I actually hope she gets at least a pilot released. I wouldn’t watch it via the steamer, but I would watch YTers rip her to bits. I think she’ll be unintentionally hilarious.
I have never watched/ read anything from them. 0 interest but i loooove watching some YouTubers reviews and analysis.
Taz, TRG, sue smith, Pluto, Royal daily tea, Royal news network ….
....Real Housewives...the Sidley twins..Split...Lady C.....
Yes, I’d much rather give Y Tubers the views, watching markle prance around constantly touching her hair without their commentaries would be nauseating. I am curious to see if she remembers to tell her dish soap story though.
I actually have an aversion to watching them, don't know it's knowing that they lie all the time, but I too LOVE watching content creators rip them to pieces.
Something tells me your dad’s version is accurate when it comes to this show.
ETA: the “something” is the fact she is absolutely terrible at essentially everything except being a liar and ensnaring dim princes who are also terrible.
I’d like to see that woman try to cancel him. He’s got 9.34 million subscribers.
Uncle Roger and a Rockhopper Penguin named Wellington got me through lockdown. 🐧
Someone who aged that fast in two years knows NOTHING about wellness. A bitter, nasty woman who claps back all the time absolutely knows NOTHING about wellness.
‘Hi everyone! Here’s how to be slim and healthy - just take Ozempic! Here’s how to be rich and famous - just marry a Prince! Here’s how to be well-liked and respected - guys I told you to cut that line! Here’s how to be a good parent - oh ffs! Who’s writing these cue cards! You’re all fired!’
> Someone who aged that fast in two years knows NOTHING about wellness. A bitter, nasty woman who claps back all the time absolutely knows NOTHING about wellness.
*Word.* Also, I have NEVER believed she did Yoga. Sorry! She moves too stiff and awkwardly to have a Yoga background.
I can’t believe y’all questioning her wellness foodie bonafides! She’s like an almond milk expert and you meanies doubt her???
https://katiecouric.com/lifestyle/recipes/meghan-markle-almond-milk-cocktail-recipe/
They are calling her an ARO "entrepreneur" now. There is literally no company, none at all. There was an IG post that got only 600K followers. There is nothing to sell. Calling her an entrepreneur is like calling her a Royal Duchess or an A list actress or any of her other imaginary titles.
Time and time again. Meghan Markle is forever announcing things yet NEVER FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH ANYTHING. Meghan Markle is the laziest woman in California.
In the can, meaning film canister, I think. From the old Hollywood days.
https://preview.redd.it/d4qj1om2wbad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a91c4a077c6ce47bb7624f5dbf3bdfbb2057426
In broad usage, yes! In Hollywood it means the filming is done and waiting to be edited, but I find it hilarious that Meghan is so desperate to slip in Hollywood lingo that she’s having people proudly proclaim (what to most people means) “it’s trash”!
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Have a wonderful day.
That’s why we must name them in every reply, so these are what pops up, not Meghan Markle’s fake humanitarian philanthropy. Meghan Markle cannot distract from Prince Harry deliberately destroying evidence in a lawsuit and Prince Harry getting huge blowback for buying the Pat Tillman award because he’s not deserving of it.
*"The American Riviera Orchard entrepreneur, 42, was recently spotted filming in a park in Beverly Hills."*
How is she an entrepreneur? Has she sold anything yet, except for family intel, or course!
She does not have a working web site up. She does not have a single product to sell. She has only 600K followers on IG. She is as much an entrepreneur as she is The Queen of the United Kingdom!
I am honestly so tired of this “wash and repeat” news cycle they keep us on. Just sit in your 9 bathroom house and SHUT UP. We don’t need to hear about you, we don’t need the fake awards every year, we don’t need to hear about your projects. We don’t need your BOGUS PHILANTHROPY. Archewell Foundation? Forget about it .Go live your life, and keep the rest of us out of it.
Hmm. I am a perfectly dreadful cook but I have never been overwhelmed by toast. Except the kind of toast where a speaker holds up a glass of wine and tells the audience that I am a super cook or other noble quality. Which has never happened at least in the cooking sphere. 🤔
But un-aliving their own chicken would be authentic and organic, as well as fair trade. They would be thought leaders and shine a light on the chicken food industry.
