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nightcana

We dont determine largest by the *largest* anymore?


TheAmazingAlbanacht

No no, largest refers to hamburger per 1000 people.


1945BestYear

Football fields per moon landing.


dangshnizzle

That just means a lot of countries are infinitely above the US


AussieFIdoc

In fact every other country that has landed on the moon is ahead of the US


Hyp3r45_new

Whenever I hear an American say this it's usually followed by "Who's flag is on the moon". I always answer French. Because solar radiation has made that flag white.


TheAmazingAlbanacht

That's a better one


WOLayesq

Surely that would be Germany then, they have a city full of them!


Tar_alcaran

Hamburg has significantly more than 1 Hamburger per person!


SirLostit

I find your use of 1,000 deeply unsettling and not very imperial at all. Surely it should be hamburgers per freedumbs


TheAmazingAlbanacht

Hamburgers per Glocks?


dangshnizzle

Are we talking... hamburgers consumed in history or hamburgers currently in existence or hamburgers per 24 hour period?


hedgybaby

Not if it doesn’t fit my narrative!


Not_a_Krasnal

I can't believe we are just going to ignore "most people don't sort largest countries by land size anyways" Like wtf


dom_pi

What do you mean? Largest country is not a synonym of country with most guns?


Mooraell

No its most Walmarts per football fields


S1lentA0

Depends tbh how many schoolbusses fit inside


adv23

School shootings per school is the way to sort


StorminNorman

I legit read an American article about school shootings that tried to reassure the reader by saying "shootings only happen in X of X schools". Like, that's got to be an overdose of Copium...


ComfortableCandle560

The absolute mental gymnastics some of my fellow Americans pull would land them first place gold in the Olympics.


swic-knees-mamma-bee

Hmm might be Canada then because we have bigger balls and a longer field


suppordel

Some countries might get infinite on that if they have 1 Walmart and 0 football field.


dom_pi

Damn I thought it was bald eagles per Big Mac


Mozared

To be fair the US has shitloads of Walmarts and football fields so I feel like this number probably isn't all that high. On the flipside I think Walmarts are mostly found in the US so I wouldn't know another country with less football fields that also had Walmarts.


Mooraell

Tbh I was trying to come up with an absurd unit there, for a high number let's go with school shootings per cops willing to go in


helga-h

Nope, the largest country is the one with most people per capita.


dom_pi

That would be th-… I see what you did there


[deleted]

In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes.


el_grort

It does quite often mean population wise, tbf. But the comment he was replying to had covered off that angle as well with India.


jabertsohn

Americans always find ways to discount older democracies for some technicality or other to make themselves the oldest. Don't discount themselves for literally being a slave state though. Who cares if your master can vote if you're a literal slave?


VoiceofKane

Apparently Iceland doesn't count because it "wasn't a country until after the US," despite having a democratic system well before the US was even 'discovered'...


nevernotmaybe

That sounded interesting so I was reading about it, but I can't find information on elections back then. Do you know how they were held?


Red_Riviera

It was referred to as the Althing if that helps


[deleted]

right,with something like this for example: San Marino because it was under the control of the Fascist Party between 1923 and 1943. The Fascists had banned all other political parties in 1926, turning San Marino into a one-party state rather than a democracy.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Well the people did vote for it...


MasterOfJizz

People also listen to Coldplay


ConfusedRubberWalrus

'citation needed'


[deleted]

As if USA isn't just a one party state disguised as a two party state


owenkop

As if the two party system is even slightly democratic to begin with


[deleted]

Yes like since your country have changed its constitution in the past it doesn't count. I found burgers telling me that France is younger than the USA because the current constitution was written in 1958


jzillacon

By that logic the Current United States of America didn't exist until 1992, as that was the most recent time their constitution was ammended.


f12345abcde

worry not my friend! they will be a Christian Theocracy in less than 20 years


CurvySectoid

And the USA is still a slave state. All those old slaves did so much populating, they don't need the international trade anymore and they just keep that whole demographic of their citizenry at arm's length and continue indenturing the descendants.


