They literally let her fly for free.
In the luggage compartment.
They usually staple the tag right to her forehead, the bands won't stretch all the way around that big ass head
[https://imgur.com/a/3UTYwll](https://imgur.com/a/3UTYwll)
For those of us who can't ***see*** the joke. It's probably modern web browsers who ruin the fun.
And a terrible person at that. The actual one, I mean. My uncle managed a high end restaurant and said that meerkat looking thing was so entitled and openly, blatantly condescending.
it look like your parents ran out of toner when you was conceived.
I think your dad put some whiteout on his sperm-cells to get a Oreo complexion mistake.
Your forehead stretches all the way to your nose, also why hide your hairline? Are you already balding from all the facials? That mouth could fit all of your baby daddies all at once. God really got bored and clicked on ''randomize'' when creating you.
Do airlines charge you extra for those bags under your eyes?
They literally let her fly for free. In the luggage compartment. They usually staple the tag right to her forehead, the bands won't stretch all the way around that big ass head
That's not a forehead... that's a forecourt!
Its a space station...
It’s actually a fivehead
Let me make it easier for you.
Winner
I don’t get it
So the eyes in both sides of her head can see the sentence fully
Sid from Ice Age looking ahh 
Omg!
She is in panorama mode.
Imagine that panorama selfie...slowly moving the camera in a 180° arc, trying to keep the little line even without moving the eyes.
y'all are hilarious
K but seriously which side should people look at when they talk to you
The trick is to look in the room between the eyes to give the impression of making direct eye contact. That being said, the rule is useless.
That's hilarious, reminds me of the crab in Moana! "Pick one, just pick one"
that shit funny as hell
[https://imgur.com/a/3UTYwll](https://imgur.com/a/3UTYwll) For those of us who can't ***see*** the joke. It's probably modern web browsers who ruin the fun.
One of the best yet !!!! Lmfao 😂
I’m dead 😂
Daaaaaaaang
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This comment has me dead. Best roast ever. A+ no notes haha
I spent too long trying to figure out why the joke ended at "make"
I didn't get the joke :/
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Each eye lives in a different time zone
It’s like talking to a horse.
Same, I thought it was poking fun at the first picture, somebody help
It is, dudes saying her eyes are very wide apart, so he's put a big gap between his sentence to help her read it.
Oh for me there isn't a gap but I bet it would've been hilarious
Oh there's no gap for you, that really ruins the joke. After 'Let me make' there's a big gap before the rest of the sentence.
Thanks for this, I don't see a gap either and thought I was a moron for not getting it!
Absolute savage.
damn
Most be her mama
It's a $50 cab ride from your left eye to the right one.
It took me a minute or so to notice she had a second eye.
Here I am still thinking it's a cyclops.
More like a GuyClops
As in a guy clops his dong in that landing strip of a forehead for 30 bucks on a lonely Friday night.
Wishing she could be an upstart triclops bitch
Echo
Well it takes a few minutes for your gaze to travel from one side of the globe to the other.
Syd the sloth looking ass
Maybe after he lived at chernobyl for about 20yrs.
Anya Taylor Sad
That's a three hour train ride
You look like a cage free brown egg with eyes...
Free range eyeballs
WHAT??!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAGE FREE BROWN EGG WITH EYES
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot on!!!
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You weren’t the worst mayor of Chicago. You weren’t great, but not the worst.
I see it lmao 😂
Have to disagree, worst mayor of Chicago
And a terrible person at that. The actual one, I mean. My uncle managed a high end restaurant and said that meerkat looking thing was so entitled and openly, blatantly condescending.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "not now."
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Doja Rat
Doja Skat
lmao
Doodoo cat
You look like that big headed alien from American dad
r/itsroger
You got a double dose when god was giving out Pete Davidson eyes
The generic dollar tree cashier
dollar tree NPC
Heh wish version of the dollar tree..
Temu version
I didn’t know Rhianna did crack
That’s not Rhianna, that’s Rhi-OH-NO!
Rhi-oh-NAH
Rhi-ahhhh-nah ✋🏾
Like an AI version of Rhianna post Chris Brown uber ride
You look like the ants in a bugs life
Nice necklace, good to see someone's keeping mall kiosks alive with a $15 purchase...
I think I found your purpose in life. It is to be an organ donor.
That’d be too cruel to the people getting said organs
Especially pianists. *snare, crash*
Damn, your eyes don’t like each other?
Some people are like slinkies. They are not good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Some people are like slinkies, and I just want to find the world's longest staircase right now and take this girl to the top
Is that necklace charm made of uranium?