Beg pardon, "Entrepreneur"? What product has she ever created that has been available for sale?
Filming may be wrapped, but is it a distributable product that Netflix would air?
Edit to the original post (don't know if it makes much difference). This article was in the NY Post entertainment section and not the Page Six section.
Is she referring to the Trash Can??
https://preview.redd.it/bww78g75sbad1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0993dfbe0814b0131b27f2e6120be421be3204
Why, in the name of god, is her BIG MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN SO WIDE ? Has anyone ever tried to imitate that? I mean, it's just not natural to talk or even laugh with your mouth OPEN THAT WIDE. Mine goes that wide if I was trying to cram a big handful of popcorn into it, or maybe some candy floss. Or a big messy homemade burger. That's about it.
Oh snap they brought up the 40x40 and outright named her failure to launch.
A few weeks ago was definitely the start of the death by a thousand cuts ramping up. Woohoo!
I wonder, how she treats the camera and production crew and where they stand in her "hierarchy". Are they happy it's over or does she treat them nicely, because she "needs" them?
The statement does not sound enthusiastic :) It's more like "My part is done here. Bye!"
If she could attract people that could help her leverage her ‘brand’ she would have done it already. She’s had the most powerful agency repping her for over a year now and the best they’ve all come up with is some jam and a cooking show yawn. All these ‘experts’ saying the same thing year after year - she COULD do this IF she does this…blah blah fish paste. She is the common denominator and the #1 reason why everything she does fails.
In the can...with the rest of her projects. In the can....where everyone who tasted her food ends up. In the can....where their brand belongs. In the can...harry's favorite confidante.
More like Netflux threw up their hands and said “fuck this.” Then they proceeded to tell Megan they had enough footage and it was “in the can” I bet it’s an embarrassment. It will so raise the meme game possibilities bar.
Netflix has nothing to do with this. This is Meghan Markle's own production company, Netflix has said nothing about this show. This is not a Netflix production and Netflix might not air it.
Was she oscillating with excitement like table 115's todger. Repeat some Spare punchlines for memes and the show will be comedy gold. "My mummy puts that on her lips". " I got less sausage" so mummy will show you how sausage is made...enter stage left 'shirtless Cosmo Kramer and his goat intestine dropped around his neck and meat grinder under his arm'. I am going watch this episode.
The "ARO entrepreneur" really? She has nothing! Not a single thing. She has not sold a single dog biscuit. ARO is an imaginary company. It is disgusting the way the media just makes junk up.
In the very old days it denoted "in the *canister*" that contained the actual reel of film. It's an antiquated phrase now as there is no actual film used being It's all digital.
No way did she do more than a pitch episode. I can't imagine them spending (or having the money to spend) on making 6 episodes without commitment and I've heard nothing about that yet
There is a guy on facebook/insta called Chef Reactions. He’s pretty cool and skewers a lot of cooking clips. I would love to see his take on Meghan Markle‘s cooking show aka disaster.
Interesting: they don't call her The Duchess of Sussex one single time in the entire article. She is simply Meghan Markle.
She's trying to distance herself from Harry.
After the presentation of Tillman Award to the Traitor Prince any further projects by these two will be complete fails as ALL Veterans, active military, and all who uphold the memory and legacy of Pat Tillman will NOT be watching and will be letting airing Networks know WHY....and hopefully also those who paid for advertising time. The Sussex have crossed the line of decency with this award acceptance....THIS will be their final mistake. America will NOT forgive or forget.
Serena Williams should not get a pass when it's been alleged that SHE insisted H get the Tillman award. It's really alarming how an American professional athlete would get involved in such controversy by abusing a U.S. war hero and promoting a British military failure. Serena should be held accountable imo.
Supposedly MM used blackmail to force Serena to secure this award for H. The better question is.......Is Serena floating this story herself? Guilty conscience? Serena's complicit.
Guaranteed Daily Markle will have a running article, perhaps two, on a daily basis. Along with People, Vanity Fair and the others like Town & Country, Hello, Newsweek (Jack Royston)...get ready..