[deleted]

"Only rich white men can vote" is the pinnacle of democracy, don't you know


1945BestYear

Any country today that automatically disqualified 50% of the population from the franchise because of their sexual organs would not be called a genuine democracy, so you could argue that New Zealand's democracy is older than the US's by virtue of getting there first on women's suffrage.


FeedBi

Unexpected fun fact: as is Turkey’s


[deleted]

> Americans always find ways to discount older democracies for some technicality or other to make themselves the oldest It's always daft things as well, like claiming any change to a country makes it a new country, yet not applying this same logic to the US only being as old as their newest state.


SanneJAZ

According to the Democracy Index the US doesn't even count as a full democracy anymore. So if we're only counting actual democracies, the answer would be Japan.


SuperAmberN7

I mean surely the UK is older because that's what the entire revolution was about.


TheIrrelevantGinger

Isn't this the exact same thing that Americans will have a go at leftists for when they say "the USSR wasn't technically communist", like, discounting the difference in the validity of the statements the hypocrisy is huge


ratogodoy

they also don't discount for the fact that they don't have direct voting, have only 2 parties in pratice, etc


Independent-South-58

“Oldest existing democracy” he does realise that buildings in Europe where part of government have been held in the past are older than the US itself right?


pm_me_ur_fit

Hell, my italian grandma has furniture that's older than the US


blackbeautybyseven

I have a lamp made of Bog oak that's older than the planet according to a lot of Americans.


LaserBeamHorse

I stayed at a building built in 1300's in Tallinn.


blackbeautybyseven

The Brazen Head pub in Dublin opened in 1198 and it's not even the oldest pub in Ireland. Decent pint too :D


TheEyeDontLie

I was conceived in a building originally built in the late 1400s. My parents said the roof and doors had been replaced, but not much else and it was quite cold and draughty. Which might explain why they were cuddling in bed. If it wasn't for buildings far older than the USA, this comment wouldn't exist.


Firewolf06

the usa wouldnt exist either


AsidePuzzleheaded335

Lmao


MonoChrome16

Before 1776? How can it last so long? Is termites uncommon there?


arran-reddit

A lot less common in Europe than the rest of the world


Hannabal_96

I live in Italy and I've never seen termites in my entire life


WilanS

Fellow italian here, the worst I've seen is the occasional silverfish. I thought termites lived in the jungle?


Hannabal_96

Idk man, all I know is that nothing has eaten my furniture yet


strange_socks_

Maybe it's not tasty enough?! Don't shame the bugs for their food preferences.


SadAppeal9540

Wait silver fish are not just a minecraft thing?


ramsvy

they're real and they're freaky-looking. only ever seen them in bathrooms for some reason.


Pistolenkrebs

They’re not dangerous tho right? They’re just kinda… there…


JustOneTessa

Iirc they themselves are pretty harmless (tho you have a type that likes to live in books and can eat the paper) but are often a sign of humidity, which can mean other more serious problems, such a mold, can be present


rapaxus

They can actually be useful to humans, as they eat dust mites, which can cause allergies for some people. They are similar to most spiders, in that they are pretty harmless and can also be helpful in some circumstances, but people find the disgusting so want them gone. I personally have a silverfish problem in my apartment building, but basically everyone has them in my building (I suspect someone fucked the pipes up during construction, as the building is quite new) and I really only care about that they don't go into my room so I just bought a few traps for 5€ and set them up in the dark corners in my room.


Emet-Selch_my_love

They’re a sign of damp and general nastiness due to that dampness, so more unhygienic than anything else. Old pipes, badly ventilated bathrooms etc. If you get silverfish you might want to check those things.


ReCrunch

They like damp spaces. Could be a sign of poor ventilation.


IsThisBreadFresh

I'm pretty sure they're one of the oldest living organisms on the planet.


SadAppeal9540

I hate the thought of that . Of course I'm Canadian so I'm not okay with any bug bigger than my thumb , and if it flies, bigger than the tip of my thumb. Only really get dragonflies and honeybees and caterpillars at that size though


mort1is

Silverfish are pretty tiny, no need to worry.


