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Not_a_tasty_fish

Leave it to Coffee Stain to announce their release date with a shitpost.


iamthewhatt

They are tallying up all of the people who saw the release date and simply shouted "holy shit!"


Reddot_fix_download

Wooooo


ThaneVim

Yeah, true, gonna **need** flushing toilets at that rate


Zydlik

I mean they are probably called COFFEE stain for a reason.


Justmyoponionman

It's a big release.....


theres_no_username

It was a real SHITpost


Uziman101

I love this whole team. Fantastic devs, artists, and pr team. It’s refreshing to see with all the nonsense the last 10 years we’ve seen in the game industry.


Lungomono

.. make the announcement the same day that Factorio also announces their big Space Age update... no way they didn't coordinated this.


Phillyphan1031

Right. I was expecting a crazy nice reveal. But I’ll take it. It had lots of hints in there too; new buildings, paints, ore, and items. So that’s cool


sp847242

FICSHIT Incorporated?


s7eth

We saw some new things. The rotating building, then the golden pipe, then the item on the belt the pioneer jumps over !


s7eth

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ujzTvMAsxdoq45mSMC6I3BSSrr1NlyGc


JL2210

Are we finally getting sprinting? /s


melswift

There's also an item I don't recognize on the first hub shot. Above the belt of screws.


s7eth

Also, some of the power poles look H U G E


asdsadsdrcfbkjerdfse

The pipe feeding the new rotating building glows pink, new liquid/gas?


wessex464

I was too busy looking at the good boy.


PaP3s

Gold pipe! I love gold!!!!!


paleo2002

Satisfactory 1.0 and Factorio 2.0/Space Age release announcements on the same day!?!!?


EntroperZero

Satisfactoriober is going to be huge.


Togakure_NZ

Satisfactory is releasing 10 Sep 24. When is Factorio 2 releasing? Or is it Factorio 1 version 2.0?


HumorHoot

> Or is it Factorio 1 version 2.0? its an expansion for factorio so i'd say its factorio v2.0 not "factorio 2"


Temporal_Illusion

🚩 **The News We All Have Been Waiting For** 1. Toilet Flushing in the Hub coming. *Err... No... that is not it...* 🤔 2. **Version 1.0 on September 10, 2024** - Yep thats the one. 👍 --- **Of Course There is More...** ✓ Let the speculation about changes seen begin. --- Thanks Snutt, the end of the Development Tunnel is in sight. 😁


MyGoodFriendJon

I love that the trailer used the same intense music as the glorious [Update 3 Trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIEnhYio0VQ&t=38s)


NightBeWheat55149

Update 3 will remain the most impactful Satisfactory update. Change my mind.


Anarhcorax

yep factory cart getting introduced was huge


NightBeWheat55149

Update 3 made me actually learn how to be efficient instead of splitting one impure node into 3 smelters and using it to produce every iron component in the game


Exemus

Satisfactory 1.0 ↓ September 1 0 How did we not see this coming??


havoc1428

9-1-1 ↓ 9/11 How did we not see this coming??


a_bagofholding

I've spent the entire morning and afternoon trying to teach YouTube that I'm really not all that interested in toilets and sinks.


IndiscreetLurker

You can't get out of a jumpsuit that fast. That was a pre-flush. Pioneer #2 left a floater.


NoAcanthisitta2884

September, 10th, let’s gooooo!!!!!


Sickboy---

Pioneer's head has a shadow now...


parmesan777

I AM HYPED


Haigen64

Good shit team


KYO297

Amazing trailer lmfao


Cautious-Resolve6017

![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized)


iamthewhatt

At first I thought we were getting a farming sim due to stomach growls... but then i realized it wasn't hunger...


NKkrisz

LETS GOO I CAN FINALLY FLUSH ![img](emote|t5_gs464|26949)


NKkrisz

(the golf balls, where they belong ![img](emote|t5_gs464|9160))


qroxta_

what a bait :D masterfully


SoopyPoots

Snutt truly is a master baiter.


PervertTentacle

Quite literally, a shit post. Didn't expect any less from CSS team


MSp384

They are just the best. I mean, who can afford it? Yes, they can.


Fantastic-Tangelo703

I love the fact that I waited so long and this is the trailer you give us. 😂


wille179

Hey, I just noticed, at the very beginning of the video, right under the Coffee Stain text, there's a new building with a rotating top! Other things I've found: there's a new part on the belts the pioneer vaults over and the exterior and interior of the hub got updated too.


factoid_

Yep. My initial thoughts were: probably needed for making the quantum computers and such. Might use a new gas or liquid input. Maybe liquid nitrogen or helium or something. It might also be some sort of chilling system to MAKE liquid nitrogen or liquid helium or something. I'd guess some sort of supercold chemical is needed to make quantum stuff.


