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PaulShinn

Typical Mustang with the hood up and broke down.


dingelflop

Both mustangs running great, just doing some maintenance. But what you said ain’t worng


Milt_Torfelson

One to drive while the other ones in the shop?


texasroadkill

That's a jaguar thing.


Spez_Spaz

That’s a jaaaaaaaaaaaaag thing


texasroadkill

How many paintings do you have in the boot of your jaaaaaaaguar?


judahrosenthal

One to rock and one to stock.. for parts.


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scottz29

Bro came to get roasted. Gets confused by roast.


Smidge_Narco

Old mustangs are good new is shit is how I look at it but I also just got my first car so my knowledge is low


Lifesalchemy

No one asked for a response. We are ROASTING you bruh!


xPunk

FOUND ON ROAD DEAD


Nidos

FIX IT AGAIN TONY


Opposite_Resolve_556

That’s a FIAT Dale.


Clienterror

The name's Rusty Shackleford.


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

Damn you, you stole my comment lol. Every time I see Fit It Again Tony I do it in Dale's voice with my fingers but then I summon my inner Hank Hill and go "that boy ain't right I'll tell you hwat"


ShouldersBBoulders

F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge... Explains the MOPAR fender cover.


SomeRandomAccount66

FIX OR REPAIR DAILY


Notlost-justdontcare

Driver Returns On Foot.


Worried-Sign-8780

Fragments Of Recycled Dogshit 


v1nylcutr

Is that why I see all the ricers with their hoods up? Makes sense now!


Ok-Communication1149

You know these were designed to make housewives feel good in the grocery store parking lot, right?


RayzorX442

Are we talking about Mustangs or are we tslking about....me?


TableTop8898

🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


Foolgazi

Are you reverse-engineering it to learn how a car can function without torsion bars?


noldshit

Mostly Old Parts And Rust sums up a Ford fairly well.


NewLifeNewDream

Found On Road Dead is perfectly fine.


NoReference7367

You know what Ford stands for, right Hank? Fix it again Tony.


DiscoMonkay

Fucker Only Runs Downhill


noldshit

Oh shit!!!


skaldrir69

First I’ve heard this one! I like it!


Kroooza

Found On Rubbish Dumps


NewLifeNewDream

Funny thing is my Mopar has no tony in it. Runs fine.


LordChickenNugget3

Fix Or Repair Daily!


Global_Dragonfly_182

I’m just giggling over the Mopar mat on the mustang. I’m a huge Mopar guy but I love those Mustangs. Too bad they’re always being worked on because well, it’s a Ford. Typical to find them with the bonnet wide open in a garage. Does it run?


dingelflop

Both of the mustangs run great and are a blast, look at my other post, there’s a mopar on the lift!


Global_Dragonfly_182

Nice! I figured if you had the Mopar stuff in your garage, that a Mopar vehicle exists in there. Have fun with your cars my friend!


Public-Mulberry-8532

I thought you wanted to be roasted. Play by the rules, accept the roast.


Galactic-Nomad-113

Such a feminine muscle car, kind of reminds me of a roided out female clit


Deku-Butler

Sounds like an Edsel sales pitch


PoliticalPotential

I didn’t even realize they sold these to men.


somekennyguy

Best part of this picture is the paint protector... But in all seriousness, looks clean!


dingelflop

Thx man


Jonoczall

I'd ask you how fast is it in a straight line, but we know straight lines aren't a mustang's forte regardless of generation. ^^^super ^^^clean ^^^build ^^^tho!!


Greger061

They do like to go sideways, particularly when there's pedestrians nearby.


Regular_Progress7897

Hard to rip on his cars there all beautiful


dingelflop

Thx My man!


breakneckjones

Even a mother platypus thinks her offspring are beautiful.


MoparMonkey1

nice thunderbird


simmons1183

$10000 paint on an $8000 car, cool.


ZaMelonZonFire

You wish you were Tom Cruise


NewLifeNewDream

Ok...where are the Mopars?


dingelflop

Check my other post


restlesslegs2022

That’s lovely. From a middle-aged golf driver.


MoonBaby812

My grandparents told me never to buy a ford.


Kroooza

and what do they drive, a Mitsubishi colt?


Many_Dragonfruit_837

Hey our Plymouth Colt was a big upgrade over our Pontiac.... T1000


StunGod

OK Boomer.


Kroooza

wooooow you're so funny


copperhead__chode

The most expensive part about it is the OEM Mopar oil rag


pleasetowmyshit

white letters out so they can identify you from the curbs you slide against, better turn those inside


Shaqeroni

The only thing on that car I wanna roast is the tires! Beautiful


vietec

Daggum that's a beaut 🥲 Edit: Sorry, just realized what sub I'm in. I dunno, your hair-looks small or something.


