Technically they're still wrong.. it's still 3d.. This is a classic misunderstanding on many joke dimensions can you subtract before you go to far and people hate you.
Pro Tip- press the little piece of soap onto the new bar, when you’re done showering, set it so the new bar is on top of the little piece.
Infinite soap!
I've got a old log splitter I altered a bit made a crush plate and put a 24x24'x36 box with a hatch on the bottom I fill I crush and poop out a perfect aluminum brick of cans my recycling guy love it when I bring him a perfect pallet of cans
If you could get it running you can make a killing splitting copper transformers. A lot of places auction a ton off at a time and if you’re willing to put in the time there’s alot of money in it.
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Make the ultimate juicer. Press your own apples for cider. Get the last toothpaste bit out of the tube. Make sure stamps are firmly on letters. The uses are limitless.
14,000lbs, im getting $190 net ton including transportation from the scrap company.
I just have to get the press down horizontally to lift it onto the truck which is going to be the hardest battle.
Years ago there was a newspaper photo of two guys in handcuffs, who rolled a 6’ diameter roll of copper wire off a flat bed truck, into the back of their now crushed 1/2 ton 1958 Chevy Apache pickup truck. Boy did they look dejected.
So they're doing the loading and transport for a small price? Does the press still work?
So 7x190=1330 less the 200 so $1130 profit (less the tow/haul deduction) for just arrainging someone to pick up scrap for you. Nice.
I saw a 22000 one for sale. I assumed somebody would scrap it but the guy wanting an insured outfit to move it through an 8ft door severely limits things.
So with a little google-fu, Brand new, that is gonna be roughly $20k. Used about $2.5-5k... so you bought that for about 1% of it's original value and could sell it up to 3000% of what you bought it for... Damn.
There is a company that buys heavy industrial machinery. I sold 2 monster air compressors to them a few years ago that were in a warehouse I bought. Wish I could remember the name. It took quite a bit of googling but I found them. They arrange for the transport and just send you a check.
The prob I have run into selling used heavy is that 90% of the ppl that would drop the cash only don't wonna double the price on a 3rd party rigger/transport. Offer loading or maybe local deliver and I bet It'll go.
Just crush a bunch of random satisfying shit and make YouTube videos of it. There is someone that does this exact thing and gets millions of views per video.. Easy money
You should start a revenge crush video channel where people pay you to film the crushing of something that is important to someone they are mad at, and then you email the person the video of their cherished item being crushed and post it for the views. 😈
I don't know how it would be possible to not buy this tbh. You need to drag it to your front lawn and use it until you receive the third notice from the city to remove it immediately.
Wow, think about the money you could make with a 200$ investment. More than what you will get for scrapping it. You could smash a lot of metal for scrap if it runs.
Hook that bitch up and crush beer cans
That shit will turn them one dimensional lmao
2 dimensional...
I know, I was exaggerating for comedic effect
Your joke was a little… flat.
that's a one sided comment.
…two-sided comment.
a thin argument.
He was hard-pressed to come up with a better one.
The pressure got to him.
Wasn’t worth the weight
It's all on the line
It had no depth
We know, they were exaggerating for comedic effect.
One dimensional, probably more to a point.
Jokes like that are a line you cannot cross…
Why are people downvoting this. They’re right.
Because it was a joke
And Reddit doesn’t like jokes lmao
Laughter of any kind will not be tolerated unless you include “/s”
Jokes turn into arguments on reddit. Point proved.
No they don’t
Yes they do. What you gonna do about it?
Technically they're still wrong.. it's still 3d.. This is a classic misunderstanding on many joke dimensions can you subtract before you go to far and people hate you.
6 dimensional
Lay down thy meth
You can take my meth from my cold, sweaty, shaking hands
69th dimensional!
So many dimensionals , some say the best ones.
The nicest ones.
Very fine dimensionals on both sides.
They hardly even think about you.
All going to plan then
Nice
Twas a joke my good man. Remember those, from the way back times
Enough people are dead inside, one more YouTube channel of crushing shit won’t hurt
Only people who talk with a Finnish accent can have hydraulic press channels.
Or a Finnish metal polisher. Ayooooo!
...and a YT channel was created
You know all those little prices of soap that are left over when the bar is almost done the op should start saving those up I have an idea.
Pro Tip- press the little piece of soap onto the new bar, when you’re done showering, set it so the new bar is on top of the little piece. Infinite soap!
Soapception!
I've got a old log splitter I altered a bit made a crush plate and put a 24x24'x36 box with a hatch on the bottom I fill I crush and poop out a perfect aluminum brick of cans my recycling guy love it when I bring him a perfect pallet of cans
Way below that things weight class.
