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Small_Crab2172

You roasted yourself as soon as you said you paid 28k for a Hyundai


BlueSteel_12

I see what’s going on here. He’s going to push that boulder down the hill and claim $28k from insurance. This is a scam.


Physical_Touch_Me

At least it loses $28k in value per year.


Hanz616

And 2.8 quarts of oil between oil changes


sleppr

Fwd Hyundai


No-Attention2024

Winner


imsorryken

*a used Hyundai


AlexCalderon02

Branding aside, the VN is 32k MSRP so 28k for a used one, with a tune, voided warranty, IMO is a bad deal.


jettasarebadmkay

Hyundai likes to make answers for questions that nobody asked. For example, the Veloster is the answer to the question “what if we made the Elantra worse?” and the N division is the answer to the question “how close can we get to copyright infringement with BMW without crossing the line, and also not be as good as any of our rivals’ performance brands?”


Concordmang

In all fairness my elantra gt did get to 64000 miles before the engine blew up.


Bat-Eastern

Wow that's a lot for an Elantra.


Old_Goat_Ninja

Can we roast your parking skills? Is that allowed?


rosstechnic

5 nautical miles away from the kerb


PegaLaMega

*curb


Ashamed-Scheme-9248

It’s actually kerb


PegaLaMega

OP is in the US so it's curb.


nmyi

TIL British folks spell it "[kerb](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/kerb)" for "curb"  


Magnus919

British folks spell lots of things weirdly.


Ashamed-Scheme-9248

You mean we spell English correctly, it’s the Yanks who stole our language & changed some of the words!! 😣


Magnus919

We fixed it.


Ashamed-Scheme-9248

You can’t fix something that didn’t belong to you in the first place!! That’s like me taking the US flag & removing a few stars! 🤩


SpecialistEscape1380

Noticed this off the bat as well. OP is scared of the hairy, scary curb!! 👀


IHaveNoAlibi

Probably worried that his rims are as fragile as his engine.


SpecialistEscape1380

Lmao


Top-Shoe9426

He parked it that far for safety reasons in case it catches on fire


SirGamer247

From that parking alone tells me he probably parks on the yellow line marker at parking lots taking up 2 spots


loop_zero

A car so good they discontinued it


dsio

Judging by the big white sideways Z on the front, Russian tank numbers must be running severely low thanks to their activities in Ukraine if they’re resorting to this junk from Kim Jong Un


GoldenLugia16

BRO 💀💀💀💀


WallMarketBub

That's the other Korea...


Sea_General_8653

Looks like a cat taking a shit and giving us the side eye.


Fishmongerel

You win!


MendaciousComplainer

😂


jimdaggett

This car is basically a mullet. The business in the front is dollar general, the party in the back is Woodstock 99


Justyn2

Mom can We get a Civic type R? We have a Civic type R at home


CMESHINING

So many other nice cars you could have bought but you got a Hyundai.


pixelbluejay

it'll roast itself in a couple dozen thousand


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pixelbluejay

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SUBtoAMB_Garage

Lol. Nice clown car. I know your EXACT thought process: “turbo, low miles, and it’s RED! And the intake, the goofy ass wing, and the N sticker on the grill gives it another 150hp. This thing is a Mustang slayer!” I would say it’s a nice car, but it’s still only front wheel drive, you probably have the TRASH manual trans, and these things simply look FUNKY. I am biased though, cause my uncle’s house LITERALLY burnt down cause his Veloster’s battery caught fire.


