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Noriskhook3

This is such a dumb rumor. They bring Tama Tonga with his name but they want to change Jacob Fatu’s name, they can’t handle that there’s not much negative news about WWE like it was years ago. Bunch of weirdos.


OverallGeneral7129

I mean they did make the earth shattering change of Tanga Loa to Tonga Loa


Celticpenguin85

Wait... They're the same guy???


HarryHaywire

But did you see they want to call the tall guy Talla???? Even though his real name is Taula.


TJMcConnellFanClub

Everyone understands it’s just the Dub hater platforms that get all the interactions, true Sickos™️ know Fed is still bad


TW_Yellow78

Imagine if roman reigns was still called Leti


tytymctylerson

They were going to make Jacob cut his hair and wear an earring and be known as Spartacus.


Tesourinh0923

I heard they were going to put him in a tracksuit and call him sportacus


tytymctylerson

Vince wanted to cut it down to just Cus


lucashoodfromthehood

I wouldn't mind if Solo's Bloodline is the tracksuit mafia.


WeaponX33

I would say understanding this reference is the nerdiest moment of my life but I once overheard a couple nerds (unlike me cause I’m cool) have a conversation about the *Great Lakes Avengers* and I understood most of what they were saying.


tytymctylerson

We’re not like regular nerds we’re cool nerds


WeaponX33

For shizzle


tytymctylerson

![gif](giphy|r2BtghAUTmpP2)


fearlessdurant

At the rate that Feige went mad on giving everyone shows and movies, it's surprising we haven't gotten Great Lakes Avengers and Alpha Flight yet


tytymctylerson

Wtf is Great Lake Avengers? Are they fishing in Michigan or something in this one?


fearlessdurant

They're pretty much the J.O.B. Squad / bWo of Marvel superheroes. Their HQ is in Wisconsin.


SJSUMichael

Paul also wanted to make the Usos a pair of hunchbacks so they could never lose because their shoulders can’t be pinned, you see.


tytymctylerson

Ding dong


TW_Yellow78

Theres already a Roman


tytymctylerson

They didn’t hate tribal chiefs in Ancient Rome!


WowBobo88

DAE think Dijak could be a Ceasar?! It's so obvious. No, I dont want him in AEW, why do you ask?


1fingersalute

Man would totally blow the illusion of AEW so therefore has to be relegated to rampage. Can't have 6'7 people knocking about when you have 5'7 champions and still make it believable. Man's destined to go the way of Archer, Cass or anybody who's ever been in a gym if he goes there


jwt6577

Very few companies are punished for the things they don't do as much as the things that they do as WWE.


Cboz27586

Like an early trademark for Gunther Stark despite never using the Stark surname on TV ever or anywhere for that matter.


jjsefton

I lurk in a few comic book fan forums. I've seen 🤓 get r*eally *angry when they see/read u**nused **proposals for their favorite f~~antasy self inserts ~~characters. I'm talking "shout you down in a forum" angry. I used to manage a comic book shop. I've seen these dudes in real life. I think they give "in the bubble" wrestling fans a run for their money


jwt6577

You might be right, comic fans was the reason I changed it to "Very few"


jjsefton

I think hardcore wrestling, Star Wars and comic fans (especially the Marvel Zombies) are all in close competition for the top of my "avoid at all costs" list.


LezEatA-W

![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)


Reyatsu99

Anyway fuck fed!


Head_Evidence4553

I got a good laugh reading at the news saying Talla Tonga would be the name for Hikuleo. Reminds me of Top dolla dolla.


Cboz27586

His middle name is Taula so maybe they wanted to simplify it for the audience and go with Talla but it could be pronounced like Tally and not Tall.


Head_Evidence4553

Then it makes sense.


Cboz27586

This is from Dave after all and his track record ain't great lately. This could still be a name change for Solo. The story could be that he's now the Head of Roman's Empire, thus he demands to be called Caesar. I guess we find out after SD.


goodthing37

Yeah when I heard the name being floated, I assumed it’s a thing for Solo. I didn’t even realise the hivemind was crying about a Jacob Fatu name change. Either way, the important thing is Fed Bad and Ded.


Cboz27586

Sikoa is literally right there. Who else would it be for? Crazy sickos.


n8spear

How I feel after reading a rumor about a pitched idea that wasn’t done by the ded Fed: ![gif](giphy|xQz492gZVUoms)


cpres2029

Goated movie


thejoms

Togan togas for all. HAIL CESAR.


Better_Cattle4438

I think Caesar might be Zilla Fatu’s eventual name. He is less established than Jacob. It would not really hurt him to get a WWE name.


DipsCity

Samoan Together Strong!


jjsefton

This is a fan base that gets upset about their own fantasy booking. I remember seeing a guy put together a Wrestlemania card full of his personal Dream Matches©. The imaginary recap was filled with venomous asides like "Vince would never" and "I'm so angry. Vince won't Pull The Trigger© on this guy/gal in real life". Unreal.


ls_quizo

having foresight that something you trademarked is ass and not putting it on tv? dub could never. dae learning tree?


Det-Popcorn

Didn’t Dave also say pat mcafee was selling the Wyatt sicks angle when in reality a member of Pat’s family died?? Sorry for not taking anything from WON legit


Razzler1973

Worst thing to happen to smark blogging was 'the Fed have trademarked ...' They're still angry over a trademarked Steiner name they didn't use for Bron It SHOULD be this!!! REEEEEEE


cc12321

"Jacob Fatu was going to be called Ceasar Sikoa" Brought to you by the same man who broke the story of unmasking Kalisto and turning him into a gay hairstylist.


Neale90

Free Dijak!!! Also wtf? How did you drop the ball on Dijak , no wonder it is ded fed


TW_Yellow78

Its not even that bad of an idea as a suggestion since cesar would fit in theme of Roman and Roman empire. I can see why they didn't go through with it after austin Aries and Drew mcintyre got anointed the chosen ones.


Letmetellyoubrother

And it would have been fine


Awful_McBad

"JACOB UHHHH... I'M UUHHHH.... GONNA NEED UH... YOU TO CHANGE YOUR NAME TO UHHHH.... CESEAR... UHHH \*spits water\*" \*HHHimmler Theme plays\*


whutthepat

In my headcanon, Fed intentionally wants to publicize these trademarks for dirtsheets to feast on and then eventually change course.


KayCeeBayBeee

Are the people Fed Badding about this in the room with us right now?


TaylorsOnlyVersion

Seriously sometimes this sub will just make up shit to jerk. Nobody in that thread cares or thinks Dave is full of shit.


KayCeeBayBeee

and if you point it out, it’s bc you’re a Dub Shill lol


Permanentear3

This one is particularly egregious because there an actual thread next door, and the majority are fairly positive about the name and also have reasoned takes. There’s a few haters sure, but this is absolutely jerkers shadowboxing.


Most_Victory1661

Jake Roberts called Cody “Caesar” in how many promos ? Fed bad. Fed steals TK ideas.