Was thinking the only photo these 2 children have of their father was his mugshot and the only interaction/involvement with him would be altering it for this roast me.
Either that, or surprised that they let prisoners have anything besides those 3” clear rubber tube blue ink pens & internet access
PRMSF doesn't quite have the ring of RBF: Resting Bum Face...
But seriously, I bet you're a great dad and hard working!! And if you're not, better fucking get too it...🤨😉
Well, he did go through all the trouble of smuggling the contraband it up his butt. It was the 152 set and a ream of paper.
I see this photo and all I can think of is a header captioned at the bottom:
Oklahoma man's house searched, leading to authorities confiscating self storage unit full of hard drives loaded with child porn.
His wife should receive a medal, trophy or certificate of congratulations, for being able to find his dick under that belly. Her feat is equal to the difficulty experienced by rescuers of people stuck in caves and avalanches.
That implies that he has the discipline and backbone to stay off drugs.
Just look at him; this guy is only disciplined enough to train for an eating contest.
Why does that sign make it look like you are ordering a dinner from cracker barrel, and that's the best sentence structure that you could come up with.
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Some people choose to go after looks. I'm gonna go off of your personality. I feel like you're the kind of person who would take roasting others too far. Like to the point that the law may be need to be informed. But hey, at least your kids got to color for you during your visitation.
Nice of the cops to let you use crayon for your mugshot photo 🤷♂️
It’s the writing implement he is mentally capable of using.
True. Sucks for him they were outta glitter.
They did have glitter, he just ate it all.
And the glue, and pretty much everything else. Kind of surprised he had the crayons left to write with.
>Kind of surprised he had the crayons left to write with. He didn't. He had to wait a bit
Then he ate the crayons again
He HAD 2 kids...he ate one.
That's why the mug shot
Was thinking the only photo these 2 children have of their father was his mugshot and the only interaction/involvement with him would be altering it for this roast me. Either that, or surprised that they let prisoners have anything besides those 3” clear rubber tube blue ink pens & internet access
Well that's shitty of him.
He's not USMC material.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
It’s the writing implement he is ~~mentally~~ capable of ~~using~~ eating.
Permanent resting mug shot face
PRMSF doesn't quite have the ring of RBF: Resting Bum Face... But seriously, I bet you're a great dad and hard working!! And if you're not, better fucking get too it...🤨😉
Underrated 🤷♂️
I wonder if his cell mate made him that ring in metal shop?
It's super mugshoty
Well, he did go through all the trouble of smuggling the contraband it up his butt. It was the 152 set and a ream of paper. 
He looks like he fights with with his kids over who goes first on the rollercoaster
The crayon was also his last meal
Shave and bite down on an apple so we can roast you properly.
Best one here lmfao
LOL YES!!!💀
But he’s so good at finding truffles!
I can't roast you. You look like every redditor I've ever imagined 🤣🤣🤣
That’s actually rough…
He is for sure a mod for a my little pony subreddit
Except this guy actually got laid twice which is more than most Redditors 😂
He looks like the typical neckbeard that calls everything he doesn't like "woke".
Well, your forehead has a mouth on it so not surprised you're overweight
I see this photo and all I can think of is a header captioned at the bottom: Oklahoma man's house searched, leading to authorities confiscating self storage unit full of hard drives loaded with child porn.
Like this dumb fucker even knows how to turn on a pc.
😂🤣
Exactly what I thought
You look hungry and single
Your man titties don't count as kids.
Was gonna say do you think he’s counting his pets as kids or that’s the number of kids he was able to pick up at the park today?
Hey now he probably has kids. He just can’t figure out why their skin is so much darker than his.
You look like the arts and crafts director in your prison block.
*Arse and crafts
Arse and Cracks
15 million sperm in that load and you where the fastest??
He was also the egg, it's the egg's fault.
The fact you got laid twice gives hope to a lot of people.
Except the women he was fucking. Worst day of their lives
His wife should receive a medal, trophy or certificate of congratulations, for being able to find his dick under that belly. Her feat is equal to the difficulty experienced by rescuers of people stuck in caves and avalanches.
Charlie Brown on meth. Hella drug
Waayyyy to heavy to be on meth
This is after the meth. Not before. Hella diet plan
That implies that he has the discipline and backbone to stay off drugs. Just look at him; this guy is only disciplined enough to train for an eating contest.
You look like Peppa pigs dads ball sack
Is it that easy to roofie a girl at Golden Corral?! I never would have imagined..
Show us your ziptie handcuff collection for January 6th
You look like McFoley if he worked at Arby’s instead of WWE
Why does that sign make it look like you are ordering a dinner from cracker barrel, and that's the best sentence structure that you could come up with.
Miss Ohio 2024
you misunderstood what people have been calling you, its NOT artistic. 🎨
Have you ever left your moms basement?
If you glue your pubes to your face starting from the neck and going up it'll come out less patchy
Sex dolls cant give birth
I bet you're still on same class as your kids!
You forgot “soon to be” in front of “father” Congrats on the pregnancy brother hopefully you don’t need a c section🤙
So why does your family live in your parents basement?
Bro, you can’t claim the two kids on your taxes if you ate them already!
