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You look like getting that sleeve tattoo was the most difficult thing you’ve ever dealt with aside from telling your parents you’re nonbinary

Yeah too much of a twink for a sleeve

Ehh, it actually wasn't that bad. And I'd bet that my parents probably don't even know what non-binary means 💀

Another word they don't know..."Son"

You look like a washed-up Minecraft YouTuber

This one probably hurt the most

You don't need to be here doing this, mate. Cut it out. There's a future where things have cleared up and I don't want this thread to be on the net anymore when it arrives. Just take this post down, put your head up, and walk forward.

Don't be a White Knight. He's a grown man, and this subreddit is literally for shits and giggles.

Hey kitties, meow twice if your being held against your will.

🐈🐈‍⬛️"meow"

All of these photos have one thing in common; each picture has at least one pussy in it.

Facts 🤣🤣

They also have teeth that look like my movie theater popcorn with extra butter 🧈

Who the hell orders John Mulaney from Temu?

Thank you! Makes me wish I did drugs

you should try fentanyl

Dm me with the hookup

We wish that too

Oh this guy does not needa do drugs💀 he’d be one of those dangerous crackheads

I've always wanted a Florida Man article about myself

This dude looks like if plain yogurt was a person

🤣🤣 this is a good one

Nice pose with the only pussy you will see in the next 25 years.

The only pussy he will ever get to touch

You definitely bag your own farts and keep them for posterity, cross referenced with what you ate and which Star Wars film you were watching when you were beating one out when you did it.

Yo who hurt you 😭

Just laying it all out for y’all to play it out. Looks like your dentist was a stormtrooper as well, can’t shoot straight for shit!

💀🤣🤣

Im 39 and this blows my mind. Am I really living in the golden age of the internet? Where now the Star Wars nerd is the one hurling the insults and comparing someone’s dentist to a storm trooper? And yet it’s still a good burn? What a time to be alive.

Yo, im not a Star Wars nerd! Just because I can use the references doesn’t mean I dot think it’s hokey dog turd. Star Trek, on the other hand…

That sleve tattoo is solely to impress a girl who ended fucking a guy who actually was tatted up not off of peer pressure.

Such truer words have never been spoken

Queer mr bean

Without the sense of humor!

.. gets sleeve to attract more girls. Attracts bears instead 🌈

Story of my life

Your smile makes me want to call the Humane Society 😳. Get those cats to a home where they never see it again...


I remember when guys with tattoos were people you didn't want to mess with and got all the girls. Now guys with tattoos are girls you don't want to mess with.

You look like you eat out your pocket pussy.

Practice makes perfect!

Eating pussy is different than rimming truckers but go off I guess.

You're right, I wouldn't know anything about your profession! Feel free to dm me with the benefits it reaps other than free rides 😉

any insult is more colorful than you.

John Mulaney without the humor or looks or friends or fame or ambition.

Facts

Punchable face, effeminate manner. I'd stay away from gatherings....

If Payton manning and Eli manning had an insest love child, he would look like you! 

Hopefully I can follow in their footsteps!

The face that started the retroactive abortion movement.

A damn shame I wasn't a part of it

Sid the sloth’s British cousin

Ice Age

"I'm sorry, but the role of Spock will have to go the more handsome option, Zachary Quinto. Thank you for wasting our time. Now get lost."

Understandable have a nice day 🫡

LOL. In all honesty, you'd probably make a great Spock, haha

Honestly think this comment is the insult

LOL, I guess it is, haha!

Your pictures are as straight as your teeth….

Guess that makes me bi

The only way your punk ass could look any more stoned then you already look as if you actually just went ahead and roofied and chloroformed yourself instead of the homeless women tonight...

Something tells me thats not the closest your face has been to a cat’s ass

This song describes you perfectly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G16ZXU9SUWo Here’s a hint, close your mouth when you smile your teeth look like they forgot they didn’t need to social distance anymore

You seem very nice. And the kitty is wonderful. I pray you not weigh yourself upon others. Especially In This place. 

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Was wondering what happened to the kid wonka put in the taffy puller

💀💀

Are you and Grandma going to watch the fireworks tonight?

She's dead 😔

My question stands.

If I can see any from my back porch, sure 🫡

I didn't know you celebrated the 4th of July.

Yo what 💀💀

Real life Ross… also turns women in to lesbians.

Those cats fucking hate you bro

Quite the opposite!

Animals can't consent bro seek help

You look like you need your apartment fridge checking for body parts

Those cats are the closest you’ll ever get to a pussy

Fourth laser tattoo removal session?

I feel sorry for your cats

Why was the cat the most interesting thing in those photos. It looks like you would cry if your favorite drag queen lost the RuPaul drag race. It's giving TWINK!