Beer kegs!
All the more reddit cred
Make more money using that thing to make those weird ASMR crushing videos.
Op seriously if you did this you'd be onto something
In the famous words of Lieutenant Dan, "If you're ever a **Shrimp Boat Captain**, I'll be your first mate."
I wonder what a press would do to a 2 pound bag of frozen shrimp.
Shrimp Stampi 🍤
Cute. Great dad joke. Send me all you can write.
take your upvote and get outta here
Shrimp dip.
Turns shrimp to diamonds 😂
Shrimps is bugs
That was my 1st thought! "Does it crush" videos!
I have watched a youbtube channel of a machine they crush everything you can imagine in slow motion.
Or just, “what are we crushing today” people eat that up.
Will it blend?!
Hey it ain't weird...
Have it play erotic sounds.
Don’t call it weird you and I know they’re cool asf
My kid will watch it
Lift with your legs
Lift with your back using a sharp jerking motion it’s how you get the heaviest things up
And that's how I met your mother. At physical therapy.
You forgot, you should also couple with twisting motion for maximum effect.
Scrap? Why? Do you just hate fun? Or do you hate money?
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I’m no equestrian but I imagine this would be pricey to run
First thought was that you bought that thing to condense other scrap to streamline your scrapping.
I can’t think of a single use for me for this… but I’m still so jealous of this find
If you could get it running you can make a killing splitting copper transformers. A lot of places auction a ton off at a time and if you’re willing to put in the time there’s alot of money in it.
God I would quit my job in a second to do that
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I didn't know they did this. What's to stop people from counterfeiting with it? Or is it not worth it to fake quarters?
They grind the stamp off it. It’s basically a blank.
Give me some money to learn cnc. I’ll get you a quarter die
Make the ultimate juicer. Press your own apples for cider. Get the last toothpaste bit out of the tube. Make sure stamps are firmly on letters. The uses are limitless.
We should start a YouTube channel
14,000lbs, im getting $190 net ton including transportation from the scrap company. I just have to get the press down horizontally to lift it onto the truck which is going to be the hardest battle.
Good deal. You'd probably get an even better return breaking it down.
I don’t really know how to break dance but I could try for you
Torch it down. Most steel mills have a 2x4’ dimension spec for heavy melt
Get the cardboard
What kind of truck are you planning on putting this on
53foot flat deck
That works. To be honest with some of the stuff I see on here I was half expecting you to say a Ford Ranger.. 😂
Ford fuckin Ranger could do it.
I pulled my first boat with a 4cyl s10, 19.5 foot cuddy. They dont make them like they used to
I used to pull a 15 foot flat bottom w my 4 cyl Malibu chevy sedan. Spun tires at the boat ramp a couple times pulling her out but that’s showbiz baby
I haul a tc30 new Holland on a trailer with my crown Victoria
My buddy who races told me one of his race buddy's towed his race car/trailer with a prius
Subaru Baja
I called mine a power ranger
Years ago there was a newspaper photo of two guys in handcuffs, who rolled a 6’ diameter roll of copper wire off a flat bed truck, into the back of their now crushed 1/2 ton 1958 Chevy Apache pickup truck. Boy did they look dejected.
God I would love to see that photo
https://www.tiktok.com/@jangle_bellz/video/6940756638399859974?lang=en
I was 3/4 expecting a Ford Ranger
So they're doing the loading and transport for a small price? Does the press still work? So 7x190=1330 less the 200 so $1130 profit (less the tow/haul deduction) for just arrainging someone to pick up scrap for you. Nice.
not really ever the one for this but.. username checks out
If you’re scrapping this bad boy just rope up the top portion and pull it over w a truck. Might have to pick up a few pieces afterwards 🤷♂️
If it works and is close to me I might pay you more, dm me and I’ll give you a call on it
I saw a 22000 one for sale. I assumed somebody would scrap it but the guy wanting an insured outfit to move it through an 8ft door severely limits things.
So with a little google-fu, Brand new, that is gonna be roughly $20k. Used about $2.5-5k... so you bought that for about 1% of it's original value and could sell it up to 3000% of what you bought it for... Damn.
You find someone to buy it and you’ll get 25%
I'll give you tree fiddy for it
And there you go. The Loch Ness monster just became your buyer.
There is a company that buys heavy industrial machinery. I sold 2 monster air compressors to them a few years ago that were in a warehouse I bought. Wish I could remember the name. It took quite a bit of googling but I found them. They arrange for the transport and just send you a check.
