My first thought was coming out in the LGBTQ sense, and was about to say that you could still say that about your spouse. But I understand your joke now.
"It's a mix of everything. This one here..full of bugs and glitches. I can't get rid of this damn thing or get it to work right no matter how many times I yell, curse and slap it around too"
“Whoa. It’s gotten huge!”
“Eh, I don’t think it’s worth the money I spent on it now.”
“I’m gonna sell it online… or maybe at a garage sale.”
“I’ve played it so much, most of it is barely functional.”
I prefer modern digital storage to old school physical storage. The rub is that it's easy to forget how many you've bought sometimes, and you end up quickly passing over the ones that don't immediately interest you.
They all have perks. You jump on one. This one is for boxing. This one right here is for when you really want to shoot something; it’ll let you do that. And over there you’ll see the collection that will let you play with more than one friend.
Game play a little simple the ai is a little dumb but the sound track is perfect
Time to platinum for third time this month
I like my game just the way it is mods will ruin the natural charm of the game
I don’t believe in cheat codes because if you can’t do it the right way the first time just gives you more chance to succeed with more experience later.
This one didn’t age well
"To get that one to work you need to blow in the bottom and tap it a few times before putting it in." I'm not proud I wrote this.
🤣
I'm not proud that I laughed.
But you should be! Besides, it’s a great Nintendo/Sega reference
Ever try licking your finger and running it down the crack?
Credit for having the huevos to write what a lot of us were thinking.
I paid a lot for this one from Japan but I'm not going to play with it.
Ive played with it, its worn out
this one only came out a couple years ago
My first thought was coming out in the LGBTQ sense, and was about to say that you could still say that about your spouse. But I understand your joke now.
Good ones so far, here's mine. "They're cheaper if you by used"
"I beat them all"
they say there are 200 of these buried in the new mexico desert
When I'm done playing with this one, I'll pass it along to my friends so they can also have fun and move on to the next one.
I know which buttons to press..
i’ve got plenty, but this one is my favourite
Multiplayer is my favorite
Take it out, shake it a little and then blow it
This would be more fun if I got my friends to join me
"Sure she's old, but a good blow in the slot and she's ready to give me a long night of enjoyment!"
Yeah it's 10 years old, but still one of my favorites.
I queued for hours to get this!
Collects dust.
Wow. That one was boring.
Damn that’s huge
I can always trade it for a newer one.
All my buddies have hammered it from end to end…
The graphics were good back in the day but really haven't held up over time. Story gets repetitive too.
Paying more for a game than playing it? Now that’s dedication!
It's large, but comforting
This is still fun today.
Blow on it and stick it back in.
"It's an older model. Takes a while to get going, but still fun to play with if there's nothing else to do."
"It's a mix of everything. This one here..full of bugs and glitches. I can't get rid of this damn thing or get it to work right no matter how many times I yell, curse and slap it around too"
I know which buttons to push to most enjoyment!
I should really get rid of this garbage.
I know I used to be able to turn it on, but for some reason the same things just aren't working any more...
Is it multi-player?
I’m bored of it now.
You'd think these would work better with how well they're taken care of
I think I may need to swap around
Just one more turn
“Whoa. It’s gotten huge!” “Eh, I don’t think it’s worth the money I spent on it now.” “I’m gonna sell it online… or maybe at a garage sale.” “I’ve played it so much, most of it is barely functional.”
I think I need some more variety.
The whole neighbourhood played with this when we were young.
It's pristine and still in the original wrap, never been played with...
Rubbing alcohol and a white eraser really helped.
I trade out with my friends all the time
Yeah the base game is great, but the DLC is WAY better
I have loved this one for the longest time but I do believe that I'm getting the new version when it comes out
Wow, I won! Guess I’ll take it back and buy a new one! I keep losing before I really finish!
I can't wait for the sequel!
Everyone played this one 10 years ago and now nobody wants to touch it.
Too Much Dialogue
All my friends beat it as well.
“They don’t make them like this anymore.”
I want to upgrade
I beat this one regularly.
I like that they are old and don’t charge me to play.
They'll never fuck my oldest friend
Paying more for a game than actually playing it? Now that's a true collector!
Oh yes. Time to have fun with this gore fest XXX game that I got from Japan.
“I don’t have enough.”
If I get bored I can just switch to a different one
I can't wait to start collecting next gen titles.
I love my video games
There’s still time to return this one
"I don't like this one, it's time to trade it in"
I prefer modern digital storage to old school physical storage. The rub is that it's easy to forget how many you've bought sometimes, and you end up quickly passing over the ones that don't immediately interest you.
It exists
It's nice but it takes an awful lot of space.
I don’t have one
Hm. Used to be a lot of fun.
Eh, I could take it or leave it.
Outdated I need to upgrade
Not as good as it was back in the day
What do you mean the trade in value is only $2.46? I just bought this one!
People think they’re just toys, but I see it as an investment.
My mom used to play this one all the time! My brother and sister used to play it at the same time!
Dating Sims normally just cut to credits at this point. I didn’t purchase the marriage dlc.
