Damn you, you stole my comment lol. Every time I see Fit It Again Tony I do it in Dale's voice with my fingers but then I summon my inner Hank Hill and go "that boy ain't right I'll tell you hwat"
I’m just giggling over the Mopar mat on the mustang. I’m a huge Mopar guy but I love those Mustangs. Too bad they’re always being worked on because well, it’s a Ford. Typical to find them with the bonnet wide open in a garage. Does it run?
I'd ask you how fast is it in a straight line, but we know straight lines aren't a mustang's forte regardless of generation.
^^^super ^^^clean ^^^build ^^^tho!!
**First gen Mustang** - screams "I was around before plowing into crowds was the cool thing to do" while at the same time saying "but I'll give it a try, it's never too late to start". With its retro charm and nostalgia-inducing design, is like driving a vintage vinyl record player in the age of Spotify. It's a reminder of simpler times when cars were more about style than substance. Its handling feels as graceful as a bull in a china shop, with steering that’s more suggestion than control. Despite its iconic status, the first-gen Mustang is a testament to how far automotive technology has come – and how much we’ve left behind in pursuit of comfort and performance.
I was working on a 66 mustang coupe earlier today, and boy oh boy do I have a bone to pick with the taillight bezel/mount
Whoever decided to give it that tiny little bit of thread for the screws genuinely annoys me, couldn’t get one of them together cause of it
Ahhh the original, sleek, powerful body paired with the absolute Gaylord behind the wheel. FORD
(Nice car tho and this is all I know to throw at a ford guy)
You know we have versions of this car that is faster than a 90's Camry??? Like who wants 0 ac 6 miles to the gallon with half the power of a Honda Civic??? Well at least it looks like the most generic muscle car waaaaaaay to go above and beyond on your mid life crisis
Are you sure you didn't want that old stingray Corvette I heard that's even slower
Nice Fairlane, but seriously, all the boomers will be offloading these things soon to fund long term care and the values will plummet. Nobody will care about ‘muscle cars’. Once the nostalgia fades that asset will lose most of its value.
Ah, one of the original coffee shop curb-check devices in its natural habitat…in a garage full of other broken, unfinished projects.
Have you upgraded to the aftermarket heated trunk lid yet?
As someone who also owns one I have a few which are also roasts on myself
- car spend more time in the garage than the street
- have fun guessing with the old outdated guaged
- ironic you use a paint protector when the stress cracks ruin the pain anyways
- have fun getting impailed and set on fire from a fender bender
- how’s the steering wheel play? Still pretending your in an old cartoon which how much play is left in it?
It looks fantastic. But inside, it's a lump of lard, dressed up to fool the public. My advice is, lose the inline-six and that idiotic three-speed, shorten the wheelbase, somehow lose half a ton, and lower the price. Ken Miles roasts the mustang the best. Nice ride.
Typical Mustang with the hood up and broke down.
Both mustangs running great, just doing some maintenance. But what you said ain’t worng
One to drive while the other ones in the shop?
That's a jaguar thing.
That’s a jaaaaaaaaaaaaag thing
How many paintings do you have in the boot of your jaaaaaaaguar?
One to rock and one to stock.. for parts.
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Bro came to get roasted. Gets confused by roast.
Old mustangs are good new is shit is how I look at it but I also just got my first car so my knowledge is low
No one asked for a response. We are ROASTING you bruh!
FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
FIX IT AGAIN TONY
That’s a FIAT Dale.
The name's Rusty Shackleford.
Damn you, you stole my comment lol. Every time I see Fit It Again Tony I do it in Dale's voice with my fingers but then I summon my inner Hank Hill and go "that boy ain't right I'll tell you hwat"
F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge... Explains the MOPAR fender cover.
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY
Driver Returns On Foot.
Fragments Of Recycled Dogshit
Is that why I see all the ricers with their hoods up? Makes sense now!
You know these were designed to make housewives feel good in the grocery store parking lot, right?
Are we talking about Mustangs or are we tslking about....me?
🤣🤦🏻♂️
Are you reverse-engineering it to learn how a car can function without torsion bars?
Mostly Old Parts And Rust sums up a Ford fairly well.
Found On Road Dead is perfectly fine.
You know what Ford stands for, right Hank? Fix it again Tony.
Fucker Only Runs Downhill
Oh shit!!!
First I’ve heard this one! I like it!
Found On Rubbish Dumps
Funny thing is my Mopar has no tony in it. Runs fine.
Fix Or Repair Daily!
