Hyundai likes to make answers for questions that nobody asked. For example, the Veloster is the answer to the question “what if we made the Elantra worse?” and the N division is the answer to the question “how close can we get to copyright infringement with BMW without crossing the line, and also not be as good as any of our rivals’ performance brands?”
Judging by the big white sideways Z on the front, Russian tank numbers must be running severely low thanks to their activities in Ukraine if they’re resorting to this junk from Kim Jong Un
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Lol. Nice clown car. I know your EXACT thought process: “turbo, low miles, and it’s RED! And the intake, the goofy ass wing, and the N sticker on the grill gives it another 150hp. This thing is a Mustang slayer!”
I would say it’s a nice car, but it’s still only front wheel drive, you probably have the TRASH manual trans, and these things simply look FUNKY. I am biased though, cause my uncle’s house LITERALLY burnt down cause his Veloster’s battery caught fire.
Uh.. a Veloster N? More like “Try-Hard Hot Hatch”. It’s the car you buy when you want to look cool but don’t have the budget or taste to pull it off. It’s like the guy at the gym who’s always flexing in the mirror but can’t lift anything heavier than a protein shake. And that exhaust note of yours .. more annoying than impressive, like a Chihuahua that thinks it’s a Rottweiler.
My experience with Hyundai:
Had to replace a broken steering knuckle on a '13 Velocster. Nobody carries them. Looked for any models that share parts so I can find one in a scrap yard. No other model uses it, so no luck finding used. Not bad, but getting the new one is where it gets stupid.
Go to a dealer to order one from the parts department. Can't order parts from the parts department. Have to go online and order from the factory. Order the part. They can't send it to me, it has to go to a dealer. I'm in CA, factory sends it to a dealer in IA. Ask "WTF". Factory has to send it to the first dealer that will accept it, not the closest dealer. Will that dealer send it to me? Nope. They have to ship it to the closet dealer to me. Do I pick it up from them? Nope. That next dealer has to ship it to me.
Stupid process. We sold the car later and haven't missed it once.
Have fun.
That curb isn't high. If I can position my wheels in a 90s shit box fbody to not scrape (and I have nice aftermarket wheels) a higher curb than that, you need a driver mod 🤣
And yeah I know this is roast my car but lack of aptitude for parking isn't excused. Mods, if this is in violation of the spirit of this subreddit I'll see my way out. Otherwise learn to park.
YoooooOoOoOoOOooOoooOooOo is that the SUPER FAST VEL0STeR NNNNNN woaahhhhhhhh
I heard that thing has like… a bagillion hrsprs (haha donut reference 🤣🤣🤣) and can gap anything on the highway! Even Brady with his super tuned ecoboost mustang!
And you got a TUNE? WOAHHHHHHHHHHH
AND AN AIR INTAKE? YOU MEAN LIKE… IT TAKES IN AIR TO COOL OFF THE ENGINE???? WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m just shitting my britches in my C30 rn.
How quick are you to tell people that ‘This isn’t your typical Elantra’! ‘N’obody gives a shit. Your warranty is expired and the creditors are closing in.
So which do you care about more? Scratching those pretty racing wheels on one side or getting a lovely new scrape/scratch on the driver’s side to go with the new car? Because you risk either, but one seems a bit more obvious right now.
Perfect car, matches the type of person who parks directly next to another car who is already street parked making it difficult for large vehicles to travel.
Edit: it's slow
You bought a car that can potentially last you over 10 years?? You bought a car that’s going to save you tons of money on fuel?
You need to get your priorities straight man.
Good thing you got that spoiler; it will help keep those 4-cylinders of fury on the ground.
Also: nice parking job. I guess you can walk to the curb from there.
The N stands for:
Not a good idea
Not as fun as an Si
Normal car but pricier
No resale value
Nobody wants this but you
Nearly fun
Nearly fast
Nearly all plastic
I had a 2015 fully loaded non turbo. After the engine recall and transmission failure at 50k I hated it. Made it to 89k and the engine seized due to the recall. Had taken it to dealer multiple times for engine recall. Said it was fine 🙂. Pulled out in traffic 2 weeks later and it locked up. The wait time for a engine replacement under recall was a year. I sold it to dealer for 8k and bought a brand new Honda hrv. I Will never touch another Hyundai all their dealers such and there is soooo much wrong with them. Even the new ones have recalls. They even say don't park some models in a garage might burn your house down.. but buy our car. Loll 👎
Damn, paying 28k to buy a ready made "tuner car" when you could have just spent 10k to build your own and still have it be faster, better handling, and more interesting looking. I guess you really gotta pay to play when you don't have the mechanical/engineering understanding to do it yourself.
nah this is actually a good car, with a BOV, tune, and intake it must be a fun car, i didnt even think those wheels were aftermarket, you have some good taste dude
It’s a Hyundai, what else do you want to know man? No matter how much money or time or whatever you put into this disposable appliance on wheels, it’ll still be a Hyundai, enjoy your NPC default vehicle, you’re not special whatsoever, an accord has more personality.