Gonna be boring watching a whole season watching her smash avacados and put them on toast…..yawn…while flashing her ex-husband’s bracelet, the only gold she owns.
Won't be watching her BS. Her level of skill will be how to boil water, how to make toast, how to crack an egg, how to make instant rice, how to make your breakfast cereal, how to make P&J sandwich (using her brand, the star of the grift). She is not worth my time or interest....
This is just another announcement. It’s not finished and ready to go, oh no, but Meghan Markle had to put something out to put herself in the news cycle AND try to divert attention away from Prince Harry destroying trial evidence and Prince Harry not deserving of the Pat Tillman award. Not going to work!
I don't believe that she has a whole season in the can. I think she wants us to believe that she has done that but I doubt it. She's been galavanting all over the place, monitoring us Sinners on here, raising those two children 😉 and I just don't believe she has the work ethic.
In the can is an old timey Hollywood saying. It references when movies were made on actual film and stored in canisters ready for development. They would say it’s in the can, meaning the picture is shot and it’s ready for development.
No one would put up the money for her so she had to pay Sony to produce it for her. Well and good but now she has to sell it…good luck with that old girl, 🥸
We’ll have the dish soap story of how she changed the World. A word salad preachy bit about how she likes to cook healthy fare for “the littles”, then she’ll attempt to cook something really simple, whilst flicking and touching the ratty hair that’s hanging in the food. I’ll give it a miss, thanks.
I actually hope she gets at least a pilot released. I wouldn’t watch it via the steamer, but I would watch YTers rip her to bits. I think she’ll be unintentionally hilarious.
I have never watched/ read anything from them. 0 interest but i loooove watching some YouTubers reviews and analysis. Taz, TRG, sue smith, Pluto, Royal daily tea, Royal news network ….
....Real Housewives...the Sidley twins..Split...Lady C..... Yes, I’d much rather give Y Tubers the views, watching markle prance around constantly touching her hair without their commentaries would be nauseating. I am curious to see if she remembers to tell her dish soap story though.
"When. I. Was eleven...." the story of her life
😆😆😆
Ibble Dibble, Lost Beyond Pluto and Cheere Denise :D
I've just discovered Cheere Denise. Her take on Waaagh is so funny. Just love it!!!!
Me too! She is hilarious, insightful, and “Spared” me reading the books.
Split with Sam Roffey has some Mehgan & ARO videos. He's brilliant in enacting Mehgan's self-absorption and opportunism.
And markle looks so natural with the five o’clock shadow and brawny arms!
The Royal Rogue and Andrew Gold are my favorites
Anyone else love River? I don’t trust most of his gossip but I love his outfits and how snarky he is. Quite fascinated by his life in general.
I love River. 💖
I like river as a person but I prefer other YouTubers ‘ analysis. The one I would never ever skip is Taz 🥰
I LOVE Andrew Gold!
Add Cheere Denise to your list. Love her.
They watch it so we don’t have to 😇
I actually have an aversion to watching them, don't know it's knowing that they lie all the time, but I too LOVE watching content creators rip them to pieces.
They should have specified what type of can…trash can.
My father used to say he was "in the can" when he was on the toilet, and that's what I immediately thought of.
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Something tells me your dad’s version is accurate when it comes to this show. ETA: the “something” is the fact she is absolutely terrible at essentially everything except being a liar and ensnaring dim princes who are also terrible.
I gotta go to the can man!
I’m hoping for “Welcome to my home” energy 😂🙏🏻
Shit. I hope Uncle Roger gives her the business.
Uncle Roger got me through lockdown. 😂😂
I’d like to see that woman try to cancel him. He’s got 9.34 million subscribers. Uncle Roger and a Rockhopper Penguin named Wellington got me through lockdown. 🐧
Someone send him a link to her past stuff and see what he does.
It would be memed just like ayesha curry cooking show was.
Me too.
I want HG Tudor to analyze it in real time and eviscerate her phoniness.
https://preview.redd.it/zpvhhjrwlbad1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b70fdf1c9084c4553ab3defae023b124161559c 'There's nothing there'
That one photo really sums up Meghan the way that nothing else can. Bravo, South Park :)
Someone who aged that fast in two years knows NOTHING about wellness. A bitter, nasty woman who claps back all the time absolutely knows NOTHING about wellness.
