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Dependent-Aside-9750

I think the article about them was shared, but yeah... This is not a flattering look. Lol. The artist gave him penis nose.


Marmite_L0ver

Dang - I thought I was onto something, lol! Yeah, if I didn't know who they were meant to be, I'd never have guessed, especially with MM looking like she's after a part in the next Avatar movie!


Evilvieh

The artist really caught Harry's eyes - two blue marbles in a bucket of blood.


MamaTalista

Two piss holes in a snowbank one might say.


_rainsong_

Thank you for sharing! I hadn’t seen Haz’s portrait, only Rachel’s. This is hilarious 😆


Pristine_Finger_7031

Perhaps he should use some special todger cream on his nose.


DamyuKidds

No artistic license taken there, it is eerily accurate.


HorneyHarpy82

Well, Henrold is a d!(khead.


FaroukdeChennau

😂😂😂 well he is dick head!


WhoAmI1138

Well, he is a dick head…


Latter_Item439

I can't unsee it now 😳 lmao 


HarrysImplants

Looks like he painted who they are on the inside. Should've been even uglier though.


C-La-Canth

The more I study these, the more I like them. The artist has managed to transfer their shrunken souls to their outside. Harry looks dull and unintelligent, with his slack jaw and bloodshot, close-set eyes. His costume is reminiscent of robes from the Tudor (Henry VIII) period (but I'm not sure about the beret; it looks more like a lid to a pot.) Meghan looks cold (literally; I love the blue skin tone) and arrogant. Her face exudes tension and suspicion, with no hint of humor or joy. The head garb reminds me of a Spanish mantilla, but those are worn to represent a woman's humility and modesty, of which our Saint has none. I would dearly love to share a bottle of wine with the artist and learn more about the message he is sending with these peculiar yet striking images.


Smokey_Ruby

I really like them too, the style kind of reminds me of VanGogh. I know nothing about art, but I like these. But I also like the King Charles red portrait, 🤷🏻‍♀️. I might need to journey down a rabbit hole.


SusieM2019

I love how he got Harry's bloated red cheeks from too much drinking, LOL!


Shackleton_F

That vampiric corpse bride look never tires. Make-up straight out of the undertaker’s parlour.


Deep_Poem_55

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ScoogyShoes

Mr. Hall did a fine job. His work in realism is extraordinary. Notice the folds of Harry's downy white chin flesh, flecked with spittle and hate? The off-green tone of Meghan's bronzer? PLUS, bonus! We now have a record of her original nose. They're fabulous.


Whole-Beginning3927

I'm seeing village idiot and ice queen--seems about right.


catlogic42

That nose is from several noses ago.


EleFacCafele

The artist painted Megsy as white woman. No Bronzer, race card et al. She looks merely like a white corpse, no life and humanity.


palebluedot365

Good portraits capture the soul of a person. I think these are pretty accurate.


kaycollins27

He looks like one of John Wayne Gacy’s clowns. She looks downright creepy.


JJFunky

I like the one of Haz. Just do as I can see the likeness. Now for Madam, he got her neck muscles 100 percent. The image looks more like Wallis to me. The best part is the title, White Queen. Love that.


ContentPineapple3330

I really feel like he captured their likeness!


rubyred1128

She looks like a corpse.


lastlemming-pip

They are actually kinda hilarious in a pastiche sort of way. Harry self-portrait as a bad Van Gogh & Megs as an early bad Picasso. Very *infradig.*


MidnightSpell

best description! ⭐️⭐️⭐️


Adventurous-Yard-905

She looks like Ursula, the Sea Witch on Ozempic.


Sea-Quote3382

Think the artist portrayed them as a skewed/cartoonish HenryVIII and Anne Boleyn. If that was the intent, it was clever.


RuleCharming4645

Every time a sinner reposted this painting. I always said it every time that Harry is a perfect parallel of Bonnie Prince Charlie. They were both Not a great dad, Alcoholic, Not a good husband and a scammer meanwhile for Meg, I don't see any resemblance to Elizabeth Woodville to her. Elizabeth was cunning and smart, she married her daughter to become Queen even if she failed to protect her son's (the Prince's of Tower) from their uncle but in doing so her descendants keep the Royal throne something Meg failed, her titled kiddos aren't very sought after by Tabloids and their titles are irrelevant in USA, she put her Ego first before power move and now she pumps daily olive branch to the RF because they becoming irrelevant day by day


Chrisnkim

Oh dear. It looks like a little white stash for later neatly piled and waiting directly under his left naris. Yep, that’s our “H”


Marmite_L0ver

Bonus booger sugar!


shadypines33

Why does he look like Groundskeeper Willie? 


Marmite_L0ver

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mythoughtsreddit

Gave our saint a crown and a veil. I wonder if he knows of her saintly ways and miracles?


ew6281

Harry looks like claymation?


Oktober33

I appreciate these.


Patriot_corgi

They forgot the popped vein on tow forehead


Latter_Item439

Hers looking like the walking dead seems accurate, all it needs is to reek of whine sweat and cigarettes and your there and now someone pointed out his has a penis nose so therefore a dick on his head.....his also now seems accurate 


Quine56

These are the ones that should be kept in the attic


WeirdExtreme9328

I love these!! Such a true representation of the dynamic duo!


Safford1958

He looks like a Leprechaun.


Grand-Ad-3177

Looks more like Nicholas Cage