Her favorite essential oil is arsenic.
She has committed tax fraud in 6 countries (and one territory)
She doesn’t like pride month. She’s not homophobic, humans having joy just irritates her.
She has the cold dead eyes of Sarah Huckabee Sanders staring @ free school lunches.
She's been under Interpol investigation for over a decade.
The Fremasons have a secret ritual to ward her from their gatherings.
She doesn't like you.
She has the death sentence in 12 systems.
Taxi could have a shinier coat, but she prefers puking up the good food in the hallway so you’ll step in it.
Taxi’s eyeliner makes her face 70% less badass than she thinks.
Taxi acts like her colors are amber and ember, but they’re actually harvest gold and dirtier harvest gold.
(but seriously she’s gorgeous and I would risk scratches to kiss her)
I was video chatting with my ex once and I turned the camera towards her. He said, "look at that war criminal" and it was so perfect I've never forgotten it 😂🤣
She Rick Rolls everyone at every chance she gets. Often elaborately.
She puts her asshole on your clean laundry when you sleep.
She always gobbles up the yummiest leftovers when you are out.
She writes and performs diss tracks about you when you’re in the bathroom.
She makes you get her favourite toy and then acts like she doesn’t want it.
I believe that too! She was an outdoor kitty that a friend found. She was already a couple of months old by that time so she was already hardened by living on the streets.
Sounds like my dad's mean cat same thing, except he liked sleeping on the TV remote and he would growl and hiss at you if you were to grab it. My younger brother said. "It's a lot safer to just dump him out on the floor and get the remote that way." Until the cat learned to spin his body and kling to the back of the chair ... LOL
Lmao my cat is the worst too. She's always got a mean look on her face, she's always starting shit, even when she's being nice she just can't help but to bite. She's terrible but I love her for it.
I lost it at the last slide, well done lol
I like her grumpy eyebrows 😍 She has cat RBF
I call it RMF (resting murder face) 😂
Resting meowder face
But…That’s every cat
Not quite. I have a "teenage" void who has the "blank canvas" look down to a "T". 🤣😭🤷♀️
lmfaoooo you did her so dirty on the last slide
Even the OP is roasting her.
It took me out tbh 😂😂💀
She's beauty, she's grace, she'll scratch you in the face.
With all of the scars she's left on my hands and arms, I gotta give her props for never going for my face. That's how I know she loves me 🥹
Liechtensteeiiinnn, Liechtensteeiiinnn
The last slide killed me
Killed the cat too
You spelled "absolutely beautiful" wrong.
She's cute, I guess...
Pretty…looking pretty evil.
Her favorite essential oil is arsenic. She has committed tax fraud in 6 countries (and one territory) She doesn’t like pride month. She’s not homophobic, humans having joy just irritates her. She has the cold dead eyes of Sarah Huckabee Sanders staring @ free school lunches.
She's been under Interpol investigation for over a decade. The Fremasons have a secret ritual to ward her from their gatherings. She doesn't like you. She has the death sentence in 12 systems.
Taxi could have a shinier coat, but she prefers puking up the good food in the hallway so you’ll step in it. Taxi’s eyeliner makes her face 70% less badass than she thinks. Taxi acts like her colors are amber and ember, but they’re actually harvest gold and dirtier harvest gold. (but seriously she’s gorgeous and I would risk scratches to kiss her)
lol the SHS burn. I’m here for it.
Angry little goblin.
I was video chatting with my ex once and I turned the camera towards her. He said, "look at that war criminal" and it was so perfect I've never forgotten it 😂🤣
She looks like a haunted animatronic
This comment wins.
OP already roasted her to a crisp 😂😂
Hi! This is Ari and your cat is an asshole ❤️
She really is 😤
With a face like that she’s either the sweetest cat you’ll ever meet, or probably smacks everyone but like one specific person.
That one specific person likely gets Taxi slapped on occasion.
I can't roast this beautiful, wonderful, perfect being! Also, please tell Taxi I love her, so she won't hurt me in my sleep tonight.
Sure, but I can't make any promises about what she will or will not do to you in your sleep.
She Rick Rolls everyone at every chance she gets. Often elaborately. She puts her asshole on your clean laundry when you sleep. She always gobbles up the yummiest leftovers when you are out. She writes and performs diss tracks about you when you’re in the bathroom. She makes you get her favourite toy and then acts like she doesn’t want it.
She’s like “ I’m striking my model pose here hurry up “
Someone told her to smolder and she thought they said murder.
