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SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
ITS THE EASIEST SOLUTION IN THE WHOLE WORLD
WHAT THE đŹ IS YOUR PROBLEM
SO SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEE-HYDRATION GUN!
?
https://youtu.be/tZexdUCvsXk?si=0JvkjKSK5hr6T43k its a reference to schaffs review of megamind doom syndicate
Ahh yes, the video makes it look like a controversial plot hole. Nvm it always was
Your pfp makes this so much better.
I'm Gonna Tell Po, He'll Deal With This
Heâs gonna do what he did to kai
Ban him to the spirit realm
Wushi finger hold, it's the only solution.
Skadoosh.
*Wuxi
Give him the good ol dick twist
Give him the good ol what now ?????
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Yeah it works great on my kids.
Late circumcision
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
Mods, pin him down and twist his nuts counter-clockwise
Slice his midsection out with a knife(it was mid)
You will do what you must
He will try...
He has failed him u/spaceman_006, he has failed him.
Say âYOU'RE mid!â
Make them noodles. Either you make badass noodles, or you prove them wrong
Skadoosh
Kill Him.
Kill him now
~~clap his ass~~ Send him to the rice fields mothafucka!
Show him more footage of mr ping
See dialogue of knowledge core from Portal 1 for instructions.
Delete his testicals
Kill him with a hammer
Cover him in paper cuts and put him in a bathtub filled with Lime Juice
Add him to your broth
Eat his liver
make life.... give the lemons back
Force them to watch Megamind VS the Doom Sydicate and Megamind Rules in its entirety for his spewing of lies. Also SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!
What if you don't have the gun?
Easy: Strap them to a chair and use a REAL gun (For example, an FN F2000) if they try to sleep.
Sacrifice him to the god of death: Mort.
Cast a spell on him to where he has to manually think of breathing
SEEK AND DESTROY!!!!!!
Tell him **"that he'll never eat lunch in this town again!"**
Get a new friend
Kill him
Make him bite the curb
In 4k?
Have no mercy, eat his soul
Whooshy finger hold immediately
Heâs no longer worthy of being a friend.
Sometimes violence is the answer
K I L L
I wanna wake up tomorrow and see the title of your post be "my ex friend..."
Beat them with hammers
The chances of getting killed by Mr Ping are low, but never zero
Rip and tear, until it is done
Call his mom mid
Execute him, publicly.
He is not one of the noodle folk. Broth does not run through his veins
Unfriend
Get Po to handle them
hes gonna have the noodle nightmare
Oh wait twist his body into a noodle. Then they'll learn!
Take a page from skipper and the penguins, kill him and eat his liver
They were just joking about that. Right?
Nothing Its the secret ingredient
Strangle him with a mass amount of noodles
Cannibalize him.
Throw him in the kfc deep fryerÂ
fucking end him
Go Mid.... medieval on his ass.
Shovel. Bonk. Hole. Cover. Hide
You were so quick to respond using that. Should i be concerned?
Just making OP aware of their options
You had the noodle dream
Tell us every detail . I got time \*sits down\*
HANG HIM, MAKE SURE HE IS DEAD, MR PING SLANDER IS INTOLERABLE AND UNFORGIVABLE
Tell him you obviously never tried his food xD
Murder
Find better friends
Make him work at his restaurant serving noodles
turn his blood veins into noodles and use them in his secret ingredient recipe
PURGE HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE AND SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
Feed him secret ingredient soup(just store bought ramen).
They have never had the noodle dream
The only logical choice is torture him to death
there is a secret recipe... but you will never see it
SHOOT HIM WITH THE ~~DEHYDRATION~~ GUN
Wuxi Finger Hold
Get a new friend.
Terminate the friendship immediantly. Or just stare them dead straight in the eyes, put your arm on there shoulder and say "Who hurt you?"
Make him eat pepper x mystery soup
Your friend probably hasnât had their noodle dream yet
SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!
Tell them they have no future
I was gonna send the image of him saying that in a yt video but heâd be killed
Let them have their opinion, everyone is entitled to one... but they're no longer your friend.
Reduce him to atoms
Say "thank you. I'd like to think I'd be a good dad too"
Give him an overdose of the secret recipe soup!
Po What are you doing up there
Hit him with the skidoosh
Lick them on the arm
Kill.
Coerce them into taking that back.
Turn them into noodles
Bring him to me. I will make an example of him
repeatedly hit his kneecaps with a 3/4' ironia pipe
You have to go to the smartest man Master oogway
SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
ITS THE EASIEST SOLUTION IN THE WHOLE WORLD
WHAT THE đŹ IS YOUR PROBLEM
SO SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEE-HYDRATION GUN!