SadAppeal9540

After googling it I think I have actually seen them before just never knew their name


WilanS

Funny enough I thought the same thing of ~~spruce~~ birch trees. One day I saw one show up in a movie and I was like "woah it's those weird zebra trees from Minecraft! But why are they so thin?"


SadAppeal9540

Think you mean birch but not 100% let me know if I'm wrong. That does make me feel better as they are common here lol (both trees)


WilanS

I do indeed mean birch lol, sorry I'm still not super familiar with trees names in English and I tend to get them mixed up.


SadAppeal9540

No problem wanted to check to be sure myself honestly


CharlieVermin

Wait until you find out that ladybugs drop End City loot.


SoftBellyButton

Same with cockroaches, although I have seen them in a zoo.


Hannabal_96

I've never seen a cockroach and i don't plan on ever seeing one, zoo or not


zirconthecrystal

I've lived in England and New Zealand and have never seen termites in my entire life


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

Saw an American in a pub on holiday elsewhere in England. He was concerned that the beam in the pub was almost 400 years old. I laughed like hell when he said "but it might have woodworm!" And someone replied "yeah, what do you think's been holding it together for the last 200 years?"


Vostok-aregreat-710

Thats funny that American wouldn’t survive Seán’s bar in Athlone


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

I don't think I've ever heard of termites being found in Europe. We get woodworm, but a basic varnish keeps them out.


NuclearSquid74

From the UK, the only time I've ever heard of termites here is when my parents brought home a Kenyan wooden statue of some description that began to eat their way out and into the house. To try to combat this, they took it to a freezer place (apparently they exist) where the statue was frozen at like -30°C for around 3 months, to ensure all the termites would die. Anyway cut a long story short, the statue is sitting on the mantelpiece and we begin to notice more sawdust on the floor and we had to have it destroyed with fire


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

That's why you're supposed to declare these things at customs and have the necessary quarantine procedures.


NuclearSquid74

I believe they did but they also managed to produce me and I'm an idiot


rubwub9000

Oof


Dargor923

I've had termites in what used to be a hardwood floor in a rental apartment I was staying at during my studies. That was in Greece and before I discovered them I wasn't aware there were termites in Europe either. The floor already had heavy water damage and I'm guessing that at some point they made their home there but as the rest of the house was brick and reinforced concrete and because they never ventured out of the floor neither me nor the landlord gave a shit.


pm_me_ur_fit

I don't know, but my grandma's house is full of antiques. She bought it probably 60 years ago already antique and spent 2000 euros just to get it restored. It is honestly the most gorgeous piece I have ever seen, and she said it's probqbly the most valuable thing in her house. It's from the esrly 1700s, by a designer called maggiolino. Also all the walls in most houses are half a meter thick of masonry, not flimsy wooden houses like the US, so probably no termites because of that


That-Brain-in-a-vat

*Maggiolini. He is famous for his marquetry work. I have one too. They are esquisite pieces of art.


pm_me_ur_fit

Ahh, makes more sense. She referred to the cabinet as "il maggiolino" but that's not the name of the designer. And I agree! It is stunning


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Yeah. Cabinets and chests of drawers were most typical of his woodwork. They have always esquisitely inlaid wood. Usually a piece is referred as "il Maggiolini", because of the name of the marquetry maker who made them, Giuseppe Maggiolini.


pm_me_ur_fit

I probably misheard her then! It has beautiful inlaid wood patterns and a gorgeous marble top


[deleted]

Yeah, adding to that, my dad has a 400 year old decorative chest lid in his attic. He knew an elderly couple who were collectors and they planned to restore it but were too old and didn't see the point . They asked him (he is a skilled multi tradesman and intellectual) if he would like it. Oldest democracy in the world. Have they heard of Ancient Greece?


FUCKFASCISTSCUM

Pretty sure they mean the oldest still-functioning democracy, which is a actually Iceland, so they're still wrong lmao.


TheKingleMingle

Iceland is only the oldest democratic nation isn't it? Iirc the longest continuously running democratic body is the City Of London council


FUCKFASCISTSCUM

You might be right, I just googled it and Iceland has the oldest \*parliament\*, which is what I was likely thinking of. Either way it's very much not the US lol.


