This reminds of baking with my children when they where very little. We would place everything on the pan but I discretely tossed it because it was too gross to ingest. She's never heard of flour? She doesn't know what she's doing and it's so embarrassing. There are thousands of YouTube videos that demonstrate everything you can imagine really well.
I know. I can't bake for shit but I remember watching my Gran and great aunt making dumplings, biscuits, pie crusts, etc. They never looked like a 5 year old playing in a pig pen.
And their hair damn sure wasn't hanging in, over or even near the food.
All I can think of is all the many places on social media one can very easily find free, short, authentically Italian pasta recipes/tutorials about. No one needs Meghan ‘Jack of all trades, and master of NONE’ Narckle to teach them how to cook anything… especially not when she thinks cooking a basic af roast chicken is somehow impressive.
I believe in seeing the best in everything I can. Like yesterday I had many stitches removed and am well pain managed at the moment. So many here were so kind wishing me well!
And likely because of that pain mgmt
I read what you wrote as
*"no one needs MEGA 'jack of all trades,master of none' narkle ....
And I laughed for 5 minutes straight because I thought you were decreeing her MEGA and I pictures a Godzilla situation breaking out in Monticito.
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Oh no, I hope you take it easy and make a speedy recovery, Jen! ❤️
Lol and good lord… Harry is going to need to severely up his plate budget if a Megodzilla issue flares up!
This. Talks a whole bunch of bs about manners, manners, manners, yet can’t even be bothered to stay neat in the kitchen.
She gives off the vibe of a fake af home cook monetising fake cooking for the gram who doesn’t actually cook often, but in reality uses her $$$$ personal chef/takeout as a permanent crutch.
Yes, omg, she’s so f’ing dumb to not realize she has to put her hair up! I wouldn’t eat anything coming from her kitchen, I doubt she even has basic hygiene skills. Unwashed hands, no gloves, hair hanging over the food, maybe a little bit of spittle or snot making its way out, touching her hair and face then putting them right back in the food. YUCK. Does Meghan Markle have ANY skills besides being on her knees?
What a laugh if recipients of her jam were to see the attention she places on hygiene!
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GAH! I know! I hate it when they do that on Bake Off--the long strands plastered to their sweat-sticky faces. All I can think of is biting into a biscuit and getting a big, long, black hair in my mouth!
Wow, don't do this again, I nearly had a not so beautiful heart attack. I thought it was her pilot episode streamed on Patreon, meaning that every streaming platform like Nfx or Paramount made it officially clear they rejected it.
Do we know how many minutes or hours she recorded for the Tig (edit: if this is from a video)? Patreon means she signed no deal with whatever platform or network existed then, but it doesn't mean the fundraising (I guess this is why Patreon) was successful. Don't remember if Bower ever commented on this.
Her hair management is quite poor but I'm surprised that the photos look decently nice - I can't judge the videos. Real ingredients, real table, real hands, real effort, real dirt. If this is what she was passionate about, she should have delved into it, maybe it would have been successful enough. Alas...
My mom and grandmother were terrific at baking and I never saw that kind of mess with the dough whether it was pie or bread dough. That said I don;t bake so perhaps some types of dough handle differently. To my mind it looks preformative, that in her mind the mess made it look more authentic.
Oh, I do agree that the dough looks like chaos from Hell, but at least there's something to work on. I just could't remember Meghan *doing* something in the recent years, so this post was quite a shock
>that in her mind the mess made it look more authentic
oh, nicely observed
That dough is far too wet to be stretched. She either needs to work it more to bring it together or add a bit more flour. Hair ties are a must in the kitchen if your hair is long enough.
No idea what it's supposed to be. You don't "stretch" or want to overwork biscuit dough or pie crust, which is what this looks like (only too wet, as an above Sinner pointed out). Judging from the ingredients in the background and the description... pizza dough? But this is not that.
Color my pastry chef self stumped.