I’m just giggling over the Mopar mat on the mustang. I’m a huge Mopar guy but I love those Mustangs. Too bad they’re always being worked on because well, it’s a Ford. Typical to find them with the bonnet wide open in a garage. Does it run?
Both of the mustangs run great and are a blast, look at my other post, there’s a mopar on the lift!
Nice! I figured if you had the Mopar stuff in your garage, that a Mopar vehicle exists in there. Have fun with your cars my friend!
I thought you wanted to be roasted. Play by the rules, accept the roast.
Such a feminine muscle car, kind of reminds me of a roided out female clit
Sounds like an Edsel sales pitch
I didn’t even realize they sold these to men.
Best part of this picture is the paint protector... But in all seriousness, looks clean!
Thx man
I'd ask you how fast is it in a straight line, but we know straight lines aren't a mustang's forte regardless of generation. ^^^super ^^^clean ^^^build ^^^tho!!
They do like to go sideways, particularly when there's pedestrians nearby.
Hard to rip on his cars there all beautiful
Thx My man!
Even a mother platypus thinks her offspring are beautiful.
nice thunderbird
$10000 paint on an $8000 car, cool.
You wish you were Tom Cruise
Ok...where are the Mopars?
Check my other post
That’s lovely. From a middle-aged golf driver.
My grandparents told me never to buy a ford.
and what do they drive, a Mitsubishi colt?
Hey our Plymouth Colt was a big upgrade over our Pontiac.... T1000
OK Boomer.
wooooow you're so funny
The most expensive part about it is the OEM Mopar oil rag
white letters out so they can identify you from the curbs you slide against, better turn those inside
The only thing on that car I wanna roast is the tires! Beautiful
Daggum that's a beaut 🥲 Edit: Sorry, just realized what sub I'm in. I dunno, your hair-looks small or something.
I like your gold CT!
Thanks, I got it for a steal because the guy did not know how to change clutch disc!
i hate you
You saw what John Wick did about his dog - damn you must be Chuck Norris
I’m not gonna roast a first gen. That said get a ford fender cover you dolt.
The ford one is in the trunk of the road runner
😂😂😂
Nice
MOPAR?
I got a road runner on the lift
That a way, nice collection sir!
Appreciate it man
Didn't Ford make the coyote engine???? we know how well it did against the bird 😀
It's nice if you're in to affordable family sedans from yesterday that a Camry can crush on the highway.
Never in looks. My Camry is dependable .... more miles per gallon.. the Dodges deliver more smiles per gallon!!!
FIX OR REPAIR DAILY
Fix Or Repair Daily!!
oh come on that's fucking cool
A Ford car with a Chrysler logo draped on top of it. Interesting.
Remember Dodge helped Ford out in the early years... Then Iacocca was with Ford and the Mustang.. went to Chrysler....
maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass car you'd get some b\*tches on your dick.
No
That’s a nice Ford Falcon you have there
Its black…
Don’t disgrace Mopar like that k pal?
A Mustang with a Mopar fender pad? You know what you did.
**First gen Mustang** - screams "I was around before plowing into crowds was the cool thing to do" while at the same time saying "but I'll give it a try, it's never too late to start". With its retro charm and nostalgia-inducing design, is like driving a vintage vinyl record player in the age of Spotify. It's a reminder of simpler times when cars were more about style than substance. Its handling feels as graceful as a bull in a china shop, with steering that’s more suggestion than control. Despite its iconic status, the first-gen Mustang is a testament to how far automotive technology has come – and how much we’ve left behind in pursuit of comfort and performance.
The "wish i could have afforded a fastback instead" starter kit.
Check my other post
I love how even now, years after the Dodge Brothers quit making parts for Fords, you still use Mopar gear to fix them.
Your ford identifies as a mopar
No
I see a dodge kid reached puberty
I was working on a 66 mustang coupe earlier today, and boy oh boy do I have a bone to pick with the taillight bezel/mount Whoever decided to give it that tiny little bit of thread for the screws genuinely annoys me, couldn’t get one of them together cause of it
Not a roast because even Ford doesn't want to be Mopar
Time will do
Ahhh the original, sleek, powerful body paired with the absolute Gaylord behind the wheel. FORD (Nice car tho and this is all I know to throw at a ford guy)
Shit.
The fender cover would suggest a MAN'S motor was about to be installed, but we both know a unibody couldn't take the torque....
Only reliable thing in the pic is the Mopar fender protector
Stock mustang. 🤢
Rustang. 93% of ford’s are still on the road, the other 7% made it home.