MM wellness = Ozempic squirts
‘Hi everyone! Here’s how to be slim and healthy - just take Ozempic! Here’s how to be rich and famous - just marry a Prince! Here’s how to be well-liked and respected - guys I told you to cut that line! Here’s how to be a good parent - oh ffs! Who’s writing these cue cards! You’re all fired!’
😀😃
> Someone who aged that fast in two years knows NOTHING about wellness. A bitter, nasty woman who claps back all the time absolutely knows NOTHING about wellness. *Word.* Also, I have NEVER believed she did Yoga. Sorry! She moves too stiff and awkwardly to have a Yoga background.
Or a dance background. If she took dance she shouldn’t look like a squeaking chicken when she “dances”.
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Truth! I have ALWAYS thought that she does not look or move like she actively does yoga at all!
I can’t believe y’all questioning her wellness foodie bonafides! She’s like an almond milk expert and you meanies doubt her??? https://katiecouric.com/lifestyle/recipes/meghan-markle-almond-milk-cocktail-recipe/
Ah, a Couric connection. Markled.
Couric is a ass
Annoying announcement of everything that is always a nothing
I personally am thinking of curing cancer. Hope all my celebrity friends will post about that on line.
How very noble of you. I pledge my (unidentifyed) support.
Hope u do!!!!!
They are calling her an ARO "entrepreneur" now. There is literally no company, none at all. There was an IG post that got only 600K followers. There is nothing to sell. Calling her an entrepreneur is like calling her a Royal Duchess or an A list actress or any of her other imaginary titles.
Right,? Nuts
No company, no product. It's wild.
Time and time again. Meghan Markle is forever announcing things yet NEVER FOLLOWS THROUGH WITH ANYTHING. Meghan Markle is the laziest woman in California.
![gif](giphy|jTquvReTkJ32zbZk5o) In the trashcan you mean!
Gone without trace...along with script for Pearl, Meet me at the Lake.....
Isn’t that the usual meaning of that phrase?
In the can, meaning film canister, I think. From the old Hollywood days. https://preview.redd.it/d4qj1om2wbad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a91c4a077c6ce47bb7624f5dbf3bdfbb2057426
Definitely this
Only when they're discussing Madam's most recent cinematic failure.
In broad usage, yes! In Hollywood it means the filming is done and waiting to be edited, but I find it hilarious that Meghan is so desperate to slip in Hollywood lingo that she’s having people proudly proclaim (what to most people means) “it’s trash”!
"Down the can"? Well, they've got 16 to choose from. Just remember to flush it down well.
Plungers and Liquid Plumber might be required; that shit is just too big to fit.
All stopped up. Too much input.
Sounds like the cooking went well. Was this before or after it had been eaten?
lol I just wrote the same.
It was begging for it!
For SEO purposes: these articles are a deliberate distraction, likely published at the request of Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, to draw attention away from the story of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, destroying evidence during ongoing court proceedings and being ordered by Mister Justice Fancourt to explain the destruction of said evidence. Have a wonderful day.
That’s why we must name them in every reply, so these are what pops up, not Meghan Markle’s fake humanitarian philanthropy. Meghan Markle cannot distract from Prince Harry deliberately destroying evidence in a lawsuit and Prince Harry getting huge blowback for buying the Pat Tillman award because he’s not deserving of it.
"And today I will be cooking... Lettuce. Toast. The books".
👏👏👏
😉
*"The American Riviera Orchard entrepreneur, 42, was recently spotted filming in a park in Beverly Hills."* How is she an entrepreneur? Has she sold anything yet, except for family intel, or course!
The same way she’s a humanitarian and/or philanthropist. She just labels herself as such and platforms publish it without a second thought.
The data of anyone who entered their email address on her website
She does not have a working web site up. She does not have a single product to sell. She has only 600K followers on IG. She is as much an entrepreneur as she is The Queen of the United Kingdom!
By definition, an entrepreneur must be generating some enterprise. Handing out grocery store jam with weird packaging does not qualify as enterprise.