Car: Hyundai puts the big N on it so people know it's slightly faster than the rest of Hyundai's lineup.
You: It's clear you bought it for the attention you think it'll bring you. If you cared about it at all, you'd try parking it within a mile of the curb.
Tha fuck you parked 2ft off the curb and across from another car so the street is extra narrow now.
I see you want someone to hit it so it can be totaled and you don’t have to admit how much you paid for it again
Honestly not sure who got suckered worse through viral marketing.
Was it the guys who paid big bucks on a dodge product to still get spanked by low powered cars? Or the guys who paid a premium for some N model Hyundai which doesn’t beat much of anything prior to falling apart?
The fact you’re about on par with the levels of a dodge driver says enough. Neither has competitive vehicles, nor does either have the balls to hit the track to fully realize their buyer’s remorse.
You’d think car culture would improve and smarten up over the years, but no. We get re-re’s with a ‘vent to atmosphere bov, intake and a tune’. These dudes point to the alternator in their engine bay and brag about how it’s a great turbo.
What’s with the unnecessary front N plate and bracket. Take that off. Can’t even park near the sidewalk.
Those wheels look like ass. Go deliver pizza like every other veloster and get yourself a nice set. Fucking brokeee
That is absolutely wild that you paid 28k for it lol. I sold mine back in 2022 with 36k miles on it for 29k to CarMax and I bought it new for 28k in 2020.
You roasted yourself as soon as you said you paid 28k for a Hyundai
I see what’s going on here. He’s going to push that boulder down the hill and claim $28k from insurance. This is a scam.
At least it loses $28k in value per year.
And 2.8 quarts of oil between oil changes
Fwd Hyundai
Winner
*a used Hyundai
Branding aside, the VN is 32k MSRP so 28k for a used one, with a tune, voided warranty, IMO is a bad deal.
Hyundai likes to make answers for questions that nobody asked. For example, the Veloster is the answer to the question “what if we made the Elantra worse?” and the N division is the answer to the question “how close can we get to copyright infringement with BMW without crossing the line, and also not be as good as any of our rivals’ performance brands?”
In all fairness my elantra gt did get to 64000 miles before the engine blew up.
Wow that's a lot for an Elantra.
Can we roast your parking skills? Is that allowed?
5 nautical miles away from the kerb
*curb
It’s actually kerb
OP is in the US so it's curb.
TIL British folks spell it "[kerb](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/kerb)" for "curb"
British folks spell lots of things weirdly.
You mean we spell English correctly, it’s the Yanks who stole our language & changed some of the words!! 😣
We fixed it.
You can’t fix something that didn’t belong to you in the first place!! That’s like me taking the US flag & removing a few stars! 🤩
Noticed this off the bat as well. OP is scared of the hairy, scary curb!! 👀
Probably worried that his rims are as fragile as his engine.
Lmao
He parked it that far for safety reasons in case it catches on fire
From that parking alone tells me he probably parks on the yellow line marker at parking lots taking up 2 spots
A car so good they discontinued it
Judging by the big white sideways Z on the front, Russian tank numbers must be running severely low thanks to their activities in Ukraine if they’re resorting to this junk from Kim Jong Un
BRO 💀💀💀💀
That's the other Korea...
Looks like a cat taking a shit and giving us the side eye.
You win!
😂
This car is basically a mullet. The business in the front is dollar general, the party in the back is Woodstock 99
Mom can We get a Civic type R? We have a Civic type R at home
So many other nice cars you could have bought but you got a Hyundai.
it'll roast itself in a couple dozen thousand
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Lol. Nice clown car. I know your EXACT thought process: “turbo, low miles, and it’s RED! And the intake, the goofy ass wing, and the N sticker on the grill gives it another 150hp. This thing is a Mustang slayer!” I would say it’s a nice car, but it’s still only front wheel drive, you probably have the TRASH manual trans, and these things simply look FUNKY. I am biased though, cause my uncle’s house LITERALLY burnt down cause his Veloster’s battery caught fire.