Johnny_Blaze000

Ive been holding it in all this time!


Magica78

I haven't. Why do you think I collect so many leaves?


ZooeyNotDeschanel

I read that in sam reich’s voice


Caroao

Been waiting for 4 years and it drops 2 days after I leave on vacay lol fml


Mang9

Currently I find steam deck to be playable and with a keyboard and a docks very playable even with a large nuclear 


mr_awesome365

Gotta cancel vacation then. Gotta get to work!


jdog7249

Take a cheap laptop and remote into your main computer from the vacation.


Stingray88

My whole family is coming visit me for over a week on Sep 12th! Bad timing lol


JormLokison

Told my Wife no Vacation this Year. Satisfactory all the way trough the 3 Weeks


darmok-jalad-brocean

A reminder to do your dooty before the release so you can play non-stop


factoid_

Not lying, I really hope it's a 1 dollar DLC. I owe them a tip after playing this game for so long. That said, let's talk about the big machine in the middle....i see it has a pipe input or output on the right side. New gas? What do we think the machine is? Looks like maybe some sort of crazy mashup between a blender and a particle accelerator.


Ahnteis

> I owe them a tip after playing this game for so long. https://lizarddoggo.com/


Sumo148

Very excited to finally look forward to 1.0!


original_NoHandZz

What was the big machine on the roof at the beginning?


Apppppl

That's still so far away 😭 But obviously better than a rushed release. Looking forward to it!


InsomniaticWanderer

It's like 2 months


CplSyx

Satisfactory 1.0 in September, Factorio 2.0 in October... looks I might need to take a winter sabbatical!


Phaedo

Satisfactory devs: 1.0 is coming out in September with a large number of new features and gameplay that will take ages for you to fully experience! Factorio devs: You've got a month to finish it.


Painlezz

Are you a waiter?


bremidon

How many winters?


SerythValker

Yes.


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nary_believe

Reveals beyond the release date: * New machine at 0:00. Seems to be very long and thin, taking 2 solid inputs to make one solid output and one fluid output. Possibly related to the [Quantum Encoder](https://satisfactory.wiki.gg/wiki/Old_unreleased_content#Quantum_Encoder)? * New fluid at 0:00 (coming out of the new machine). Looks pink and glowy - possible radioactive? * New fence/beam/wall at 0:00 (border between the concrete plaza and the machines to the left and right. Also visible at the far left separating the road from the sidewalk). Looks like a low metal barrier with a yellow outline on the ground. * **Edit:** Possible new two-colour paint scheme at 0:00 (used on several walls)??? Or maybe it's just stacked 1m walls with different colours... * Possible new fence/window at 0:04 (on the right, blurred) * New part at 0:14 (on the belt between the Rotors and Quickwire). Seems to be orange and shaped kinda like Cooling Systems * New fence/window from 0:04 is shown more clearly at 0:19, just in front of the background machines * New part at 0:19 (on the belt the character jumps over). Looks complicated * Gold pipe at 0:27. Not sure whether this is a new thing or just a swatch * Possible new fluid at 0:29 (in the pipe at the left). Looks green and glowy - possibly radioactive? * New part at 0:30 (on the belt at left). Looks like ~~a battery or Lubricant from Subnautica~~ a packaged fluid


BwGr3y

Maybe the new fluids are related to SAM ore in some way?


majora11f

Good eye on the fluid I missed that.


stars_of_kaoz

Also spotted a possible new window and fence.


Rostingu2

Gold paint? Wait the legendary golden hub it was a sign all along!


factoid_

The new part on the belt the pioneer jumps over is almost certainly a space elevator part, it matches their color scheme. The pinkish fluid coming from the new machine I think might actually be a plasma. So it would be more like a gas than a liquid I'm guessing.


UristImiknorris

The part at 0:30 looks like a packaged fluid to me.


Excellent_Reply2412

Does anyone else hear a crow when the toilet flushes?


Infernalz

The jump over belt wasn't a normal jump right, am I missing something or is actual vaulting added to the game? I haven't played in a while IDK if this is already in or not tho.


stompy1

I would assume you can use the bathroom and probably sleep as well so that using your hub bedroom is all working.


TraderNuwen

All this talk of machines that have solid and liquid inputs and outputs, and no mention of the one we heard but didn't see...