I'm wondering if "in the can" in this instance isn't a euphemism for "in the toilet"
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Lol, let's assume that is the real meaning.
Feels like shade, this double entendre is amazing. I didn't think of it that way lol
I am honestly so tired of this “wash and repeat” news cycle they keep us on. Just sit in your 9 bathroom house and SHUT UP. We don’t need to hear about you, we don’t need the fake awards every year, we don’t need to hear about your projects. We don’t need your BOGUS PHILANTHROPY. Archewell Foundation? Forget about it .Go live your life, and keep the rest of us out of it.
Excuse you, I believe it is 16 bathrooms.
Oops! Sixteen bathrooms, 14M dollars, 9 rolls of missing TP, a girl can get confused.
Because they're both so full of sh\*t.
I tell you what's in the can, her career.
In the trash can 🗑️
Yep
"The can" aka "The shitter"
Shitter’s full!
Black track suit is Wellness? I guess LuluLemon didn't want to give her free stuff.
The can: ![gif](giphy|RgalFvrRCgb5fu3O1s|downsized)
I do hope we'll be learning how to roast chicken.
Yes, humanity needs Meghan's cooking expertise! I have all hopes on a toast recipe - seriously, what do I put on it? Can't wait. /s
As Meghan said, try not to let making toast overwhelm you!
Did she actually really say that? I'm overwhelmed by a ton of things in life, but I can't say making toast is one of them...
Hmm. I am a perfectly dreadful cook but I have never been overwhelmed by toast. Except the kind of toast where a speaker holds up a glass of wine and tells the audience that I am a super cook or other noble quality. Which has never happened at least in the cooking sphere. 🤔
Maybe she’ll pair up with Brooklyn Beckham who would give any chef a run for their money :D
Plus acclaimed photographer Brooklyn can photograph their 5 star PB&J sammies for Food and Whine magazine.
🤣🤣
No. First I want to understand how to make toast.
Watch her pal undertake that onerous task for her in the video. Under instruction and a bit of hand waving, of course.
Her “special” chicken?
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Ewww
Hopefully she doesn’t take us out to Archie's Chick Inn to grab a chicken.
But un-aliving their own chicken would be authentic and organic, as well as fair trade. They would be thought leaders and shine a light on the chicken food industry.
Sure would!
I hope she does roast chicken nestled on a bed of jam on toast. With a side of dog biscuits with a rose wine jus.
Beg pardon, "Entrepreneur"? What product has she ever created that has been available for sale? Filming may be wrapped, but is it a distributable product that Netflix would air?
She was making dough with her wig flying all over. nice way to get hair in the dough.
Edit to the original post (don't know if it makes much difference). This article was in the NY Post entertainment section and not the Page Six section.
What’s GS got to say for herself these days? Is she still haunting the comment section?
Yes.
Is she referring to the Trash Can?? https://preview.redd.it/bww78g75sbad1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0993dfbe0814b0131b27f2e6120be421be3204
Why, in the name of god, is her BIG MOUTH ALWAYS OPEN SO WIDE ? Has anyone ever tried to imitate that? I mean, it's just not natural to talk or even laugh with your mouth OPEN THAT WIDE. Mine goes that wide if I was trying to cram a big handful of popcorn into it, or maybe some candy floss. Or a big messy homemade burger. That's about it.
The Ferguson interview where you could FEEL the revulsion as he inched further and further away from her 😂
Oh yes, she made it SUPER CLEAR she was "available". Cringe.
I think she's referring to the shit can.
Oh snap they brought up the 40x40 and outright named her failure to launch. A few weeks ago was definitely the start of the death by a thousand cuts ramping up. Woohoo!
It should stay in the can. I hope if Netflix is stupid enough to air it that it gets low ratings and Netflix loses even more people.
So she's dropping the "celebration of friendship" bit... obviously couldn't choose who to celebrate
I wonder, how she treats the camera and production crew and where they stand in her "hierarchy". Are they happy it's over or does she treat them nicely, because she "needs" them? The statement does not sound enthusiastic :) It's more like "My part is done here. Bye!"