But, but... Her first job was in a doughnut shop at age 14. They don't remember her, and they never hired anyone under 16, but Madam said she had to do it to help her dad make ends meet, so it must be true! /s
I can't even cook my own dinner without putting my hair up. It's the first thing I do in the cooking process. "Right, gotta cook dinner. Where's a hairband?" I can't imagine leaving it down for guests and running that risk. Gross. Gross. Gross.
"Put your back into it!" She's old enough to remember before Viagra, when handjobs on wealthy old guys was a lot more work. The spanish moss hairdo is bouncing in the food. Ew.
I hold a food safety certificate, and this is against every thing they tell you not to do. She wouldn’t pass that test if you frickin gave her the answers, if that picture is any indication of how she preps her food 🤢
She must be a sweaty person, the way she keeps her arms locked into her side at all times gives me the idea she’s used to trying to hide pit stains. It’s so awkward how she moves.
Man, that looks unsanitary. Butcher block is notorious for harboring bacteria, her nails look long and unsanitary, she’s breathing all over it. I’m gonna pass on that jam, and anything else she cooks up.
Omg the hair 🤮 Even when cooking/baking for my own family I put my hair up. You should never make food that winds up with one of your hairs in it. She's so gross 🤢
Wasn’t she hoping to become a celebrity chef before when she’s was married to that other dude? & so she attempts to up her status by marrying a prince, tries to become a big deal in Hollywood only to end up trying to become a celebrity chef again😆
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You don’t like a side of hair with your dinner? 🤢
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Side of split ends with your smoked fish?
Damned if her hands don't look like a chicken's feet. 😂😂😂
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The hair is so bloody gross. I'm not a baker but my mom and my grandmother were great at baking and I never saw dough smeared over their hands like that. Whenever they kneaded dough they floured their hands. Perhaps it was the type of dough so I'd love to know what sinners who bake make of this performance.
For shortcrust you need the fingers of angels and barely touch it otherwise it will be chewy and tough. So that rules that out on many grounds, not least the angelic fingers.
I think it might be pasta (unfortunately). The nonnas from Pasta Grannies on YouTube would be having harsh words about the technique but also the apparent lack of cleanliness.
This is very true. One of my grannies is a dreadful cook. Really awful. Every bit of meat tastes like shoe leather. She’s probably started the Christmas turnip already. But she’s a fantastic baker, and always says not to handle it too much. Fingers of angels is spot on.
The hair. So unhygienic. Pity the poor souls who have to taste the end product and make faces about how yummy it is while suppressing their gag reflex.
Get your hair out of the dough, Meghan.
Seriously, can she do anything normal? Like why are her fingers so crusty?
Good luck with that cooking show nobody will watch.
Eww. Now I’m really hoping that her cooking show never gets made or seen, even if it’s just a preview.
By the way, does anybody else have a pet peeve with long hair not tied back or up around food?
I have long hair and whenever I’m cooking and/or eating my hair is tied back unfortunately my sister doesn’t tied her hair back even if we’re eating spaghetti and it drives me nuts.
Just what i wanted -- bread with fingernail scum, sneeze spittle, split ends caked w/ hair oil and bronzer flakes. (BTW: many top chefs and bakers have strict rules on nail length, hair hidden and face masks.) Th e only thing Megsisnuts puts her back into is a bed or yacht. The only thing she spreads is her chicken legs
The bottom line is it doesn't matter what this train wreck does it will fail....you have to be liked/ loved by people ,your fans, for a lifestyle brand to work and unfortunately for markle she is literally hated worldwide I mean seriously what is she thinking?????? Absolutely dillusional in every way!!!!
Narcissists live in a world of delusion, they will never face reality. Anyone who contradicts their fake reality is enemy number one to the Narcissist. That's why she has a pile of discarded bodies in her wake, the unbelievers.
Personally I can’t wait to pick strands of hair out of a cobbled together toast thing…yum🤢
Just look at the pair of them - seriously - IMO H&M just look dirty, unkempt and drug-raddled.
I am here 🍿🍿🍿for Fuckwit’s WITNESS STATEMENT
Better call Saul🤣
The pair of them are always clatty looking. Manky as f*ck. If they are too lazy to be bothered bathing or showering, there’s a pool and a hot tub right there! Give yourselves a dip. It’s like they’re allergic to water.
