I'm not sure about the rest of the cast but Ryan was one that really hated Hoedown and that was why most of his lines turned into making fun of the game or Drew.
“My father told son, when I was just a lad, stay away from hoedown haters, because they are very bad, they don’t know how to have fun and they are kind of scary, they are all like that nerd I know, that jerk Drew Carey” - Ryan
“That jerk Drew Carey” - All
The new host of To Catch a Predator. "Michael have a seat, but before we get into your chat log with a 12 year old, let's start off right. Let's play scenes from a hat. Things you don't want your new cell mate to say."
"See you at home! I hope you're cooking something great tonight!"
I don't know that I would know what to do in that scenario other than warn my boyfriend that apparently Drew Carey has decided he'll be living with us?
"Coming up is everyone's favorite game, Hoedown!"
Oh Lord, I thought I was the only one who didn't like hoedown.
I'm not sure about the rest of the cast but Ryan was one that really hated Hoedown and that was why most of his lines turned into making fun of the game or Drew.
“My father told son, when I was just a lad, stay away from hoedown haters, because they are very bad, they don’t know how to have fun and they are kind of scary, they are all like that nerd I know, that jerk Drew Carey” - Ryan “That jerk Drew Carey” - All
Or Irish Drinking Song
Oddly enough I don't remember the cast hating that one as much as Hoedown even though they were similar games.
Well, except for Colin.
Meeeooowwww
"Hoedown" usually has a lot of good bits. There's a lot of nonsense & silliness in that game. I'm curious why they don't care for it.
From what I remember. Ryan's main gripe with it is that it is one of the hardest games to come up with stuff.
That’s right I’m teaming up with Disney to launch the “Geppetto Cinematic Universe.”
inb4 it gets canceled because of Pleasure Island and everything /uj Oh, and Anton Yelchin was in this too? Now I'm sad
"Hey... are you awake?"
You're the winner, now come to my bedroom.
"Have you heard? I just saw Phish at The Sphere!"
Came here for this. 10/10
The points DO matter.
"You know, there's a special place in HELL for contestants who bid $1."
"Things you'd like to see on my OnlyFans."
bzzzz Bzzzzz Bzzzzz Drew:
Cleveland Sucks.
You gonna eat that ??
"I'm pregnant."
"Actual retail price- zero dollars, you lose!"
“I ate a bean burrito an hour ago”
I’m marrying Mimi
i f@cked mimi last night.
"You know what...the points do matter today."
“What sex with me would be like”
"Was it good for you?"
Sooo how’s your Aunt?
“Good Morning, I had a lot of fun last night”
To up the sex appeal of the show I’ve decided to come back and replace Aisha Taylor.
The new host of To Catch a Predator. "Michael have a seat, but before we get into your chat log with a 12 year old, let's start off right. Let's play scenes from a hat. Things you don't want your new cell mate to say."
I now pronounce you man and wife. Welcome to marriage, where intimacy is dead and the vows dont matter.
I'm trying out a new style tonight, bear with me.
The points don't matter.
“I’m your father.”
Is that better or worse than, "call me daddy"?
"Bend"over as he puts on gloves
“Things you don’t wanna hear from Drew Carey”
“Sorry about that. Can I get you a towel?”
"Imma dress you up like Mimi and we're going to play a variation of Plinko...brace yourself!"
“I AM your father!”
Cooooommmmeeee. oooon Me you're the next contestant on
"I hate to tell you this, but you have six months to live."
His voice
Good morning sunshine!
"I'm cumming!"
Keep the change.
Great news! Your wife has chosen me to have your threesome with!
"I'm leaving whose line is it anyway and Aisha Tyler will take over as host"
"The Drew Carey Show is finally coming to streaming, but *only* the live episodes."
Bend over, spread, and cough, don't worry, it's definitely my finger
His voice.
I'm leaving to be the host of the Price is Wrong. Wanna come and be my "Read the marketing information on Spaghettios?" person?
The current show I am hosting has been cancelled.
Young man Ill see you at my desk, after the show
You have been outbid by $1...once again.
Literally anything
“Pull my finger”
\*Whips out ukulele\* "Hey."
I'm sorry, you didn't win the car. There was a misprint on the tag. It wasn't the right MSRP. Think Pat Sajak, who I am thrilled to see retired.
Hi I’m drew Carey and I’m your proctologist
“See you at the post show orgy?”
Hey D23, here’s the first look at ‘Superstar Limo: The Movie’.
guess what everybody? in this episode the points *do* matter this time!
Anything.
I’m going to Diddy you.
"if you want a spot on this show, you'll have to appear in Gepetto 3: Puppetmaster In Space. Filming begins next week and should wrap by mid 2028"
"See you at home! I hope you're cooking something great tonight!" I don't know that I would know what to do in that scenario other than warn my boyfriend that apparently Drew Carey has decided he'll be living with us?
"When I lie, something of mine gets bigger. You wonder why there's always someone under the desk? Also, the points \*do\* really matter. heh heh heh!"
I think I want to run a real game show!