VAWNavyVet

Uh.. a Veloster N? More like “Try-Hard Hot Hatch”. It’s the car you buy when you want to look cool but don’t have the budget or taste to pull it off. It’s like the guy at the gym who’s always flexing in the mirror but can’t lift anything heavier than a protein shake. And that exhaust note of yours .. more annoying than impressive, like a Chihuahua that thinks it’s a Rottweiler.


shamus727

As an EN owner, I feel targeted 😭


98Zr2

My experience with Hyundai: Had to replace a broken steering knuckle on a '13 Velocster. Nobody carries them. Looked for any models that share parts so I can find one in a scrap yard. No other model uses it, so no luck finding used. Not bad, but getting the new one is where it gets stupid. Go to a dealer to order one from the parts department. Can't order parts from the parts department. Have to go online and order from the factory. Order the part. They can't send it to me, it has to go to a dealer. I'm in CA, factory sends it to a dealer in IA. Ask "WTF". Factory has to send it to the first dealer that will accept it, not the closest dealer. Will that dealer send it to me? Nope. They have to ship it to the closet dealer to me. Do I pick it up from them? Nope. That next dealer has to ship it to me. Stupid process. We sold the car later and haven't missed it once. Have fun.


_fucktheuniverse_

That N looks like you drew it on in Microsoft paint.


shq13

These are 28k? You could have bought anything


SRT6_1

so many people getting rid of this car for all these bs issues and then we got this guy paying used scatpack prices for a new one🫥


ohheckyeah

💩pack… of all things to compare this to


SpecialMango3384

You want to look cool, but you still have to transport food back to your 1,000 sqft condo and get ready for your shift at target


Appropriate_Rent7420

What’s your favourite crayon to eat


PenguinMeal

Probably red based on the picture


wraggles13578

Its a hyundai.


iLGMisTheBestjk

Bro this thing gonna be worth 15,000 at 100k. Not a smart decision here. It cost 22k next year same miles


shamus727

Lol it's worth 15k now. Hyundai doesn't retain value for shit, especially on a modified discontinued vehicle


-Broken-Soul

Have fun when it gets stolen, Hyundai+Kia shitboxes are easy prey for thieves.


TR6lover

It's "clear" that you have no visibility with it. You parked in the middle of the street.


Studleyhungwellz

Hyundai.....$28k


Enstraynomic

Does the giant N stand for NOOB, as it was a noob decision to buy a "sporty" Hyundai?


HockTwoAh

P0011 & P0014 nuf said


SpiritUpstairs3532

lol he can’t even park


koaoda

Idk about your car but dude you park like ass


Kayraan93

Does the N stand for “Not good”?


superluke

Favourite letter is N but he also likes the D.


potmannnn

the n is them ripping off the m serioes


kataran1

The N on the front grill isn’t big enough and if it isn’t a stick then your a dick


No_Care6935

Clearly last flood damaged repo on the lot that required no down payment or credit check..


FirehawkLS1

It's parked almost 9"from the curb next distracted driver's gonna roast it into totaled status 🤣


potmannnn

if he totals it i get a check if i scratch my wheels i lost a check


FirehawkLS1

That curb isn't high. If I can position my wheels in a 90s shit box fbody to not scrape (and I have nice aftermarket wheels) a higher curb than that, you need a driver mod 🤣 And yeah I know this is roast my car but lack of aptitude for parking isn't excused. Mods, if this is in violation of the spirit of this subreddit I'll see my way out. Otherwise learn to park.


metalswag2301

I didn't qualify for the g series.😥


harigejan

I can't see your Car There's a Red abomination Blocking the view


RoidsNhemorrhoids

Discontinued as deserved. You should be discontinued too.


potmannnn

they discontinued this to make different n cars lol had nothing to do w this car they j been releasing them for a while


manishingact

Like wow


Oscer7

YoooooOoOoOoOOooOoooOooOo is that the SUPER FAST VEL0STeR NNNNNN woaahhhhhhhh I heard that thing has like… a bagillion hrsprs (haha donut reference 🤣🤣🤣) and can gap anything on the highway! Even Brady with his super tuned ecoboost mustang! And you got a TUNE? WOAHHHHHHHHHHH AND AN AIR INTAKE? YOU MEAN LIKE… IT TAKES IN AIR TO COOL OFF THE ENGINE???? WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I’m just shitting my britches in my C30 rn.


potmannnn

man i never said it was a racecar its my daily :(


Wayyvvee

Well the mechanic shop is going to love such a frequent and loyal customer


bokinki420_69

The Hyundai veloster is the ugliest car that Hyundai ever made. Now they make it sound like trash too? God this world went to shit real quick.