Fun-Passage-7613

I like your gold CT!


dingelflop

Thanks, I got it for a steal because the guy did not know how to change clutch disc!


Candid_Sir5360

i hate you


D1Rk_D1GGL3R

You saw what John Wick did about his dog - damn you must be Chuck Norris


transguy4l80

I’m not gonna roast a first gen. That said get a ford fender cover you dolt.


dingelflop

The ford one is in the trunk of the road runner


Many_Dragonfruit_837

😂😂😂


Confident_Noise6668

Nice


Novel_Arm_4693

MOPAR?


dingelflop

I got a road runner on the lift


Novel_Arm_4693

That a way, nice collection sir!


dingelflop

Appreciate it man


Many_Dragonfruit_837

Didn't Ford make the coyote engine???? we know how well it did against the bird 😀


XtraChrisP

It's nice if you're in to affordable family sedans from yesterday that a Camry can crush on the highway.


Many_Dragonfruit_837

Never in looks. My Camry is dependable .... more miles per gallon.. the Dodges deliver more smiles per gallon!!!


thatgymdude

FIX OR REPAIR DAILY


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

Fix Or Repair Daily!!


Kroooza

oh come on that's fucking cool


MrPeepers1986

A Ford car with a Chrysler logo draped on top of it. Interesting.


Many_Dragonfruit_837

Remember Dodge helped Ford out in the early years... Then Iacocca was with Ford and the Mustang.. went to Chrysler....


FcRz_1103

maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass car you'd get some b\*tches on your dick.


hardcore302

No


Kanjo19

That’s a nice Ford Falcon you have there


mrbosnianman

Its black…


theoldkidonthebloc

Don’t disgrace Mopar like that k pal?


i_was_axiom

A Mustang with a Mopar fender pad? You know what you did.


LegalAlternative

**First gen Mustang** - screams "I was around before plowing into crowds was the cool thing to do" while at the same time saying "but I'll give it a try, it's never too late to start". With its retro charm and nostalgia-inducing design, is like driving a vintage vinyl record player in the age of Spotify. It's a reminder of simpler times when cars were more about style than substance. Its handling feels as graceful as a bull in a china shop, with steering that’s more suggestion than control. Despite its iconic status, the first-gen Mustang is a testament to how far automotive technology has come – and how much we’ve left behind in pursuit of comfort and performance.


sladebonge

The "wish i could have afforded a fastback instead" starter kit.


dingelflop

Check my other post


Companyman118

I love how even now, years after the Dodge Brothers quit making parts for Fords, you still use Mopar gear to fix them.


pignjig

Your ford identifies as a mopar


crunchyp3anut

No


godlesssunday

I see a dodge kid reached puberty


lil_sargento_cheez

I was working on a 66 mustang coupe earlier today, and boy oh boy do I have a bone to pick with the taillight bezel/mount Whoever decided to give it that tiny little bit of thread for the screws genuinely annoys me, couldn’t get one of them together cause of it


T0UCH_MY_W4NK3L

Not a roast because even Ford doesn't want to be Mopar


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Time will do


TypicalDuck9163z

Ahhh the original, sleek, powerful body paired with the absolute Gaylord behind the wheel. FORD (Nice car tho and this is all I know to throw at a ford guy)


WOZ-in-OZ

Shit.


NotWokeJoke

The fender cover would suggest a MAN'S motor was about to be installed, but we both know a unibody couldn't take the torque....


TripleTrucker

Only reliable thing in the pic is the Mopar fender protector


trashbilly

Stock mustang. 🤢


joezupp

Rustang. 93% of ford’s are still on the road, the other 7% made it home.


Ok_Fig705

You know we have versions of this car that is faster than a 90's Camry??? Like who wants 0 ac 6 miles to the gallon with half the power of a Honda Civic??? Well at least it looks like the most generic muscle car waaaaaaay to go above and beyond on your mid life crisis Are you sure you didn't want that old stingray Corvette I heard that's even slower


chillaxtion

Nice Fairlane, but seriously, all the boomers will be offloading these things soon to fund long term care and the values will plummet. Nobody will care about ‘muscle cars’. Once the nostalgia fades that asset will lose most of its value.


mapossi_anmakrak

There’s no power like…. Ford?


YouArentReallyThere

Ah, one of the original coffee shop curb-check devices in its natural habitat…in a garage full of other broken, unfinished projects. Have you upgraded to the aftermarket heated trunk lid yet?


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Hmm, it’s a Mustang, and it’s in the safest place for the spectators, well away from the streets..


Puzzleheaded_Bat2090

where the mustangs at used to pull that piece of shit.


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Not even a fastback.... Nice car, though!!


SplishslasH8888

if you don't like it, I'll come take it off yet hands so you don't need to get clowned out in public.