?
https://youtu.be/tZexdUCvsXk?si=0JvkjKSK5hr6T43k its a reference to schaffs review of megamind doom syndicate
Ahh yes, the video makes it look like a controversial plot hole. Nvm it always was
Your pfp makes this so much better.
I'm Gonna Tell Po, He'll Deal With This
Heâs gonna do what he did to kai
Ban him to the spirit realm
Wushi finger hold, it's the only solution.
Skadoosh.
*Wuxi
Give him the good ol dick twist
Give him the good ol what now ?????
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Yeah it works great on my kids.
Late circumcision
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
Mods, pin him down and twist his nuts counter-clockwise
Slice his midsection out with a knife(it was mid)
You will do what you must
He will try...
He has failed him u/spaceman_006, he has failed him.
Say âYOU'RE mid!â
Make them noodles. Either you make badass noodles, or you prove them wrong
Skadoosh
Kill Him.
Kill him now
~~clap his ass~~ Send him to the rice fields mothafucka!
Show him more footage of mr ping
See dialogue of knowledge core from Portal 1 for instructions.
Delete his testicals
Kill him with a hammer
Cover him in paper cuts and put him in a bathtub filled with Lime Juice
Add him to your broth
Eat his liver
make life.... give the lemons back
Force them to watch Megamind VS the Doom Sydicate and Megamind Rules in its entirety for his spewing of lies. Also SHOOT THEM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!
What if you don't have the gun?
Easy: Strap them to a chair and use a REAL gun (For example, an FN F2000) if they try to sleep.
Sacrifice him to the god of death: Mort.
Cast a spell on him to where he has to manually think of breathing
SEEK AND DESTROY!!!!!!
Tell him **"that he'll never eat lunch in this town again!"**
Get a new friend
Kill him
Make him bite the curb
In 4k?
Have no mercy, eat his soul
Whooshy finger hold immediately
Heâs no longer worthy of being a friend.
Sometimes violence is the answer
K I L L
I wanna wake up tomorrow and see the title of your post be "my ex friend..."
Beat them with hammers
Kill him
The chances of getting killed by Mr Ping are low, but never zero
Rip and tear, until it is done
Call his mom mid
Execute him, publicly.
He is not one of the noodle folk. Broth does not run through his veins
Unfriend
Get Po to handle them
hes gonna have the noodle nightmare
Oh wait twist his body into a noodle. Then they'll learn!
Take a page from skipper and the penguins, kill him and eat his liver
They were just joking about that. Right?
Nothing Its the secret ingredient
Strangle him with a mass amount of noodles
Cannibalize him.
Throw him in the kfc deep fryerÂ
fucking end him
Go Mid.... medieval on his ass.
Shovel. Bonk. Hole. Cover. Hide
You were so quick to respond using that. Should i be concerned?
Just making OP aware of their options
You had the noodle dream
Tell us every detail . I got time \*sits down\*
HANG HIM, MAKE SURE HE IS DEAD, MR PING SLANDER IS INTOLERABLE AND UNFORGIVABLE
Tell him you obviously never tried his food xD
Murder
Find better friends
Make him work at his restaurant serving noodles
turn his blood veins into noodles and use them in his secret ingredient recipe
PURGE HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE AND SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN
Feed him secret ingredient soup(just store bought ramen).
They have never had the noodle dream
The only logical choice is torture him to death
there is a secret recipe... but you will never see it
SHOOT HIM WITH THE ~~DEHYDRATION~~ GUN
Wuxi Finger Hold
Get a new friend.
Terminate the friendship immediantly. Or just stare them dead straight in the eyes, put your arm on there shoulder and say "Who hurt you?"
Make him eat pepper x mystery soup
Your friend probably hasnât had their noodle dream yet
SHOOT HIM WITH THE DEHYDRATION GUN!
Tell them they have no future
I was gonna send the image of him saying that in a yt video but heâd be killed
Kill him
Let them have their opinion, everyone is entitled to one... but they're no longer your friend.
Reduce him to atoms
Say "thank you. I'd like to think I'd be a good dad too"
Give him an overdose of the secret recipe soup!
Po What are you doing up there
Hit him with the skidoosh
Lick them on the arm
Kill.
Coerce them into taking that back.
Turn them into noodles
Kill him
Bring him to me. I will make an example of him
repeatedly hit his kneecaps with a 3/4' ironia pipe
You have to go to the smartest man Master oogway