You know in movies where the military guys land via parachute then start pulling in all the paracord? It’s like that, but no one’s pulling it in and it’s coming out of a bears ass. It’s not fun.
Peter North was a porn star in the '80s and into the 90s. He was known for his ridiculous, explosive cumshots. You know like what a beer can does if you shake it up and open it.
*sighs, opens comments*
Please....have a seat...
*unzips comments*
We've been waiting on you to get started. Here, grab a seat by me... 😆
Everything reminds me of him
Everything reminds me of her from Thailand
Oh. This is not the best thing to see after the tapeworm bear.
goddammit, i had JUST wiped that video from my memory
I'm curious so I want to look it up but at the same time idk if I should after seeing your comment...
As someone who has let their curiosity allow them to research and view things that they never should’ve seen, don’t.
I’ll paint a visual. 30 foot strings out of a bears butt. Like 10 strings. Lots of gifs of spaghetti eating in comments.
Well, I know for sure that I'm not looking that up. Thanks 🤣
Anytime! But also hopefully never again.
You know in movies where the military guys land via parachute then start pulling in all the paracord? It’s like that, but no one’s pulling it in and it’s coming out of a bears ass. It’s not fun.
Lmaoooo
Imma have nightmares about those snakes, oops, I mean tapeworms
WHY? Why did you HAVE to bring that up?
I’m scared to ask!
Damn it. Now there’s another rabbit hole to fall into.
Who wins .. Tapeworm Bear vs Cocaine Bear
COKEWORM BEAR!!!
I can see it now. Disgusting 🤣
No shit!!! Totally agreee
>Oh. This is not the best thing to see after the tapeworm bear. Saw your post, scrolled down a few saw the damn bear worm, came back to say ^🤢🤮
Omg and I’m NOT going to look
Giant cinnamon bun icing dispenser?
This or oreo icing
Brb, getting a big spoon!
No, this cum
I wanna know what it actually is though.
Peter North, Inc.
Age yourself a little? These kids have NO idea about The Beer Can.
Oh no. Whats the story here?
Peter North was a porn star in the '80s and into the 90s. He was known for his ridiculous, explosive cumshots. You know like what a beer can does if you shake it up and open it.
Well, I am in my 40s...
Hell I'm 60. I was watching Peter North in the 80s
December 1st
idk what that is but i wanna get in there and feel it on my skin
They say it’s good for skin
Me when your mom
Saudis when they see a woman’s ankle
I should call him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is it
I think it might be silly cone
What about serious cone?
Coy cone?
Baby gravy
I was waiting for the camera pan to the milking machines
Fertility harvester
December 1st
Is this moisture cream thingy?
Well this is a bot account
Bro got too excited
Gooooo. What is gooooo.
NNN
It puts the lotion on its skin…
Pov femboy hooters
Same
My youtuber just finished talking about cum.and I scroll to this Wha-
When my wife pops a pimple on my back
This is my kingdom come
This is my k****** c***
I should call him
Me about 10 minutes ago after boxing with the one eyed clown.
Hangover wank.
I better not comment on it... 😂😂😂
Is this how tantric works? If so sign me up.
Pornographic
My average Friday night
Nice
If only a guy's can cum out this smooth instead of a mess. 😆
First of December
First it goes red, then it goes black.
we all thinking the same thing
You knew what you were doing...
No matter what we breed
Can I lick it?
Least viscous 3d cum
When you haven't wanked for over a week.
When you haven't seen bae in a while.
I wish..
The guy she told you not to worry about
Finally out after 8 years hard time
This is my kingdom cum. This is my kingdom cum
That place looks India for sure!
CUM
Aside from the obvious innuendos, I don't like how ungloved hands touched whatever that is
Yo despues de la paja:
I could only dream of having a poop so smooth.
neflix: are you still watching? my gf when i having a semi-bad day and after eating some unknown thing with an aphrodisiac
This is my kingdom came
This is my kingdom come
Me if I were in the same universe as avatar(with the Na'vi)
When she brushes my hand while bagging my groceries:
Woman on bus accidentally touches my leg
Kingdom cum
Yo momma so fat