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MagicalManta

If that hat could talk, I shudder to imagine the tales it would tell.


Bitter-Pound-6775

The crevices that filthy head has been ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25276)


Altitudedog

The fingers...a cooking show...after her brother revealed one of her "finger services" my brain Always goes there and wants to vomit.


cholerexsammy

Do I want to know what those finger services are? I think not - I don’t want to ruin my Friday night 😬


HeyMicke

What did he say?


eaglebayqueen

🤮 I'm going to try to erase this from my memory now. 🧠


Calm_Yak_6102

>The crevices that filthy head has been ** In the second photo, we're able to see exactly how filthy and grimy the underneath of hat is.


Snoo3544

Panama hat: oh you have no idea, darling!!! ![gif](giphy|3o7btU2zgSTLyyj8dO)


MrsO1213

Ah feck , I didnt see your post and posted same . Great minds think alike.


MagicalManta

🤣❤️


floresta_fox

The hat at least partially conceals the nascent (at time of photo) giant throbbing pen15 vein on her forehead.


Latter_Item439

You mean Dave 🤪🤪🤪🤪😁😁😁😁


HeyMicke

😂🤪😂🤪😂😂Dave🎉🤪😂🎉🤪😂


cathyesq

I think she’s saw hasno wearing one before she met him and started wearing one as well - another sign of her stalking. I absolutely hate that hat and I think it was quite funny that one of Princess Diana‘s sisters wore one for the Archie photoshopped christening photo.


Realistic_Twist_8212

I think she wears a hat to hide her curly roots when she's due for a professional hair straightening. You can see it in the last picture.....her hair is thick and curling near her scalp. I also think high humidity doesn't do her hair any favors either and its near tropical in areas of Texas.


cathyesq

Good call, sounds very reasonable


WeirdExtreme9328

I think you're right. You can definitely see the curly roots and that part is beautiful! It's so sad that she straightens her hair all the time. That hair of hers is probably the only "naturally" beautiful thing she's got, yet she chemically straightens it. Those curls were shiny and beautiful. It really infers a hatred of all of the "black", things in her appearance.


Realistic_Twist_8212

Agreed. She never embraced being black......only monetized it to milk the RF. imo


Vino-Rosso

This was during the time of the Las Vegas photos. There are lots of pictures of him messing around in a pool wearing the same hat. https://preview.redd.it/5udf7dprnmad1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e6a348ac5e6ea5e51498b5d4ba732b2f1354524


GreenCharter

She looks SO BASIC


InternationalAd1512

I agree. Yet someone like Sienna Miller wears the exact same outfit (a simple tee and hat) and it looks so stylish. What is the magic ingredient?


leafygreens

Class.


Similar-Barber-3519

Sienna Miller isn’t classy.


eaglebayqueen

She's a helluva lot more so than Markle, maybe you have more info on her than I do, Idk.


CocoValentino

It’s the “it” factor.


CabinetVisible1053

"It"or "ick"?


CocoValentino

I think Sienna is beautiful and chic.


HeyMicke

CLASS ❤️


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Bitter-Pound-6775

She’s so FILTHY!!!!


SecondhandCoke

She eye-fucks every camera she meets... similar to what she tries to do to every rich man she meets.


Muttley-Snickering

She has one in every room in Olive Garden so she can mesmerize herself. For she is the "Great MezMarkle"! **Mesmerize -** It refers to a state of intense fascination or deep concentration, where one is unable to look away or think about anything else.


DamyuKidds

That stupid ass hat was ( and maybe still is) the "uniform" for yacht girls, I believe. That Patrick J Adams twonk was the person that Muggin allegedly had an affair with, and was the the reason why she was not present at his wedding. She opted for a yoga themed Backgrid pap walk on the same day. Again, allegedly.


Mariagrazia89

Yep, his wife broke up with him for a while there…


CoyoteIll2602

He totally cheated on Troian with her.


DamyuKidds

Ick. Just...ick.


Muttley-Snickering

With an Ostrich, Allegedlys.


Visible_Ad5164

Can you imagine what the inside of it looks like? ![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ)


Bitter-Pound-6775

Probably like a motel towel after a long morning ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)


Muttley-Snickering

Rode hard, put up wet, and still dripping.


ValueSubject2836

Nasty 🤢!


HotStraightnNormal

They look like a bunch of drunks. I'd get my hair checked if I were the guy in the last frame. Panama would like their hat back. So they can burn it. (Panama hat owner.)


Shackleton_F

That fucking hat gives me major creep/ick vibes. When it’s on she’s open for business.


Electronic_Sea3965

I never liked that hat.  My sister bought one for her little boy.  Then I saw it on Markle 100 times.  


banquozone

It’s her fedora. Also, I’m so confident that her and that Patrick guy fucked.


Starkville

💯%


Somberliver

There’s video. Lol 😂


bethlookner

i'm inclined to think they did based on how he defended her against the racist BRF, but Patrick's wife was with him at the spectacle and i don't think she's be the type to go to the wedding of a woman her husband fucked


CabinetVisible1053

👏👏👏👏👏👏


WoodsColt

Average. Basic. Ordinary. Unmemorable. Irrelevant. Bog standard. Common. Mid. Nothing about this woman was ever striking or out of the ordinary. She's just so.....meh. It boggles the mind that she ever got as far as she did considering what she has to work with. The power of pussy over a putz I guess.


eaglebayqueen

The 'putz' part is doing all the heavy lifting. The one person that dumb, at that level of society, on the entire planet, that would fall for it. Ignoring family, friends, and openly obvious manipulation.