Commander_Red1

Best. Announcement. Ever.


BitwiseAssembly

new things i saw 1) new building 2) glowing liquid/gas in a pipe 3) new part on the belt that is jumped over.


NotSelfAware

Did they just lowkey announce sliding under conveyor belts?


freefromthetrap47

You can already do that though?


DrakeDun

You can do that now. Don't even need the blade runners.


Quazimortal

I'm hyped!


TheOneWes

I love the little text at the end that's like this is also the release date for 1.0 but we didn't have the budget for I separate trailer


Salvatore_Tessio

Is it releasing September 10th or are the messing with us?


who_you_are

Thank god, after 5 years i will be able to empty that thing. The odor in the HUB wasn't great at all. And we could only build one HUB... Ugh...


momosundeass

Ohh god. It is September, not October 21st


jdog7249

September 10: satisfactory October 21: factorio What a great time to be fans of both games.


MethodNormal3098

Things I’ve noticed so far: 0:00 -New building smack dab in the middle -New fluid (?) being output and 2 new parts (?) being input and output from said building -Potentially new cosmetic/architectural piece on perimeters of buildings near bottom 0:04 -New style of railing -New look for pioneer (already revealed though) 0:19 -1 New part 0:28 -New color/customizer option for pipelines 0:30 -1 new part towards left of screen 0:34 -New interior for the HUB FYI you can step a YouTube video frame by frame while paused on PC by using the < and > keys


majora11f

What a shity trailers. Thanks Jace helps alot! Now I have a deadline for doomsday. Rotating building looks super end game. 2 conveyors going in 1 and a pipe going out. Also fairly sure what ever she vaulted over was a new part. Also Please tell me I can apply the fictmas skin to trains. If that pipe is anything to go by.


pippin_go_round

Well, they apparently want us to refer to it as the toilet flush update from now on. Happy to comply.


Theweasels

The music and "sprint towards the new content" are definitely a parody of their Update 3 trailer as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIEnhYio0VQ


audi-goes-fast

Super excited. How are you guys going to prioritize both satifactory and factorio? The month difference between them might be enough time to enjoy satifactory un-rushed, but I'm going to start a new play through, and also want to wait on mods to update. I might wait on this until after I'm done with factorio space age.


WetRainbowFart

Factorio is a completely different developer and publisher.


Swarley_74

So funny :D Can't wait for new stuff informations ♥ I'm sure the pipe advertises a metallic color for the paint !


StigOfTheTrack

0:27 Sitting doggo. New way to get them to stay where we want them, or something rendered outside of the game?


Tormain

Putting my vacation time in right now.


TehGuard

So the first 10 days of September gives me age of mythology retold, stalker 2, space marine 2 and then this. Holy crap


Alarming_Sector3474

right at the first frame where we see the golden pipe, there is an item behind on the belt, i couldnt recognize. looks like adaptive control unit but it kinda is not..


Rostingu2

The one thing Noone saw. The book on the table In the hub and the space Elevator poster in the hub. And most of all, the hub now has a window near the toilet!! This is awesome, who cares about the toilet give me that book, imagine all the secrets inside. Oh my goodness is a person sitting in a chair in the hub! And that parking paint stuff om the ground. The only way this could be better is if I'm not dreaming! What's that disembodied voice? I'm not dreaming! On my goodness. Wait, this is the 1.0 update, that mean we also get optimizations recipe changes and node adjustments!!! What can't cascading style sheets do!!! Mom get the noodles we are having a spaghetti festival.


StigOfTheTrack

> And that parking paint stuff om the ground Do you mean the foundation floor patterns that have been in the game for several updates? Press X.


gemzicle_

Are we getting a story with this release?


ThatChapThere

Yes, yes we are


Sipstaff

Yes


antiheld84

So next the bikini and beach update, right?


Ennui_is_a_town

September 10, 2024


Sylar299

FIRST FACTORIO, NOW THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S TOO MUCH


d3x_Dark

You guys should invite Jace to the 1.0 release stream / party. Dude has been instrumental in building this awesome community, just like Snutt.


HumbertoHW

I hope they do! But since Jace is working part time in another studio, and also developing his own game, I don't know if he'll be able, or have the time to!


itchibli

The same day we get the release date of both Satisfactory 1.0 AND Factorio:Space Age ??? This can't be a coincidence !


valadil

So about the toilet… is the output hookup a liquid or a solid?


Stumbling_Sober

Biomass output.


NovariusDrakyl

I will be really dissapointed if in 1.0 is no toilet build in. Where should i read my proudctions sheets?


barbrady123

Not even gonna put a door on it huh?