Gross. In a photo she released at the time the strawberry jam was introduced, she was standing at a counter topped with sliced strawberries. Her hair was down, she had a knife in one hand and a finger or two touching her lips. Even if the pic wasn't meant to show her actually working on the jam, it still brought up icky, unsanitary thoughts. She's gross and she's too ignorant to realize it.
Just remembered she was in a serious relationship (cohabitating?) with a chef! No way she would have prepared or cooked food in front of him without being told to put her hair in a ponytail.
I love the bit that says “put your back into it”. Really? Has she ever, ever put her back into it? To work? To earn a living? What a stupid person. Disgusting. Go do some voluntary work somewhere and see what the real world is all about.
Eww it would turn me off the food knowing where she's been, what she stands for. It's like different to watching a sweet Nigella Lawson cooking. The personality counts alot with cooking shows.
Put your back in it more like stick your hair in it, her hair looks dirty so I assume the rest of her is she probably been smoking with those unwashed hands and I can't even bring myself to think about where they have been. I'm not sure if I wanna slide to photo number 2
That crumbly dough is killing me. Needs more flour. Also, she doesn't look like she knows how to knead. Just use a bread making machine like any sensible home cook to idiot-proof the process.
All I can think of it how much hair is in the crap and did she wash her hands? Knowing where her fingers go omg yuk If and that is a big if there kids god help them if she is cooking them food. I rather watch paint dry than her trying to cook. Even worse she will be talking as well.
GURL that's not how you handle dough. I've seen enough expert doing it and seen enough amateurish attempts from my sister. And THAT HANDS shows us Meghan is someone who never cook. Ever.
All I can think of is UGH!!!!!
I came to write ewwwww. There are no other words.
Ick
Gag too
Yes. Gross.
Unsanitary and totally grody.
This reminds of baking with my children when they where very little. We would place everything on the pan but I discretely tossed it because it was too gross to ingest. She's never heard of flour? She doesn't know what she's doing and it's so embarrassing. There are thousands of YouTube videos that demonstrate everything you can imagine really well.
I know. I can't bake for shit but I remember watching my Gran and great aunt making dumplings, biscuits, pie crusts, etc. They never looked like a 5 year old playing in a pig pen. And their hair damn sure wasn't hanging in, over or even near the food.
All I can think of is all the many places on social media one can very easily find free, short, authentically Italian pasta recipes/tutorials about. No one needs Meghan ‘Jack of all trades, and master of NONE’ Narckle to teach them how to cook anything… especially not when she thinks cooking a basic af roast chicken is somehow impressive.
I believe in seeing the best in everything I can. Like yesterday I had many stitches removed and am well pain managed at the moment. So many here were so kind wishing me well! And likely because of that pain mgmt I read what you wrote as *"no one needs MEGA 'jack of all trades,master of none' narkle .... And I laughed for 5 minutes straight because I thought you were decreeing her MEGA and I pictures a Godzilla situation breaking out in Monticito. 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Oh no, I hope you take it easy and make a speedy recovery, Jen! ❤️ Lol and good lord… Harry is going to need to severely up his plate budget if a Megodzilla issue flares up!
I hope you get better soon!!
Thank you kindly. It really has been so nice and a reminder of how the intrwebz CAN be a good place 🤗
Ahh but she puts a thyme sprig on it! Makes it fine cuisine!!
"Some gross skank touching food..." Yeah, hard pass.
You must mean a piece of non fancy toast.
Exactly!
Put you back into it? She must be referring her yacht days?
LOL!
At least Paris doesn't take herself too seriously and her vapidness is on brand. She's also moderately entertaining.
ewwww ewwww ewwww HAIR everywhere!??? she’s just gross.
That was my first reaction. HAIR!!!!
And not even glossy hair. Her hair looks like she hasn’t washed it in months.
Money is tight around the Olive garden right now so Meagain is only sending her weave extensions out to be dry cleaned every other month.
And she is always touching her hair. That ducking stringy nasty hair and those tendrils. Good god
She's disgusting. The woman doesn't seem to know the basic rules of hygiene and etiquette.
