Happy hour is 6 tonight...

"One of them is a giant sex swing."

Racism.

Free food

Gandhi and actually caring for his dying wife.

A comment on Reddit that everyone upvotes

"Oh I know, blurting out one-word answers instead of scenes! That seems to be universally loved!"

Polygamy

The British empire

A very large magnet at a medieval armor convention

A public stoning.

Super glue

Ice cream. With syrup.

An orgy!

Your towel

Group sex

Twins!

Pickleball.

A black hole

Superglue