Whenever Tony speaks on the mic it makes me think of that Will Ferrell SNL skit where he has 'Voice Immodulation Syndrome' and he can't control the volume or inflection of his voice
He is shockingly awkward. Like, yeah, most people are bad and uncomfortable at public speaking, but he looks like a deer in headlights and loses all control of normal human function.
But it's not his first time doing public speach, you would thinks that after first few times he would hire someone to coach him how to be better at this.
True, but you would also expect Tony to hire people that know what they're doing and show him how to run a promotion that doesn't suck absolute shit. The guy is completely naive.
This might be the time to remind the world - and Tony I guess - that *Tony doesn't have to keep making public appearances*.
If he's uncomfortable out there, he can just stop going out there at any time.
He’s trying so hard to do his big boy fake deep voice that he’s completely forgotten how to breathe and it’s leaving him panicking. He literally can’t make an announcement. He is olympically useless at the job he’s given himself.
He's clearly neurodivergent to me. It's pretty obvious from the whole picture, and you don't have to know him in private in this instance to be able to see the traits. They show in his interaction with with the world, in his public appearance. Which is why I hate everyone making fun of him for his mannerisms etc. It's ableist bc he isnt behaving how he's "supposed to", it's just that ppl aren't aware of what they're doing
He’s gonna be the first one to step up to the plate the moment he hears the Saudi Prince likes him. “What? Saudí money? Who said anything about retirement”
Yeah like when Ric retired it wasnt "Ric Flairs Last Match" it was "Ric Flairs Last Match Today" they just couldn't fit it on the posters and they charge by the letter
He's wondering why Tony sounds like that. It's always funny how Tony tries to deepen his voice when he's talking to the live crowd. That's not what he sounds like, at all.
And then at that point, Tony, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Tim...' 'But my name's Tony...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Once upon a time Vince Sr. Told his son that promoters can't be in the ring with the wrestlers by any means.
Present day I can finally understand that Vince Sr. Was right, the reason why Vince Jr. And the McMahon family worked out is because they were willing to take a bump or a legit punch to the face by angry wrestlers.
People respected that side I guess, but what has tiny Khan ever done???
Announcement after. Announcement that should be done on the AEW official social media.
Sucking every chance of a minute for the wrestlers themselves to the ones doing what they should be doing.
Shouting like a fucking Chihuahua trying to deepen his voice sounding more like hoarse and hoarse.
The only real thing that he did notable was fear for his fucking life for how stupid his decision making are when all the culmination of it blew up on his face.
Hence he avoids pushing the legit imposing statures of the ones who put the work in the gym. Because he fears them so much.
Whose the next person to blow up on his face?
> Sucking every chance of a minute for the wrestlers themselves to the ones doing what they should be doing.
this is Tiny at the press scrums
sitting there answering questions and then sitting there next to all the wrestlers as they are spoken to as well
I just nailed it, his on the mic voice is always the same tone and it’s exhausting to listen to. Vince had a range of speaking levels, quiet and deliberate, annoyed, scared, joking around and screaming like a maniac. It would be like listening to him talking in the “YOU’RE FIRED” tone all the time.
He can't talk for shit.
Also he really needs his fucking ego getting stroked all the time, fucking hell there's being proud of your stuff and then there's Tony that thinks he saved pro wrestling and is a god among us.
Tony's speech is like bad impression of Papa H. Even Sting was like "Dude just please stop, you're embarrassing us both"
Also at the end... Is that glass shard in Darby's shoulder?
I’m so glad Sting retired and I’m sure he got a moment to soak in the crowd cheers and “Thank you, Sting” chants, and that nobody came out to put the spotlight all on themselves, right?
If you're confused, why don't you google it, fed shill? It's not like things should be explained to you like you're 5 years old. The fed really dropped people's comprehension skills into the mud.
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Why does Tiny cut promos like his greatest inspiration was the Howard Dean speech that killed his Presidential Campaign.
“Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tony Schiavone, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back Professional Wrestling!YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Tony Khan really needs to get his head shaved on live TV by a billionaire, Stone Cold Wheeler Yuta, and some random third guy because AEW doesn't have unrelatable talent
What the fuck best ppv ever seriously you smarky stupid mark fuck.
On ppv we've seen Hogan and Rock, Austin vs Bret, Bret vs Shawn and at this point probably millions of matches that meant something.