Uh.. a Veloster N? More like “Try-Hard Hot Hatch”. It’s the car you buy when you want to look cool but don’t have the budget or taste to pull it off. It’s like the guy at the gym who’s always flexing in the mirror but can’t lift anything heavier than a protein shake. And that exhaust note of yours .. more annoying than impressive, like a Chihuahua that thinks it’s a Rottweiler.
As an EN owner, I feel targeted 😭
My experience with Hyundai: Had to replace a broken steering knuckle on a '13 Velocster. Nobody carries them. Looked for any models that share parts so I can find one in a scrap yard. No other model uses it, so no luck finding used. Not bad, but getting the new one is where it gets stupid. Go to a dealer to order one from the parts department. Can't order parts from the parts department. Have to go online and order from the factory. Order the part. They can't send it to me, it has to go to a dealer. I'm in CA, factory sends it to a dealer in IA. Ask "WTF". Factory has to send it to the first dealer that will accept it, not the closest dealer. Will that dealer send it to me? Nope. They have to ship it to the closet dealer to me. Do I pick it up from them? Nope. That next dealer has to ship it to me. Stupid process. We sold the car later and haven't missed it once. Have fun.
That N looks like you drew it on in Microsoft paint.
These are 28k? You could have bought anything
so many people getting rid of this car for all these bs issues and then we got this guy paying used scatpack prices for a new one🫥
💩pack… of all things to compare this to
You want to look cool, but you still have to transport food back to your 1,000 sqft condo and get ready for your shift at target
What’s your favourite crayon to eat
Probably red based on the picture
Its a hyundai.
Bro this thing gonna be worth 15,000 at 100k. Not a smart decision here. It cost 22k next year same miles
Lol it's worth 15k now. Hyundai doesn't retain value for shit, especially on a modified discontinued vehicle
Have fun when it gets stolen, Hyundai+Kia shitboxes are easy prey for thieves.
It's "clear" that you have no visibility with it. You parked in the middle of the street.
Hyundai.....$28k
Does the giant N stand for NOOB, as it was a noob decision to buy a "sporty" Hyundai?
P0011 & P0014 nuf said
lol he can’t even park
Idk about your car but dude you park like ass
Does the N stand for “Not good”?
Favourite letter is N but he also likes the D.
the n is them ripping off the m serioes
The N on the front grill isn’t big enough and if it isn’t a stick then your a dick
Clearly last flood damaged repo on the lot that required no down payment or credit check..
It's parked almost 9"from the curb next distracted driver's gonna roast it into totaled status 🤣
if he totals it i get a check if i scratch my wheels i lost a check
That curb isn't high. If I can position my wheels in a 90s shit box fbody to not scrape (and I have nice aftermarket wheels) a higher curb than that, you need a driver mod 🤣 And yeah I know this is roast my car but lack of aptitude for parking isn't excused. Mods, if this is in violation of the spirit of this subreddit I'll see my way out. Otherwise learn to park.
I didn't qualify for the g series.😥
I can't see your Car There's a Red abomination Blocking the view
Discontinued as deserved. You should be discontinued too.
they discontinued this to make different n cars lol had nothing to do w this car they j been releasing them for a while
N
Like wow
YoooooOoOoOoOOooOoooOooOo is that the SUPER FAST VEL0STeR NNNNNN woaahhhhhhhh I heard that thing has like… a bagillion hrsprs (haha donut reference 🤣🤣🤣) and can gap anything on the highway! Even Brady with his super tuned ecoboost mustang! And you got a TUNE? WOAHHHHHHHHHHH AND AN AIR INTAKE? YOU MEAN LIKE… IT TAKES IN AIR TO COOL OFF THE ENGINE???? WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I’m just shitting my britches in my C30 rn.
man i never said it was a racecar its my daily :(
Well the mechanic shop is going to love such a frequent and loyal customer
The Hyundai veloster is the ugliest car that Hyundai ever made. Now they make it sound like trash too? God this world went to shit real quick.
Im jealous that you had 28K to spend freely, but im definitely not jealous about that tattered up excuse for a car.
mannn i wanted a m series but i got a n series instead😞 LMAO
You are wrong. This isn't even remotely a hot hatch.