Sipstaff

Minimal privacy for Ficsit property


Dark_Akarin

Finally, I’ve been looking forward to this for ages. I’m going to book a week off work and binge play until my eyes bleed.


parmesan777

Omg incredible work !!!


CindysandJuliesMom

But what about toilet paper? Will FICSIT send toilet paper with 1.0.


KMADAMS85

New recipe for leaves and water in the Blender.


wrigh516

This is a great teaser as well as announcement


TheOneArya

Satisfactory and Factorio both announcing their big fall release dates on the same day. They're actually trying to kill us this fall


PeteRobOs

Anyone else notice the glow coming off the top of the new building at the beginning? Reminds me of Chernobyl and Cherenkov radiation


Graysir

lol, this was actually funny :)


Domino_Societas

Remember pioneers: You can always tell them it’s a CoffeeStain.


JeffIsInTheName

Its 10th of september.


templar4522

Good date. It would not have been nice if it came out right when Factorio released its 2.0 and dlc. Instead, there is just enough time for a playthrough in between. Also wtf, why did they announce their release dates the same day...


TrulySinclair

The large machine on the top, I don't think it's independent factory buildings, I think it could very well be one large, long, late-game machine related to the Ores that don't get used yet based on the pink fluid either going in or out of it. It just looks like one long factory building sitting on top, no pipes or belts seem to go between them. Actually looking closer, from left to right we have clear inputs on the left, and outputs on the right, and especially along the entire thing we only see a single green power indicator! It's a single building!


Durkza

Yes!!!!


VsTheWall

I'm just glad both Satisfactory 1.0 and Factorio 2.0 (+expansion) are over a month apart. Gives me time to give both a proper spin before falling back in to my routine of being indecisive about which factory to grow today.


amaven85

So excited. I'll have to take a few days off around then


Neonerdlady

I just screamed with excitement (then went and flushed a toilet) And now I am requesting the 10th and 11th of September off


99X

I’m going to start playing on Friday, as it gives a few days for any hot patches they might be unexpectedly needed


Legends_Arkoos_Rule2

Damn school starts after then


Lonefear

would be cool if toilet flush actually give you speed boost. pooing makes you lighter. Nevermind me. Now gotta wait till september. dang it.


miversen33

Look, this is exciting and all, but if I can't flush the toilet in 1.0, I will riot CoffeeStain


RusionR

Damn, I was close. I guessed September 16th.


ARandomPileOfCats

The good news: The toilet now flushes. The bad news: you need a tier 6 unlock and a a bunch of highly complex plumbing to make it work...


willcard

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW|downsized)


TurnipFire

Parkour confirmed???


Exodus180

if its not next week I dont have the patience to know lol, excited for them!


Protheu5

Damn, that's too long. I bought it five years ago, I can't wait any longer! I demand a refund on my 7842 hours played copy. I'll maybe buy it again after release, though. Actually, forget the refund, I think I didn't build a ring railroad yet. Without automation. I think I'll be done by release.


Dshark

What the fuck did I just watch? What are those new buildings? Are they adding Pooping Mechanics?


echom

Taking a quick look there's a few things I noticed. 1) The post-flush scene (wait for it) 2) There's a machine I don't recognize in the opening scene, directly in front of the Coffee Stain logo. 3) Some pipes shown are metallic, not colored. Looks kinda neat. 4) The engineer jumps over a belt. I don't recognize the components on that belt.


Gameboyatron

There was also a jumpscare in the stream lol https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxCzG7ERbqR4hs_ktdNCBW8uh9f9g8NUS5?si=zMyz9pZx4L3equMo


Temporal_Illusion

**GREAT CATCH!** 1. I don't know if there are others, but this might refer to the **pink fluid** coming from the *New Building* shown at the beginning of the Teaser Video. 2. I will share with those whom mangage the Wiki and see if they want to add it. Thanks for Sharing. 😁


SignpostMarv

Lizard Doggo Butthole reveal


Coveinant

Damn, I picked the perfect time to get into this game.


_davedor_

how do you get golden pipe skin?


OddfellowJacksonRedo

Until I can hook the sump pump to a biofuel generator, this is useless.


ImpossibleMachine3

I call BS. Running flat out like that would totally cause a premature ejection of waste.


ANormleGuy

Isn't the big sign at 0.0 in front of the space elevator also a new part?


Tiroler_Manu

Was hoping for a homage to Jace "Vamonooos" as he was running to the toilet.....


