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suckgodsteapot

Between this and the Mone Moan.


500DaysofNight

*Billy Idol intensifies*


CandaceJoeLigma

It’s a good day to….wank again!


kingajeezy

True jerk material.


Wes_358

TBF, I remember when she was still in WWE, there was a Twitter account that posted a video of her making this moan. I don't think Sasha even realizes she makes these sounds


CandaceJoeLigma

You liar. Sauce or didn’t happen 😤


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suckgodsteapot

Mone did a very interesting post-attack moan last night. Between that and this, 👏👏this is wrestling👏👏


NeonPatrick

2006 called. It wants its diva division back.


[deleted]

Mickie James and Trish Stratus werid lesbian storyline in 2006 was better


AxelLAG

no it wasnt, but for the sake of making TK never do this shit again, lets say it was


[deleted]

Meh.. I found the storyline quite entertaining and their match at WrestleMania 22


Live-Depth-537

Mickie vs Trish was the best woman's match/story of all WrestleManias until like mania 32


robineir

It was sexier, which I guess was the goal.


Phan2112

Well one had Trish Stratus of course it was sexier. That's a cheat code.


robineir

Mickie James in mini-skirts and thongs must have been God-mode then.


Phan2112

Oh it was for me


TheRalphExpress

AEW Women’s Division has always been “for the male gaze” with a few notable exceptions like Shida and Statlander who got over organically and then were thrown to the side by Tony. So many of their most featured women have a gimmick that is 100% meant to pop horny dudes


Up-in-the-Ayre

I'm convinced Sky Blue got the push she got because Tony saw that people were talking about her butt a lot on Twitter.


TheRalphExpress

it’s the best example of the male gaze too, what makes her a babyface is that she “appreciates the attention” from the neckbeards


Historical-Prize

So tony the new Vince


CuckooClockInHell

Tiny is -50k viewers away from running a bra and panties match.


[deleted]

I’m a fan of nostalgia, I’m down


VirginsinceJuly1998

It's between Jericho and Eddie 


ChildOfChimps

So… a girdle and cup match?


ADogWhoCanDANCE

I'm so confused, in 2024 why are we doing this? Wasn't the whole "Divas Revolution" to get rid of horny, NSFW women's wrestling? Its 2024, WWE just did a really good Becky Lynch vs Rhea Ripley match at WM, while AEW has women kissing each other to make men, pop, in more than one way.


BnSMaster420

And the build was Becky complaining about Rhea being sexy to her fans and Rhea welcoming it..


T3Deliciouz

I think men should be kissing too to even things out


Stre8Edge

You know a show is legendary bad when nobody is talking about this. Are we really doing HLA in 2024 Tiny?


Logicman48

dae hla feeling has been restored?


Stre8Edge

[Coke dick: Everything you should know about cocaine and erectile dysfunction](https://mojo.so/blog/coke-dick-everything-you-should-know-about-cocaine-and-erectile-dysfunction?&mojo_attribution_ignore=1)


JoeThePro11

This segment made him feel like a kid again.


Ok-Garcia-5605

What is HLA? I know I am gonna look stupid because it is going to be so obvious


Dmbfantomas

Hot. Lesbian. Action. I’m not kidding. That was a thing they really did. Then 3 Minute Warning destroyed the lesbians.


Ok-Garcia-5605

So Tony watched NXT and saw all the models/athletes, and thought "let's remove all the personality and athletics from it and just show hot girls on TV" They are going so TNA right now


StrongStyleFiction

TNA Knockouts division had Gail Kim and Awesome Kong. AEW's womens division has never had anything remotely approach the level of great that was. Just let that sink in.


anonymous-guy1

The Dub started with a physically broken down Kong and thought that was enough


Someningen

He saw the Lyra and Tatum stuff and was like "okay but what if I just made them lesbians who make out with each other"


InjusticeSOTW

I miss the blatant yet unsaid of the IIconics. I bet if i look back I can find some in Toxic Attraction too


Fusionman29

Yeah but that’s what they should have been! Also it wouldn’t have been fetishized cause Shawn is a good Booker’


CrimsonDynamo178

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS


CowGoesM00

Acknowledge the brother of the tribal chief saving you from temptation


Someningen

God bless 3 Minute Warning


ChildOfChimps

We truly didn’t know how good we had it with those two. Can you imagine them in the current WWE? Jesus Christ.