SecondhandCoke

It's amazing how a sucker in a high place can make the whole world a victim of the con he falls for.


Muttley-Snickering

Suburban = dull and ordinary.


Khaleesi-AF

That hat was always there to cover her roots which would give away that she, in fact, is mixed race. She had to cover them to look "Caucasian" as she identified. She replaced the hat for bronzer and wigs because even though she now identifies as 43% Nigerian, she still hates her natural hair. Which in turn ironically, maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe, wild thought: would ACTUALLY make her look closer to what she identifies with now. And probably she would look better tbh


Muttley-Snickering

The Panama hat has become a thing for suburban soccer moms wearing it with the long sweater.


WeirdExtreme9328

I think her real hair is the one thing she's got that's beautiful. Nothing is going to perk up that bad bumpy skin, she has tiny beady eyes, and thin lips, shapeless legs, hardly any waist. There's just nothing remarkable about the face or the body. The hair though.....that hair could be her crowning glory. Remember Minnie Driver in her prime? Her hair was glorious. I think her straightening her hair is yet another clue to the fact that she has no personal style.


CabinetVisible1053

In the last picture it looks like Dave the vein was making an early appearance /s. Hi Dave


TraditionalToe4663

It’s hideous.


Llopez9915

Interesting how she has always had that protruding vein on her forehead.


Possible_Mud_1692

someone said that's a botox vein but idk


Accomplished_Cell768

It is “Botox vein”. Everyone has the same vein on their forehead, but the longterm use of Botox atrophying the muscles in the area makes it more prominent. Another thing that can make it more visible is facial fat loss, which can result from age, Ozempic, rapid weight loss, etc 


mittensmom01

Botox probably makes it worse.


Accomplished_Cell768

Everyone has the same vein, it just becomes prominent when you Botox the forehead longterm and worsens in severity when you lose facial fat (from sudden weight loss, age, Ozempic, etc). 


Prestigious_Gain_535

it looks like an x


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Good lord it was trendy in 2008. Never came back.


downinthevalleypa

Thank God for that!


justus08075

Are they "Suits" people?


Accomplished_Cell768

Not sure about the Asian woman, but the two men where higher up on the call sheet than she was


Ok-Location3244

https://preview.redd.it/tvcmmyjj1lad1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a435f6b72c6eaeb11982eaaf37592f9535052268


TXmama1003

Is that a mole on her face?


Accomplished_Cell768

Yep, she used to make sure to emphasize it. My guess is she though it looked like Marilyn Monroe’s famous beauty mark - rumor has it she chose to go by Meghan Markle professionally instead of Rachel Markle because she liked the MM alliteration she would share with the blonde bombshell. She either hides it now with makeup and/or photoshop, or she had it removed.


Alarmed_Start_3244

I think she also believed it made her look like Cindy Crawford...an actual supermodel.


-Sanj-

It's also known as Meghan's Mole


varyingrecall

She's ruined panama hats for me now😩


GrrrYouBeast

I know, for me too 💔


MrsO1213

If that hat could talk …


Better-Ad6812

Wow how many noses ago lol


NigerianChickenLegs

Who ARE those people? She always seems to be photographed with different groups that look like people she just stumbled onto in a bar or at a party. No consistent groups of friends, save 2 or 3.


DollarStoreDuchess

In first pic: leftmost is Rick Hoffman, who was Louis Litt on Suits. Not sure about the Asian lady. Rightmost is Patrick J. Adams from Suits, who played the guy she shacked up with, Mike Ross.


NigerianChickenLegs

Thanks. I refuse to watch Suits so I wasn’t aware.


JennPenn071

https://preview.redd.it/fxoorehw1nad1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c183c305990af0b40cc603e058c2bdb141d9eb8a


igobymomo

Hahahahahahahahahahaha


Starkville

All I can think is: the *smell* of that thing.


leafygreens

That filthy hat. Has it ever been cleaned.


InsolentTilly

I think you know the answer to that.


Knotbuyingit

She must not had her cheshire teeth then her smile is ridiculous even without the choppers


-Sanj-

*Barracuda* teeth


Mind-Individual

I wonder if they had a relationship.


downinthevalleypa

If you have to ask, you know the answer: of course they did! Meghan would shag anyone who might do things for her acting and social climbing career.


idunnohowtotalk

She wearing a hat because her hair might start getting frizzy/curly with the hot texas weather!


dogrrad

She always has to stand next to the men in photos.


Infinite_Walrus-13

Wasn’t that just a plan to merch Panama hats….another plan that went nowhere


Smokey_Ruby

She's a smug smirk personified 🙄🤢


Snoo3544

Her hair really can't take the Texas heat


WolverineDecent4607

Yep they fcked


igobymomo

That fucking hat! Ahhh it seriously explains everything you need to know about that woman. Cheesy, try-hard, ugly, common…


HeyMicke

Her nose and chin look different here. Her smile is off too. This picture shows how much work she has had in her face.


HydeParkUK

She is not attractive with or without the hat.


Excellent-Spot-7788

I wonder how much she charged


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eaglebayqueen

There's that 'X' 👀 💀 🤔 Maybe she could merch for Musk. ETA slide 4


Ishield_maiden

That hat knows things… ![gif](giphy|LpohT6YE1rsJZUQUTs)


snarktoheart

Some people can pull of Panama hat. She isn’t one of them.


AppropriateCelery138

Adams looks better in it.