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Careless-Fox-3616

The fact that it’s a BMW makes this that much funnier


dasdaseqweqew

drives a beamer and can't afford to buy her own cart?


microgiant

She drove a beat up old pickup truck when she made her fortune selling second-hand laundry carts. Now she's finally rich enough to afford a BMW, but old habits die hard.


Shaquille_oatmealsrt

I wouldnt say rich. Those X1s sell cheap af used and I've hardly ever seen one come into my dealer in decent condition. It always seems like the people who buy them can't afford the car and they get trashed so fast. This is a perfect example of how it happens 😂


microgiant

She's "rich" by the standards of people who make their living by selling second hand laundry carts.


asciishallreceive

That's a 2013 X1; see them for ~$9k or about 1/3 of a Nissan Altima.


WYOrob75

A yes, that ole’ nugget


stupiderslegacy

Or maybe can't afford to buy her own cart *because* she drives a beamer


SoDi1203

Based on the behaviour…. never payed for anything in life….free for grabs is a life style for some entitled ppl… glad to see karma always there when needed:)


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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afterwash

Beemer. Beamers are tiddies


[deleted]

It's actually bimmer. Beemers are bmw motorcycles.


afterwash

Bimmer is a you thing. Beemer is more common verbiage


[deleted]

Clearly you don't know shit about BMW.


afterwash

Google it yourself. For being a know it all you don't know shit


leo-ms

He's right, though. Just because it's "common verbage", doesn't make it correct.


[deleted]

Stay proud of being ignorant. Have you ever owned a BMW?


afterwash

How lovely. You refuse. Must be an Ameritard


[deleted]

After you get a job, save enough for a 5 series, buy a new bimmer, talk to some enthusiasts, then spew your nonsense. Lmao. So proud so brave


leo-ms

This is correct. ⬆️


AstaAdonis

Dikke BMW!!


galaxyapp

Must be a base base model if it's not even power liftgate...


Old-Application-9307

You’re so right. BMW drivers think they’re better than everyone on the road in my opinion.


dasdaseqweqew

then she puts the cart back! LMAO!!


Lt_Hatch

Plan is to lie about how it happened. Can't have any evidence of your sheer stupidity.


Wi538u5

Yeah like the window is toast, might as well drive away with the cart. 🤷‍♂️


asrrak

Yeah. Lose Lose situation


DirtyFatB0Y

Should have just stolen it at that point.


4PumpDaddy

Clearly cursed


legendary_millbilly

That's some instakarma right there. "Thou shalt not steal" laundry carts.


AstaAdonis

You could say it was instant


Ordinary_dude_NOT

If you are stealing a laundry cart while driving BMW X1, maybe it’s time to downgrade and save money


[deleted]

But why is she leaving the cart now that she can carry it?


big-ol-kitties

Probably gonna call it into insurance as vandalism. Can’t have the evidence of her guilt/stupidity lying around.


krismitka

I rewatched the video assuming this was her plan. Like, she damaged the interior on accident earlier, then used the cart to break with window out and claim robbery.  It kinda works :)


raccoonsonbicycles

Adjuster: "So based on the pictures you sent, the window was broken -" Her: "yeah" Adjuster: "-from the inside" Her: "....." Adjuster: "......" Her: "Yeah Crazy Eddie always be sneaking into cars and then forgetting how to get out so he stole my radio then broke the window to get out!" Adjuster: "you still have a portable car radio?"


Fickle_Yam_5482

That doesnt make sense though. If that was her plan than why make a big scene in public of "pretending" to steal a shopping cart and not just do it in your own house where no one can see.


krismitka

Of course it doesn’t make sense. It’s me making up an absurd story in my head, then watching the video again for fun, imaging that’s her logic. You don’t get invited to parties, do you?


[deleted]

Well thought


11teensteve

I mean, wouldn't you just take it out at the house before you called the insurance company? It's not a permanent modification.


RogersSteve07041920

Bad karma if we steal and cheat.


Impressive-Message45

"Someone broke into my car" when she's getting her new window installed


Son0fSanf0rd

safelight repair safelight replace


patacas4080

Damn it, now i have it in my head, but the Portuguese version Carglass repara! Carglass substitui! (It means the exact same thing)


Son0fSanf0rd

> Damn it, now i have it in my head, 😂


stuyboi888

Auto glass repair Auto glass replace


lavideca

I hate you. Why would you do this to me?


Glum-Bathroom8359

When you're a dumb criminal


lk79

That's a definite case of Kart-ma


[deleted]

She's paying at least 20% interest on that car.