Deer God, I've seen what you've done for others. I ask that you do similar for me. Moose God refuses to help.
Facebook laughing emoji ronda I am in tears Deb
World’s largest rosin press?
Put two industrial heat plates on that hoe and press rosin!
Lmfaooo!!! That would be the shit 🤣
Nug Smasher 1 million
Does it work? I feel like a shop would pay well over your price for it.
Believe it does work. I have it listed for sale for $2500 but if I can’t sell it I’ll scrap it.
The prob I have run into selling used heavy is that 90% of the ppl that would drop the cash only don't wonna double the price on a 3rd party rigger/transport. Offer loading or maybe local deliver and I bet It'll go.
I'd think marketplace, but I'd also call around to some machine shops. May be someone wanting to upgrade.
No doubt! I don't even need one and I'd go $400 on it!
Use it to make diamonds.
Just crush a bunch of random satisfying shit and make YouTube videos of it. There is someone that does this exact thing and gets millions of views per video.. Easy money
Upvoting for visibility: this is the answer OP!!
Only works if you're from Finland and your name is Lauri and you say "mongnets."
I would spend hours crunching stuff! 😁
That’s worth way more than scrap, make a YouTube channel and crush some shit.
Start your own hydraulic crushing YouTube channel = easy money. Edit: a word
Is it 352,739lbs or is it 14,000lbs ??
You should start a revenge crush video channel where people pay you to film the crushing of something that is important to someone they are mad at, and then you email the person the video of their cherished item being crushed and post it for the views. 😈
I don't know how it would be possible to not buy this tbh. You need to drag it to your front lawn and use it until you receive the third notice from the city to remove it immediately.
Hook it up and start a YouTube channel and never work again
Grats on your upcoming YouTube Stardom!
Bargain
Wow, think about the money you could make with a 200$ investment. More than what you will get for scrapping it. You could smash a lot of metal for scrap if it runs.
Start a YouTube channel
start a youtube channel
Shame to scrap it
Your problem now!
I hope it’s fucked and not just going to die because it doesn’t have a home, pound sign presses matter
Does it work?
Super rosin press
Use it to test your welds.
Let's get another hydraulic press YouTube channel
You can start a YouTube channel where you crush stuff in the press. Like seriously, you can and should do this.
Cool a penny squeezer.
What are you making with it , pannines
Welp! Time to start your own YouTube channel!
Will you be starting your own channel?
What does it take to power that thing ?
300v
Could turn it into a mega steelworker with a few hundred dollars worth of parts.
Hook a Axe blade and use it to crush Transformers, motors, Comps etc
Legos
As scrap metal it’s worth 10 times that amount.
I work on the dies that go into these machines
Now just start a YouTube where people send you items to crush.
Absolute steal of a purchase 👌
Steel*
Fix and sell. People make 100k a year doing that sort of thing with these large machines. Big bucks.
You can profit making YouTube videos of you crushing random stuff like old iPhones and orbeez
well now you're obligated to develop a funny accent and start a YouTube channel.
Score, even at mix metal price of $.28lb that’s $3920
Still under spec to do the bushes on my Landrover.
Backup your ole 2007 Ram 1500 to this baby, and slide her right into the bed, she might squat a bit...
Be careful
Good deal!!
Good, now wait for the Terminator
Expressive......
https://cinemasojourns.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/omar-inside-crushed-car.jpg
Would of made pressing those 16 Camry wheel bearings a lot easier yesterday
r/cider
Worlds biggest rosin press
You can probably make more crushing cool shit on YouTube. Though the Russians will be hard to beat.
Less than 2 cents a pound is a bargain.
Hydraulic Press Channel is requesting your location.
Time to start a YouTube channel
You think at 160tons it would weight more, like 3,200,000 lbs
Are you gonna scrap it?
Currently it’s the easiest plan. I would get much more selling it but it’s tall, you need a low deck to transport it without permits
Does it work?
Will that even fit in the house??
Time to make your own coins
Live rosin galore!
That's a hobbing press.
Does it feel strange to anyone else that a machine weighing only 14k has 160tons of pressure power?
Where are you located? I may be interested in it!?
What are you going to do with that lol!?
That's actually awesome. Is it operational?
$200... someone musta needed that gone asap.
How u transport it?
Deal of the year!!
Shipping was a “b”
It's worth that in scrap metal
I'd make a fair offer for it but the hosers at Customs won't let you ship it out of the country because that takes jobs away from Canadian workers...
Thats still helluva deal.
This could quite literally save humanity in the future crushing commie robots
Lift with your back.