This is great The world must know about the weird and amazing fanfic that Jorge Joestar is

Not enough people here have read Jorge Joestar, and for those that haven’t, here are some highlights Spanish zombie boy skin takes over the British Royal Air Force Where did Morioh go? It didn’t just grow legs and run away (it did) Erina keeps Johnathan’s head in a jar Kars waits for the universe to end and restart 36 times then turns himself into a spaceship The house is a tesseract Funny Valentine, his son, Funnier Valentine, and his grandson, The Funniest Valentine Trish is a pornstar Kars hides in Jorge’s bellybutton (I’m not kidding that’s the climax of the whole story)

I can't wait for Jorge Joestar², where we see The Funniest of The Funny Valentines

I think it’ll loop back round to Serious Valentine

That'll happen in Jorge Joestarⁿ⁰

hilarious valentine

Tbh Trish being a pornstar doesn’t surprise me

There was a meme from ages ago where giorno had to make extra money to make up thr losses of drugs and he sends trish to the red light district

I REMEMBER THAT HOLY SHIT

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you forgot the most important part Rohan x Reimi

By that you mean Rohan *versus* Reimi, right? As in, they have a stand battle, right? ...RIGHT?

did I stutter?

The ghost was more than bangable

Reimi is the house, which is also a tesseract, it was created 36 universes earlier but only manifested in the 37th one

Isn’t Reimi the stand of the house that is the reincarnation of Penelope from the first universe

No, she’s the stand of the original Penelope de la Rosa from universe 1

Shit got real confusing in the last 2 chapters man, I’m gonna have to read it again sometime

ok i don't remember Trish being a pornstar; where was that established?

When kars is going though narancia’s memories, he gets embarrassed and freaks out

Jorge Joestar has to be fake no fan fiction can get this crazy and weird right?

Don’t forget the ultimate stands, and how Kars looked at Dio’s The World Ultímate and just went: oh I want that and straight up copied it

> Kars looked at Dio’s The World Ultímate The exchange betwee them was great: >"My name is Dio Brando. Remember it well." >"I'm not in the habit of naming food."

Dio: Hey look at my absolute stand it’s unbeatable Kars: oh cool can I have it? Dio: Huh no why Kars: cool thanks *proceeds to copy stand *

Absolutely beautifully incomprehensible meme and summary, thank you

"...then turns himself into a spaceship" Excuse me, but what the fuck?

Using flesh of his alt-universe copies and parts of Giotto probes to construct a biomechanical spaceship to get back to Earth.

I... uh... well then.

Tf is this shit?

Poetry

Kira kills Lisa Lisa too, if I'm not mistaken

Tbf The last feel like something that can happen in the main story

Wait, I don't remember the Trish one 😭 (My memory is shit)

Out of all the weird shit that happens the 36 Kars is somehow where I draw the line. It just fundamentally misunderstands how the universe restart in stone ocean worked, especially it happening 36 times.

Pretty sure its supposed to be a creative liberty given how many differences there are.

made in heaven ultimate requiem

Is this supposed to be the point in the story where the astronauts Enrico Gucci and Funnier Valentine try to hatch a plan to run away from the Kars Moon while Narancia’s U-Boat tries to nuke it?

Seems so. Don't forget about, later on, U-Boat being used to destroy >!weaponized satellites of USA and then perform orbital bombardment!<

The amount of shit I know and I haven’t read it- assloads of Ultimate and Requiem, 37 Kars I believe, funnier + funniest valentine???? Also something about 2 MCs bc of alternate chapters, idek what else there is I just know this is some goofy shit

Jorge joestar is a fever dream, a good fever dream

Moment with USA having satellite weapons made me think of AKIRA

Jorge Joestar is like a schizophrenic AI was fed all the parts of Jojo and asked to summarize them. I gave up reading after the tile puzzle part.

What is this in reference too? The Joseph’s dad between parts 1 & 2?

Okay so during one of the Jojo anniversaries, there were 3 published Jojo works by other authors for the celebration. They were Over Heaven(DIO’s Diary), Purple Haze Feedback(a Fugo story taking place after Part 5) and Jorge Joestar, a story about Jonathan’s son/Joseph’s dad. But Jorge Joestar is Jojo to the absolute extreme- an “official fanfic” if you would. There’s time travel, alternate universe, parallel dimensions(different from alt universes) and takes the lore from Parts 1-7 and merges them together into a bizarre hodgepodge that does kind of break some lore. For instance, Kars actually didn’t actually go into the depths of space, he landed on Mars. And also Made in Heaven only affects Earth, so the Earth was looping 35 times and made 36 Kars on Mars. Kars has the ability to replicate Stands and make Ultimate versions of them(So we end up with stuff like The World Ultimate and Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem). There are another type of “Stands” called Wounds, and a Wound + Stand creates a Requiem. There is a power stronger than all of those called a Beyond. Kars convinces Killer Queen to join him then spams Bites the Dust to travel from the 36th universe to the 1st universe. Also Giorno is evil now, GER allowed him to survive universes and for some reason 36th universe Giorno is also Diavolo(Doppio is a separate character with a phone stand), and also Part 3 Dio is actually Giorno through time travel with a psychic imprint of DIO and DIO’s real body is actually Jesus. Also Erika kept Jonathan’s head in a jar.

That sounds kinda wild. Even morso than usual. Is it any good with all that nonsense going on?

It's very enjoyable if you accept its weirdness. It's also like a detective story with pretty satisfying mysteries, so that's cool

> It's also like a detective story with pretty satisfying mysteries, Because Maijo's bread and butter is detective mysteries. ID:INVADED, Tsukumojuku, Disco Detective Wednesday...

I just thought it was worth pointing out since this franchise has a recent history with unsatisfying mystery stories...

How exactly does Jorge even win?

Basically: 1. Resurrect Jonathan, before Dio can merge with the "Holy Corpse" (Jonathan's body, further augmented by consumption of alt-Kars into what I call "Near-Ultimate Lifeform"), cutting off this avenue. 2. Hope that Beyond >!(Author's bias towards some characters, linked to symbolism of their names and events)!< would consider such a >!plot development!< better for the >!story!<

Iirc it still looped everything, Kars just withstood it

Jorge Joestar is an underrated masterpiece

Don't forget that, apparently, USA is going all AKIRA here in having satellite weapon platforms.

Tbh I actually really liked it, though I admit it wasn’t peak fiction. I still believe U-Boat is the peak of stand design because it’s cool as fuck.

I mean, what other stand allows you to conduct genuine ***orbital bombardment***?

What's with the big ass eye

Eyed Balloon

Wtf

>!Artificial biomechanical third moon of Mars, created by Kars out of Kars and Giotto probes!<

WTF!

its the kars balloon!

Horhay Hoestar

ah, yes, three valentines, each one funnier than the last.

I can't find my comment what did I say?

I really think Das Boot should have been named Yellow Submarine

To put it bluntly **and** paraphrase SpongeBob, “This isn’t your average everyday JoJo craziness. This is… advanced JoJo craziness!”