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_The_SCP_Foundation_

Why is HE out?


northernkek

The pestilence is everywhere. Even in your public schools.


_The_SCP_Foundation_

Ours? You mean yours?


Project_Astro

AYO HELLO SCP FOUNDATION


ChildrenDontRun

I thought it was your job to keep people from having sex with 049


_The_SCP_Foundation_

It is. Oh, right. The GOC and CI teamed up and clowned on us last week


ChildrenDontRun

Btw, tell your S-16 units to not leave their cards out, thanks for that 


_The_SCP_Foundation_

We already did


shadowbonniesfm

Was so was so bad it making me regrette not having à clown nose and wig to put on one of your security staff


RevolutionaryTap4461

RUN BROTHER DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU I'LL HOLD THEM OFF


_The_SCP_Foundation_

Try it. We dare you


RevolutionaryTap4461

SHIT BOYS THEY'RE ON TWO ME I GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THEY PUT ME IN A BOX


MuffinOfChaos

That kid is gonna get so many girls into him when he gets older. Girls love plague doctors


Arquero8

Not again..... -Agent G


Logical-Chaos-154

Needs a rat plushie.


Slow_Bad8992

Agreed


Comfortable_Sea_91

Ok, in all seriousness, this is like one of the few actually correct answers to what to wear to a medieval day. This kid is gonna be set for life as long as he continues to as cool as this.


secrets_kept_hidden

If only there was an r/plaguedoctor.


Haunting_Many_1465

Don't worry, I'm sure it's fine. We just need to make sure he gets a proper medical degree... And to make sure he doesn't follow in his dad's, footsteps in any way shape or form.


Significant_Elk_6222

Hes gonna heal the pestilence of his classmates


Kiryu_Unit-01

Unironically coolest kid in school, hard to beat a good ol’ plague doctor.


Youraverageplaugedoc

Fuck yea


Kitten202010

I mean he is a medieval person


Aggravating-Chip-710

Who let the kid out?


Random_Randomnes

Oh that? That's just SCP-049-J


hellprince59

Respect, also the kid is fine and that’s not his kid he can’t have any trust me I’ve tried 30 times🤣