Judging by your words you're already assuming Cord is with Lily, and just trying to ragebait us lol bro doesn't care about character's personality and just shipping like Twitter ppl
And my honest opinion is Cordelius x Cordelius better
Verily, in mine youth, I didst find solace in the act of pleasuring myself whilst beholding the visage of the angered avians known as the Angry Birds. At the tender age of thirteen, mine heart didst beat with fervor for the aforementioned game, possessing an ardent desire to possess each and every iteration and procuring all manner of toys that bore their likeness.
Yet, it befell me on one fateful day whilst engaged in the playing of Angry Birds, that the grandiose crimson bird, of considerable size, didst ignite a most peculiar flame within mine loins. Such an inferno didst consume me, forsooth! I couldst not withstand its intensity, my sanity teetering upon the precipice of madness. In mine frenzy, I didst decree to grasp mine prodigious manhood, my elongated Willy, and commence the act of self-pleasure.
Never afore had I experienced such an exalted state of euphoria! Verily, I continued this daily ritual without a hint of ennui. The allure of that magnificent scarlet bird, ablaze with passion, didst captivate mine senses. And the azure avians, the blue ones, didst possess a charm so bewitching, akin to that of cherubic sprites.
Perchance it is with great pride that I must confess: I still partake in this practice to this very day, unabated and undeterred.
never
Yeah I agree
Edgar is a chad though
edgar is just a emo
NO NOT LILY PLEASE NOT WITH EDGAR
Yeah I agree
Judging by your words you're already assuming Cord is with Lily, and just trying to ragebait us lol bro doesn't care about character's personality and just shipping like Twitter ppl And my honest opinion is Cordelius x Cordelius better
Nuh uh, Cordelius x Doug
Nah they're just friend, Cordelius x Cordelius is the best
Delete this post or you will lose a bajillion aura
What's aura
Leave Reddit and touch some grass, how the fuck you donβt know whatβs aura?
I know what it is but I don't have any aura lol
explains why you like edgar ;)
Now you have negative a bajillion
What the actual fuck is this piece of shit
Wdym?
Pls die
why you have so many acounts??
Wat are u talking about I only have 2
but why?
Cus kit x ruffs thats why
aaaarghhh!!! get away from me!!!!!
It's a good ship though
no, it isn't
Dog x cat best ship because they are both the most well known pets and they also get along with each other
that's the biggest lie i've ever seen
What the hell is this goofy ass post
You mean factual post
You're the biggest rage bait project ever bro, respect for still going after getting negative comment karma
he literally has -69 Karma overall π
Congrats you have -100 karma
I don't rage bait at all btw my takes are just based
That's exactly what a rage baiter would say
Whatever u say boss
wtf, ur banned, now gerara here
Why I did nothing wrong
Hold my shroom, LILY IS MINE YOU EDGY MOTHERFU-
she would NOT find him cute https://i.redd.it/mm45lzk3199d1.gif
Why do she have pupils now πππ
What would she do instead?
obviously, chase him outta forest bro
Why would she do that lol
??? assuming that she's like cordelius, she wouldnt like strangers and obviously chase him out
I'm sure she would make an exception for someone she's attracted too, after all Edgar is a ladies man
bro what she wouldn't be attracted to an emp teenager π
Believe it or not girls have a thing for bad boys like Edgar
..not most girls do?
Listen to the song "emo boy" by Ayesha Erotica
Then Cordelius x Colette is real
Hell nah
I cant believe that this actually exists π
Why? It's based
Nah its just a bad ship
Nuh uh! They have a few things in common and plant girl x emo boy looks cute
Verily, in mine youth, I didst find solace in the act of pleasuring myself whilst beholding the visage of the angered avians known as the Angry Birds. At the tender age of thirteen, mine heart didst beat with fervor for the aforementioned game, possessing an ardent desire to possess each and every iteration and procuring all manner of toys that bore their likeness. Yet, it befell me on one fateful day whilst engaged in the playing of Angry Birds, that the grandiose crimson bird, of considerable size, didst ignite a most peculiar flame within mine loins. Such an inferno didst consume me, forsooth! I couldst not withstand its intensity, my sanity teetering upon the precipice of madness. In mine frenzy, I didst decree to grasp mine prodigious manhood, my elongated Willy, and commence the act of self-pleasure. Never afore had I experienced such an exalted state of euphoria! Verily, I continued this daily ritual without a hint of ennui. The allure of that magnificent scarlet bird, ablaze with passion, didst captivate mine senses. And the azure avians, the blue ones, didst possess a charm so bewitching, akin to that of cherubic sprites. Perchance it is with great pride that I must confess: I still partake in this practice to this very day, unabated and undeterred.
r/angrybirds and r/angryupvote