That cat is the closest to pussy he’ll ever get in life. And he has a pet mouse too.

When i looked at your first photo i thought the mushrooms i took last night were kicking in for a second wind but your face just naturally looks like its melting, your eyes and nose took "drip to hard" too literal...haha u a cutie

This Carl Grimes-lookin motherfucker

I wish I had blue eyes 😮‍💨

You reek from all the times men have exploded into your face.

I figured it would've washed off by now

You look like if Crocs were a person.

You look like an old, depressed Zachary Gordon

You're 1/3

Why are you gay

The gay committee called and told me I had sub for you since you weren't performing well

How is it your teeth look like they had a stroke?

I must be part British

Those 2 cats are the only pussy youve had

Unfortunately incorrect 😪

You look like you eat soup with a straw

I actually don't eat soup that often! But I use a knife 💕

That poor cat…what’s with the breast feeding harness? 🤦‍♂️ if that cat could talk…damn

Chill he's just a baby

 Hey Ian, your doppelganger follows in your steps of being a duschbag!

You've got cats in a sling around your neck...how the hell can we compete?!

He likes being outside

I love cats, it was hard to come up with a roast lol

Glad you didn't take notes from any of the Shane Dawson fans we have in this comment section 💀💀 appreciate you

Your cats clearly hate you and you can’t even follow the simple rules of making a post here.

It's my first time :(

I bet

That's the only pussy you'll ever touch

That nose almost covers your face

Almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and dancing!


Your dad wanted a son. And he got you.

His disappointment speaks volumes

I thought you were really cute until I saw your teeth

Dental reconstruction is expensive 😪

You look like you have as much personality as the wall behind you has color.

"Was your barbecue canceled? That grill is fucked." -Jujubee

He's sizing his cat for clothes.

When you registered as a sex offender, the local economy was devastated.

That one time with your sister doesn't count.

Christ you should’ve invested that ink money into those damn teeth

Did you get that sleeve just to fit in?

Poster child for “extra chromosome”.

What the hell is in your lap? Is it an AI creation or a pit bull/cat mix?

Youve had it hard enough with NO bitches

I bet hes british

If ever a tattoo sleeve could fit a person less. Did someone do that as a joke? Did they just see a person who’s literally the color beige come to life as a human and think “this will be funny”?

You look like you have the personality of Ross from friends

You look like Mark Zuckerberg who never made it.

What do you use for toothpaste? Colgate? Aqua fresh? Rocks?

It doesn’t matter how many tattoos you get. Even if you were born into Jason Mamoa’s body you would still be a virgin

Dude you like cats your amazing. I agree with the others, it seems unbalanced at the moment with the tattoo's - how do you feel about it? Do you have some cats tattoo'd?

Stop trying to breastfeed cats

A bit early to become a cat lady...

If disappointment have a face, that's exactly what you look like in your first picture. 

I live in a constant state of disappointment

Whelp, congratulations then. You deserve a disappointment award. 

Of course you have cats.

Nothing says automatically friend-zoned like wearing a baby Bjorn for your cat.

Ladies love it actually

Hey you look cute, but at your age you should’ve overcome your fear from the dentist!

As a kid, I was scared of the dentist themselves. But as an adult, I'm afraid of how much it costs

And it shows.

James O'Keefe in the house!

Feliz 4 de julio y debemos celebrar en 4 en un cuarto jajja por cierto tu rostro es cuadrado.

You look like a gay Peter Parker

Which one? I still see this as a win

“But my friends black” is at the top of your vocabulary

💀💀


The one and only time grandpa asked you to smile. 

Not even those $3000 TV's in Best Buy have as many colors as you.

That cat is the closest to pussy you'll get

Unfortunately untrue

Tell me you are british without telling me you are *smiles*

Think of all the money you will save by not going on any dates

That's what I'm sayin

A goat has a better smile.

You low key look like Dagwood.

You look like you want to go to dental school

Honestly not a bad idea

You should consider never smiling again. Fuckin’ creepy.

You look like a rejected Pixar character.

What color there is none

That dumb ass shirt is the only pink that will ever touch any part of your body.

Keep spending money on tattoos.....that will help straighten your teeth.....

Your appearance is so forgetful i think i saw you on thispeopledoesnotexist.com

Each picture slowly showed you coming out of the closet. Hell dancing out of it

Jon arbuckle. Where is garfield ?

I want to fix your hair, see what works the best ngl you kinda look like your hairless cat

How sweet 🥰

You look like you got tattoos to hide the tracks. You definitely strip your stolen copper with your teeth.

We got twink cat men before gta 6?

The only way you'll be celebrating your independence day is if somebody files a restraining order against you.

Let's make it happen cap'n

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