The circles around your eyes are so dark your credit score dropped by 10 points...
So -10?
Erection(s) successfully prevented - your work here is done OP.
You look like you chew water
Cmon guys, dont roast her, she already has enough on her mind doesnt she?
Jada Pinkett Shit
Eyes so big I bet you be looking at shit in 4D
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Oily ass 5 head
I used to get teased in school for a five head 😂😂 I’m still traumatized by it 😆
18? Are those city miles?
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Girl the first pic of you be looking like the wet food in the sink
Your contact lenses look like glass frisbees
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
Damn, that's harsh. 😂
Damn girl your eyes got they own zip codes
This girl can get a sunburn from a Moonbeam.
Are you Jaden smiths final form?
 No words just sharing another picture of you.
Fuckin taco bell Chihuahua here again. 
Don't diss the dog like that! Lol
Sad to see Rodney Dangerfield reincarnated into a thot
Looking like sid the sloth
You look like Rihanna that someone stripped for parts.
Looks like you haven’t had a good nights sleep since you were six
I think I can guess what you use as moisturizer. Crack.
Crack is wack
Looks like Aunt Jemima isn't going to beat the cancer after all.....
Stop trying to copy Chappelle doing white face
Ready to be a stunt double in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice with those dark ass eyes
Thanks for last night. Sorry I couldn't pay your cab fair...
Yo, i dont see the onlyfans link.
I would ask for a refund from your OF
Damn bro you have some real feminine feature for a guy
You were really great in the movie I am Legend
Judging by the distance between your eyes, mommy drank
You'd be better of showing your self naked
“Butt hole eyes”
Chemotherapy Model
The only thing your dad gave you when he left was cancer 😳
Here's to looking forward to a life of having 6 kids with 8, possibly 9 baby daddies.
Chris Brown would get arrested if you two were standing on the same side walk.
There ain't no Will Smith in your future.
Told yall Te Fiti was real!
Food Stamps Emperor
Anybody else playing tic tac toe on that big ass forehead?
Ready for what? are you on chemo?
Doja Scat
Looks like starving kids from Africa send you 50 cents a day
You aren’t, you really, really are not ready.
Booty juice booty juice booty juice!
Why does this generation keep their eyebrows raised like everything is annoying?
I loved you as Roger on American Dad!
Ready for what? Embalming?
You jump scared me.
You’re just a few weeks of not bathing and a cardboard sign away from being a homeless person.
Everybooooody haaaaaates Chriiisssss
When E.T. phoned home, this is who answered!
Doja from wish.......*sighs.....*unzips.
You look like Ice JJ Fish from Tosh.O
Chickenhead? Man you can find that anywhere... It's a bird... One you take upstairs..and wear out.
Zoe Salamander
The funniest thing happened this weekend when my boyfriend was in town guys… I walked into to two doorknobs.
I'm ready! *you mumble to yourself as you walk to the welfare line*
The only thing more absent than your eyebrows is your father.
How are we supposed to roast her when she is already blazed?
Are you the actor from the new little mermaid? 🤔
18 years old, that's great. How many years ago did you drop out?
 18? N- you at least 30
You look like you eat government cheese
it look like your parents ran out of toner when you was conceived. I think your dad put some whiteout on his sperm-cells to get a Oreo complexion mistake.
Weren't you ready when you had your first kid at 12?
Moses traveled the bridge of your nose and parted those eyes!
Now can we see a pic of your face
Your eyes are in 2 different time zones
I loved your performance in The Ring! So terrifying!
Between the size of your head and your ears, you probably flew before you learned to walk as a baby.
For your dialysis appointment?
This really how you want to start your new life after getting out of prison?
Ready for what? We don’t need another Jada p smith
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Put your makeup back on, like good whores do.
Your forehead stretches all the way to your nose, also why hide your hairline? Are you already balding from all the facials? That mouth could fit all of your baby daddies all at once. God really got bored and clicked on ''randomize'' when creating you.
Your Only Fans are your mom and dad
Your shadow has more privileges than you
Trying to look tough like that it's not going to bring your dad back to the house after all these years
Hasn’t slept in 18 years
Well shit I can't make fun of a person in chemo
New account. One post. Gibberish username. Male avatar…shits not adding up.
looks like a dick sucked you
>18f I'm ready Normally when a woman posts that, I'd comment "RIP to your inbox!". In your case, there's no need.
Post chemotherapy Coi Leray in the first picture
You must have incredible depth perception!
You look like Chris browns neck tattoo