The_Violator6

Im jealous that you had 28K to spend freely, but im definitely not jealous about that tattered up excuse for a car.


potmannnn

mannn i wanted a m series but i got a n series instead😞 LMAO


LionAccomplished8129

You are wrong. This isn't even remotely a hot hatch.


Intelligent-Bad9813

At 23,000 miles you must be on stage two of Hyundai ownership… walking.


x_cynful_x

Bov, tune, intake? Congratulations you read the brochure. Did you miss the part that said it was a Hyundai?


Khosmaus

Did you cash out your 401K for it?


Traditional_Pen3997

I just can't I like it to much


Guilty-Property-2589

A yes, the veloster....the door that hyundai forgot...


Basic_Election_9778

Trash ass car 😂😂😂😂


Impetuous_doormouse

How much was the Uber fare from your car to the kerb?


Coheed84

When your credit score is only a step up from Altima.


LordofAllReddit

Commonly seen in front of a strip mall taekwondo place


Handywithbrokenstuff

28 thousand shades of shame.


kate_ganda123

Erm..what the sigma is that!!


AngryBaconGod

How quick are you to tell people that ‘This isn’t your typical Elantra’! ‘N’obody gives a shit. Your warranty is expired and the creditors are closing in.


notquitepro15

28k would have gotten you a brand new Corolla that’s just as sporty and way more reliable. Yikes


upsidedownwriting

It's so ugly even you don't want to be seen near it and only take photos from a nearby hillside.


shootdack2000

One word. Hyundai


RayzorX442

Couldn't find a single place to take the picture without a tree in the way?


ratpatty

wrong honda


FatRoastBeef313

8k civic or a 2k starlet would gap that


SpecialistEscape1380

$28k for that very basic car notwithstanding that it has over 20,000 miles on it. That’s the roast right there.


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

So which do you care about more? Scratching those pretty racing wheels on one side or getting a lovely new scrape/scratch on the driver’s side to go with the new car? Because you risk either, but one seems a bit more obvious right now.


potmannnn

if they crash into me i get an insurance check if i scratch 2 my wheels im out over a grand myself😞


Nalabu1

0-60 in 3 business days...


suncity353

Right on! High five for that one! 🙏


suncity353

You're not driving it because Mom & Dad took the keys & grounded you for skipping school.🤪


potmannnn

im 22 years old😞


suncity353

It's you watching all those birds shit on it, cuz once again, mom & dad took those keys from ya!


Zestyclose-Middle717

Roasting yourself by posting this pic of that parking job


potmannnn

mannnn my wheels are the nicest part of my car i aint messin them up


No_South4775

For a Hyundai? Might as well have bought a Suzuki my guy


Servile-PastaLover

Miata & Beetle owners are mocking you.


RAMENBELLY

You parked too far off the curb , looks like a two way street, and your garbage Hyundai is gonna get clipped or that Infiniti will


dgh19811

Everyone knows that you're someone who just can't afford a type-r.


potmannnn

i really couldnt afford a type r your right


roblubi

Nissan Juke with lowered suspension


slq18

Perfect car, matches the type of person who parks directly next to another car who is already street parked making it difficult for large vehicles to travel. Edit: it's slow


Much_Box996

N means no. It’s right there on the grill.


bigbabich

Why the car? Roast the driver. You park like shit.


Magnus919

Nothing says involuntarily celibate bisexual quite like a red Hyundai.


sooperhani

You bought a car that can potentially last you over 10 years?? You bought a car that’s going to save you tons of money on fuel? You need to get your priorities straight man.


