't choose to be ugly it just sorta happened. I wouldn't say I'm happy the way I am, but I'm not dwelling on it. It's just how things are, there's nothing wrong with being born ugly. Thanks though!

I wish you all the best, man

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I don't think you're actually ugly. Legit the teeth and cleft palat is out of anyone's control. I'm assuming u had the cleft palat fixed, next is the teeth. This shit happens. Look in the mirror from head to toe and see that you have more to you than what's on your head, which isn't even that bad I mean olive skin tone and that eye color......come on my guy. In no time you're gonna see that you're winning. (Just be sure to know how to style yourself with confidence)

Forrest Gump railed a Jordy and you are what resulted.

Like a pirate is hiding his chin on that piece of paper

You look like the tall monstar from space jam

You look like Walt jr from breaking bad, but with even more generic abnormalities.

I'm sorry your parents don't love you enough to pay for braces.

"Bruuhhh!!!"

Why you doing this to yourself?

u look like my myplayer on 2k when im tryna makre ot look as fucked up as possible

There has to be a term for severe virginism. I looked at you and my eyes closed themselves for 3 minutes just to get that picture out of my head.

All things considered if you start mewing and go to an orthodontist and get some braces, you will most likely do really well. If not, god help you.

I went to your page for ammo and just left feeling sad

I loved you in that James Bond film

 Congrats on your new life’s dream. You look like you’ll be perfect

Homie definitely wears socks to bed

i do

💀

We can still see your scar on your lip when you do that

It's Rocky Dennis

Fixing your teeth can change the whole structure in your face.

That scared me so bad

Summer Teeth for July coming up.. Summer here, summer there.

Why is the dollar star version of Andrew Schulz asking for a roast like he doesn't roast himself every day?

You're quite beautiful despite what other's are saying on here. The only thing I'll roast you for is how disappointing it is that you're looking for pity on Reddit.

Edward Scissor-teeth

So your origin story is your dad, Lurch Addams got trashed one night and fucked the shit out of Elmo. Who knew they even existed in the same universe. But there you go.

You look like a distractor for a Romanian pick pocket gang

Tell me you’re from Chernobyl without telling me you’re from Chernobyl.

How long does it take to brush those pearly whites

man bunks with cyrus the cyclops

You look like my friend from kindergarten that used to pee himself

Got a face like a hockey player from 1900

Did you take these pictures using one of those carnival mirrors?

I'm not going to say anything, at first I was amazed I had randomly stumbled onto my cousin's reddit account.

I uh, I don’t think I can do it kid

Is this a go fund me to fix that mouth because where is the link?

Paper has a grid on it, still can't print neatly.

god is an asshole for this one

I could draw you in that piece of paper without ever leaving the lines

You look like you chew jawbreakers

You got less than a substantial return on that lip

literally want to start a go fund me for your braces.

Looks like that tooth is always once row ahead when eating corn on the cub.

When your dad haymakers your loose baby teeth they grow back like this

No thanks.. Hard pass.

Your hair lip is winning the war against those fucked up teeth.

Brother if you aren't currently saving up for braces, your head is in the wrong place. Your quality of life will drastically improve

Snagletooth lives

Grab a few logging chains and fix those teeth

You got a hair on that lip? Does your pallet have a cleft?

If anyone wants to know what happened to the guys teeth. His nose fell and smashed them.

Well, you can always play a Bond villain.

Why?

At least you got a full head of hair. I hope someone calls you “toofus”

GMod vibes

In order of the photos: 1 Parrot, 2 sideways parrot, 3 standing up parrot, 4 squints eyes* British parrot? 5 Yup. British parrot. Or Obi from Family Guy

Less successful Raul Rosas

your eyeball actually looks twitchy in a still picture

Oi fere bruv noice teef you’ve got roight fere 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂💂💂☕️☕️☕️

Deep down you don’t like the way you look, finding character customization might help you come into who you want to be.

You got a face for radio

bro a orthodentist would save your life, genuinely feel sorry for u can’t make fun of this lol cuz it’s nothing u can change in a day. Did you have kleft lip?

Smeagol with a glow up

Joaquin phoenix from wish

If a 1930’s biopic needs a simple mechanic’s assistant, you’re a shoe-in.

You make Shane McGowan’s dentist look good.

More cheese, Gromit?

Jergons lotion stock just rose 400 points

Chiwiwis!

"Chiwiwi"

Damn man, someone send this to MrBeast

whys bro built like }:

You shouldn’t roast something that’s already over baked

Front 2 teeth looking like legs bout to walk out

I bet you could eat an apple through a letter box

Go back in the womb, you aren’t finished developing yet.

You should smile more Never mind

Goldeneye jaws....before puberty.

bro eats corn on the cob one row at a time


Those teeth are so jacked up that when you smile, it looks like you’re throwing gang signs.

“HeY yOu GuYtHs”  - that one fucked up looking guy from goonies

Jesus! Did you hit a brick wall during child birth?

Nope won't roast him He looks like he could obliterate me with his own words

Almost 22 or almost male? Almost human?

You need to do more meth...get them hideous things outta that mouth

I thought "this looks like a punchable face" and after looking through the photos I realized other people not only thought that too but acted on it

You are more like 22yo almost human

That’s not a toothbrush, it’s a crow bar.


I’ll bet your dentist…just kidding, you’ve never been to the dentist.

You look like a pug if it turned human.

You look like you were touched as a kid

 You may as well upgrade to Jaws' teeth at this point.


You look like a muppet that was made with discarded parts

At what age did you find out your parents were brother and sister?

You ain't had pussy since ... well you all know the rest.. 😂

You may not be the ugliest guy in the world but you better hope that mf doesn’t die.

Fee-fi-fo-fum

Live action gollum

Did Jesus sneeze when drawing you? The only good thing in- *this*- is that you must've learned from Jesus's example and write straight.

For fucks sake, give a god damn jump scare warning next time. I threw my fucking phone across the room when I got to that last pic.

Almost 22 or almost male

Are those your real teeth?

You’re almost 22 and your jaw is almost finished floating away m8

Bruh you need to smile with your eyes more 👀✨

Sometimes I’m insecure. I saved your post to get rid of that feeling.

You should be an organ donor

Operation Smile can fix your face