This. Talks a whole bunch of bs about manners, manners, manners, yet can’t even be bothered to stay neat in the kitchen. She gives off the vibe of a fake af home cook monetising fake cooking for the gram who doesn’t actually cook often, but in reality uses her $$$$ personal chef/takeout as a permanent crutch.
Right! Nasty! 🤢
#Nasty skank touching food. Hard no!
Yikes on blast! Botulism, ptomaine poisoning, salmonella, listeria, and e coli rapidly danced across my brain. Cringe worthy 🤮!
Yes, omg, she’s so f’ing dumb to not realize she has to put her hair up! I wouldn’t eat anything coming from her kitchen, I doubt she even has basic hygiene skills. Unwashed hands, no gloves, hair hanging over the food, maybe a little bit of spittle or snot making its way out, touching her hair and face then putting them right back in the food. YUCK. Does Meghan Markle have ANY skills besides being on her knees?
What a laugh if recipients of her jam were to see the attention she places on hygiene! https://preview.redd.it/n55m3wp26m9d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=4888be7350150bf0052d71a33cd8becd486979df
The thought made me gag, ugh.
#Wash your hands! And the rest!
And the talons. Imagine what's wedged under those nails. Actually, don't 🤢
Ginger short n curleys most likely.
#Some gross skank touching food.... Yeah hard pass....
OMG the hair! Are you kidding me?!?!
I don’t care if it’s Meghan or Giada de Laurentiis or the Pioneer Woman, I can’t stand watching people cook with long hair just hanging over the food.
Me neither. It’s repulsive.
Agree. And I got long hair
GAH! I know! I hate it when they do that on Bake Off--the long strands plastered to their sweat-sticky faces. All I can think of is biting into a biscuit and getting a big, long, black hair in my mouth!
Same here! And as someone who gets really hot when I'm cooking, I honestly can't imagine how they'd even WANT their hair like that.
Where is this from?? The second pic her hair is literally almost dragging through the dough.
The tig.
Oh thank goodness. I thought this might be a teaser from ARO-chef.
Wow, don't do this again, I nearly had a not so beautiful heart attack. I thought it was her pilot episode streamed on Patreon, meaning that every streaming platform like Nfx or Paramount made it officially clear they rejected it. Do we know how many minutes or hours she recorded for the Tig (edit: if this is from a video)? Patreon means she signed no deal with whatever platform or network existed then, but it doesn't mean the fundraising (I guess this is why Patreon) was successful. Don't remember if Bower ever commented on this. Her hair management is quite poor but I'm surprised that the photos look decently nice - I can't judge the videos. Real ingredients, real table, real hands, real effort, real dirt. If this is what she was passionate about, she should have delved into it, maybe it would have been successful enough. Alas...
My mom and grandmother were terrific at baking and I never saw that kind of mess with the dough whether it was pie or bread dough. That said I don;t bake so perhaps some types of dough handle differently. To my mind it looks preformative, that in her mind the mess made it look more authentic.
Oh, I do agree that the dough looks like chaos from Hell, but at least there's something to work on. I just could't remember Meghan *doing* something in the recent years, so this post was quite a shock >that in her mind the mess made it look more authentic oh, nicely observed
The tig days
She is SO gross!
That dough is far too wet to be stretched. She either needs to work it more to bring it together or add a bit more flour. Hair ties are a must in the kitchen if your hair is long enough.
She'll cut away from it, and when the camera is back, it will have miraculously transformed (by someone who actually knows what they're doing).
How does she manage to be so inept at every damn thing
Sadim touch!
Mierdas. 💩💩💩
No idea what it's supposed to be. You don't "stretch" or want to overwork biscuit dough or pie crust, which is what this looks like (only too wet, as an above Sinner pointed out). Judging from the ingredients in the background and the description... pizza dough? But this is not that. Color my pastry chef self stumped.
Given the reference to “bite” I guessed pasta. But it’s looking mighty wet and sloppy for pasta.