HelloIAmElias

I love how they even had a nameplate that said The Lesbians 


jaundicemanatee

You missed an infamous period of embarrassing segments. But don't worry, you're here for a new golden era of embarrassing segments.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Oh I have seen the segments lol I just didn't know the term HLA


HolyRomanPrince

https://youtu.be/mQ1OwB3Kkn8?si=cUIvaTD-uHwGlBnj


Prancemaster

I switched to X-men '97 after watching Perry get folded by Punk. Guess I should go back and finish the rest of the episode.


InjusticeSOTW

UCE I WAS NOT READY


ChildOfChimps

I feel like we’re getting time travel shenanigans out of this.


ChildOfChimps

You made the right call, uce.


Amazing_Karnage

After he *tried* coming after Eric Bischoff, no less.


Hunterknowsbest

![gif](giphy|xULW8PFsRKImryMwbm|downsized)


MoodyLiz

NO CHANCE IN HELL


TW_Yellow78

wonder why Rossy might be recommending stardom talent away from AEW?


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

He is right but the Stardom simps and AEW fanboys want this garbage.


RoastedCat23

DAE PORNXT?


HelloIAmElias

Even PORNXXXT had the restraint to not do a Tatum/Lyra kiss spot


SpiritGun98

And even if they did, at least there would have been a story build up to it.


RoastedCat23

Listen, I'm not hating on it


SurrogateMonkey

Does the tatum spit bottle count?


kcfields

![gif](giphy|xULW8PFsRKImryMwbm|downsized)


AngeloHakkinen

Next week on Dynamite: "Malakai, you think you're true evil? You haven't seen me running this cursed show"


JoeThePro11

Feel like this segment alone is a good example of what's wrong with the company 1) Going with the late 90s/mid 2000s WWE style segments (I don't think anyone asked for HLA in 2024) 2) I don't think Mina Shirakawa is even signed to the company(yet?) so TV time is going to her instead of women actually signed to the Dub. 3) From what I've read, a lotta this stuff stems from Stardom segments so you'd need to watch a whole other show to get what's going on.


Stre8Edge

1) Yep 2) She isn't and I don't think she will be. 3) And unless you're fluent in Japanese, you're reliant on Google Translate and fan translation. I love Stardom but it is not easy to follow.


Wes_358

About your second point, I think she will eventually sign with AEW. At least, if it were up to her, I think she would sign it already. She always gave me the impression that her biggest goal is to sign to an US companie.


hiressnails

A whole other show that you actually need to pay for cause Watchwrestling doesn't bother, and a whole other show that has no English commentary or subtitles.


QuickRelease10

Even the heels act like teenagers from the early 2000’s. It’s all just so out of touch.


500DaysofNight

Im guessing Tony believes that fans of his product watch every single piece of wrestling that's out there. Just because he takes long 8 minute naps so he can watch as much as possible, doesn't mean everyone else does. 


RattyJackOLantern

I've thought this ever since his comments about it being "hard to be a wrestling fan 365 days a year". The only way that makes sense is if you think "being a wrestling fan" means you watch every show from every company like it's your job.


500DaysofNight

It was clear when you look back at how the Butcher and the Blade were introduced like everyone was instsntly supposed to know who they were. I mean, I knew Andy was in Every Time I Die but it didn't click in my head that he was the Butcher as I complete forgot he wrestled on the side.


rtels2023

I know Mina and Mariah were a tag team in Japan. I don’t think they ever made out on TV over there though


Laszlo_Panaflex_80

Correct.


