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Tex_Was_Here

I will definitely cry


DaBay89

Oh yeah I’m definitely gonna be crying 😭


Robbythedee

Ugly crying too, like when my 2 year old stomps on the testicles.


randyfox

Same. Ugly cry too. I welled up after the Giants won their first in SF in 2010 because my grandpa passed the year before and he didn’t get to see it. I got misty when the Warriors got their first after being a doormat for so long because I didn’t think they’d ever do it. When the Sharks finally get over the hump I *know* I will be overcome with emotion.


airwalker12

The Warriors won their first title in the 70s


randyfox

They won in 1947 and 1956 in Philadelphia, with their first as Golden State in 1975. Most of us were not alive for that one, and only saw limited success in our lifetimes. Seeing that “first one” after being so awful for so long was almost surreal, lol.


airwalker12

Sorry, should have clarified that I meant on the west coast and it also sounds like I misread the intent behind your initial comment.


randyfox

It’s all good! I got you. I know the way I worded that could have been a little clearer.


airwalker12

Are two people being decent to each other on Reddit!?!? Cheers, dude.


randyfox

Madness, I know! I got in the dumbest pissing contest in 13 years of being on Reddit with a couple people last week on r/hockey over something completely inconsequential. I’m going to use it as a indication that perhaps my written communication skills are lacking and I need to work on it.


sandunespacecat

It’ll hit even harder given how invested we are in this rebuild 🥹


rhaymenocerous

Definitely bawling like a baby.


caronare

Cry, laugh, cry, laugh, cry, hallucinate. Darkness. Wake up and smell colors and sense the earths vibrations because I’ve been reborn!


Under_The_Influence_

Joe Thornton style.


DaBay89

🐓


YungTurk82

X4 🥅


fendersux

Ayyyyoooooooooooo


dogpiss085

Same


basturmadaddy

Lettin the boys breathe at the best time


cautiouslyoptimistik

Judging by these comments, the parade gonna go down in NHL history.


Under_The_Influence_

![gif](giphy|xTiTnhnM639JYZ0xXy)


barkeviouss

Kiss my newborn triplets macklin, will, and Quentin and then promptly pass away of happiness


DaBay89

This is the way


Own-Photo7078

Dying and making your kids orphans is most definitely NOT the way 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But the joke is funny lol


basturmadaddy

I will immerse myself in a bender the likes off which will be used in every D.A.R.E powerpoint in the history of the world.


GrnNGoldMavs

I’m coming with you man


Quetzythejedi

Santa Clara Street will be shut down for days.


Sunny_Sandie

😂😂


Dialecticchik

This is the way. I used to always blame my interest in drugs on DARE and how fun they made them seem. 😂😂😂


C3Pyro

I’ll be remembering my dad who passed way too soon and got close but never saw his Sharks win the cup


basturmadaddy

Dad raised a hell of a fan. I'll be there with you.


DaBay89

Sharks are gonna win one for your pops and for everyone that bleeds teal 😎


Anthony6425

My dad (62) always talks about how "he made a pact with God that he's happy and won't ask for more in life if he can watch the sharks win the cup" so honestly as obsessed as I am with them winning, I'm going to just cry my eyes out knowing my dad got what he always hoped for.


DaBay89

I’m gonna cry then drink then cry all over again 😭


ChiefRalphyWiggum

If the stress of the game doesn’t kill me, I’m going to cry my eyes out and then I’m going to hug all you random strangers wherever I’m watching it.