Lol, pasta dough didn't even cross my mind! Whatever that is doesn't even resemble pasta dough🤣
And a hair net
Was just coming to say this! That dough is a mess and if she can’t see that, she doesn’t know a thing about dough!
That's also my first thought about the dough. 😬
Yup, it's sticking all over her bench.
Health dept would shut it down!
What is this from? This looks horrendous.
One of those items you’d politely pass on
Exactly. Megvil 😈 certainly never worked in food service at any level, scut work to top chef. Cover your hair woman!
But, but... Her first job was in a doughnut shop at age 14. They don't remember her, and they never hired anyone under 16, but Madam said she had to do it to help her dad make ends meet, so it must be true! /s
This is totally stupid. She's making a mess with that dough and she's more interested in photographing that mop on her head.
Dragging her hair all over the dough. Ughhhh 🤮🤮
Wigs, bronzer, faux teeth and pasties for boobs......and she thinks she's simply delicious in the kitchen. This is lunacy.
Why does she have dough all over her hands, fingers, counter🤮 And that hair🤮
Where's Misan the Nissan when you need him?
I guess maybe smoking a doobie with Doria?
She really is! She doesn’t know how to knead.
Put your back into it she says. What a goof.
I can't even cook my own dinner without putting my hair up. It's the first thing I do in the cooking process. "Right, gotta cook dinner. Where's a hairband?" I can't imagine leaving it down for guests and running that risk. Gross. Gross. Gross.
My hair is only chin length - I still tie it back, or wear a bandana or beanie when I'm cooking. How would this not be annoying?
"Put your back into it!" She's old enough to remember before Viagra, when handjobs on wealthy old guys was a lot more work. The spanish moss hairdo is bouncing in the food. Ew.
I’ll give you the prize 🏆. You win the internet today! Congratulations 🎉
This is close to winning the internet today. Such truth; such snark.
That stringy, greasy hair needs to be tied back. She is revolting.
Who doesn't love a hair or two in their dough? Come on, guys! /s
Meghans just sharing a little bit of herself with everyone by giving them some hair. Maybe we can have it dna tested against A & L’s dna.
"YOU get some hair! And YOU get some hair!" a la Oprah car giveaway
It’s not her hair so…never mind.
You are right 🤣🤣
It’s not her hair so…🤭
I think that hair would come related to Mr. Ed. I guess she likes her hair and her teeth to match. 🤷♀️
Every sweet treat comes with a gratis flossing!
🤣🤣🤣
I never even remember we kids getting it in our Playdough 😆
I hold a food safety certificate, and this is against every thing they tell you not to do. She wouldn’t pass that test if you frickin gave her the answers, if that picture is any indication of how she preps her food 🤢
Since Meghan is Duchess now, she most likely employees a chef. She’s too busy working on her brand to do mundane things like cook.
Happy Cake Day!🎂🥂 
She has no cooking skills, as the photos prove.
She must be a sweaty person, the way she keeps her arms locked into her side at all times gives me the idea she’s used to trying to hide pit stains. It’s so awkward how she moves.
Guys, it is not even real hair, it is like nylon
Man, that looks unsanitary. Butcher block is notorious for harboring bacteria, her nails look long and unsanitary, she’s breathing all over it. I’m gonna pass on that jam, and anything else she cooks up.
Omg the hair 🤮 Even when cooking/baking for my own family I put my hair up. You should never make food that winds up with one of your hairs in it. She's so gross 🤢
That’s someone who has never done that before. But the ratty hair all over the food is giving me such ick vibes that I feel queasy.
Wasn’t she hoping to become a celebrity chef before when she’s was married to that other dude? & so she attempts to up her status by marrying a prince, tries to become a big deal in Hollywood only to end up trying to become a celebrity chef again😆
https://preview.redd.it/wx8k2l1ell9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb2b403350cec7caf2ad96cac687dc1667494bb You don’t like a side of hair with your dinner? 🤢
What better than a side o' hair with Campylobacter chicken salad?
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Is that strawberry jam under the window?
The hair in the dough just tells us so much about her.
Right?!
