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Fisty-fisty The Little (sewer) Mermaid's antagonist... what a bastard.
You sneak across the border and the first thing you do is post on Reddit? First they took our jobs and now they’re taking our social media.
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Here we have the missing link in the evolutionary chain, he tries to mate but the female of his species have all but shied away from him ending the lineage.
Is your lawnmower broke? Get back to work.
I saw the picture of you in the car, how many of your amigos are pushing it? You got to steer. I'm surprised a cop isn't driving. The car is stolen, right?
What college did you go to? I'm kidding, Mexicans don't go to college.
Who's your tattoo artist? The warden?
27!!!?!?! OOOF! You look like a Twighlight werewolf who collects chromosomes. They cut you out of the movie, because you kept yelling “iTs MoRpHiNg TiMe!”
You look like a caveman who discovered My Chemical Romance instead of fire
Emosapien
Caveman for sure
Holy shit that is funny
Nah he just straight up look like a monkey
 Ha ha haaaaaaa...
BRO DONT TELL ME THAT AINT ACCURATE
Oh, it is. I was trying to find a meme of Jet Li when he portrayed the Monkey King. XD  But this is better.
Oh my god he really do look like a mf monké
I said his Indian name was BullDog Monkey face... But maybe the Bull Dog not even necessary
Cheif monkey face 😂😂😂
You look like if Jack Black fucked an ewok. 
Excellent
Damn I had nacho libre and an ewok typed out before I saw this 😂
You look like the first documented case of human devolution.
Filipino Wookie
27 years, 27 total times in a shower.
"I'll never wash this hand again" after fisting the anus of Ursula the Sea Witch ^(no I'm not talking about the vitiligo)
This is the type of comment that the Save Comment feature was made for, I say Bravo Sir! Fisty-fisty The Little (sewer) Mermaid's antagonist... what a bastard.
None of them using soap
The missing link
I wish it had stayed missing
yeah, that one somewhere between wildebeest and neanderthal
Ben Stiller is going to need you to get back to the caveman exhibit at the museum soon. Thanks.
Bro turned 27 in 1988
Looks like he’s been up since 1988
Is it a full moon?!
Was looking for this... Although he looks like he ate the GEICO caveman
lol
Jack caveman black….. loved your movies!!…. Nacho labias and the flint stoneds!!!
If Jackie Chan and an autistic Ewok had a child.
Huge Yuckman
He's one of the never had seX-Men
Hugh jacksmen
Huge Assman
Do you think your shitty tough guy tattoos will protect your virginity forever?
You look like Chewbacca and an ewok had a baby
So, his son Lumpy in the ~~Christmas~~ *Holiday* Special.
Luis Guzmán if he were a crack addicted hobo.
Luis Guzman from da Rez.
Offspring of the cowardly lion and Bigfoot…..and smell worse than both I bet
holy shit an irl ewok
love the self portrait tshirt in that first pic
27!? I thought you were a WW2 veteran. ... thank you for your service, just in case.
You look like you didnt finish evolving.
 Thought you looked familiar...
Monchichi with a meth addiction
Hahahaha dude this made me cackle
Nacho Libre's redneck cousin?
A pug could unlock your phone via face ID.
El Wolverine 
Fell off hard since Napoleon Dynamite
Oh shit the kid from nacho libre is all grown
Are you some kind of human-Care Bear hybrid experiment?
Crying tears 😭 right now 😢
This is what happens when you feed a Gremlin crystal meth after midnight.
I like it👆
Dirtiest Sanchez
If Star Wars is casting for Chewbacca anytime soon you are going to get it sir.
Nacho Libre's stunt double.
No need your picture says enough
Mexican Jack Black
You got 30.years older between picture 1 and 2.
Nacho Libre is actually real 🤯
Thundercats, holmes
You look like the monster from Where The Wild Things Are.
27 going on 48.
It's chaka from Land of the Lost!
Your Indian name is "One with Bull Dog Monkey face"
Woah it's a prehistoric Jack Black
The Missing Stink 
Ahh..The classic hand tattoo job stoppers….
 Holy shit! I thought I recognized you!
Jack black and white
Taco stand Jack Black.
Bro looks like a before picture
You look like those buffalos your people like to haunt
‘Ok. Just kidding.. Turn me back into a Chihuahua now’
Nice dick tip knuckle tats.
You look like a Meat Canyon drawing
Thrift store Wolverine
The test says, you are the missing link!
When you order Benecio Del Toro on Temu
Chaka lives! 
Mexican Sloth from the Goonies with vitiligo.
Holy crap Chewie you shaved!