HelpOutBill

hopefully mom and dad will let you drive it once you learn to park


BusAvailable

Another Ncel is born. Im sorry.


cringeisthename

There's no need. Your car is already roasting its own piston rings And head gasket


therandolorian

Good thing you got that spoiler; it will help keep those 4-cylinders of fury on the ground. Also: nice parking job. I guess you can walk to the curb from there.


JAxel0

It's OK to look stupid. Don't let anyone tell ya otherwise lol


Cottonjaw

The N stands for: Not a good idea Not as fun as an Si Normal car but pricier No resale value Nobody wants this but you Nearly fun Nearly fast Nearly all plastic


billlybufflehead

Please hand in your man card.


willard_swag

You couldn’t count to 4 so you wanted a car with 3 passenger doors.


HaywoodJablowme10

I guess you could afford the civic si?


TheEndIsHere_repent

Definitely a white dude that screams the hard R multiple times a day. Roofies women.


RAR3SCOP3R

I had a 2015 fully loaded non turbo. After the engine recall and transmission failure at 50k I hated it. Made it to 89k and the engine seized due to the recall. Had taken it to dealer multiple times for engine recall. Said it was fine 🙂. Pulled out in traffic 2 weeks later and it locked up. The wait time for a engine replacement under recall was a year. I sold it to dealer for 8k and bought a brand new Honda hrv. I Will never touch another Hyundai all their dealers such and there is soooo much wrong with them. Even the new ones have recalls. They even say don't park some models in a garage might burn your house down.. but buy our car. Loll 👎


GingerKitty26

you mean the tomato?


ElectronicT0wel

It's a Hyundai, they roast themselves 😆


Imaginary-Trust-7934

Damn, paying 28k to buy a ready made "tuner car" when you could have just spent 10k to build your own and still have it be faster, better handling, and more interesting looking. I guess you really gotta pay to play when you don't have the mechanical/engineering understanding to do it yourself.


FortPickensFanatic

Is that an N? I was not able to clearly make out the letter due to my cataracts and detached retina…


fuzzycuffs

Can't even have a 4th door


itwasbetterwhen

You should park further away from the curb...


SxyDarkness

Veloster. Need I say more?


Robean_UwU

nah this is actually a good car, with a BOV, tune, and intake it must be a fun car, i didnt even think those wheels were aftermarket, you have some good taste dude


dubgeek

Love the rear wing on a FRONT wheel drive car.


Omardemon

It’s a Hyundai, what else do you want to know man? No matter how much money or time or whatever you put into this disposable appliance on wheels, it’ll still be a Hyundai, enjoy your NPC default vehicle, you’re not special whatsoever, an accord has more personality.


Bockncalltorture69

i’ll take “wish it was a sports car” for 500 please


mathyou1722

To be honest it's just sad. So much money for that


Time-Musician4294

Sick car


ManKilledToDeath

Car: Hyundai puts the big N on it so people know it's slightly faster than the rest of Hyundai's lineup. You: It's clear you bought it for the attention you think it'll bring you. If you cared about it at all, you'd try parking it within a mile of the curb.


Bigdadprimo

Engine will eventually roast itself


Uziman2137

It’s nice


Ancient-Sweet9863

Tha fuck you parked 2ft off the curb and across from another car so the street is extra narrow now. I see you want someone to hit it so it can be totaled and you don’t have to admit how much you paid for it again


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Know what else is 28k? A base GR86 THAT'S NEW


Car_loapher

Already waiting on a tow truck to pick it up?


BaBaBrandon

you have three doors


RoastedTomatillo

may it serve as a lesson in impulse buying


IndependentNotice151

Sure as fuck can't park. You roasted yourself


fitbabits

New car and you abandoned it. For shame.


