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DrBag

The United Kingdom of Ireland, Scotland, and Wales


Soapforger

Recreate the kingdom of Prussia as accurately as possible


squatticus_finch

England, Scotland, and Wales, but call it Ireland


[deleted]

Now Northugal looks vulnerable. Create a Fortugal of the surrounding provinces


The-Legend-26

What's left of Germany should be called 'Gerfew'


ice_wallow_qhum

Make the borders of the neverlands the perhapslands


[deleted]

It should just all be ohio


thickskull521

Ireland and Scotland become The Republic of Ireland and Northern Britain


JDoos

After this we need Wales to be Cymru


ericds1214

I am once again asking for I-Tall-Y, Italy but very tall. Include some of Germany, Austria, and Switzerland as well as all of Denmark. Leave out Lichtenstein for future use though, and to add another Italian enclave.


DonutPuzzleheaded361

Sexland which is another name for the uk


chandetox

Alpacino: Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, Northern Italy and Southern Germany


matate99

Switzerland with a couple random cantons removed: Swiss Cheese.


cCc_USER_cCc

Make italy shoes and make sicily stone


xXGuavaEaterXx

Give the following concessions to Ohio: Transnistria Scotland Occitanie, France The islands northwest of Seahorsia Jan Mayen, Orkney, Shetland, and the Faroe Islands The unclaimed parts of Germany, Greece and Cyprus (Edited for spacing)


Enchanted_Goat_YT

AK instead of UK. The have a giant tower with a giant AK on top, which they shoot at enemies.


crnjaz

Give Basque’s their country, finally… Call it Spain’t. Edit: As concluded, Catalonia would be a better fit.


I_Am_the_Slobster

*Cantalonia sounds better to piss off the Spaniards.


[deleted]

Northugal has a significant chunk of that already, though.


crholden2134

The entire Alps mountain range to the country of Allps. Saw this on an earlier post and I'm sad it didn't get in. Can't remember who posted it but I believe in your mission.


That_Orchid1131

I laughed way too hard at “balls”


ThatGuy36036

Make Greater Denmark with Scania so the right ball gets more round in the end


fowncoyote

Citrus instead of Cyprus


alphafoxtrot1234

add drusselstein


Romanophile

Create a country out of all the remaining Mediterranean islands and call it Twenty-Two Sicilies


Newagedbohemian

Make Brittany brown and call it baguette 🥖


Walrus_Morj

Köln detached from Germany and became a County of Köln


[deleted]

[удалено]


HusteyTeepek

We could also give them silesia, and Pomerania all the way to Konigsberg/Kaliningrad/Krolowec (i think that's how it is in polish). Basically the land that Germany used to have that is now polish


Cleverism0

All of Italy and then some should just be turned into the Letter T, literally


GenesisG-205

Giga Chad Lenchinstien


InterestDowntown29

The kurds in what's left of basque country. Maybe give em a bit more


mzehnk

Make Novaya Zemlya the People's Republic of Seahorsia


Nekhoi

make Thrace out of the remaining Bulgarian lands


[deleted]

Once again I request the creation of the Balkan't, every region encircled by Long Croatia besides Ohio


bombyboi

BIG SAN MARINO!!! BIG SAN MARINO!!! BIG SAN MARINO!!! BIG SAN MARINO!!! BIG SAN MARINO!!!


WhiffingNo

Make Cyprus Taiwan


cokethesodacan

Russia but it’s called NATO


Lyndell

Tiffany - It’s just Brittany


lelcg

Make Mercia


bananaman42

All of the UK apart from Yorkshire become Greater Yorkshire


RomanPancakes420

Ancient Rome Returns in Finland


[deleted]

Austro-Switzerland extends around Czechia to Hungary


KajePihlaja

Italy = Sexy Shoe


zeeChemist

Switzerland, but it takes over the neighboring regions


hielke309

Eastugal


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

Cypress becomes an exclave/protectorate of “Balls”. Crab island


qtipvesto

Greece had an issue with North Macedonia using the name Macedonia. So make the area where North Macedonia was Hellas.