Madmen41

LIV SHOULD DO THIS TO RHEA…BONK


SpiritGun98

HBK failed us with the Lyra and Tatum storyline


Venoxz123

GODDAMNIT UCE. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED SUCH SPIRITS INTO THIS HOUSE


AV-Chitwood

Jesus Chris I don’t think my heart can take that. It would be glorious though.


DeathBat92

The brother bonked himself down


DennisAFiveStarMan

Probably the most selling on AEW this year


StupidSexyKevin

"Where the best *wrestle*"


ToronoRapture

Tongue wrestling it seems. ![gif](giphy|AjHRw63yHXeHm3ksbV|downsized)


500DaysofNight

Oh they sure do! Throw in nameless Japanese talent that only Tony and Dave knows and there you have it. 


maxco25

So after Sasha Money watched Becky and Bayley at WM and then watched this, she had to know she made the right choice right? There is just no way she wished she could’ve been in Bayley’s corner for her big WM moment or been in that 6-woman tag on night 1. No. That would be impossible. Clearly she has to know she made the right choice when she sees that Britt Baker(D.M.D) hasn’t been seen in months or that Sriracha has been relegated to Friday’s to do love triangle stories with Ruby or that they’ve already moved past the Ventriloquist so that Toni’s flunky can get kisses.


DekoyDuck

She went to AEW for the pay day, which good on her she got. I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same in her shoes. Lighter schedule for more money. She can always go back and do a four horsewoman send off in the future.


TheRalphExpress

Goofies are the ones doing “you could’ve done something special and had bangers, but get that bag I guess” now


Hummer77x

It’s actually very feminist of me to congratulate her on chasing the bag


DekoyDuck

I am all about the Jerk mind you I just would have done the same in her shoes.


danglinwang

It's kind of ironic. I'd 100% take the bigger paycheck and less work. Yeah, I'd be pissing my legacy down my leg, but it's one day a week, soon to be less after Tiny gets bored


solomar15

Huge Pop!


Luna_Soma

I’ve never been less turned on by two women kissing. I don’t even understand where this storyline is going.


Lv27Sylveon

I personally find Mina to sufficiently hot asf regardless of the situation. 


Luna_Soma

Oh she is gorgeous, I didn’t mean to imply otherwise, the weirdness just took me out of it.


in-the-mud

DAE Vince is back?


Amazing_Karnage

If not him, Johnny Ace is in the house for sure, LOL.


Ok-Garcia-5605

Is this supposed to be the Global women revolution Mone was talking about? Going back to early 2000s WWF vibes. I mean this whole Toni Storm/Maraya and Paige segments are just screaming at audience "look at us, are we hot or not? You find us hot right? Please don't change the channel" It is so hypocritical for a company which mocked WWE for using women with certain looks, and ended up doing the same thing when WWE has moved on from it.


bootyhunter69420

That kiss could have used more work rate. 3 stars.


Amazing_Karnage

It was definitely one of those awkward kisses that doesn't remotely look passionate or even sexy. Were they going for Mickie James/Trish Stratus vibes here or what?


GobiasACupOfCoffee

I feel like I see a new woman competitor kissing opponent gif out of AEW almost every week. Wtf is going on over there?


Tomlyne

This is NOT porNXT


goofyfbucket

They should have shown more of this instead of the the schoolyard scrap... And if you'll excuse me, I'm off to horny jail.


prossnip42

This was literally the best part of the show and no i'm not just saying that because i worship the ground Mina Shirakawa walks on, not at all


issafreecunch

Oooof I dont know if this is the same division Britt Baker helped legitimize. The womens division (when it was booked properly) was full of killers and killer matches. This whole episode felt like AEW walking backwards towards the worst parts of early 2000's WCW and WWE/F


