I didn't follow the rule about "must have parent's permission," and my 10 year old ass was mowing the lawn all summer to work off that $22 phone call 😕
🤓 Mercedes, one of my favorites is coming back. I need you to Drop The Strap\*\*\* to her.
🌈 That doesn't work for me, nerd.
🤓 Wait-wait...(reaches into desk drawer) I have a whole lot of belts to choose from. What do you say to being AEW Women's Multi-Versal Lore Variableweight Champion?
🌈 I want 5 million to lose to Britt, up front.
🤓 DONE!
\*\*\*insider term
CEO and Brat Barker circle each other, the bell rings, Brat lies down and Tiny tells Moaney to pin her and throws the belt in the ring. I need this lol
She'll just moan. Tony'll be like this and rebook the match:
https://preview.redd.it/uywcn02tkh9d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd50f9aa517c784e5ff39802cb66d7feb451e422
Why does Eric Bischoff get near universal vitriol from the IWC at large for giving his performers creative control (or other reasons for that matter), and yet TK gets it from only about half the IWC?
Because they're convinced that the talent (and not the writing, booking and administration of a wrestling company) is what makes the product successful.
It's the same across all industries. You can have the best cocktail bartenders in the world. If the bar is run like shit, it's a shit bar.
If the history of professional wrestling has taught me anything, it's that talent having creative control always ends with business being done for the good of the company.
A lot of good feuds have Bayley in common. Surely the highly intelligent members of the IWC would have picked that up by now. Wait, Bayley doesn't do m'nipponese shoot fighting? DAE Sasha carried?
I think she’s pretty, but the more I look at her, the less pretty she becomes. Probably a personality thing. And her styling kills me… it’s like a clown mixed with a drag queen.
She doesn’t wear the right makeup nor use proper styling for her face/features. She has strong features which are very pretty, but doesn’t lend itself to the makeup looks she does.
Can you give me makeup advice sometime lol. I have no idea what I’m doing and I’m 41 years old…but I agree, I think you’re right about the way she does her makeup
In attempting to showcase the “wealth” of the ceo she instead looks like a party city costume of herself at times
The hair is maybe the bit I hat the most?
Pick 1 maybe 2 colours. Just have those. Stick with them so if you change it actually feels like something.
WWE were smart enough and actually able to present her in a way that's so perfect it hid her weaknesses and made people think she's the hottest thing that ever came out of 2015 NXT. When she got released, the smokes and mirrors were dropped and she exposed herself as her own biggest mark and fumbled her own hype so terribly that people found out how sloppy and dependent she truly is.
Same thing happened with Moxbrose
Liked him as Dean, then he became umm.. ‘fuckin deatmatch fucking badass’ who thinks he’s the next Terry Funk or Austin. Dude’s a total Mark for himself, and Tony just inflated his ego.
The hot dog cart style stuff is just orange Cassidy if he was good, and then he pissed that all away because brock wouldn’t let him self mutilate in front of 70k
You know, at the beginning, when he did the G1, in good shape and wrestling with shorts I was actually happy for him and hoping to see him doing good in nooj, then he went to AEW and it was downhill ever since
Tony seems to give out alot of creative control and freedom....so what happens when hes trying to put a program between two talents that both have creative control and both think that the ideas dont work for them brother?
Mercedes- Tony if I drop the belt to Britt it will decrease my value for my eventual WWE return.
Tony- I’ve never been in fear for my life at a wrestling show before.
Hey, as long as it’s not Tony’s creative control it’s better than anything he can come up with.
Mercedes knows the deal, she wasn’t going to be relegated to Rampage like Paige and every other shiny new toy was.
That doesn't work for me.. Biatch!!
Mercedes: "I am going to drop the title at All In, dude. Or maybe I won't. Who knows brother?!"
We'll see in about 5 months time how I'm feeling dude.
"Listen up brother, you want advice from the best then just call… ![gif](giphy|a1WSwOcteizUQ) The control can be yours, brother.”
I didn't follow the rule about "must have parent's permission," and my 10 year old ass was mowing the lawn all summer to work off that $22 phone call 😕
🤓 Mercedes, one of my favorites is coming back. I need you to Drop The Strap\*\*\* to her. 🌈 That doesn't work for me, nerd. 🤓 Wait-wait...(reaches into desk drawer) I have a whole lot of belts to choose from. What do you say to being AEW Women's Multi-Versal Lore Variableweight Champion? 🌈 I want 5 million to lose to Britt, up front. 🤓 DONE! \*\*\*insider term
👺"BOY YOU ARE RUINING US!! STOP SPENDING ALL OF MY MONIES!!"
The emojis chosen for this are 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
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I would pop huge if Tony pulls a Russo on her when she refuses to drop the belt.