At 23,000 miles you must be on stage two of Hyundai ownership… walking.
Bov, tune, intake? Congratulations you read the brochure. Did you miss the part that said it was a Hyundai?
Did you cash out your 401K for it?
I just can't I like it to much
A yes, the veloster....the door that hyundai forgot...
Trash ass car 😂😂😂😂
How much was the Uber fare from your car to the kerb?
When your credit score is only a step up from Altima.
Commonly seen in front of a strip mall taekwondo place
28 thousand shades of shame.
Erm..what the sigma is that!!
How quick are you to tell people that ‘This isn’t your typical Elantra’! ‘N’obody gives a shit. Your warranty is expired and the creditors are closing in.
28k would have gotten you a brand new Corolla that’s just as sporty and way more reliable. Yikes
It's so ugly even you don't want to be seen near it and only take photos from a nearby hillside.
One word. Hyundai
Couldn't find a single place to take the picture without a tree in the way?
wrong honda
8k civic or a 2k starlet would gap that
$28k for that very basic car notwithstanding that it has over 20,000 miles on it. That’s the roast right there.
So which do you care about more? Scratching those pretty racing wheels on one side or getting a lovely new scrape/scratch on the driver’s side to go with the new car? Because you risk either, but one seems a bit more obvious right now.
if they crash into me i get an insurance check if i scratch 2 my wheels im out over a grand myself😞
0-60 in 3 business days...
Right on! High five for that one! 🙏
You're not driving it because Mom & Dad took the keys & grounded you for skipping school.🤪
im 22 years old😞
It's you watching all those birds shit on it, cuz once again, mom & dad took those keys from ya!
Roasting yourself by posting this pic of that parking job
mannnn my wheels are the nicest part of my car i aint messin them up
For a Hyundai? Might as well have bought a Suzuki my guy
Miata & Beetle owners are mocking you.
You parked too far off the curb , looks like a two way street, and your garbage Hyundai is gonna get clipped or that Infiniti will
Everyone knows that you're someone who just can't afford a type-r.
i really couldnt afford a type r your right
Nissan Juke with lowered suspension
Perfect car, matches the type of person who parks directly next to another car who is already street parked making it difficult for large vehicles to travel. Edit: it's slow
N means no. It’s right there on the grill.
Why the car? Roast the driver. You park like shit.
Nothing says involuntarily celibate bisexual quite like a red Hyundai.
You bought a car that can potentially last you over 10 years?? You bought a car that’s going to save you tons of money on fuel? You need to get your priorities straight man.
hopefully mom and dad will let you drive it once you learn to park
Another Ncel is born. Im sorry.
There's no need. Your car is already roasting its own piston rings And head gasket
Good thing you got that spoiler; it will help keep those 4-cylinders of fury on the ground. Also: nice parking job. I guess you can walk to the curb from there.
It's OK to look stupid. Don't let anyone tell ya otherwise lol
The N stands for: Not a good idea Not as fun as an Si Normal car but pricier No resale value Nobody wants this but you Nearly fun Nearly fast Nearly all plastic
Please hand in your man card.
You couldn’t count to 4 so you wanted a car with 3 passenger doors.
I guess you could afford the civic si?
Definitely a white dude that screams the hard R multiple times a day. Roofies women.
I had a 2015 fully loaded non turbo. After the engine recall and transmission failure at 50k I hated it. Made it to 89k and the engine seized due to the recall. Had taken it to dealer multiple times for engine recall. Said it was fine 🙂. Pulled out in traffic 2 weeks later and it locked up. The wait time for a engine replacement under recall was a year. I sold it to dealer for 8k and bought a brand new Honda hrv. I Will never touch another Hyundai all their dealers such and there is soooo much wrong with them. Even the new ones have recalls. They even say don't park some models in a garage might burn your house down.. but buy our car. Loll 👎
you mean the tomato?
It's a Hyundai, they roast themselves 😆
Damn, paying 28k to buy a ready made "tuner car" when you could have just spent 10k to build your own and still have it be faster, better handling, and more interesting looking. I guess you really gotta pay to play when you don't have the mechanical/engineering understanding to do it yourself.
Is that an N? I was not able to clearly make out the letter due to my cataracts and detached retina…
Can't even have a 4th door
You should park further away from the curb...