Much_Box996

Rusted out bronco, underpowered bike, notch back mustang (the worst) mopar that wont run. Its the thermoquad.


MJ4Red

Wrong mechanics fender protector


kinglance3

When you believe horsepower actually existed back then and you don’t care about fuel mileage.


AfternoonHairy4617

Mopar…..mustang


peacefuleel

The coolest car nobody cares about


paclogic

difficult to do on a hi-po 289 notch-back coupe that looks this sweet - especially in black ! all i can say is that it's a money pit !


valcandestr0yer

As someone who also owns one I have a few which are also roasts on myself - car spend more time in the garage than the street - have fun guessing with the old outdated guaged - ironic you use a paint protector when the stress cracks ruin the pain anyways - have fun getting impailed and set on fire from a fender bender - how’s the steering wheel play? Still pretending your in an old cartoon which how much play is left in it?


IamThor2point0

My Old Pony Ain't Running


nc1996md

A Kia is more reliable


NegotiationSure4937

nice falcon.


czechfuji

It’s identifying as a Mopar.


Individual-Cost1403

Notch backs are ugly.


MonteFox89

The pedestrians already tried.


RideAffectionate518

If you've got a beautiful classic ford at least invest in a shop blanket with the right manufacturer on it.


dingelflop

That’s for my road runner


RideAffectionate518

Fair enough, but the logic of the comment still stands.


NotatrustedVWtech

If Caitlyn Jenner was a muscle car


happyjapanman

My 05 Camry v6 would smoke this Stang


Justliketoeatfood

I think your mopar is confused


dingelflop

I got a road runner on the lift


Travelingtheland

I’d rather have that mini bike.


Hllblldlx3

You have a mustang in a mopar garage? Seems you at least understand the better brand


Jonesy7882

Best part of that Rustang is the Mopar fender cover.


Ben-6969

Mopar means - M ost Of the Parts are Rebuilt.


Frequent-Ruin8509

It's an insult to have a Mopar towel on a Ford. Unless you don't give a fuck about what happens to the Mopar towel, in which case, as you were.


Afkargh

Clumsy handling and terrible brakes, but at least it’s slow


Coheed84

Ah, the life of a middle-aged man who buys a car to impress the high school kids.


gentlyopenthedoor

Maybe order parts after repair


Itsamoron

As the mat says you should have gone with a mopar


riskyroofer12

Mopar or no car 💪🏼💪🏼


ManlyFrog29

no.


brettfavreskid

Look how much I’d like to sit in that and just smell the adhesive. Pffff


ilikepisha

It looks fantastic. But inside, it's a lump of lard, dressed up to fool the public. My advice is, lose the inline-six and that idiotic three-speed, shorten the wheelbase, somehow lose half a ton, and lower the price. Ken Miles roasts the mustang the best. Nice ride.


BimBaynor

I'd be afraid to take a car that nice anywhere. Like having a toy and never opening it to keep it mint. Excellent garage trophy.


Relevant-Group8309

Where is the hemi Mopar man


didthat1x

Runs better with Ford parts instead of Mopar.


MissionSpirited758

Every time I work on a Ford, I tip my toolbox over spilling all the tools in the floor. Because I will need every one of them.


Boing26

No need, ford does a good job roasting itself.


ZombieHunter28157

I honestly can't say anything because I love older mustangs just don't let it break down on ya


cigaineroj

You call that a mustang it ain’t even got white walls on it COMEON!!


Jeff0093

Mopar?


Jaymes_and_co

I own a Alfa Romeo, I have no right roasting the mentally challenged


Background-Access-28

You have a dope line up. Bronco is sweet too. Do you have a daily driver?


dingelflop

My truck, I try to take them all out for a ride once a week tho.


sailboatfool

Does it have a hemi?


ericduhs

You already roasted it royally putting a Mopar fender protector on a Stang. It looks painful.


todd_cool

It’s cute


Lord-Hyperion

Does it identify as a Chrysler product? What’s its pro-nouns Challenger? Charger? Duster?


dingelflop

Buster


Top_Shoe_9562

The only thing worse than a Mustang is another Mustang.


IntelligentOutcome83

As a Dodge guy. I approve of the MoPAR ! Fender protection.


No_Plankton7169

Why it's already a FORD !!!😁


-Nsb127916_

Mustang in the shop while Camaros everywhere are speedin around havin a good time!


RuleRemarkable2806

Ford. Boom roasted.


Trick_Minute2259

You get 10mpg, yet you're slower than a Toyota Camry.


jseglemsen

You already did…


edithputhy6977

You’re POS Mustang just gave me a boner.


edithputhy6977

Your


dingelflop

😂


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I WANT your car bro


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your post was removed because it’s just disgusting comment