Significant-Island64

Take my grandpa to the game since he took me to the 2016 final


DaBay89

Love this 🥹


Senor_TacoSJ

March up and down Santa Clara St. taking shots of Hennessy and La Vics sauce till the Victory parade


DaBay89

Henny is a must for that special occasion haaha


foreverkasai

I’m literally taking the week off and flying out for the parade and crying every second


BleedingTeal

Yup. This is the way.


juniorp76

I bought a bottle of wine for a friend (like 15 years ago) and said when the sharks win we’ll drink it. He’s a huge tool fan and it’s from Maynard’s winery. Also, I have never been much of a Grier fan but if they do win the cup I’m getting a 25 jersey (that was packed in the wine deal).


basturmadaddy

![gif](giphy|bASySzJH6bsxG|downsized) Did someone say Tool


Mods_Are-Cucks

I heard someone mentioned Tool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnlhVVwBfew


little_chupacabra89

Spiral out.


paradiseday

I made a promise to myself after the loss to the Penguins that when the Sharks make it to the SCF clinching game, I'll travel any distance to be in the building when they lift the cup. I hope beyond hope that it's in San Jose. I know I'll cry, but aside from that, I'll probably be running through downtown screaming and embracing anyone wearing teal.


DaBay89

I’ll be in downtown the night it will happen haha it was pretty crazy downtown when they won the Western Conference


dino_snopp

me when the sharks win the cup https://preview.redd.it/tkftzal08n8d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d113ef55f564a29c057c50a0b55fff6a6c141ad2


Express_Set275

I hope they win in my lifetime.


Lalinla

![gif](giphy|xTiTnhnM639JYZ0xXy)


dino_snopp

if you should go streaking, on the thin ice of sharkie life


rachac01

https://preview.redd.it/6tdwq25w4n8d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdac7e68830ea0fa3f27afbe59eec3b6c8db2558 Hug my dad like this


Vatali_Flash

I will be there. I flew from Fla to attend game 3 in 2016. I’ll make sure I’m at the clincher


240Nordey

I don't know. Walk around the room in disbelief.


basturmadaddy

Ask a bunch of questions. Lie on the floor. Roll over.


Lalinla

Cry my eyes out, scream, tweet Randy and Dan, then come here to Celebrini-ate with all of you


ThickThighIceQueen

I will cry. Book a vacation immediately so I can fly down for the parade. Celebrate with other fans. I'm from edmonton and despise the oilers (local fans ruined them for me) I need to celebrate with my people


FoxDandD

I’m a huge Giants fan, as well as Sharks. When the Giants won in 2010, I thought I would rip off my shirt, run down the street, and hug all my neighbors. But when the moment actually hit, I just sat down. I let all the stress of the season, the stress of every unsuccessful season, leave my body at once. It’s wasn’t the huge burst of joy. It was a release of all the pain at once. And it was better than I thought it would be. I would imagine it would feel like that.


bluelocs

Continue letting the worms compost me 6 feet under


KrazyCAM10

Tears will be shed


caltman21

![gif](giphy|7jnPjsh3L7WHm|downsized)


DaBay89

😂😂😂never seen an Office Space Gif fit so perfectly. Well played hahaha


r_y_4_n

Legally change my name to SJ Sharkie


Semmcity

Fall to my knees (hopefully in the tank) and sob til I can sob no more.


dogpiss085

Run out naked into the street and just start goin all rooster trick.


Over-Emu-2174

I will run in the streets and scream


Ok_Spray1047

Life would be complete


combatron2k21

I'll wear my 2007 playoff shirt that I havent worn since 2014 because I think it's cursed.


Dusty_Bugs

I already tear up when I see other teams win. I’m gonna be an inconsolable baby when it’s the Sharks.


Own-Photo7078

If the Sharks ever win a Cup, I will punch myself in the face to make sure it's real. Then drink til I black out lol Sharks, A's, Raiders fan born in 90.... it's been rough sports wise lol


cosmiccollision_

I will jump into Guadalupe River


Neo_Man_Dude

100% I'll cry, I almost cried today just because I was so happy for them and their fan base. They waited 30 years for that cup. We have been waiting over 30 for ours. It's going to be so sweet when we finally win.


