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"Not again.." -basketball umpire
They’re unfortunately baseball and football fields are much longer
If all of China held hands across the earth's equator, a lot of them would drown.
Throw in a bowl of petunias for some added flair.
Just dynamite it, what's the big deal?
Mmm, rotting whale flesh 
Have we verified this, we should try this to see if it's true I think
Not if I were there! I could’ve easily have saved that whale. I could’ve taught him how to jump out of his own tail.
Billy that’s impossible, stop lying or I’ll send you to the principal’s office.
The cross post got more likes. In the correct sub for it https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/s/wv9AjD4lRj
Sweet!
"Not again.." -basketball umpire
They’re unfortunately baseball and football fields are much longer
If all of China held hands across the earth's equator, a lot of them would drown.
Throw in a bowl of petunias for some added flair.
Just dynamite it, what's the big deal?
Mmm, rotting whale flesh 
Have we verified this, we should try this to see if it's true I think
Not if I were there! I could’ve easily have saved that whale. I could’ve taught him how to jump out of his own tail.
Billy that’s impossible, stop lying or I’ll send you to the principal’s office.
The cross post got more likes. In the correct sub for it https://www.reddit.com/r/WKUK/s/wv9AjD4lRj
Sweet!