Moist-Car817

Serves the twat right.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Indeed


BigD3nergy

The lack of spacial awareness is baffling 🫤


dyshynky

Spatial


BigD3nergy

Aah! I couldn’t remember the spelling. Thank you. Germans say Spätzle awareness 🤭


[deleted]

Hallmark of low iq.


stuyboi888

Yea like why ram it down. Just put it down slow, see if it catches. Ohh it catches, need to put down the seat.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Lmfao owns a luxurious SUV and cant afford to buy her own cart??? Priorities must be really hard


Indricothere

Auto glass man here. That was a 600+ dollar move right there.


Val78tn

Karma 😎


fello04

HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A BMW AND NEEDS TO STEAL A SHOPPING CART???


Classic_Elevator7003

Poor instincts. Most regular people would recognise its a bad idea, not her.


Cargopedia

Talk about a crash course in karma! 🚗💥


Voodoops_13

Then she's just playing with the glass with her bare hands.


Al-Ilham

At that point why even bother leaving the trolley, the damage is already done


PossibleTumbleweed57

Instant karma😛


DarkStarGemini

lol don’t steal I guess


hoy394

Karma is now faster than light


Ur_a_adjective_noun

BMW. Probably taking up a handicapped spot as well.


[deleted]

If You driving a Beamer & going to a laundry mat, your priorities in life are out-of-order.


i_is_anonymous

Seems fair


Physical-Equal-1601

el que es una rata , siempre va a ser una rata. lo bueno que el karma fue instantáneo. terrible bemba y se quería llevar el chango...


Skullchaser666

Thief karma is the best 😆


Verified_Peryak

Cheh


BadIdea-21

In my mind she learnt her lesson like "you know what? I might actually be in the wrong here, that's not mine to take, I'll just give it back"


who_you_are

_Uh oh those weels_ _see him taking a good swing to close that door_ _And here we go the bang!_ _break the window_ _Back to the studio!_


big6135

Might as well just take the cart at this point


Lactating-almonds

Damn all that and she put the cart back! At least it fit might as well go 😂


StewartConan

Karma


Atakamii11

The Gittertier is fighting back.


wasabiplz

It's great to see the human advancing ‼️


ricoboscosucks

Nice! What an idiot


night-owl-02

Oh fiddlesticks


Main_Push5429

I bet she’s gonna report it to her insurance as vandalism


frknkc

She lost hundreds of dollars for 2-3 dollars


dickwildgoose

How is it that people are this stupid? And have managed to stay alive for so long? Anyone??


Bors713

You already smashed the window, why not continue to steal the cart?


tzippora

She probably stole the car or it's her employer's.


escbln

Hahahaha 🤣


Drawtaru

I can only hope the same thing happened to at least some of the people who stole the small carts from the grocery store I work at. We started with 25 about 2 years ago. We're down to 6.


brewberry_cobbler

Man people are dumb lol. If it’s close… close it nice and slow…


Specific-Scale6005

hahaha


lastdarknight

In for a penny in for a pound


alwayslearning8899

IF only it was also raining. (would have been icing on the cake) 😁


Salt_Copy_4771

Bubbles????


Helpful-Ad6769

Why is there always a particular group of people only


K1ngofsw0rds

So she used the cart to break the glass?!? Wow what amazing problem solving


Intrepid_Dream2619

Zim Zimmer, the laundry cart broke the window in my Beamer


SharkBait209

Honestly at that point just take it. Damage is done.


Jesus_Chrheist

Small guess (as a Dutch guy): Detroit?


Gravytonic

Wouldn't expect any less from X1, a vehicle that attracts poorest and dumbest mother fuckers that can barely scrape by to get a BMW badge.


Debstar1988

You might as well leave it now


MaintenanceOk7047

That window ain’t getting fixed, she gonna put a black plastic bag haha 😂


No_Meal9534

Driving a BMW suv and still trying to steal the cart. Instant karma.


jplumber614

Never puts the cart back


keepitsqueeky

Hi, is there where I make an insurance claim? Yes? Well girl listen to this, I was tying to steal a shopping cart with my bmw when something so terrible happened. I loaded it into my car and tried to close the door and wouldn't you know it, the damn thing broke my back windscreen. Its completely broken, and I returned the shopping cart out of shame and dejection. Do I have coverage for this?


Long-Arm7202

Average BMW owner


Bmathis6620

Thank you Karma


MOo0stafa

So what is satisfying in this?


purvel

OP is a bot, they are just spamming reposts.


OliverJesmon

Woman ☕️


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!