MHadri24

How do you pride yourself on having a sports based presentation with win loss bullshit leaderboards but also bring in random talent from different promotion every single fucking day. Imagine the Milwaukee Bucks playing the Lockport Bulls. Giannis doesn't show up, but they got a replacement for him thats a nobody who played some great games for CSKA Moscow. He drops 50 points, refuses to introduce himself to the average fan, leaves. The next day, no one talks about it. #Revolutionary


prossnip42

This is funny if you watch Stardom like i do but to people who've never seen it which i would assume is a decent chunk of the AEW audience this is just weird. But...i'm sorry i can't for the life of me dislike anything Shirakawa's involved in, she's like one of my favorite modern female wrestlers ever..... And she's hot as fuck too


KashTheKwik

I’m all for Club Venus US Edition and Shirakawa doing anything but I also can’t be convinced this did much for casual fans that NEED to have their eyes on this show to keep it going.


Fickle_Translator999

Thank god Giulia is signed to WWE.


SimpleButFun

So AEW is going the PorNXXXT route? **Shawn Michaels:** We should sue.


zendog510

What was the point of this? Just to shoehorn another random wrestler no one has ever heard of into the show? Keep up the great work Tony! Ratings and attendance should be through the roof anytime now.


Ok-Salt4972

I dont follow stardom, any goofs here know why this segment went down this way? Cos it confused the hell out of me


Stre8Edge

Last year Mina formed a faction in Stardom called Club Venus with Mariah as the first member. It was Mina and her gang of pretty Gaijins. Other came and went but they were a tag team champs as well. Stardom just had a US show with a one night Club Venus reunion. Toni Storm came out and and now they are setting up a [feud](https://twitter.com/Himanshu_Doi/status/1775980956010360967) for Mariah love or some shit.


wrex1816

Thanks for explaining, but how is anyone just watching the Dub supposed to know any of that?


Amazing_Karnage

That's yet another problem with AEW; you have to do homework to understand its angles, its stars, and the people it's telling you are the "best in the world." If you don't follow RoH, obsessively scroll CageMatch, and routinely follow most Japanese promotions, you WILL NOT understand AEW. And that's great for keeping a small, niche audience, but it's terrible for growing a promotion. You *want* casuals to catch your show and be *instantly* hooked and drawn to the programming on the screen, you don't want people to tune in and see two people they *don't* recognize, fighting over nothing in particular, for no real reason. This isn't a serious company.


BoringAccount4Work

Thank you. I only saw the picture before so I thought the kiss happened during a match


nightcrawler47

wtf is this shit


J472023

What did we ever do as Lesbians to have an empty headed dumb fuck like Tony Khan to allow the worst looking lesbian kiss to be aired on TV? 


[deleted]

I know what Tony did after the show


sweater_breast

Tony jorkin his peanuts so hard he sees visions of the hidden gem in the shadows of the corners of his eyes


bringeroflame92

This isn't HLA, this is queer storytelling fed shill! Tiny cares about representation, another win for the good guys!


TheStupifier

Maybe AEW isn’t so bad after all


NathanForJew

When the music hit and this woman ran down to the ring, there was no reaction from the crowd AT ALL.


DripSnort

Dude Tony makes it hard for his dubbalo army to defend his company. Like bro this is not the first pseudo lesbian thing they’ve done and it’s genuinely out of place and pretty gross to gay bait in 2024. You can have a lesbian character or story no doubt, but playing it as a way to pop your incel fan base is cornball


shendooo

2 nominations for most disgusting promotional tactic of the year award in 1 night 👏


ItalyTonioTrussardi

mariah and mina get behind me they don't understand your game


InternationalFailure

Nothing wrong with women expressing their sexuality, but I feel sometimes that the purpose of AEWs women's division is to provide jerk off material to the m@rks in the audience


Ok-Salt4972

Esp because im pretty sure these two are straight.