You know we have versions of this car that is faster than a 90's Camry??? Like who wants 0 ac 6 miles to the gallon with half the power of a Honda Civic??? Well at least it looks like the most generic muscle car waaaaaaay to go above and beyond on your mid life crisis Are you sure you didn't want that old stingray Corvette I heard that's even slower
Nice Fairlane, but seriously, all the boomers will be offloading these things soon to fund long term care and the values will plummet. Nobody will care about ‘muscle cars’. Once the nostalgia fades that asset will lose most of its value.
There’s no power like…. Ford?
Ah, one of the original coffee shop curb-check devices in its natural habitat…in a garage full of other broken, unfinished projects. Have you upgraded to the aftermarket heated trunk lid yet?
Hmm, it’s a Mustang, and it’s in the safest place for the spectators, well away from the streets..
where the mustangs at used to pull that piece of shit.
Not even a fastback.... Nice car, though!!
if you don't like it, I'll come take it off yet hands so you don't need to get clowned out in public.
Rusted out bronco, underpowered bike, notch back mustang (the worst) mopar that wont run. Its the thermoquad.
Wrong mechanics fender protector
When you believe horsepower actually existed back then and you don’t care about fuel mileage.
Mopar…..mustang
The coolest car nobody cares about
difficult to do on a hi-po 289 notch-back coupe that looks this sweet - especially in black ! all i can say is that it's a money pit !
As someone who also owns one I have a few which are also roasts on myself - car spend more time in the garage than the street - have fun guessing with the old outdated guaged - ironic you use a paint protector when the stress cracks ruin the pain anyways - have fun getting impailed and set on fire from a fender bender - how’s the steering wheel play? Still pretending your in an old cartoon which how much play is left in it?
My Old Pony Ain't Running
A Kia is more reliable
nice falcon.
It’s identifying as a Mopar.
Notch backs are ugly.
The pedestrians already tried.
If you've got a beautiful classic ford at least invest in a shop blanket with the right manufacturer on it.
That’s for my road runner
Fair enough, but the logic of the comment still stands.
If Caitlyn Jenner was a muscle car
My 05 Camry v6 would smoke this Stang
I think your mopar is confused
I got a road runner on the lift
I’d rather have that mini bike.
You have a mustang in a mopar garage? Seems you at least understand the better brand
Best part of that Rustang is the Mopar fender cover.
Mopar means - M ost Of the Parts are Rebuilt.
It's an insult to have a Mopar towel on a Ford. Unless you don't give a fuck about what happens to the Mopar towel, in which case, as you were.
Clumsy handling and terrible brakes, but at least it’s slow
Ah, the life of a middle-aged man who buys a car to impress the high school kids.
Maybe order parts after repair
As the mat says you should have gone with a mopar
Mopar or no car 💪🏼💪🏼
no.
Look how much I’d like to sit in that and just smell the adhesive. Pffff
It looks fantastic. But inside, it's a lump of lard, dressed up to fool the public. My advice is, lose the inline-six and that idiotic three-speed, shorten the wheelbase, somehow lose half a ton, and lower the price. Ken Miles roasts the mustang the best. Nice ride.
I'd be afraid to take a car that nice anywhere. Like having a toy and never opening it to keep it mint. Excellent garage trophy.
Where is the hemi Mopar man
Runs better with Ford parts instead of Mopar.
Every time I work on a Ford, I tip my toolbox over spilling all the tools in the floor. Because I will need every one of them.
No need, ford does a good job roasting itself.
I honestly can't say anything because I love older mustangs just don't let it break down on ya
You call that a mustang it ain’t even got white walls on it COMEON!!
Mopar?
I own a Alfa Romeo, I have no right roasting the mentally challenged
You have a dope line up. Bronco is sweet too. Do you have a daily driver?
My truck, I try to take them all out for a ride once a week tho.
Does it have a hemi?
You already roasted it royally putting a Mopar fender protector on a Stang. It looks painful.
It’s cute
Does it identify as a Chrysler product? What’s its pro-nouns Challenger? Charger? Duster?
Buster
The only thing worse than a Mustang is another Mustang.
As a Dodge guy. I approve of the MoPAR ! Fender protection.
Why it's already a FORD !!!😁
Mustang in the shop while Camaros everywhere are speedin around havin a good time!
Ford. Boom roasted.
You get 10mpg, yet you're slower than a Toyota Camry.
You already did…
You’re POS Mustang just gave me a boner.
Your
😂
I WANT your car bro
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Your post was removed because it’s just disgusting comment