You look like you waitin to be paid for this year’s crop of Maui Wowi
27 in what, dog years?! I’m 38 and you look 10 years older and worse than me
Bro you look like a the last guy people gotta beat to get to the boss.
You’re still in Mexico, no way you could jump the wall.
Hobo Baggins
XXL Hoobastank
Anthropomorphic Grandma's small dog.
You sneak across the border and the first thing you do is post on Reddit? First they took our jobs and now they’re taking our social media. 
those white spots on your skin is from when your pregnant mom was still taking dick and the splooge stained your skin
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You look like you could star in a prison movie
Bro you’re like Johnathon Jefferson (ripp of Joshua Hamilton/lil darkie
Luis Guzman and Andre the Giant had an illegitimate child?
I loved your work in Planet of the Apes
Were you the homeless guy on Monkey Man?
Patch Adams is a movie title, not a phrase to model your appearance after.
So easy a caveman could do it
You really made that L on your forehead your personality huh?
Back in the day you were known for the line 'boss thee plane thee plane'
Tobacco Chewbacca
Caveman George Lopez
The result of an orgy between disadvantaged minorities.
Jack Black - Homo Erectus
Wow Freddie Prinze really let himself go
Covering your discolored arm with tattoos won’t make you more attractive
Less Gas Monkey, More Ass Monkey- Chode, Bedwet and Queers
Poke? Where’s Li’l Poke
Chaka!
They inked the wrong number of bones on your fingers. Like this shit is google able.
Bro literally had to draw bones on himself because no structure was apparent: just a fat slow smelly blob of brown.
27!?!?..Bro looks like he coined the phrase “Drug, Sex and Rock & Roll”
Nah, just goes to one grimy bodega with a pocket full of coins to pay for drugs, sex and play rock and roll on the antiquated juke box
Clean your fingers after you go to the toilet bro
Captain... CAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEE MMMMAAAAAAANNNN!!!1
Nanook went emo
You look like Pedro Pascal (not a roast)
Shave and bite down on an apple so we can roast you properly.
Here we have the missing link in the evolutionary chain, he tries to mate but the female of his species have all but shied away from him ending the lineage.
27? What the fuck you gonna look like at 50?
Post malone from wish
Look - Three days of not stealing stuns already you’re starting to see results!!
Imagine Chewbacca did a home cooking podcast, and got caught in the whisk on the stand mixer at high speed...
You look like some kid wished that his pet hamster could be a human and it happened. Unfortunately, he only got 1 wish and couldn’t wish you away.
Mexican 27 is WAY different than American 27
When the chewed up gum in the urinal becomes sentient, no one is safe
They should have cast you for Nacho Libre
I literally saw your hand tattoo on r/shittytattoos this morning. Just saying.
Is your lawnmower broke? Get back to work. I saw the picture of you in the car, how many of your amigos are pushing it? You got to steer. I'm surprised a cop isn't driving. The car is stolen, right? What college did you go to? I'm kidding, Mexicans don't go to college. Who's your tattoo artist? The warden?
You look like George Lopez had a baby with an Ewok
27 in dog years maybe. Jesus get some sleep not sheep. Sleep.
You liked to be pegged by your transgendered male boyfriend
why the fuck did the homeless man i gave him 50 cent yesterday have a car💀
You look fun to hang with
You look like you berate your mum for not giving you enough pocket money to get an large pizza
I found Chewbaccas' dirty ass cousin.
You look like you smell so bad that I had to put on my face mask again to stop the smell
27!!!?!?! OOOF! You look like a Twighlight werewolf who collects chromosomes. They cut you out of the movie, because you kept yelling “iTs MoRpHiNg TiMe!”
Wolverine! But with extra cushion in his face!
Roast you? The entire fucking block would go up in prehistoric flames.
You look like you haven't discovered what a shower is yet
If Jack Black was an Eskimo….
So what was it like to eat human flesh?
Even your skin color is trying to run away from you.
You look like Jack Black’s love child from his sex tourism trip during to the Philippines in the early 1990’s
"Boss! Boss! De plane. De plane!"
Jaque Blaque
Mexican Monkey version of Jack Black
Evolved enough to live in a musty basement. That’s an improvement.
JC! If a gremlin and an Ewok had a kid, it would be you.
Spicy Nacho Libre
The missing link!
Bro you legitimately could audition to play the Lion in Wizard of Oz and all you'd have to do is dye your hair.
Monchichi after jumping into nuclear waste.
That is the roughest 27 I've ever seen.
Bros skin is a map
I bet you’re a good time to hang out with and share stories.
I'm sorry. I understand why the Mongol army deserted you.
I pity the illegitimate spawn of Mr T and Charles Bronson.