Middle_Beyond_5894

Ball my eyes out. So many years of heartbreak. Watching all of our rivals see success. It hurts. I love this team, and seeing Florida raise the cup definently made me sad.


sigeh

I'll have a celebrini martini


the_slemsons_dreary

Me and the boys celebrating the sharks first Stanley cup in 2250 ![gif](giphy|QuxqWk7m9ffxyfoa0a)


Oddscene

Tattoo


marrella

Same, I decided that back in 2013. I will be an old lady by the time it happens, but I'm still gonna do it.


Oddscene

At that point you could get it on your forehead and it won’t matter so much 🤣


I_Just_Spooged

At this rate, probably confuse my unborn child as to why Daddy is crying watching TV. If I’m lucky, they’ll be on my shoulders at the parade, even if I move out of state (I WILL BE THERE). Drunken impulse thoughts aside, the probably have a second shot of absinthe and a an aged cigar as I call my hockey friends, all of whom are Ducks fans. Ps: Somebody local, change that!


NArcadia11

I’m burning San Pedro square to the ground


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DaBay89

Never too old for jager bombs


afterallthefuss

My great-grandfather lived to 106 and never saw the Cubs win a World Series. I just wanna watch playoff Sharks again.


MistaPink

Flipping a car


sportsfan510

Celebrating downtown, ending the night with La Vic’s.


DaBay89

I go to the one off 85 Almaden Expressway. Gotta get that orange sauce 🔥


Me4aRZ

I’m 34 now… so I’ll probably celebrate by rolling in my grave a bit.


shut_up_and_smile

I’ll be watching from the parking booth at the SAP center. But everyone will get in for free


SharksWinCup

I will hope it is in my lifetime


Dialecticchik

If I'm not able to be at the game they hoist the cup after, I will be likely at home cracking open a 30+ year old bottle of Pepsi (IYKYK) and crying the happiest of tears.


juventini11

I promised myself years ago that I would buy the jersey of whoever gets the cup clinching goal.


marbanasin

I will say, this win for Florida felt better than I expected. They played the game the right way, and also seeing a couple guys who were on perennial downer franchises get opportunities to lift the cup was really satisfying. Can't even imagine what it will feel like when the Sharks finally get that chance. I just remember the dejected feeling of watching Patty and Jumbo watch the Pens take it in 2016.


narkov24

Here in Santiago, Chile we Chileans have a tradition: when something big happens, we meet at Plaza Italia. I will go there the next day, fully clad in teal. I will be the only sharks fan there for sure, but heck, I'll be the happiest man on kilometers!


Broccoli_Socks

I've never put a name or number on any jersey I've got but I'll probably buy a Stanley cup one with a name and number just for it. And obviously fly out to the parade!


Electrical_Fix7157

Cry.


TheyCallMeVainn

I'd immediately think of all the past failures and let downs. I wouldn't believe it to be honest


TheMD93

Find George McPhee and Kelly McCrimmon and beat them to death with my bare hands for assembling Vegas. But honestly probably have some nice drinks and go to the parade!


shweebols

sob, scream, cry, then get blackout drunk 😂


AllIGotIs1Question

Well given it’s only a year out from now, I don’t have a lot of time to save up money for the finals appearance/tickets. But hopefully I get to be there for the game in which we win it. And if I am, idk man I’ll go crazy. I’ll cry. Throw up. I’ll have probably been cross faded the whole game. I might even get my first tattoo the following day.


sweller55

Whenever it happens, I’ll be in sj or wherever they clinch. I’ve waited my whole life


FormulaT1

I have one bottle of Chum left that I've been holding onto. It'll probably taste like shit by then and I might end up just spraying it like I'm on an F1 podium but it's the first thing I'm reaching for.


No-Strike-2015

I will crack a beer. What a silly question. /s


No_Judgment_3518

Hopefully my wife will shake up my ashes in the urn on the mantle so I can get excited.


nanapancakethusiast

Talking about stuff like this extends the drought by another year


Trout_Man

but thats also implying that theres an end to the drought :)


Waffeln_Remix

I can say from experience that having a cup is a great experience. You guys will have a great time!


Swaggy_P_03

I’ve been watching former Sharks win the cup since the mid 90’s.