If she could attract people that could help her leverage her ‘brand’ she would have done it already. She’s had the most powerful agency repping her for over a year now and the best they’ve all come up with is some jam and a cooking show yawn. All these ‘experts’ saying the same thing year after year - she COULD do this IF she does this…blah blah fish paste. She is the common denominator and the #1 reason why everything she does fails.
If the cooking show is in the can, I suspect it is the trash can.
In the can.....as in down the toilet?
You have to scroll forever to find article about it on Daily Mail. And only 116 comments... it seems no one cares.
No one cares.
It should stay in the can. I hope if Netflix is stupid enough to air it that it gets low ratings and Netflix loses even more people.
In the can...with the rest of her projects. In the can....where everyone who tasted her food ends up. In the can....where their brand belongs. In the can...harry's favorite confidante.
More like Netflux threw up their hands and said “fuck this.” Then they proceeded to tell Megan they had enough footage and it was “in the can” I bet it’s an embarrassment. It will so raise the meme game possibilities bar.
Netflix has nothing to do with this. This is Meghan Markle's own production company, Netflix has said nothing about this show. This is not a Netflix production and Netflix might not air it.
Was she oscillating with excitement like table 115's todger. Repeat some Spare punchlines for memes and the show will be comedy gold. "My mummy puts that on her lips". " I got less sausage" so mummy will show you how sausage is made...enter stage left 'shirtless Cosmo Kramer and his goat intestine dropped around his neck and meat grinder under his arm'. I am going watch this episode.
Now they have to try to edit it. That’s going to be a Herculean chore for some poor team.
Its in the can alright ...the trash can
The dumpster........ and it's on fire.... ![gif](giphy|l0IynvPneUpb7SnBe|downsized)
It sure is 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The "ARO entrepreneur" really? She has nothing! Not a single thing. She has not sold a single dog biscuit. ARO is an imaginary company. It is disgusting the way the media just makes junk up.
Cooking & WELLNESS? She’s the most mentally ill woman in the public eye. What does she know about wellness?
Because there’s no videos ever of anyone making a roast chicken lmao
Does this mean the pilot is in the can or six or eight episodes are in the can? I think six is the minimum for a season
She probably did one episode for real and the rest is just Meghan's head talking with shots of only hands we're supposed to assume are hers
If there's not nylon horse hair hanging down in the food we'll know it's not her.
Doesn’t in the can mean that it has been scrapped?
In the very old days it denoted "in the *canister*" that contained the actual reel of film. It's an antiquated phrase now as there is no actual film used being It's all digital. No way did she do more than a pitch episode. I can't imagine them spending (or having the money to spend) on making 6 episodes without commitment and I've heard nothing about that yet
No. It’s entertainment slang for project completed and off to editing.
Let's hope it stays in the can and someone seals the can and puts a spell on it so it never escapes.
In the can? As in trash can?
No, "in the can" is industry parlance for finished filming.
*"she is being repped by the most powerful talent agency in the world"* Really, she is, still?
There is a guy on facebook/insta called Chef Reactions. He’s pretty cool and skewers a lot of cooking clips. I would love to see his take on Meghan Markle‘s cooking show aka disaster.
Ozempic for vanity reasons is NEVER about Wellness. Make her go away.
Interesting: they don't call her The Duchess of Sussex one single time in the entire article. She is simply Meghan Markle. She's trying to distance herself from Harry.
After the presentation of Tillman Award to the Traitor Prince any further projects by these two will be complete fails as ALL Veterans, active military, and all who uphold the memory and legacy of Pat Tillman will NOT be watching and will be letting airing Networks know WHY....and hopefully also those who paid for advertising time. The Sussex have crossed the line of decency with this award acceptance....THIS will be their final mistake. America will NOT forgive or forget.
Serena Williams should not get a pass when it's been alleged that SHE insisted H get the Tillman award. It's really alarming how an American professional athlete would get involved in such controversy by abusing a U.S. war hero and promoting a British military failure. Serena should be held accountable imo.
Did Serena really insist he win the award, or is TW floating this story to make it look like it’s not their fault?
Supposedly MM used blackmail to force Serena to secure this award for H. The better question is.......Is Serena floating this story herself? Guilty conscience? Serena's complicit.
