Well, poop is filled with gut bacteria, and if you have healthy gut bacteria (or your dog does) then it probably wouldn't hurt to do a full bowel insertion (FBI). I recommend colonic interruption and aspiration (CIA) as well.
Not sure what that is but Urine is sterile, so just I recommend just peeing on your dishes, also if you're a biological male (or female and are extremely fucking talented 😎), you can even get some stuck on food off!!
While it’s true that you could remove stuck on food with the urine approach, I prefer to meet filth with filth. Remember what I said about healthy gut bacteria? If you cover all dish ware with projectile diarrhea, then you won’t even notice the food crumbs. If anything, your dishes will be cleaner than ever! See? Win-win! I’ll walk you through the procedure.
1) Place “dirty” dish on a dish rack with a stable footing between two and five feet off the floor.
2) Consume copious amounts of yogurt (I recommend either Nebraskan or South Javan) laced with laxatives
3) Drop trou, bend over, spread your cheeks with your hands, and sight between your legs using your knees as a guide.
4) Let fly.
5) Return here to thank me when you’re done.
I personally found it very satisfying that the water was able to lift the backhoe. Felt like the operator was testing out something my heart needed to know, for science.
Guess this guy never washed a spoon the wrong way.
You wash your spoons?
You... you don't, you just leave them dirty?? That's slightly concerning.
When you're done using your spoon, it's not dirty because you clean it with your mouth.
Everyone knows dogs’ mouths are the cleanest. We just lay our dirty utensils and dishes out and the pupper takes care of it all.
That’s also a good way to save on toilet paper 👍
May I hire you as my financial advisor and spiritual guru?
Wait 🤨 📸
This thread is on a extrem downward spiral! I like it
that's it, enough Reddit for today
There’s a lot of bacteria in the mouth. You could get sick from that. I recommend anal insertion for all flatware. That way you avoid mouth bacteria.
Hmm fair point. Like a quick in and out? Or does it have to stay in there a while like a pot soaking in the sink?
Well, poop is filled with gut bacteria, and if you have healthy gut bacteria (or your dog does) then it probably wouldn't hurt to do a full bowel insertion (FBI). I recommend colonic interruption and aspiration (CIA) as well.
Not sure what that is but Urine is sterile, so just I recommend just peeing on your dishes, also if you're a biological male (or female and are extremely fucking talented 😎), you can even get some stuck on food off!!
While it’s true that you could remove stuck on food with the urine approach, I prefer to meet filth with filth. Remember what I said about healthy gut bacteria? If you cover all dish ware with projectile diarrhea, then you won’t even notice the food crumbs. If anything, your dishes will be cleaner than ever! See? Win-win! I’ll walk you through the procedure. 1) Place “dirty” dish on a dish rack with a stable footing between two and five feet off the floor. 2) Consume copious amounts of yogurt (I recommend either Nebraskan or South Javan) laced with laxatives 3) Drop trou, bend over, spread your cheeks with your hands, and sight between your legs using your knees as a guide. 4) Let fly. 5) Return here to thank me when you’re done.
I wash before and after I spoon.
To clean your spoon after use, flip upside down, reinsert and rub tongue in a circular pattern. 69 percent of the time it works every time.
"Well, that ain't gonna work. I'm so glad I wore brown pants today."
Yea and that hunk of junk weighs around 50,000 lbs.
20.9 tons or 46,076lbs
Wow, that’s 8.45 Wall Street Charging Bull statues!
Bucket is clean now.
why is this posted on this sub lol
I personally found it very satisfying that the water was able to lift the backhoe. Felt like the operator was testing out something my heart needed to know, for science.
Okay when you put it like that, I could see it
Excavator.
What’s OSHA’s number? 🤓
911
"Pressure washer vs machine bucket" Are these AI bot accounts getting dumber..?
Pressure water is like a superhero with its high-powered blast, while the machine bucket is more like a trusty sidekick, reliable but not as flashy.
It’s water pressure, not pressure water. Not sure what you and OP have going on here.
It’s battle water
It's pressurized water, what do any of you have going on?
So now what's the plan? Clearly they can't pile dirt on it to quash that jet.
All they can do now is find the water main 🤷
“Ooooooh shit! Phew! Whoops…”
They fucked some major pipeline
r/idiotswithCATS
I bet there is a little bit of pee or poop in the operator’s pants 😆
Weeeeee
This is a bucket
Someone forgot to check the schematics before digging
I am a fire sprinkler fitter. Water pressure is no joke! I’ve seen some wild stuff
Not gonna lie, but seems kind of fun
When your girlfriend/sis tells you she's not a squirter, then this happens.
Bruh
go step on legos.