I cannot with the hair. This is why I detest potlucks 😆
She is the person at the family reunion that my mama told me to stay away from what they cooked. 😬
Was she raised in a barn? It’s so gross how her hair is in the food. Is she dumb?
Damned if her hands don't look like a chicken's feet. 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/bg3a4xb3rl9d1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a02ab61c063bb7c347581615421e8aca0180eb7
The hair is so bloody gross. I'm not a baker but my mom and my grandmother were great at baking and I never saw dough smeared over their hands like that. Whenever they kneaded dough they floured their hands. Perhaps it was the type of dough so I'd love to know what sinners who bake make of this performance.
For shortcrust you need the fingers of angels and barely touch it otherwise it will be chewy and tough. So that rules that out on many grounds, not least the angelic fingers. I think it might be pasta (unfortunately). The nonnas from Pasta Grannies on YouTube would be having harsh words about the technique but also the apparent lack of cleanliness.
This is very true. One of my grannies is a dreadful cook. Really awful. Every bit of meat tastes like shoe leather. She’s probably started the Christmas turnip already. But she’s a fantastic baker, and always says not to handle it too much. Fingers of angels is spot on.
The hair. So unhygienic. Pity the poor souls who have to taste the end product and make faces about how yummy it is while suppressing their gag reflex.
1. Hair. 2. Too much to do on her hands indicates she has no idea what the hell she’s doing.
Awww she is giving a sweet nod to Catherine with that striped Breton style shirt /s
Eeewwwww 
Get your hair out of the dough, Meghan. Seriously, can she do anything normal? Like why are her fingers so crusty? Good luck with that cooking show nobody will watch.
Eww. Now I’m really hoping that her cooking show never gets made or seen, even if it’s just a preview. By the way, does anybody else have a pet peeve with long hair not tied back or up around food? I have long hair and whenever I’m cooking and/or eating my hair is tied back unfortunately my sister doesn’t tied her hair back even if we’re eating spaghetti and it drives me nuts.
Nothing more delicious than taking a bite of food with a long hair in it
A long hair from a horse tail.
Neigh 🐴
In her mind if you don't have a secret sauce, a long hair of hers is the best next thing.
She nasty.
All that hair ready to fall onto the surface where the dough is! Ick!
In addition to the hands, her hair all hovering over the food 🤢 I hope whatever she is making isn’t going to be fed to actual humans.
Maybe she’s making the dough for the dog biscuits
Right?! She's disgusting!
I can't wait for her Nigella Lawsonesque breathy sexy innuendo moments, toe curling cringe. （ ͜•人 ͜•）
Pssst... your headlights are on...
Why thank you for noticing... https://preview.redd.it/7rjexc9vpl9d1.png?width=295&format=png&auto=webp&s=13dcc142ddd1b1e463e51a5e8b557cd2be97ec11
Rank
I don’t even make toast until I’ve tied my hair back and washed my hands. If I don’t do that there’s a hair in my lunch guaranteed.
Those fingers have been up Harold’s anus.
Just what i wanted -- bread with fingernail scum, sneeze spittle, split ends caked w/ hair oil and bronzer flakes. (BTW: many top chefs and bakers have strict rules on nail length, hair hidden and face masks.) Th e only thing Megsisnuts puts her back into is a bed or yacht. The only thing she spreads is her chicken legs
She's just bringing a new dimension to "angel hair" pasta.
Devil hair pasta.
Capelli di diablo - perfect for her special version of pasta puttanesca (whore’s pasta).
Everything she does is a fail. When was this, when she was Maltese?
So she wanted to be royalty when dating a chef and now wants to be a chef when married to royalty.
[удалено]
I’ll pass. 🤢
Pastry pubes yucky 🤮
The bottom line is it doesn't matter what this train wreck does it will fail....you have to be liked/ loved by people ,your fans, for a lifestyle brand to work and unfortunately for markle she is literally hated worldwide I mean seriously what is she thinking?????? Absolutely dillusional in every way!!!!
Narcissists live in a world of delusion, they will never face reality. Anyone who contradicts their fake reality is enemy number one to the Narcissist. That's why she has a pile of discarded bodies in her wake, the unbelievers.