I’m choosing to believe SecondHandCoke and look forward to this show never seeing the light of day.
Perhaps someone could put the Duke and Duchess of Stolen Valor in a can, with a tight lid, and keep them there.
Guaranteed Daily Markle will have a running article, perhaps two, on a daily basis. Along with People, Vanity Fair and the others like Town & Country, Hello, Newsweek (Jack Royston)...get ready..
I just saw the New York Post publish an article on it. Let the Guest Speaker rage begin at 3...2...1...
Gonna be boring watching a whole season watching her smash avacados and put them on toast…..yawn…while flashing her ex-husband’s bracelet, the only gold she owns.
Won't be watching her BS. Her level of skill will be how to boil water, how to make toast, how to crack an egg, how to make instant rice, how to make your breakfast cereal, how to make P&J sandwich (using her brand, the star of the grift). She is not worth my time or interest....
This is just another announcement. It’s not finished and ready to go, oh no, but Meghan Markle had to put something out to put herself in the news cycle AND try to divert attention away from Prince Harry destroying trial evidence and Prince Harry not deserving of the Pat Tillman award. Not going to work!
To be fair, even the finest cooking eventually ends up "in the can". Liebe Köchin, lieber Koch, Hier landet eurer Kunst im Loch.
Imma guess "shit in, shit out". Was I close. 💩😅
Famously on a bathroom wall: Dear cooks, your art lands in the hole here.
I’d pay to watch if she’s wearing a hair net.
Why does she deem it necessary to tell the general public on her every f’n move.. who gives a shit?
Hahaha ha I love the "PLEASE!!" on the marker board gif at top of the article 😄
It should stay in the can. I hope if Netflix is stupid enough to air it that it gets low ratings and Netflix loses even more people.
If it’s in any can I imagine it’s the garbage can.
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Sewing show is what I’m looking v for. Remember harry saying she sews! I think he saw her sew her side extensions in
But she doesn’t eat much either - so who is the food for?
This is another distraction from the evidence tampering
I don't believe that she has a whole season in the can. I think she wants us to believe that she has done that but I doubt it. She's been galavanting all over the place, monitoring us Sinners on here, raising those two children 😉 and I just don't believe she has the work ethic.
"It's in the can?" The can: ![gif](giphy|d82oQe146jx5OjFanW|downsized)
What’s she cooking? Meth?
It's for the Trash Cannes Festival, I reckon
Prince Albert's in the can, too. Meet Me At the Cooking Show is an unqualified disaster. How do I know that? It's her gig.
Proper Wiseguy is hilarious 😂
If she includes her making fancy toast, I'm afraid I'll be too overwhelmed by her cooking skills to watch it...
Huummm...whenever the ILBW is involved, corroboration is always required, not merely that from "a source".
“It all went well” - the enthusiasm is overwhelming!
She looks like a skeleton with a wig on that’s been sniffing glue, wtf would take anything Madam has to say in regards to “health” or “wellness” lmfao
wont watch it on Netflix will wait for utubers to do memes
In the can is an old timey Hollywood saying. It references when movies were made on actual film and stored in canisters ready for development. They would say it’s in the can, meaning the picture is shot and it’s ready for development.
No one would put up the money for her so she had to pay Sony to produce it for her. Well and good but now she has to sell it…good luck with that old girl, 🥸
In the can? Very American, very "it is what it is". The source sounds relieved that it's over, lol.
In the can - is that a euphemism for in the toilet.
Good grief! Who says "in the can" anymore?
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It's in the TRASH can.
We’ll have the dish soap story of how she changed the World. A word salad preachy bit about how she likes to cook healthy fare for “the littles”, then she’ll attempt to cook something really simple, whilst flicking and touching the ratty hair that’s hanging in the food. I’ll give it a miss, thanks.
Totally agree about that not being a ringing endorsement - it jumped out to me too! “Whelp, it sure is done!”
https://preview.redd.it/9iyarthdqcad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b5f43ff78afad325d5d7980ca70ee4bd5dc6d0 For when it all goes wrong…
Down the can, surely, as in in the toilet.
Am I insane or is “in the can” usually a bad thing
I think she bought a pilot which will not be made I to a real show? Just a guess.