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ChadVonGiga69420

Man searched "car mods" on Amazon and bought everything


ChadVonGiga69420

Damn even light bars


ScreamingMini2009

Oh shit you’re right.


gusfrong

good spot! I'm secretly hoping it swishes red like KITTs light.


txt214

Omg I almost missed the light bar ….lmao


ResponsibleOven6

I think OP just won this sub.


Strong-Morning719

Those are from alixpress. Guaranteed


Rdmtbiker

The stupidity is astounding with this one


DiscFrolfin

Yeah this is like the CEO of Autozone’s stepson teabagged a Beamer using cursed truck nuts while on adderal and Robitussin.


hunertproof

Robotripping with a Ritalin topper was a solid combo back in the day.


13dot1then420

Oof, robotripping is not a word I thought id hear today. Never again 🤢


Drunk_Stoner

Oh man. Bringin back memories. Not good ones tho. 🤣


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blushngush

>*Stares in Lorazepam* Fuckin hilarious


dougtheboon

‘Sports mind Produced by Sports’. 🤔


pepelepew69

[Go Sports!](https://youtu.be/5-hS2r7v3Iw?si=3tH5z6FoBJQ9-_9c)


Fernandop00

move the thing to the other thing!


the_almighty_walrus

Did the ball go?


tavenger5

Yes! Goaldown!


qhaw

[Sports](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5hDFHu8a4w)!


CBalsagna

The Temu special


BluePhirePB

Mod like a billionaire.


Clean_Edge1134

Sports produced by Mind Sports?


Clean_Edge1134

NVM, "SPORTS mind" is a legit BMW thing but it looks like he added the sticker and fucked it up. Then he added more retarded stickers like a red monster drink symbol.


[deleted]

There's nothing legit about these stupid Sports Mind stickers. Just some bullshit ebay stickers assholes put on their shitty cars. A local L320 Range sport by me has 6 Sports mind powered by sports on his truck, as well as: AMG, M, Audi RS, nismo, mugen, TRD and spoon stickers on it. He's an idiot.


PHOTO500

But bro, he has a #NEED FOR SPEED


mikesbullseye

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club!


dansnexusone

I’ve seen this sticker frequently on cars like this. I wonder if they are just attracted to the design or if it’s something else.


yuribotcake

This is where you think that everyone looks at you all the time.


Oni_K

Well... they do now, that's for sure.


Sztiglitz

Not for the reason he would think


PremiumApple

The only thing I can't stop looking at is the misaligned bonnet 😬


kanaka_maalea

Everyone at Wilburville High School does look at him all the time. And he loves it!


WhiskeyFeathers

“Sports Mind - Produced by Sport” So you think he wants people to think it’s a sporty car?


Scarecrow_Kayak

We can't think it's sporty because we don't have Sports Mind.


MrCrix

Another Sportsmind sticker to add to the collection of cars with that sticker on it.


lostspyder

WhY sO sErIoUs??????????!!!!!


TheRealJayk0b

Damn that's ugly AF


[deleted]

Hol' up. He got a "SPARCO" lanyard hanging from his rear view mirror. He gotta be a really real racer.


scarhartt

This guy single-handedly keepin Temu in business


pornwasmyidea

Need for speed sticker the only good accessory


TrellSwnsn

The original most wanted on ps2 was a great game


RightToTheThighs

Bless his little heart


caldsmelly

Sports mind produced by sports!


Feeling-Tip-4464

This guy has a need, a Special Need


ma_dian

Nice spotting, a m320d CSL with the offroad package!


SourSasquatch

The Jokers personal ride... the CringeMobile.


Special_Passenger253

What the fuck are those things on each side of the hood?


EffingBarbas

The boxy rectangular shaped things where the windshield wipers are? I though they were lights or gauges? Dunno. Interested in what others have to say.


stoneybolognaR

They look like radars


Bob_12_Pack

That splitter tho...


B00TY0L0GIST

"Sports mind! Produced by sports!!" I do not understand the clowns that stick these on their cars. I see them all over the place.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Yeah, it's just the stickers ruining this car.


Fun-Independence-667

Usually signs of a Mental Disorder


Richardduh

A 328i at best. Surprised it doesn’t have the grille stripes


TherighteyeofRa

The fact that Cesar Romero was left off the Joker license plate is an atrocity.


Off_white_marmalade

The spiked lugs 😂😂😂


CBalsagna

Is his front lip supposed to look like he's got buck teeth under that bumper?


xander328

Gross. If he drives it the way I’m assuming he does then it will be totaled soon enough. Fortunate or unfortunate…hmm.


Jayswisherbeats

Spirit mind produced by sports.. dead give away. And always on a bmw…


Miikeymt

is that tow ring even functional? seems like bumper would be torn off


JigglyBlubber

It looks like there's actually a hole and it's attached to the frame. However he's got those fake front splitter adjustment rods bolted right onto the bumper which is fucking hysterical and makes them useless if they even work at all.


Desperate_Set_7708

Must be related to the Vato Zone Audi guy


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redditcreditcardz

BMW Autozone edition


summerofkorn

It makes him happy.