Sting retiring is cool and all but it was the dumb fucks and the dumb fuck he teamed with settle down before you rip that poor dogs cock off later.
Does Tony know he doesn't need to scream at us like that? It doesn't even sound enthusiastic... it just sounds like he's mad. And I'm loud, I come from a family of loud, it takes a lot to rock me...but this man does it.
Whenever Tony speaks on the mic it makes me think of that Will Ferrell SNL skit where he has 'Voice Immodulation Syndrome' and he can't control the volume or inflection of his voice
he just doesn't look comfortable doing anything in public the way he sheepishly hands the mic to Darby how can you make that look shit
He is shockingly awkward. Like, yeah, most people are bad and uncomfortable at public speaking, but he looks like a deer in headlights and loses all control of normal human function.
But it's not his first time doing public speach, you would thinks that after first few times he would hire someone to coach him how to be better at this.
True, but you would also expect Tony to hire people that know what they're doing and show him how to run a promotion that doesn't suck absolute shit. The guy is completely naive.
This might be the time to remind the world - and Tony I guess - that *Tony doesn't have to keep making public appearances*. If he's uncomfortable out there, he can just stop going out there at any time.
He's not uncomfortable, he's just bad at it
How else would people know to thank him for all the bangers if he didn't awkwardly go out there to remind them?
He’s trying so hard to do his big boy fake deep voice that he’s completely forgotten how to breathe and it’s leaving him panicking. He literally can’t make an announcement. He is olympically useless at the job he’s given himself.
Or Will Ferrel's character in The Office giving a speech AT THE DUNDAYS
“AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.”
Omg that’s it! I knew it was something
He sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint to cut a promo.
*AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW*
He's clearly neurodivergent to me. It's pretty obvious from the whole picture, and you don't have to know him in private in this instance to be able to see the traits. They show in his interaction with with the world, in his public appearance. Which is why I hate everyone making fun of him for his mannerisms etc. It's ableist bc he isnt behaving how he's "supposed to", it's just that ppl aren't aware of what they're doing
Lmaoooo so true
When Tony said “the greatest wrestling pay per view ever” even sting was like what the fuck
That is the precise moment the smile left his face and a confused look appeared lol. The smile immediately got back once Darby started talking as well
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Dafuq he been smokin’ in gorilla?
Should have just let Sting have the moment alone tbh.
"Didn't blow through my allowance just to let the toys take the spotlight"
Sting asked him to come out
After that match I'm kinda convinced that Stung's ideas and requests maybe shouldn't be put on a pedastal.
He knows more than anyone in this thread does.
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Yeah, Tony didn't looked like he wanted to talk tbf, he got called out by Sting.
It'd be like after Vince introduced Taker for the HOF, he came back in the middle of his speech to add a few things
TK would like everyone to praise him now for letting Sting have this moment
The show ends with another “thank you Tony” moment. If what I’m hearing is true, poor sting.
Tiny must pose!
Wait, what?
This is why Vince has a rule that no one is allowed to mention him in the HOF.
Vince didn't want every induction to be 'thanks for this opportunity' and you can understand why, takes away from the reason for them being inducted
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Also Vince possibly being a space alien
Man, Vince is a really good guy, huh?
Sting's the one that asked him to enter the ring. 🤦♂️
This isn't even the greatest wrestling ppv of Q1 2024, stfu Tony.
I’d rather watch Heroes of Wrestling than watch this crap again.
…this is it, uce. This is the comment that made me go “Maybe that’s a jerk TOO far”.
Hard to Kill still holding the top spot.
Why did Sting have the 😒 face LMAO
Thinking “what a fucking mark”.
"This mf better not try to hug me again"
Notice how he starts smiling as soon as Darby gets the mic. Lmao.
More like “holdup if I retire does this mean i get no more checks”?
He's gonna sign that WWE Legends contract to just get paid off royalties.
He’s gonna be the first one to step up to the plate the moment he hears the Saudi Prince likes him. “What? Saudí money? Who said anything about retirement”
They didn’t say it was a retirement, just it was stings last match… …in Greensboro for AEW
Yeah like when Ric retired it wasnt "Ric Flairs Last Match" it was "Ric Flairs Last Match Today" they just couldn't fit it on the posters and they charge by the letter
If he can't have bangers then he's useless. REEEE!