Ragostacos

I should probably learn how trains work before this is out


a5tr0_o

I was memeing in YT chat right before the countdown finished and said “if the toilet doesn’t flush I don’t care”. Then the video opened with the stomach growl and I thought to myself “No fucking way, they did it”.


easyremotemoney

Finally the IBS update


SamohtGnir

I always had head-cannon that our character could be an android or something. Guess that's not true. XD


SmashingBen

Could the new building be a cyclotron? Cyclotrons can in theory be used for nuclear fusion and have a similar round look, though they are usually a bit smaller I think. Particles get spun around in this kind of accelerator through oscillating electric fields and hit a target when they reach terminal speed. The machine itself doesnt spin like it is in the trailer, but there is some similarity in that sense. (Maybe the Magnetic field generator is used here) Its been a while since my physics classes so feel free to call out stuff that I explained incorrectly


sirblobsalot

I’d say one of my top 5 favorite games of all time. The vision of the game since early inception has grown tremendously and I always find myself coming back for more!


Heartlexx

I just started a new save with 40h... last time i played was v3 . Is there a point in continuing or just wait for the game to actually release? ( this is the actual game release right? ) Asking because i don't feel like redoing everything lol


wambman

Yes this is the actual game release. Start over.


Reinerr0

Another game company that loves to release trailers without gameplay - You should make small edition movies for rule34 instead.


Hour-Mistake-5235

Epic sequence to be honest. Best Slow motion since the matrix.


monkeybiscuitlawyer

Can't help but notice a distinct lack of any mention of story content.  Is no one else concerned about that? That seems like the kind of thing you might want to at least allude to in a 1.0 release trailer, no?


Sunlagounet

I wish for Japanese toilets.


ZelWinters1981

THE SHITTER!


MakinBones

Does that mean we will be able to use the toilet?


parishiIt0n

We only need Dyson Sphere Program to announce their release for the hattrick!


Phaedo

I think Foundry are looking to do big release around then too. If I were them, I'd hold off because absolutely no-one is going to be playing Foundry then.


Hertje73

Too much coffee gives you explosive diarrhea?


azab1898

Finally, some proper content


PengyD123

does someone on the dev team have an incontinence fetish?


PengyD123

does someone on the dev team have an incontinence fetish?


Degenerecy

I haven't played in awhile but I know a mod has them but did they add floor holes to the base game? Conveyor belts seem to go through the floor and the pipes as well. Or is this simply them using the clipping mechanics?


TravelingGonad

Hey I left you a little present at the HUD.


MortalSynth

The real joke from/among the devs is that they are done filling the game with shit and are ready to flush, right? Why call the release their flush? I say this as someone who remembers their community update videos guy leaving to do his own thing but not before communicating the disdain the company seemed to reserve for employees and fans who valued the content. Even the ingame apathetic dystopian corporate Ficsit humor feels like a play into the "screw you" vibe. Anyone feel this?


SignpostMarv

Everything you just said seems like utter nonsense.


TuhanaPF

No, you're the only one who feels this, because it's rubbish.


MortalSynth

im just negative, feels wholesome, glad to be wrong.


Mestyo

So are we actually getting vaulting too, or was that just a custom animation for the trailer?


Brahlam

Wohoooooo


Brahlam

Also must be some genetically enhanced clone with super human peristaltic doing moves like that and sprinting while fighting the inevitable


axoi_artreus

Have to start again for a 100 hours game


TheLiquidOne

Do you guys know if the 1.0 is compatible with previous versions? Will I need to restart my 0.8 save?


sp847242

All of their previous updates generally worked with existing saves. So far there's been nothing to indicate that 1.0 would be any different. Though there might be some terrain changes that may affect your base. And some resource nodes will be changing - some are going away, some are changing output, and there are some new ones. But as always, back up your save files, just in case there's bugs.


DarkonFullPower

Yes and no. You CAN used your old save. It will boot and run. There will be recipe and node changes that may mess with your factory. And some of the story triggers may fail. But the "win" trigger will still work.


kdpflush

So this is not a video of someone desperately needing to shit but someone desperately needing to flush?


doctor0

So stoked on the full release! the story elements have me captivated and can't wait to dive on in.


jrherita

Is there any chance we'll get some benchmarks before release date? I have a lot of friends who want to play on Day 1, but my wife's PC needs a new GPU. I'd like to buy the right GPU for this game. Thanks! (She has an i5-12600KF CPU).


JormLokison

Got a 3 Week vacation starting 1 Day before. Any one knows cheap Diapers for Adults?