4elmerfuffu2

I can smell his awful cologne from here.


TRD4Life

This here is the number 15 guy in the blacklist lol Edit: the Most Wanted 05 sticker is the only good one IMO. All the rest of them ruin the car.


TheWorldNeedsDornep

Do you know him? Is he a douche in person?


Sooowasthinking

So much for being understated.


JustusCade808

If it included Cesar Romero's Joker I'd give it a pass.


Dizman7

My guess is their parents bought them the car, and since they don’t know the value of a dollar they don’t respect nice things


bigloser42

He couldn't even spring for a 328i with the M Sport package. I'm guessing its a 320i?


DarthGoku44

As shitty as this is, Jared Leto would still be pissed for being left out


Rod_Bunyan

I can only give this dude the benefit of the doubt and assume this is what he had in Need For Speed and wanted to replicate it as much as possible.


wenoc

The stickers are bad but the stupid lip and the stupid pins holding it.


Amtracer

NEED FOR SPEED mOsT wAnTeD


iamcheekrs

Homie thinks he’s hot shit tho.. for sure


Jerzey08734

I was really hoping he was on here and seen everyone bashing his car, you need to see the back , more stupid stickers and a huge spoiler, looks so stupid


Acidcouch

I think this guy wanted a charger.


Organic_JP

Douchebag mode enabled


6inarowmakesitgo

Windshield stickers are the dumbest shit ever


joefraserhellraiser

Way to make a shit poverty spec BMW much worse, he’s done an amazing job of that at least!


leehelck

props for the NFSMW sticker. one of the best racing games ever made.


whattheduce86

Nah, that looks sweet.


notinservice59

Cool car I just don’t like the headlight stickers, lights by the windshield and license plate


nderneat

I kinda like the nfs most wanted sticker ngl, could not possibly be positioned worse


heapinhelpin1979

Those fake scar stickers for the headlights I will never get? Like in what world is that even a vibe?


Elegante_Sigmaballz

Some people's definition of "cool" never changed since middle school.


Gto1027

There’s a lot more than just stickers that ruin it.


Zappiticas

The outside splitter braces being a different color than the inside braces makes me unreasonably angry


-SkeptiCat

I don't know what goes on in these guys' minds.


bluegrass502

Racing stripes: not a problem. I'll never understand the claw marks over the headlights. What's it mean? Why only 3 Jokers? Why not Jared Leto?


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If he has the money to buy the car he can make the exterior however he wants it


Canuck-In-TO

The stickers add horsepower. 10hp per small sticker and 40hp for larger ones. /s


test_tickles

Are they a Juggalo?


peterpetlayzz

Dumbass car looks like some video game car decal made by a 9 year old


jpttpj

I remember JC Whitney catalogs too! Rowdy car bruh


Swizerlan

Well thats how he picks up his new boyfriends


UneSoggyCroissant

I see someone upgraded from charger to bmw, but kept all the shitty mod taste


evilgreenman

Good thing those splitters are adjustable. Whew!


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

Automotive abortion


remove_pants

Juggalo with money?


gooberzilla2

Without a doubt you can spot this person in the gym. Probably wearing a trucker hat, PJ pants, a tank top and might be filming themselves, or some older guy ego lifting who has the body shape of a barrel.


Top-Jellyfish9557

Produced by Sports? Like 'good job sport'?


Miserable-Martyr69

Where's the nice car?


0nisaru

#ruined #itsabmwsoitdoesntmatter


hiddenbus

Looks like a Jamaican did it


GODAMA

This is the guy buying the base model and slapping M badges all over it


akluin

Not only the stickers the whole front is ruined


Xman2505

Average Most Wanted 2005 meat rider


Canelosaurio

He's got a Joker silhouette style tattoo on his lower back. And a Heartagram tattoo on his neck.


JizzyMcKnobGobbler

Are any of you car guys also tattoo guys? This car is what a tatted up body looks like to me. Just a mess and unclean.


generalsleephenson

“I knew you wouldn’t understand!” *slams door


Key_Statistician3293

Kind of afraid to say here , but I like it …


LostConscious96

The "Need for speed Most Wanted" sticker is all you gotta see to understand this


CannabisAccount420

You know this guy keeps lose light bars on when passing you


WhiskeyTrail

I gotta dollar says his name is Kyle


HornetGuns

Need for Speed Most Wanted really means what it means. His car is wanted by the Scrapyard


RomanJIsraelBro

Ugh… I can just imagine what he looks and sounds like, and I gotta tell ya, I don’t like it!


VeGaSMaTTer

Stickers don't go on cars


Bearenfalle

impossible reach wrong follow trees slap sharp wasteful plate secretive *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


beardedmanDK

Small D syndrome


Kadywampes

Sports mind sticker!


Borealis116

Seriously what’s the deal with that Sport Mind sticker? I see that shit everywhere especially while I was visiting APAC countries.


burnswhenipoo

What gym do you go to?


Jasyn58

Probably a young guy. I remember doing shit like this in High School to my car. He'll grow up and ditch it, probably, hopefully.