AuroraHalsey

I've never seen a termite in the UK before, although I'm admittedly not the most outside person. If you look at wood around here you generally only find wood louse and other harmless insects.


[deleted]

We have plenty of other wood-boring insects in the UK, as my old, crumbling downstairs floor could have testified until we tore it up.


Nok-y

Wait you guys have termites?


MonoChrome16

Absolutely. I'm from tropical climate and termites are big problem here.


Blu_WasTaken

I have never at all had problems with termites. I don’t even think I’ve ever seen a termite.


APettyBitch

I have never seen or heard of someone having an issue with termites in Scandinavia.


TedCruzBattleBus

"Oldest existing democracy" would require currently existing democracy.


AntipodalDr

Well if we loosely define "democracy" as a "republic with some sort of limitation of governmental power over its people" then San Marino and Switzerland would be older than the US (though you could argue Switzerland was "interrupted" during the Napoleonic era and the new Confederation is not the same as the Old one...) If you want to be even looser England (and UK) post Glorious Revolution could count, and thus beat the US by more than a century. Ironic. You can also make the US look pretty bad if you focus on what democracy means and argue that the US on its inception, where only a limited class of landowners of a specific ethnicity could yield political power, was not a democracy. This of course is valid for many other countries, but depending on your "democracy" metric, the US is not going to be leading in many of those.


dom_pi

He does realise Athens was running a democracy 2300 years before America even existed right? Edit: I get it now, he said ‘continuous’. How about everyone comments that a few more times for good measure? God forbid you read some replies first.


TheGlaive

No. He has no idea. They don't learn about other countries.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

"Oldest existing" implies continuous. Athens has not had a continuous democracy since then.


Drumbelgalf

The oldest existing democracy would probably be San Marino.


Valexar

No, San Marino might be the oldest existing republic, but they held their first democratic elections in 1906


rezzacci

Are you implying that the US elections at the inception of the country, where only white male landlords could vote, are democratic, while the Sammarinese elections, where every family head could vote, were not? If the US is a democracy since 1776, then San Marino is a democracy since \~1200.


kaveysback

Depends how strict you are with the term democratic, considering most countries had voting systems dependant on landholdings or family heritage to determine suffrage.


Drumbelgalf

The US also had those regulations. Only landowning white men could vote for a long time. Voting rights for women and non white people came much later.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

And to be fair, with the electoral system currently in use in the US and its Electoral College, a president can be elected even when most of the popular votes in the nation where for a different candidate. So, is it actually a real democracy yet?


mithdraug

Assuming full universal male suffrage that was not reversed - Switzerland (1848). Assuming full universal suffrage - New Zealand (1893) or Norway (1913).


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Bold of you to assume that they get educated about history of other countries.


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caspirinha

Isle of Man is the oldest existing


Pagan-za

I just saw a post today about a gay couple in Egypt in 2400BC and even they were more progressive than USA today.


AmeliaKitsune

To be fair, many ancient cultures had and accepted or at least ignored gay people, in areas where it was later outlawed. The US sucks and is way behind in various human rights issues, but it isn't like nearly the entire world hasn't gone through periods where it was accepted then later was outright vilified. We barely made gay marriage legal in the US, I still fear they'll overturn that ruling, but it's illegal in Egypt still. This is a weird comparison lol.


DeathHorseFucker

Yes but it is not still existing.


demostravius2

Greece has fallen out of democracy multiple times. The US is legit one of the oldest CONTINOUS democracies. I still don't think oldest as the UK never fell in WWII, but it depends how you define it.


kirkbywool

They literally use the magna carts as one of their sacred documents on democracy which got created centuries before America was colonised


DrMux

> as one of their sacred documents It's *referenced* in US history classes as an *influence* and a predecessor to the US legal system and an important moment in European history, but it's not considered "sacred" or *legally* relevant in the US (that is, it's not "part of" the US legal system). Common law *was* foundational to the early judicial systems of the individual States, but that diverged as states and the federal government established their own statutes and precedent.


ErtWertIII

Except that the magna carta is frequently referenced and cited by the Supreme Court when discussing fundamental rights.