KajePihlaja

Call Denmark “Your Moms Tongue”


pile1983

I like how world still sees Czecho-slovakia to be the same one state as before the 1993, when they split. 👏


Vincenzoclaw8

Connect all the subdivisions that consist solely of capital cities (Berlin, Minsk, Kiev, and Moscow for example) together and call it “Capitalism”


Epicpinguin

the rest of finland looks like a dragon head with wings in russia/belarus and the tail is in denmark


TheAmericanE2

Thank you r/mapswithnewzealand


th3_oWo_g0d

My little brother wants to add Danica (try to guess where he’s from).It’s basically a greater Denmark


platysaur

Spain turns into Pain


SeamedShark

England, Scotland, Wales become Republic of East Ireland


wonderduck1

create 'newerlands' in the southeast of england, coloured orange of course


Teledrive

From Vienna to Frankfurt to Berlin and call it "Wurst"


DJZbad93

Wales and Scotland become West England and North England, respectively


smegatron3000andone

Every English subdivision that doesn’t touch any sea and call it Ingland


slipko

“Derp” for that disfigured looking face due east of long Croatia


MrBobstalobsta1

The random Greek islands should be the Evergreek


Sayoria

Hungary probably got their fair share by now, so maybe expand their border to show how fat the got and rename them as "Imfull"


LucDA1

Rest of Finland should be Balls 2: Electric Boogaloo


MrMoop07

England becomes Sexland


Arrowkill

Great Brittany formed out of Great Britain and Brittany


BlaZex157

Make new new Zealand part of Russia for no particular reason


SilverNew5489

I ‘ld call the island that is kissing Seahorsia “Smoke”


ClassyKebabKing64

Unite Spain and Austria once again as the Habsburgs


[deleted]

Curdistan in Great Brittain


shumpitostick

Create the kingdom of Sicily in Naples


SilverNew5489

Uk becomes Parking


ps4_username

Merge Surrey and Piedmont, and then enlarge them and put them next to new new zealand, call it neeew zealand


byaaxatb

Gnnnsndu htvjrc fe


Shiuft

Make a country north of the HRE and call it The Unholy Roman Empire, arch enemies.


deezalmonds998

Remind me! 1 day


HelloMeNameJeff

That island next to seahorsia as seahorsia blunt smoke. It's a puppet state =)


[deleted]

The Grand Reich of Schottland on England territory.


RippinLipsInSC

Naming that Balls instead of Sackistan is a fucking sin!


Jarquis_III

Andalusia: just make it the southern half of Spain and Portugal


malinwa4ever

Me as Belgian don't want to live in the Netherlands. They burry the dead people with their ass up, so you can put your bicycle in it!


idokle

Italy and UK swapped out.


yeatboboboe

Denmark but call it Swedish Germany


salsa_g03

Litteraly just Poland


VarietyEducationYT

Pasta land, no more needs to be said.


lagder

Silesia


ThatBoyFromDenmark

Vreate Zealand (Danish island) and Zeeland (dutch province) as old Zealandia


NapalmNoogies

The nation of Sápmi has a revolution and renames its self: Dong


SwanPlays

Make Sicily New Australia


Indent-

Rest of portugal named porntugal


GrandmasterGus7

Everything in that Y shaped space inside of LONG CROATIA should be made the Y.M.C.A. Young Macedonians' Croatian Association.


I_eat_plastic_straws

Give Croatia all the coastline of Europe


Nekopire

France is Macronie


Eelpieland

Make savoie great again


[deleted]

Fill in the Sea of Azov, and call it "Sea This Way" because it looks like a hand pointing.


[deleted]

Finland, but call is "Sack", to match "Balls".


Used-Database-3694

Join the entire of Portugal with the rest of Spain and Canary Islands and call it Portvgal


The_great_alfredo

France must be destroyed


lowriter2

Call Italy boot


lowriter2

The UK should be UC


[deleted]

Whole-European Empire of Ukraine


AegisThievenaix

Catalonia but call it spain, the rest of Spain is free but Catalonia is still shackled


Dazzling-Sea-5948

The British Isles but Great Britain is Sardinia and Ireland is Corsica


emireymarBv

Shitaly


Jrmundgandr

Svalbard which is technically a part of Norway should be called Nornor since its not on the way north anymore its just waaaay north


kriza69-LOL

Scotlong: whole britania IRSland: whole ireland


Monkborn

Fucking lost it at northugal and long Croatia


[deleted]

Italy is ‘Pasta Boot’. Sicily is ‘Kick Me Harder, Pasta Boot Daddy’.


Jrmundgandr

Give Ireland all of Britain, give Scotland Ireland and the Uk is just Scotland and North Ireland


Jrmundgandr

France but no coast so they can't get raided by sea. Call it Fran since it isn't all that it was


Jrmundgandr

All unoccupied territory encased by Long Croatia should be called Balcan't


Jrmundgandr

!remindme 20 hours


Xarlyle0

Left Ohio


Living_Murphys_Law

Combine the Greek archipelago and call it 'Kingdom of a million non-Sicilys.'