He'd probably sputter halfway through his shoot promo\*\*\*\*, start crying-then apologize to her. 😂 \*\*\*insider term
CEO and Brat Barker circle each other, the bell rings, Brat lies down and Tiny tells Moaney to pin her and throws the belt in the ring. I need this lol
"I came back for the Abadons, I came back for Britt Baker, I came back for Mina's titties and every single woman in the Outcasts!"
She'll just moan. Tony'll be like this and rebook the match: https://preview.redd.it/uywcn02tkh9d1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd50f9aa517c784e5ff39802cb66d7feb451e422
Mercedes moan~e
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Why does Eric Bischoff get near universal vitriol from the IWC at large for giving his performers creative control (or other reasons for that matter), and yet TK gets it from only about half the IWC?
Because they're convinced that the talent (and not the writing, booking and administration of a wrestling company) is what makes the product successful. It's the same across all industries. You can have the best cocktail bartenders in the world. If the bar is run like shit, it's a shit bar.
If the history of professional wrestling has taught me anything, it's that talent having creative control always ends with business being done for the good of the company.
I will never understand the hype around this woman other than her looks
She had a really good feud with Bayley 9 years ago
A lot of good feuds have Bayley in common. Surely the highly intelligent members of the IWC would have picked that up by now. Wait, Bayley doesn't do m'nipponese shoot fighting? DAE Sasha carried?
She also had a great match with Becky the month before the feud with Bayley, which I think is better than the matches with Bayley, if I'm honest.
I think she’s pretty, but the more I look at her, the less pretty she becomes. Probably a personality thing. And her styling kills me… it’s like a clown mixed with a drag queen.
She doesn’t wear the right makeup nor use proper styling for her face/features. She has strong features which are very pretty, but doesn’t lend itself to the makeup looks she does.
Can you give me makeup advice sometime lol. I have no idea what I’m doing and I’m 41 years old…but I agree, I think you’re right about the way she does her makeup
In attempting to showcase the “wealth” of the ceo she instead looks like a party city costume of herself at times The hair is maybe the bit I hat the most? Pick 1 maybe 2 colours. Just have those. Stick with them so if you change it actually feels like something.
For me it’s the plastic surgery, she’s messing up her face
WWE were smart enough and actually able to present her in a way that's so perfect it hid her weaknesses and made people think she's the hottest thing that ever came out of 2015 NXT. When she got released, the smokes and mirrors were dropped and she exposed herself as her own biggest mark and fumbled her own hype so terribly that people found out how sloppy and dependent she truly is.
Same thing happened with Moxbrose Liked him as Dean, then he became umm.. ‘fuckin deatmatch fucking badass’ who thinks he’s the next Terry Funk or Austin. Dude’s a total Mark for himself, and Tony just inflated his ego.
The hot dog cart style stuff is just orange Cassidy if he was good, and then he pissed that all away because brock wouldn’t let him self mutilate in front of 70k
You know, at the beginning, when he did the G1, in good shape and wrestling with shorts I was actually happy for him and hoping to see him doing good in nooj, then he went to AEW and it was downhill ever since
Be careful there buddy. Sasha stans are gonna whine that you are bullying their favourite cinnamon roll and say you’re weird for not liking her
ummm anyone else getting racist/sexist undertones from this comment criticizing sasha?
I never realised just how much I hated Sasha's signature pose until they showed four of them in a row. As far as poses goes, it's pretty lame.
“That doesn’t work for me brother.”
Tony seems to give out alot of creative control and freedom....so what happens when hes trying to put a program between two talents that both have creative control and both think that the ideas dont work for them brother?
He'll just pull out a couple new belts from the drawer and make both world heavymarks champions
Huh, that actually goes well with the video.
Tiny guitar solo: "Britt Baker sucks, Britt Baker sucks... Britt Baker sucks, Britt Baker sucks."
Britt Baker no selling a powerbomb through thumbtacks lives rent free in my mind lol
Ok, but...she hasn't done anything creative?
Didnt you hear how many times Mone said "CEO"??? How could it get it better than that???
Mercedes- Tony if I drop the belt to Britt it will decrease my value for my eventual WWE return. Tony- I’ve never been in fear for my life at a wrestling show before.
then sasha chokes out the entire elite
She didn’t sign an NDA for anything she did
As if she'll still be appearing on TV in 5 months
BANGER (the theme)
Hey, as long as it’s not Tony’s creative control it’s better than anything he can come up with. Mercedes knows the deal, she wasn’t going to be relegated to Rampage like Paige and every other shiny new toy was.
Mercedes keeping that suicide girl vibe going long past expiration.
# Fingerpoke of Sicko ...oops i mean Doom
Crying on the floor of the private jet.