Veloster. Need I say more?
nah this is actually a good car, with a BOV, tune, and intake it must be a fun car, i didnt even think those wheels were aftermarket, you have some good taste dude
Love the rear wing on a FRONT wheel drive car.
It’s a Hyundai, what else do you want to know man? No matter how much money or time or whatever you put into this disposable appliance on wheels, it’ll still be a Hyundai, enjoy your NPC default vehicle, you’re not special whatsoever, an accord has more personality.
i’ll take “wish it was a sports car” for 500 please
To be honest it's just sad. So much money for that
Sick car
Car: Hyundai puts the big N on it so people know it's slightly faster than the rest of Hyundai's lineup. You: It's clear you bought it for the attention you think it'll bring you. If you cared about it at all, you'd try parking it within a mile of the curb.
Engine will eventually roast itself
It’s nice
Tha fuck you parked 2ft off the curb and across from another car so the street is extra narrow now. I see you want someone to hit it so it can be totaled and you don’t have to admit how much you paid for it again
Know what else is 28k? A base GR86 THAT'S NEW
Already waiting on a tow truck to pick it up?
you have three doors
may it serve as a lesson in impulse buying
Sure as fuck can't park. You roasted yourself
New car and you abandoned it. For shame.
Ignore everyone throwing shade at your ride! That Hyundai totally slaps - each piston, individually, in the block!
Sick! all of the benefits of a Hyundai without the 100k warranty
It looks weird
Don’t get too close to that curb now. Those wheels are going to be the only thing worth something next week.
I see you got the Uber Eats special
It looks about as good as that parking job
Im sorry….how much?!
The guy you bought it from I’m sure has roasted you enough behind your back, while laughing his way to the bank
Honestly not sure who got suckered worse through viral marketing. Was it the guys who paid big bucks on a dodge product to still get spanked by low powered cars? Or the guys who paid a premium for some N model Hyundai which doesn’t beat much of anything prior to falling apart? The fact you’re about on par with the levels of a dodge driver says enough. Neither has competitive vehicles, nor does either have the balls to hit the track to fully realize their buyer’s remorse. You’d think car culture would improve and smarten up over the years, but no. We get re-re’s with a ‘vent to atmosphere bov, intake and a tune’. These dudes point to the alternator in their engine bay and brag about how it’s a great turbo.
Praying for your engine
No, the fuck you didn’t pay 28 grand for that car. And learn how to park you fucking idiot
I can hear this picture…. …It sounds like rod knock.
It's a Hyundai, nuff said
Put some white rope on the hood…. Presto- cartoon tennis shoe!
I don’t have anything to say man im just disappointed. Korean piece of pride garbage. 🗑️
Ur parked really far off the curb.
What’s with the unnecessary front N plate and bracket. Take that off. Can’t even park near the sidewalk. Those wheels look like ass. Go deliver pizza like every other veloster and get yourself a nice set. Fucking brokeee
Damn I put that much down for my wide body scat shaker, couldn't see myself dropping that much bread for this
"i've got 35 grand for a sports car. where to first?" "HYUNDIA" "yea that's a good plan" *said nobody ever*
It’s a Hyundai it does it on its own at 65,000 miles when you’ll need a new engine
hope that warranty transfers or you’ve got about ten miles before you get to “consider a swap”
Oh your balls haven’t dropped yet I see!
Dummy
It’s a Hyundai. Self-roast.
A Veloster really and it's drives I'm amazed Those disappeared faster than they could sell them
Sorry you couldn’t afford a civic type r
Coulda got a nismo Z for 28k 😔
NNNNNNNNNNah.
Milwaukee impacts have more torque than your car
Ah, the Hyundai N car, for people who want a "tuner" car, but are too big of a pussy to build it themselves. (I have an Elantra N 😭)
You laid how much for a Hyundai !???
Imagine using your hear earned money to buy a 28k Hyundai 💀 that should be a war crime
Waste of money maybe if people didn’t buy shit like this we’d still have Gen coupes
I bet that car will hold at least 50 midgets.
I love the interior, prolly just me. But otherwise the exterior is an odd but sporty shape, I kinda like it
That is absolutely wild that you paid 28k for it lol. I sold mine back in 2022 with 36k miles on it for 29k to CarMax and I bought it new for 28k in 2020.
OG veloster>>>>>>> newer model veloster
When you can’t afford Corolla GR so you buy a knockoff made in Korea
Manual trans?
Let's roast how you parked 8 feet from the curb
Kia boys will roast it for you.