Clappertron

Sicily to be Bootlicker.


Bad_Puns_Galore

Finland has to be the Dong™️


[deleted]

Texas


doom_chicken_chicken

Give Romania to the Mongols, as it should have been


Lunndonbridge

All of the British Isles are the Kingdom of Leprechauns.


CommunicationOk9385

denmark


Domingo_Nosferatu

Big France, like back in the early 1800s


Pperson25

74 COUNTY UNITED IRELAND


Red01a18

Rename England to Anti-teeth care Republic


hackerepublic

Make Seahorsia kiss with Sehorsio pls i need some romance in my life


Spank_Ma_Titties

Ireland becomes “land of the drunks”


Greifvogel1993

Can we call Sicily dog poo? Mainland Italy is almost stepping in it


Trash_Taste_C

Why Ohio lol


Archikos

Turn russia in to baltic states.


[deleted]

Ireland with southern Ireland (formerly wales)


razor_1874

sink fr*nce under the sea


Pleasant-Twist-394

United Kingdom of Portugal, England and Wales.


TheDarkestShado

Have New Zealand take over the UK, with half of it being New Kiwiland in honour of the great kiwi war


Former-Slip647

Call the southest part of italy " Gucci Flipflops "


NerdyLumberjack04

Unite Scotland, Wales, and Ireland. Name it Englan't.


[deleted]

All of Poland's territories together


Maje_Rincevent

Balls is wrong, it's well known that Norway/Sweden are a penis, the balls of which lie in Finland.


whatcouldabananacost

All of Austria should be Australia


merirastelan

Make madrid disappear to make Spain into a doghnut


EsperantoHamstr

Part 3 of asking for yorkshire renamed to hell


TheULforce

Monaco but its the Isle of Man, Manaco


GrabbenSomGlider

Sweden but its just the Åland Islands


Alternative_Count184

make the fourth reich from the remnants of germany


wescool121

All of the British isles it's Scotland


SampleText0822

South of Spain and Portugal should be Southugal


UniqueUsername-789

Can we please make an exception and do I-Tall-Y? I know it isn’t the most upvotes but it’s been on every single post which means it does if you combine the upvotes. Please!!!!!


HcNoStylez

France, except it's in Italy.


du5ksama

Scotland, but call it Northern England


oti108

Make the British isles the USSR


Tomsissy

Just add Austria and call it Australia


TheRatatatPat

Londickland off the coast of Seahorsia.


Goblin_teeth

United ireland


popdartan1

Long live Sordland!


bonesrentalagency

Kingdoms of One Sicily


WastedVamp

Uaregay


rvralph803

Brittany and Cornwall added together to form Great Brittany.


Ondras_Ronat_66911

N..... in Paris in Île-de-France


Forsaken_Oracle27

We need just Denmark, plain old Denmark


ToasterTacos

Cobrastan


pettythief1346

Make denmark 't-bag' in honor of the newest country, balls.


budgie02

The places with Ohio is like a mis-shaped Ohio. Beautiful


BeingIllustrious2437

All of the UKs territory should be reorganized into the united territories of Birmingham.


OBI-BOI

Italy is now boot


The_cyan_cat

Add Germany but put it we’re Northern Ireland is


Terrapapers

Remove France.


hansololz

Bring together the land of Prussia


PacifistDungeonMastr

Oh god, now I can't unsee how phallic Scandinavia is


Bust_McNutty

Scotland but its named England and vice versa


DuctsGoQuack

Add Catalonia, but name it Cantaloupia. That'll make some people meloncholic.


TemmieCody

I still think Armenia should be here


Noobzarenoobz2

Finlandiya part of Ballsack Sweden-Norway


pman13531

France, what's left of Belgium, northern Italy, and surrounding microstates for the country of... Gall Bladder


Suspected_Magic_User

Brazilian colony in Portugal


Spinach_Stock

Russia is evenly divided between Ukraine, finland and the baltics


Dr_J_Doe

Baltics are balkan ? Wtf? 😃


[deleted]

Belgium is now a waffle


PSYisGod

Create San Marino in...San Marino.


A_H_S_99

England: Nosex


st333p

Why the hell is italy not in europe yet? All italian regions that do not touch the sea contitute itadry


ja0liver

brazil


Castaways__

Britain takes over Ireland and invaded France… again


Heliment_Anais

Wales


TrailBlazer9896

England is drunk


LordpoopyfaceHd79

German empire in russia


LordpoopyfaceHd79

Sell france to a Chinese communist party owned company


The_Bouncy

Suur suomi