You look like El Chapo if they locked him up in a bakery
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Father of two where you need supervised visits
Escaped chomo, please keep children indoors.
What’s the difference between you and a double cheeseburger? Oh wait, nvm
I can’t, it’s illegal to burn trash
You’re what Joey Chestnut should look like
Only 2 kids? Did you eat the rest?
You look like you want a divorce
Warming the coals up now piggy
This looks like a mugshot after you've eaten the cop that tried to arrest you
You couldn't even give us time to think of ones, you had to include your own!
You want attention so bad you colored a sign. How cute
It doesn’t look like this is your first time taking a mugshot
When his wife puts a quarter in the slot on his forehead he washes the clothes
I bet you married your cousin Betsy.
Like Officer Farva in disguise.
See...! When you shave your face you look quite human..
Wait. Someone let YOU put a baby in them? Not once but twice?
So elegant
While you roast a pig for dinner
If you don’t start going to the gym regularly you’re going to die young.
Which prisoner are you married to?
This didn’t HAVE to look like your most recent mugshot ya know
Your forhead looks like it has its own face.
Life roasted you worse than any of us ever could
Your face isn’t crooked or I couldn’t tell, I felt this way about my face lol but I guess nobody really does notice
I'll be honest, the look on your face already tells me you're a defeated man, and there is not need to roast.
[удалено]
Did you leave the shift key behind with your family when you went to get the milk?
Are you half asleep? why is the eye on your forehead closed?
Jesus ur depressing to look at
I’ve never been so certain that someone’s parents were related.
If we properly roasted you, it could solve world hunger big boy.
Abducting children doesn't make them your kids.
I'm surprised someone would even procreate with you.
Ignoring the Neanderthal brow, really?
Matt Jarbo and The Completionist finally made that baby, huh?
You get your ears at baby Gap?
Actually your beard isn't patchy looking at all.........Tubby.
Why a mug shot?
You’re like when mom says “we have Chuck Liddell at home.”
Congratulations on knowing 3 things Your wife and kids must be so proud.
how long did it take for you to learn to color inside the lines? And what kind of malt liquor pairs with crayons?
 I recognize your beard
We're 1 reenforced spit away from one hell of a bbq
if a ford F-150 and a double wide trailer had a human kid
Ethan Suplee +150 lbs -80 iq
Stay away from kids!
You look fine
You were great on "My Name is Earl"
And you look like a drunk toddler
You look like someone that drink the glue and you’re drawing my kid can draw better then you can
Love the sign 😁
You look like you smell like rust.
That’s the face of defeat. Kids and marriage will do that.
Bro looks like he’s taking his mugshot
And those are the least of your issues.
You look like a nice guy. I bet you would give a stranger the 7XL shirt off your back.
Stop being a wuss to put it politely
I shall simply say the meanest thing any roaster can say.....too easy.
Mug shot for a serial sex offender.
Looks like a prison photo no cap .
You look like packaged food for things that eat people
Some people choose to go after looks. I'm gonna go off of your personality. I feel like you're the kind of person who would take roasting others too far. Like to the point that the law may be need to be informed. But hey, at least your kids got to color for you during your visitation.
Daddy
They making a new super size me movie?
You are forklift certified and your bosses name is Steve
You look like you bully Mickey Mouse
Congrats on the win last weekend. Chama!
Your wedding ring looks like the exact same one I got at an art festival for 3.50
Samwise Gamgee looking ass if he never made it to Mordor, but picked up a nasty habit of drinking Keystone Ice instead🤣💀
Nah you're already roasted enough but that art is like a 5 year old did it. There has to be a mental disability happening here tbh
Is that your mugshot from when Chris Hansen busted you in the undercover sting?
Used the sign to cover those titts smart move
you put more effort into your sign than you did your appearance. which is sad, because your sign looks like shit.
Crayon's are also his favourite snack
$5 says there is at least one dead hooker in the crawl space.
You’re an inspiration! If you can get laid, any man can
"oh yeah you \*\*defiantly\*\* need a $1,000 oil change, your car will explode without it."
Roast me? Roast beef
You need a vacation not a roast
You look like Herc from 'The Wire'. A more fucked up version.
I’m pretty sure the reason for this post is, you struck out during pride month and you’re trying to figure out why.
Luke Chroms
You look like sheep in Wyoming would be absolutely terrified around you 🐑😬
Looks like the picture of someone not welcome back to a Chinese buffer after pocketing food
shocked the missing link would wear salmon
Bro why would you reproduce 🤣
Hasn’t met a donut shop he didn’t like.
How often do your kids let you know they’re disappointed in you?
 ”Go ahead and have a seat.”
This can also double as his mugshot.
Did you replace "inmate of the department of corrections" with the roastme sign?
Thought this was a prison photo
Average blue collar dad. Nothing here to see folks.
Can't believe the kids have to look up to this abomination as a father figure. They're gonna end up just like you.
You look like you put on pads and helmet for meatball practice
Luckily the cops won't have to retake your mug shot
Bro go raise your family and get off Reddit
Did your kids have to make the sign for you too? It does look beyond your capabilities.
You seem to know a lot about yourself. Good luck.
I think Border Patrol is looking to deport you
Nice mug shot!