There is not a single thing wrong with her. She’s just burdened with the stupidity of others.
She is pretty stupid. She attacks her own foot when she gets riled up.
She’s just that good of a hater
BAHAHAHA I love ur cat
Taxi is the ghost of a Victorian child trapped in the world’s most efficient, yet frustratingly small, killing machine.
Not a Victorian child 🤣😂🤣
ANGY
Can you dm me?
That first pic says your days are numbered. And it's not a big number. 😂
10/10 would not pet that cat😂she looks so pissed
She looks like a bad taxidermists wet dream
This kid gets it.
She looks like she sends back her food.
dang, Op! don’t sit in one place too long, she might eat your face! 🦁🦴
Your cat gave me PTSD of every unimpressed Mother in law I've ever encountered
She's so cute I can't roast her. I never believe that a cat is mean for "no reason." She's got some satellite dish ears, though. ♥️
I believe that too! She was an outdoor kitty that a friend found. She was already a couple of months old by that time so she was already hardened by living on the streets.
SHE'S A SURVIVOR... My cat too. Your cat has such striking eyes though!! Give her a kiss from me.
I gave her some kisses this morning and she HATED IT.
I tend to go for my daily afternoon naps around this time. I'm now prepared for nightmares. Great job...
Looks like she's a schemer!
Didn't know Mr. Burns had a cat.
I want her on my team. I'll put her in charge of ripping things to shreds
She doesn't seem to think so...
She looks the best to me.
Looks can be deceiving.
She looks mean.
She has those angry pet cemetery eyes. I’m sure she is sweet as can be but her RBF is scary!
She's only sweet when she's being manipulative or when she's sleepy.
All the other cats call her Crazy Taxi
Worst like climbing the drapes? Or ambush tactics. Like biting arms or legs then go hide somewhere and do it again ...
Worst like she bullies her elderly sister. She's also very soft but hates being touched. It's so unfair 😭
Sounds like my dad's mean cat same thing, except he liked sleeping on the TV remote and he would growl and hiss at you if you were to grab it. My younger brother said. "It's a lot safer to just dump him out on the floor and get the remote that way." Until the cat learned to spin his body and kling to the back of the chair ... LOL
Lmao my cat is the worst too. She's always got a mean look on her face, she's always starting shit, even when she's being nice she just can't help but to bite. She's terrible but I love her for it.
She's gonna murder me in my sleep
Omg I love her
I had to come see what you posted about the Icon! Taxi may be mean, but she's also gorgeous ❤️
Look at that look!! She’s casting a spell lol, see how hard she’s concentrating. Taxi is the Quuen
Taxi, you have RBF down pat!
She looks like Axe killer.
Those eyes 😂 The birthplace of Resting Bitch face. No matter what anyone does… Taxi will ALWAYS disapprove.
😾
She's so angry looking - I love her.
🚕 “you talking’ to me..?” 🤨
She's got a face that says she wants to be the BBEG but is stuck as an evil minion NPC.
She's not mean, you're just weak.
You got me there.
I love her face! She's so imperial.
If you called me Taxi I’d be pissed as well-or if you called me like-Prius or Boeing or Subway or Cruise Ship
I don't have anymore good cat names left in me so I just went with what she looked like 🤷🏾♀️
Wow! She sure looks devilish!
The tortitude is strong
She looks botched
This cat a fur coated fury
Her love language is hatred.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS!!🙀
What happened on the lat one
She looks like a naughty girl! 😂🤣
I bet she doesn’t get enough treats, hence why she is so grumpy. The last photo though 😂
Your cat looks stupid although she's probably not, she's actually cute so take that.
Sleep with one eye open—is her mantra
Looks more like an Uber to me.
If you’re not picking up passengers, turn your light off, Taxi 😠
Love the judgy looks. Classic!
Looks like she’d stare me down while shitting in my corner😂
The actual worst. A face only a mother could love.
angy car
Don’t say stripes or I’ll edit your existence.
Why do they call females dogs bitches but not female cats?! She’s being a good example for this question in that pic 😂
She’s is straight up judging us all lol 😂
she feels the same way about whoever took the photos 😂
That last pic made me lose it all! I can't XD
She's still adorable 🥰
how do you even sleep without him trying to kill you?
Soon…
What did you do to make her so mad?😂
Pretty….pretty sinister looking.
She's only their when you don't need her🤣
[удалено]
You realize that isn’t her right?
no shes not 🙄