Lianam

Fun fact: the oldest existing democracy is the Iroquois Confederacy at around 500 years old.


AlbinoWino11

Maybe what they mean by that…is that the US is unique because most other countries have rewritten their constitution to cope with modernity while the US has mostly lagged behind? Only lags behind San Marino in this regard; and even then it’s on a technicality.


cardboard-kansio

Some modern democracies don't even have a written constitution and manage perfectly well.


4rt5

*perfectly well* or do they just manage?


cardboard-kansio

Are we talking relative to the USA and its pseudo-religious written constitution?


4rt5

Only if you want to set the bar that low.


bonafart

Boom mic drop


bonafart

Their whole constitution needs rewriting but they simply won't.


AlbinoWino11

Agree


wcg66

The US constitution has 27 amendments which is ironic for such a perfectly created document. It could be adapted over time but we will never again see the consensus needed to make it happen.


Tao626

My favorite part is when they start getting all hot and flustered when anybody suggests changing the constitution in any way. Apparently you can't change the it because it's the constitution, you can't "amend" the constitution. You can't ammend the ammendments. Nothing in the constitution has ever been ammended, so why start now? /s


Thrashstronaut

*laughs in Greek*


paranormal_turtle

I mean San Marino is also a powerful contender for keeping it up for so long.


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Iceland and the Isle of Man too


Mr_Biscuits_532

The Isle of Mann even has a holiday to celebrate it, on July 5th.


Mutagrawl

Yeah well Americas is 4th of July therefore making it older than the Isle of Manns 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


MoshMaldito

I’m pretty sure that, if there’s more than one Mann, it is Menn! I know because I english myself


gruffi

All hail, Liberia, hail! All hail, Liberia, hail! This glorious land of liberty Shall long be ours. Though new her name, Great be her fame, And mighty be her powers, Though new her name, Great be her fame, And mighty be her powers, And mighty be her powers, And mighty be her powers, In joy and gladness With our hearts united, We’ll shout the freedom Of a race benighted, Long live Liberia, happy land! A home of glorious liberty, By God’s command! A home of glorious liberty, By God’s command! All hail, Liberia, hail! All hail, Liberia, hail! In union strong success is sure We cannot fail! With God above Our rights to prove We will o’er all prevail, With God above Our rights to prove We will o’er all prevail, We will o’er all prevail, We will o’er all prevail, With heart and hand Our country’s cause defending We’ll meet the foe With valor unpretending. Long live Liberia, happy land! A home of glorious liberty, By God’s command! A home of glorious liberty, By God’s command!


06210311

The Althing was completely disbanded between 1800 and 1844, and prior to that its legislative powers were given up in 1662 after which it functioned as a court. It is by no means credibly the longest functioning democratic legislature. Tynwald has only truly acted as law-making body since the beginning of the 17th century, and even then it was sporadic and not continuously operating.


menides

Giggidy


vms-crot

Malaka!


arbenowskee

I thought Russia is the biggest country by size?


Bazurke

Canada and India are both the 2nd largest countries by area and population respectively.


wcg66

Yeah but no one sorts by land size! 🙄


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maxence0801

Is it a democracy ?


arbenowskee

Depends on who you ask \\s


[deleted]

*Article 1 of the Constitution refers to Russia as a "democratic federal constitutional state with a republican form of government."* ​ on paper at least


[deleted]

Every country except Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia are democracies on paper


RetardIsABadWord

North Korea is also a democracy on paper. Its in their name.


Nuber13

You can always cherry-pick incorrect facts too, yet still not bother to verify them.


smoulderstoat

Oh bless, he thinks America is a democracy.


Hairy_Al

It's not a democracy, it's a republic! /s


oktupol

As long as the president is a republican, it's a republic. But right now the president is a democrat, so the country is a democracy.


SirClorox

Republic and Democracy aren't mutually-exclusive. There are democratic republics, and they are almost the exact same thing. America just isn't doing the democracy and republic thing right.


MrRabbit7

Are they doing anything right?