“That last check better already be in my mailbox by the time I get home you little m*rk”
Thats the Victory Road face, a great callback from a moment he proved he was a pro you fed shill
He's wondering why Tony sounds like that. It's always funny how Tony tries to deepen his voice when he's talking to the live crowd. That's not what he sounds like, at all.
“WHAT A MANOEUVRE!”
“Jesus Tony can you just give me a fucking moment, Christ”
He had the same face after winning against Jeff Hardy in TNA lol
no more paychecks ah, who I am kidding, Tony will still pay him
Realizing WM40 is in a month and this is where he’s retiring
He looks confused
"I agree"
What a fucking loser
I know. I can’t fuckin stand him. Get him off the screen.
Dear God, I pray Rock cuts an insult on him in any possible form.
The Rock doesn’t even know who he is.
And then at that point, Tony, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Tim...' 'But my name's Tony...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
Tony is such a mark he'd probably giggle like a school girl if the Rock even mentioned him, let alone cut a promo on him.
Cody Rhodes, the Rock says, you should have stayed in the indies, getting paid to have the other Khan jerk off your goofy ass dog
Fuck, that pop would be explosive. Unless they're in a town that does not know the Dub, lol.
Cody would have to just stall on DJ at that point, I mean what can you even say to that
If it leads to TK going on twitter to deny he wanks dogs again, im all for it
How long before there's a Dub HoF and Sting is the first induction?
9 days from tonight!
They’re GRRRRReat! Everything is GRRRRRReat! - Tony Khan the Tiger 
🔔🔔 🔔
…. m*rk.
Once upon a time Vince Sr. Told his son that promoters can't be in the ring with the wrestlers by any means. Present day I can finally understand that Vince Sr. Was right, the reason why Vince Jr. And the McMahon family worked out is because they were willing to take a bump or a legit punch to the face by angry wrestlers. People respected that side I guess, but what has tiny Khan ever done??? Announcement after. Announcement that should be done on the AEW official social media. Sucking every chance of a minute for the wrestlers themselves to the ones doing what they should be doing. Shouting like a fucking Chihuahua trying to deepen his voice sounding more like hoarse and hoarse. The only real thing that he did notable was fear for his fucking life for how stupid his decision making are when all the culmination of it blew up on his face. Hence he avoids pushing the legit imposing statures of the ones who put the work in the gym. Because he fears them so much. Whose the next person to blow up on his face?
> Sucking every chance of a minute for the wrestlers themselves to the ones doing what they should be doing. this is Tiny at the press scrums sitting there answering questions and then sitting there next to all the wrestlers as they are spoken to as well
Why does TK sound like a Muppet?
That's offensive to Muppets
Bro just talk normal for once ffs.
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Why Tiny is making the Sting moment all about himself?
DAE Sting left on his terms (i.e. didn't lose) the thing smarks hate about legends is now the best thing ever
When the biggest mark of a promotion turns out to be the owner.
Tony even hired a Great Value American Nightmare What a Masterpiece 🏆
Sting please show up at mania I beg you I'd laugh so hard
Was this on the show proper, or after? Thought he'd never be on the show. Also, was Darby shot in the back? And who are the fake Stings?
After the show, which cut off in the middle of Sting's farewell speech Darby flew from 3 stories up through plate glass Sting's sons
Oof. On all 3 counts.
Sting’s sons being there gets the pass
Why is he like this? https://preview.redd.it/bf8l3b85p9mc1.png?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43c63f2e79b292189885d24332287240d3529d9
You'd feel bad if I told you
Why does tony khan deepen his voice like KAT 😂
so he doesnt cry or squeak
Lol it sounds like hes angry and attacking the audience when he says "EVER!" I cant stand this man whatsoever
I just nailed it, his on the mic voice is always the same tone and it’s exhausting to listen to. Vince had a range of speaking levels, quiet and deliberate, annoyed, scared, joking around and screaming like a maniac. It would be like listening to him talking in the “YOU’RE FIRED” tone all the time.
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https://preview.redd.it/bj890p59i9mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666a7202a1c60b36f38b6c8a05b750526149560e Tony is HIM!
Well you heard it. Better than M'Wembley.