PSmith4380

DAE watching AEW every week now?


bigmuffinluv

HLA is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS! #WomensRevolution


ArthurMorgon

HLA.


Graffix396

TK just throwing sh*t out there to see what sticks. Last night's Dynamite was a disaster. From Ospreay, Mercedes, the footage, and the FTR and Bucks scuffle was so sloppy.


arboldebolas

Can you believe the Fed shows booty of women wearing booty shorts????? Disgusting!!! Now THIS!!! THIS is high quality storytelling


DaveyMuldowney

Could you imagine the outrage if this happened on WWE TV?


dude_with_a_reddit-4

I mean, this help makes AEW watchable.


cmemcee

I like AEW now.


buc_nasty_69

ok fine ill watch Dynamite 


smokingace182

Literally trying this kinda shit to get viewers now 😂


Dorsal-fin-1986

I jerked alright


BahamianRhapsody

Probably the only good thing to come out of that show last night.


IcyAd964

This is divas era shit gotta do this to pop a rating huh?


Sad-Appeal976

Is this PorNXXXT?


milkomilkstar

HLA HLA


uncle_paul_harrghis

He wants AEW to be ECW so bad.


InjusticeSOTW

Daytime Emmy award winner huh?


Mr_Piddles

WTF, I love wrestling now.


[deleted]

Gotta pop those ratings, BrUv! Did you know Hunter was grinding on the bosses daughter?!


Cauliflower_Earlow

They're really getting desperate....


who987

What is this from????


TJMcConnellFanClub

UOENO type beat


Hummer77x

Restore the feeling


OrfeasDourvas

Wow I didn't know things got this bad


[deleted]

Maybe aew not so bad 


SlowReaction4

They really started a revolution lol.


abrospro

Is the glasses in her hand cgi?


OShaunesssy

I follow this girl on Instagram who watches wrestling and reacts to it. She was visible in her confusion and possible annoyance here.


Ok-Inevitable374

Real sports feel


El_Bistro

Mina is awesome. Fuck the haters.


katzrc

Vince Russo Bitchslap level shit


AVBforPrez

Is this from last night?


emiliaxrisella

This is the most "male gaze" lesbian fetishizing stuff I've seen. Why are people pretending AEW is the "progressive" company and the evil fed is ran by neocons and fascists when this shit is literally being shown on television **in 2024**.


DeadRabbit8813

This would’ve been some edgy shit in 2002.


Fabulous_Mode3952

Cues up Bischoff’s Hot Lesbian Action promos


[deleted]

The hypocrisy lmao


s_arrow24

Vince was spotted backstage…


BAF_DaWg82

Thatababy


PrettyInPInkDame

Y’all can hate all y’all want but my stardom lesbian ship kissed on live tv I’m happy. Maybe this will make Tony make a real tag womens division


ATrollByNoOtherName

Only thing that’s ever made me pay attention to AEW.


thereverendpuck

Less cringy than most of the episode.


Buckanater

I’ve always been a huge fan of HLA!


blankblank89

this but unironically.


CandaceJoeLigma

Is the Divas era back? Anyway, who are these two wrestlers? I don’t really keep up up with *all* the dumb shit that the dub does. SCJ is my primary source for premium dub content.


WhatAboutMoney

I got turned on so it's good :) /s


KellyKellyForHOF

Also, what's the difference between this and the Lyra/Tatum stuff? 🤔


MeijiHao

The difference is that the Lyra/Tatum stuff is actually 1) leading to a match that people want to see and 2) elevating a talent in Tatum


rycetlaz

Months of buildup and payoff. We got to see them go from complete strangers to besties. A better comparison would've been Trick\Lash, that one came ouutta nowhere.


Someningen

Lyra/Tatum isn't HLA and it's a one sided relationship to show Tatum is crazy.


Tomlyne

Lyra and Tatum weren't so blatantly sexualized, and they're telling an actual story that leads to viewers watching a wrestling match and being interested in the characters.