This one was a complete waste of money
It's old dusty and cheap now
I’m ready for an all nighter! This just after I just gave the misses the best 5 minutes if her life.
So there’s a button you press….
I wonder if I should buy any of the add-on’s?
They all have perks. You jump on one. This one is for boxing. This one right here is for when you really want to shoot something; it’ll let you do that. And over there you’ll see the collection that will let you play with more than one friend.
At least this game doesn't get jealous when I play that game too
"You wanna play?"
I have so much fun with this!
"This got a lot bigger than I expected"
Just keep getting better looking as time goes on.
I have six of them
I’m bored after 5 minutes
Playing with it gives me hours of pleasure!
I used to do multilayer on this! It was cool, 4 of us could play at the same time!
"This one isn't compatible with the stuff I ahve."
"Sometimes I would rather throw you at the wall, Instead of playing you"
Oh I haven’t touched this one in a long time!
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, jump.
I could play this for hours
I have a 25% completion rate.
This collection is way better than my collection of wives
My parents threw it out when I went to college. =<
This one is an oldie, but a goodie…
Haven't played this one in weeks.
I wish I had more of them.
I'm going to donate these to needy children
I can't beat this game
You don't exist!
Can't wait to get my hands on the next one
I let my friends try all of these, but I never let them out of my sight.
Time to sell this one for the newer one. I know I won't get full value back, but man the new one looks so much better
Most fun I've had since I was 12
I beat the shit out of this
It's gotten bigger every year
I buy them used for $3.00 each.
I always put it away when I’m done with it.
I leave it unfinished when I'm done playing with it.
You were great back in the old days
“Man, things were much simpler back then…”
I prefer mine with the protective seal still intact
I have neither video games nor a wife, but at least I know where to pick up video games.
It’s shit I need a new one
Thank goodness I have something that can still keep me up at night.
I love you, thank you for always being there
Wow this is huge
Mediocre at first, but the multiplayer mode is pretty fun if you can get some friends to come over
"it's not a lot, but it's enough."
This Altered Beast isn't in the best of conditions.
I've wasted years on this shit
I think you can see, like the rest of my collection, there's no dream cast here.
I'm going to put this in the attic/cellar and forget about it.
No special edition here so it's just going to devalue over time.
This one was used when I got it
I've no longer got a hard drive for it but it actually fits fine on floppy and there's still plenty of space.
Suck on that!
Not much that's attractive here. I guess you could say that my Princess is in another castle.
Yeah, I think that the rack could do with replacing.
Sometimes I like to get drunk and bang one in for old time's sake.
I just call it Silicon/e Valley.
This is my Link To The Past.
Look out, I think I can see the Shadow of the Beast
I sometimes think I should get insurance on it.
It's alright but I could still do with a Switch.
This is going to go in my 'ex box' soon.
, and it has a bunch of cheat codes.
I really wish I had a game boy instead of this heap of junk.
To be honest, I think the idea of an Emotion Engine in this was a bit of a marketing ploy at the time.
They don't make them like they used to.
This is my Resident Evil.
Game play a little simple the ai is a little dumb but the sound track is perfect Time to platinum for third time this month I like my game just the way it is mods will ruin the natural charm of the game I don’t believe in cheat codes because if you can’t do it the right way the first time just gives you more chance to succeed with more experience later.
I certainly didn't plan on it but, as you can see, I've ended up with nothing but Horror.
I tend to spend a lot of my time on beat 'em ups.
Should be in a museum really.
It's tough but if there was a fire I wouldn't risk saving it.
The boss battles are tough, yes.
It's not been much fun ever since Sega stopped making consoles.
My wife says she wishes I'd get Aladdin.
Ma,, I have got too much money invested in this stuff.
I haven't played this in years. I should probably sell them.
"I got it from a flea market."
This one's got far too many instructions.
Hopefully there should be a cardboard box for this to live in somewhere.
Best 50 bucks I spent this year.
"this is one of my favorites!" "Trying new ones, mine's almost 18 already. Time really does fly.."
"The first time through was nice, but it gets repetitive on subsequent runs."
They exist.
I like spending all day with my games
Been a while since I played with it but I'm sure I still got it!
What’s the cheat code?
I actually have one!
"I wish there were more of you to love."
Just blow into it, put it back in, and it should work just fine
Oo there's an expansion pack to download
I have one.
I loaned that to a friend and it came back all scratched up! Never doing that again!
Boring. When I originally got it (Colecovision), it cost me a pretty penny. But now. Used ones are cheaper than cheap
Huh. Made in Japan.
I only got 6 hours of fun outta that one, feel like I overpaid.
It's a little dusty, but if you blow on it a bit, should play just fine.
I got this one in a trade with my best friend.
I can pick a new one every night
You can really tell the old ones because of how cheap and corny they look against the new ones.
Got a couple of new ones but most are used
"That one has some issues. You have to smack it a couple of times to get it to work "
That’s just bloatware!
You can borrow it if you promise to return it in the same condition.
Beat that one so many times already
I've played this with my friends so many times!
How much trade-in value does this one have?
Once I open the box, it is worth less.