SirClorox

They're good at pretending that freedom means "freedom as long as you're rich", and pretending like they have basic human rights, like education and the right to not die of preventable diseases because you dont have to go bankrupt for a medical bill.


pseudopsud

It is a democracy, with qualifications. A common qualification applied being "flawed"


JT_Futurama

Oh lord, child. What has that person spewed from their mouth? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


WhozTheDaddy

They've probably never heard of San Marino, they've lived Democratically since 301 ad, 1475 yrs before the US even existed!!


[deleted]

Their constitution is from the year 1600, almost 200 years older than the constitution of the US.


IHaveAWittyUsername

They have a very specific parameter of what "democracy" is. Under the American reasoning (something like over 50% of population being able to vote or something like that) then they are. It's just in a specific and limited way.


Rhynocoris

That would disqualify the first one and a half centuries of US history as well.


lankymjc

So you're saying they're cherry-picking their definition to fit a preconceived notion? The exact thing they're accusing the previous commenter of doing? Classic.


Ifriiti

>something like over 50% of population being able to vote or something like that Only when you don't count slaves as people


tcptomato

Of course they count. For political purposes each slave counts as 3/5 of a free citizen. It's even in the constitution.


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Xibalba_Ogme

because education is socialist


AmeliaKitsune

Our education system is shit, college is entirely unaffordable for most, and the majority of the country live paycheck to paycheck. The only reason I'm slightly less stupid than my countrymen is because I was and am a nerd who likes to learn random shit, especially about the rest of the world.


Devil_Fister_69420

Wasn't democracy invented by the ancient Greeks?


MatemanAltobelli

Yes. The name itself is of Greek origin as well: "dēmokratía" means "rule by the people". So this comment is a double facepalm.


jryser

Technically that democracy was ended by Macedonia, if I remember my history correctly, and was more specifically limited to Athens. The post does specify existing, which could be interpreted to be continuous. However, this still doesn’t eliminate Iceland, so you’d have to add in a few more qualifiers to make OP correct


-wanderings-

I'm just shocked a yank would use the word 'metric'. He can't be a real seppo.


Skvirinius

They’re barely a democracy at all.


icy_descent

'It'S nOt a DeMoCrAcY iT's A rEpUbLiC'


[deleted]

The "huge military" thing is also a bad argument. If you are at war you can't be a fully democratic society.


IsThisASandwich

Of course you can. If the majority wants the war, or if you're invaded, for example. It's a bad argument, because despite their huge military, on which they spent all the money that would be needed elsewhere, they haven't won a war since WWII.


RIVA_LAS_VEGAS

And they have never won a war on their own.


Potato_Deity

Spanish American? Mexican-American?


luk128

They had support from rebels in both , in the Mexican it was California and in the Spanish the Cubans and the Philippines


Dylanduke199513

Weird, I had an argument with another American on that post who claimed “we ain’t a democracy, we’re a republic”…………..


CMilk212

Recently I have been thinking about how it's got to be a tactic to teach us, Americans, that our country is SOOOOOO OLD! It's a HUGE point made in American schools. They never mention Iran is 3,000 years older than Jesus or that Budhism has been the official religion of Thailand for 1,500 years. They WORK to make us believe that America is OLD and therefore PERMANENT. We are fully propagandized in school. We think America is OLD because we are TAUGHT America is old.


luk128

Yeah, they teach it like it's the oldest country but then you look at countries like Greece or Iran, hell you don't even have to go so far, you can just say Spain or the UK , even Germany


monsterfurby

How is being "the oldest existing" a positive thing? The fact that the US hasn't had the opportunity to reboot and redesign their system to account for the massive changes the world has seen over the past centuries is *the* root of many of its major issues.


Chrisbee76

One of the problems with the US is that they, in fact, refuse to cherry-pick metric.


kissthebear

Britain has had a Bill of Rights guaranteeing a parliament and free elections since 1689 (and large parts of that bill were copied and put into the US Bill of Rights) but let's not let facts get in the way of things.


Soviet_WaffenSS

What about San Marino? The various citys in Italy? British fucking Parliament?


Busy-Argument3680

Who wants to tell him that the US wasn’t ever really a democracy?


MultiLaet

By mass shootings, the United States. By declining women’s rights, the United States.