Fuckin mark
He can't talk for shit. Also he really needs his fucking ego getting stroked all the time, fucking hell there's being proud of your stuff and then there's Tony that thinks he saved pro wrestling and is a god among us.
Tony's speech is like bad impression of Papa H. Even Sting was like "Dude just please stop, you're embarrassing us both" Also at the end... Is that glass shard in Darby's shoulder?
It cracks me up every single time I hear Dog Wanker's big boy voice.
lmao this will end in tragedy
I’m worried about the Beaver.
I wonder when AEW will learn that if every ppv is the best ever, then none of them truly are the best ever
I’m so glad Sting retired and I’m sure he got a moment to soak in the crowd cheers and “Thank you, Sting” chants, and that nobody came out to put the spotlight all on themselves, right?
Why’s he talking like a deaf person
Bro is never beating the allegations
What’s are the allegations?
I believe it is that He’s artistic. Truly a regarded artist.
Word, thank you.
Scottie Barnes
I’m so confused
If you're confused, why don't you google it, fed shill? It's not like things should be explained to you like you're 5 years old. The fed really dropped people's comprehension skills into the mud.
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He's just soaking in the fact he finally drew a crowd big enough to fill the whole building
Greatest wrestling pay per view ever?
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Why does he sound like a mix of brick from anchorman and Michael from the office
Throw in some randy marsh as well
Why does Tiny cut promos like his greatest inspiration was the Howard Dean speech that killed his Presidential Campaign. “Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tony Schiavone, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back Professional Wrestling!YEAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Jesus Christ Tony's lack of self awareness is awful also Sting's face while listening to Tony really says it all
He can't be this awkward and weird. It has to be a bit, right? ....right?
Why does he talk like that?
Take it away, Raven
Why Is He Speaking Like THAT???
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Who let the boy stay up that late?
With Sting now gone, it may take some time before they sell out an arena in the US again.
Every time I see him, Tony just reminds me more and more of Kendall Roy but somehow even more cringy and embarrassing.
Tiny sounded like Brian Last doing his Excalibur impression
Why does he start his sentences normally AND THEN STARTS YELLING THINGS THAT BARELY MAKE SENSE?
He thinks that's the only way to show passion. You see it from horrible actors all the time
Tony Khan really needs to get his head shaved on live TV by a billionaire, Stone Cold Wheeler Yuta, and some random third guy because AEW doesn't have unrelatable talent
Tony blew up just yelling 2 sentences.
How can I make this about me? -tk
"please thank me for letting best choice brand Undertaker go undefeated as makeup for Mania 31."
Stop yelling, TK
Goofy fuck
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Didn't Tony vow to never set foot in the ring?
I wonder if he orders at the drive through in that voice.
If you wanna get down, down with the clown, cocaineeeeeeee
Does he not know when you have a microphone you don't have to shout?
TK got the brócoli head cut.
What the fuck best ppv ever seriously you smarky stupid mark fuck. On ppv we've seen Hogan and Rock, Austin vs Bret, Bret vs Shawn and at this point probably millions of matches that meant something. Sting retiring is cool and all but it was the dumb fucks and the dumb fuck he teamed with settle down before you rip that poor dogs cock off later.
He couldn’t just let sting have the mic or give him the moment? This was completely unnecessary
Lmao Sting just looks disgusted
Mr Bean
Don't think I've seen a Muppet looking Muppet more than Tony McMuppet
Sting got the face of “look at this mark”
Who's that dressed as surfer Sting?
Sting Jr. #1 Sting Jr. #2 was Wolfpack Sting
Comb your fucking hair Tony
He sounds like the guy who’s talking in Courage the Cowardly Dog’s intro.
He’s such a big boy
So Undertaker vs Sting WM40 brother?
TK might be the nicest coke head in the world, but holy fuck is his voice and delivery annoying.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING HERE
What a fucking mark..
Tony man, just talk fucking normally we know that's not your normal voice dude.
Why is he talking like that? Who are the fake Sting’s in the ring?
Why is he doing that weird fake deep voice when he knows we've all heard him talk and know what he actually sounds like?
Does Tony know he doesn't need to scream at us like that? It doesn't even sound enthusiastic... it just sounds like he's mad. And I'm loud, I come from a family of loud, it takes a lot to rock me...but this man does it.
Why does he talk AT the audience?
THE GREEK FREAK HAODUQBAIYXBEBDUXH let’s go!