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continius

Where Trip flies to the pegasus galaxy to eat people with his hands.


ThetaReactor

He seemed kinda bitchy in that one. I think it was some hormonal thing, he was probably pregnant again.


gatorbeetle

*in that one?¿?* He ALWAYS seemed bitchy, but it was probably his resting bitch face ...looked like he was smelling a fart, except when he looked like he had just farted.


fonix232

Circa 80 years after finding the Stargate of course


Worf_Of_Wall_St

Oh damn how did I not realize that was the same actor.


lvlister2023

Ahh Todd Vagina Hands


Historyp91

After T'Pol became the leader of a band of space Amazons, I can't blame him!


hipnotyq

Liiiiffe is unfaaaiiiirrrrrrrr


Rumpled_Imp

Getting from there to here


SirJohnSmythe

You're not the boss of me now, and my boss is finally near


ShadyMongrel

You’re not the boss of me now, I will touch the sky


Streak734

Cuz i got grounded!!! By my mom!!!


Steveseriesofnumbers

Now I can't hang out with the Krelboynes!


Sonifri

Cuz I've got sprains, in my groin.


crapusername47

That one where Michael Burnham walks around in the woods in Georgia trying not to get eaten by zombies sucked.


69DonaldTrump69

They should have ended Discovery with Burnham killing a bunch of zombies in the head with some sort of lazer knife and then saying “computer, arch.” And her walking out. Would have made more sense than the ending we got.


gatorbeetle

In all fairness, they should have ended Discovery after the pilot episode.


Remote-Pie-3152

But then we’d never get Dwight as Harry Mudd, or the excellent SNW characters. And *then* we’d never have live action Boimler, whose improvised “Riker!” line was very unexpected to the director of that episode, Jonathan Frakes. This is why we have a Temporal Prime Directive, Lieutenant!


Historyp91

Sometimes I like to pretend Game of Thrones is just a holodeck program where Bashir forgot to turn off the safety features.


PushTheButton_FranK

Haha that would explain why he's in such a bad mood all the time.


Firehenge

Boston Legal. Mirror universe where everyone became lawyers and judges instead of applying to starfleet


DJKGinHD

Boston Legal is a Sequel. Just like TJ Hooker. Just like a copy of Guinan stayed in the Nexus, so did a copy of Kirk. He got bored out in the woods and decided to play cop for a while. He got tired of doing all the work while the lawyers took the credit, so he switch over to being a high profile lawyer. At some point in the future, Odo comes in contact with the Nexus and a copy of him is put in with Kirk playing lawyers. Probably Guinan putting Starfleet Officers together, again, like she did with Picard.


Firehenge

I love how I can come to shittydaystrom to see nonesense, or shitposts.  but then get a legit response that is a deeper meaning or effort that the Starfleet subreddits. Thank you for your contribution


CosmoFishhawk2

I feel like you could work the entire Tommy Westphall-verse into this with not too much work...


Garak_The_Tailor_

The one where Captain Pike goes back in time and larps as a Confederate civil war veteran and helps build the inter Continental railroad


chugmilk

I thought that was part of O-Brien's virtual torture device?


Inside-Sentence1934

Definitely had time in his 20-year sentence to have seen success outside of the transporter room: he completes the railroad, pockets away kickbacks in Credit Mobilier stock…. And then loses it all.


spderweb

When Odo was a mechanic of the Earth Kingdom, but he was still a double agent there too. Building tech for the fire nation. Eventually he realizes the error of his ways. Seems like he didn't learn his lesson.


rosmaniac

He was better when he was ribbing the lieutenant governor in his Endicott guise.


Steveseriesofnumbers

Because a shepherd must tend the flock. And at times, fight off the Klingons.


thisistheSnydercut

Yes/No Maybe I don't know Could you repeat the question?


ThetaReactor

I'm pretty sure Craig not only watched *all* the Star Trek, he probably writes slash fiction.


bandit4loboloco

The final season was supposed to have Malcolm's science fair project opening a Negative Space Wedgie that time travels him into the 22nd century. He goes to Starfleet Academy and then the Enterprise. But the network canceled the show before they got that far. Bastards.


ZoidbergGE

It’s not “Everybody Loves Michael”???


Nervous-Tank-5917

Because Zefram Cochraine didn’t even mention Malcolm or Dewey in any of his speeches, despite clearly relying heavily on their equations to develop warp drive. What a dick.


murphsmodels

There was the one where Reginald Barclay cosplays as a soldier of fortune on the run from the military, who happens to be mentally imbalanced, but a great pilot.


CosmoFishhawk2

That time Archer was a sleazy lawyer with a lucky dime.


Steveseriesofnumbers

That time Archer kept randomly jumping through time!


CosmoFishhawk2

Yeah, but that was good!


Historyp91

The time Archer was a singing, dancing cat.


Justice_Prince

The prequel where they show where Janeway's hatred for time travel really began, When she was stranded in the 21st century, and had to maintain cover as a Russian inmate at a woman's prison.


rcjhawkku

Don’t forget when she was stranded in the 20th century and married to a cop twice her age. Fortunately she didn’t see him that much.


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

A lot of recons


Lee_Troyer

That's because it's a Star Wars prequel. You can even see Cal Kestis as a kid in the special younglings class during the second half of the show.


chickey23

It's not. Webster is the worst. First Webster lived in a chill house with secret passages, then a dumb luxury apartment, and then he tried to get Worf to adopt him. Clearly, Webster was the worst because there was too much tap dancing, which normally only doctors are allowed to do in the federation.


Hero_Of_Shadows

I think you mean best.


Streak734

Mrs. Columbus. Janeway’s ancestor was working as a detective or something. Did they not remember that in Voyager they said she was an engineer making a space building?????


Historyp91

Ms. Columbo is Shannon O'Donnel's cousin, clearly.


Streak734

Oh that’s a good point


7h3_70m1n470r

Reed Alert


thatsnotyourtaco

https://preview.redd.it/j6668hw0xs9d1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c98ad81bf27d0f33b0b15c8190f750e9e9a424e This took 20 seconds.


Historyp91

Malcom in the Middle...of an investigation for ties to Section 31.


xNightmareBeta

Malcolm Reed was not his real name it was Regnal Barclay


xsnyder

Reginald, not Regnal


xNightmareBeta

I was too bone idle to look up the correct spelling


Warm-Pomegranate2657

American Beauty with Michael Burnham as the lead character


ShuffKorbik

The one where Zephram Cochrane travels back in time and dates the widow of a funeral director was interesting.


Anthfurnee

malcom is in the middle after Jamie is born or he is in the middle of all of his family's insanity.


Anarchyantz

The the Holodeck series of Cheers wasn't that great.


AdultishRaktajino

Idk but I think we need a Forest Gump in space.


security-six

Never even got to see the episode when he was indoctrinated into Section 31


timberwolf0122

Hi dad! Say my name


jderd

Its Malcolm (Reed) in the Middle because his mom fucking tells him to give up his dream that he earned and worked toward, and suffer for decades to get toward a stable higher-end job instead. Seriously idgaf what the intent of that ending or what the lesson is, fuck that show.


Abject_Conclusion1

He’s dead at the end John https://preview.redd.it/mbzje8g9uz9d1.jpeg?width=1527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe87b713c3547f581fc3ef962f4886baab53cc4


Limp-Perception-6577

Life is unfair to malcolm 😔


Nearby_Name276

Voyager my final answer(fyi I don't watch discovery)