TheLyOfBlues

I rather have a White Clean 3 Series then this monstrosity


Stillborn1977

I agree. It's just too much. Too busy for a pretty car.


agonizingpurse

Holy fuck the more you look the worse it gets


fanatic26

I would ask the guy if it was his intention to make the car look as stupid as humanly possible


BensPaintShack

How does the saying go? Money can’t buy you class


JB153

We get it bro. You CrossFit.


bringoutthelegos

I thought this was a BDSM themed BMW for a second


Kissmyblake

I like the most wanted sticker, I would rather have a copy of the game however


SoftwareSource

The :pull ne over please: design


LetsGoSilver

Not my cup of tea, but to each their own.


LordJohnWorfin111

Come on! They're sick! They show how cool he is.


Internal-Yak6260

Probably a lease. He's gonna be shocked when he brings it back....lol O.T - agree doesn't look good.


Worried_Coat1941

This is nature's way of letting people around you know he makes bad choices and has mental issues.


[deleted]

I like the joker but if you’re covering your number plate anyway just take it off, As we all know as bad as the stripes look they do add extra horsepower, And need for speed was a pretty cool game if you played the original only thing that could top it would be underground 2.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Those dam headlight claw marks and drilling the license plate into the bumper are the only shitty parts. The rest is pretty awesome.


Labatt_Ice

To many decnals is not my business.


trav15t

Meh… it’s just a bmw to begin with


BackAgain123457

Reading OP's comments, he could drive something like this. If he had the money.


Serbay55

I have never seen such atrocity in Europe, is that some type of phenomenon of Pussies over there at Freedom Country?


worthy_usable

Well as soon as I see the damned claw marks on any car, I don't care what it is. It becomes a Shitburger to me. I swear those things are as big a cry for attention as the barbed wire armband tattoos of the late 1990's.


hebrewzzi

Funniest part is I could probably beat him in a drag race with my stock electric vehicle. 😊


Raalf

BMW: the new Camaro


Psychosis99

I'll never understand the claw mark over the headlight........ its not like your car actually got into a fight with a bear or a tiger.


cdwag23

Looks like the LA fitness in Hastings ranch


thickener

I like the ditch lights. That’s a first on a bimmer for me


Dapper-Ad-2396

If you don't like it don't look at it, he renting space for free in your head buddy I like the car even more now that I zoomed in on the plate, if I had $$ to blow like him I'd do some shit like this


YourLocalAlien57

Is it legal to do that with (what should be) the license plate


darthabraham

Fuckin dork.


thankyoumicrosoft69

"Sports mind produced by Sports" Yeah, that checks out.


terrapinone

In Jim’s mind, he thinks it’s cool.


jamestoneblast

is he count shredula tho?


mrzurkonandfriends

I bet he has an EA tattoo.


[deleted]

The tow hook 3M taped to the bumper always makes me lul.


milehiloh

It’s a bimmer. So, who cares? Also, if this dork likes it, let em do it. Don’t act like it’s your money. Lastly, we get to point and laugh


Joeyjackhammer

Plate checks out, clearly owned by a psychotic clown of a human.


jefryjeferson

Pro bmw stereotype with the LEDs on the hood


Swaggo420Ballz

You think the owner ever finished most wanted 05


Magnus_The_Totem_Cat

F1 lip, rental spec tires. There’s more going on here than just stickers.


sean_b81

you 100% know everything there is to know about this guy, just by looking at this


Low-Impact3172

Is he a douchebag? I bet he’s a douchebag


jaybonz95

Def wears a “alpha male” shirt


ZAR3142

I am cursed..I kinda like it


sanskami

B MOPAR W


gustavotherecliner

Thankfully they can be removed quite easily.


owenhargreaves

More is more


molbal

Man, I've had the same car. Kept it stock, it was beautiful like that. (It was also BY FAR the most unreliable car I've ever had)


Jackloudcummer

I bet he drove a dodge before this car


synxoin

I can't stand the scratch marks in the lights 😭


ChuckJunk

> nice car lol


LowProof7648

This is what happens when children get approved for large car loans.


XPenacoba

The one from need for speed most wanted its good but the other ones...


FF_Master

Holy shit you found him, The Mega Douche


Jerzey08734

lol that’s funny


Jerzey08734

I say the same thing everytime I see it


tuco2002

Not my bag, but its his car. He can put anything on it. At least this guy got rid of the Hello Kitty stickers. You got to give him that.


1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2

"its just a lifestyle"


DoyersLakeShow

What’s with the letterbox window tint? You know what, forget I asked


Jerzey08734

Don’t know it’s not my car, it’s some garbage some dude thinks looks good I guess


SnooAdvice8550

Makeup, fake hair, fake nails, and fake boobs sure do ruin an attractive woman


Loud-Ad-7471

Definitely a bit too much on this one. 


technobrendo

Mr Edgelord gets a new car


akoust1c

You know the type of guys that drive something like this. I know the exact kind… yuck


profile-i-hide

What's crazy is he has money for that car and they also sell real parts for his car he didn't have to buy universal body parts. His car looks like my scion tc but at least they don't make parts for my car so I had to make them by had. This guy paid another man to do this to his car.


HOG-onthehunt

Is this one of the Pep Boys’ cars?