PriestWithTourettes

Ignore everyone throwing shade at your ride! That Hyundai totally slaps - each piston, individually, in the block!


jdub2k5

Sick! all of the benefits of a Hyundai without the 100k warranty


deadrabbits4360

It looks weird


Classic_Mechanic5495

Don’t get too close to that curb now. Those wheels are going to be the only thing worth something next week.


bzmed

I see you got the Uber Eats special


idam_son

It looks about as good as that parking job


Acceptable_Star5006

Im sorry….how much?!


Acceptable_Star5006

The guy you bought it from I’m sure has roasted you enough behind your back, while laughing his way to the bank


Survivaleast

Honestly not sure who got suckered worse through viral marketing. Was it the guys who paid big bucks on a dodge product to still get spanked by low powered cars? Or the guys who paid a premium for some N model Hyundai which doesn’t beat much of anything prior to falling apart? The fact you’re about on par with the levels of a dodge driver says enough. Neither has competitive vehicles, nor does either have the balls to hit the track to fully realize their buyer’s remorse. You’d think car culture would improve and smarten up over the years, but no. We get re-re’s with a ‘vent to atmosphere bov, intake and a tune’. These dudes point to the alternator in their engine bay and brag about how it’s a great turbo.


Normal_Document3532

Praying for your engine


MasterOfNone011

No, the fuck you didn’t pay 28 grand for that car. And learn how to park you fucking idiot


ZenithTheZero

I can hear this picture…. …It sounds like rod knock.


Big-Carpenter7921

It's a Hyundai, nuff said


Odd_Leadership_5886

Put some white rope on the hood…. Presto- cartoon tennis shoe!


YungSnoozer12

I don’t have anything to say man im just disappointed. Korean piece of pride garbage. 🗑️


Specialist_Ad_3396

Ur parked really far off the curb.


W0N1

What’s with the unnecessary front N plate and bracket. Take that off. Can’t even park near the sidewalk. Those wheels look like ass. Go deliver pizza like every other veloster and get yourself a nice set. Fucking brokeee


Five10Seven07

Damn I put that much down for my wide body scat shaker, couldn't see myself dropping that much bread for this


zea_weldz

"i've got 35 grand for a sports car. where to first?" "HYUNDIA" "yea that's a good plan" *said nobody ever*


ResponsibleResist730

It’s a Hyundai it does it on its own at 65,000 miles when you’ll need a new engine


bigtexasrob

hope that warranty transfers or you’ve got about ten miles before you get to “consider a swap”


thinktomuch1992

Oh your balls haven’t dropped yet I see!


LegitimateSchedule90

Dummy


AceMaxAceMax

It’s a Hyundai. Self-roast.


R4V-3N0US

A Veloster really and it's drives I'm amazed Those disappeared faster than they could sell them


AstronautCute179

Sorry you couldn’t afford a civic type r


Large-Ad-6811

Coulda got a nismo Z for 28k 😔


disrupter87

NNNNNNNNNNah.


Hllblldlx3

Milwaukee impacts have more torque than your car


shamus727

Ah, the Hyundai N car, for people who want a "tuner" car, but are too big of a pussy to build it themselves. (I have an Elantra N 😭)


Coro756

You laid how much for a Hyundai !???


Coro756

Imagine using your hear earned money to buy a 28k Hyundai 💀 that should be a war crime


GTB1uz400

Waste of money maybe if people didn’t buy shit like this we’d still have Gen coupes


BrokieTrader

I bet that car will hold at least 50 midgets.


Stunning_Appeal_3535

I love the interior, prolly just me. But otherwise the exterior is an odd but sporty shape, I kinda like it


everton992000

That is absolutely wild that you paid 28k for it lol. I sold mine back in 2022 with 36k miles on it for 29k to CarMax and I bought it new for 28k in 2020.


Formal_Job3304

OG veloster>>>>>>> newer model veloster


No_Tax8215

When you can’t afford Corolla GR so you buy a knockoff made in Korea


Prestigious_Low8515

Manual trans?


No_Character8384

Let's roast how you parked 8 feet from the curb


horsedabsontipads

Kia boys will roast it for you.