Personally I can’t wait to pick strands of hair out of a cobbled together toast thing…yum🤢 Just look at the pair of them - seriously - IMO H&M just look dirty, unkempt and drug-raddled. I am here 🍿🍿🍿for Fuckwit’s WITNESS STATEMENT Better call Saul🤣
The pair of them are always clatty looking. Manky as f*ck. If they are too lazy to be bothered bathing or showering, there’s a pool and a hot tub right there! Give yourselves a dip. It’s like they’re allergic to water.
She has no idea what she is doing, her her should be tied back and what is she trying to do
I'd rather watch paint dry.
pretty much how she treats Harry...
Gross. In a photo she released at the time the strawberry jam was introduced, she was standing at a counter topped with sliced strawberries. Her hair was down, she had a knife in one hand and a finger or two touching her lips. Even if the pic wasn't meant to show her actually working on the jam, it still brought up icky, unsanitary thoughts. She's gross and she's too ignorant to realize it. Just remembered she was in a serious relationship (cohabitating?) with a chef! No way she would have prepared or cooked food in front of him without being told to put her hair in a ponytail.
If that is pasta dough, she’s doing it wrong. It looks gross. And that hair! It needs the be tied back, having it be clean would be nice🤢
My reaction to any assertion that Sweaty Scrotum Dome prince harry is attractive or ever was 🤢🤮
Cooking 101: keep your hair away from the food!! 🤢
Her wig is going to be all in that food. Gross.
Oh, hell no. Not in a 1000 years. I do not want someone's body juice from under her fingernails in my food.
I love the bit that says “put your back into it”. Really? Has she ever, ever put her back into it? To work? To earn a living? What a stupid person. Disgusting. Go do some voluntary work somewhere and see what the real world is all about.
The only thing she put her back into was snagging Harold.
While on her back
For me it’s “stretch the dough for that perfect bite”. …are you biting the dough? What a weird thing to write that makes no sense.
I’d rather go to the stake.
Nobody wants your hair in their food, Meghan. One time I found a cigarette butt in my chili. I’d rather find that than a piece of hair, any day.
Is this a joke?????
Eww it would turn me off the food knowing where she's been, what she stands for. It's like different to watching a sweet Nigella Lawson cooking. The personality counts alot with cooking shows.
“Fingers which have been to many dark places” 😂
Boring with a capital B, does the world need another cooking show
Maybe Lolo was making jugged hair?
Her hair! It must be part of the recipe .🤢
Nope nope and ewwwwww
Put your back in it more like stick your hair in it, her hair looks dirty so I assume the rest of her is she probably been smoking with those unwashed hands and I can't even bring myself to think about where they have been. I'm not sure if I wanna slide to photo number 2
not even a ponytail?????????????????
what is she even doing?
Gross
That crumbly dough is killing me. Needs more flour. Also, she doesn't look like she knows how to knead. Just use a bread making machine like any sensible home cook to idiot-proof the process.
Hair and no gloves kneading the dough for a cooking show. Just really disgusting cooking habits. No bueno.
All I can think of it how much hair is in the crap and did she wash her hands? Knowing where her fingers go omg yuk If and that is a big if there kids god help them if she is cooking them food. I rather watch paint dry than her trying to cook. Even worse she will be talking as well.
Her hair is hanging down into the food. Not a chance.
This woman is NAASTYYY!
GURL that's not how you handle dough. I've seen enough expert doing it and seen enough amateurish attempts from my sister. And THAT HANDS shows us Meghan is someone who never cook. Ever.
Really gross!
You can bet your bottom dollar there's going to be a hair in that dough once it's baked.
Her hair is TOUCHING THE FOOD! 😳🤢🤮
Why doesn't she just put her hair in it and get it over with
Is this pic supposed to make anyone more interested in Another Rip Off or the upcoming Netflix debacle?
Exactly what kind of dough is this supposed to be?
Where are these images from? Is this actually from her cooking show pilot?
It looks like a clip from a horror movie for some reason. It’s like she’s taking out her narc rage on that poor dough!
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk