Thank you. I understand not wanting to do this to your own car, but if you met someone with a clean properly done stance car in person it might change your view a bit.
This is absolutely huge in Japan car culture, and the fast guys respect these cars too
People who slam their cars like this will purposefully bend their license plates as a further “cosmetic mod.” It’s meant to indicate that the car is so low that the license plate scraped against the road and was bent upwards like that.
I really want to know what goes through these people’s heads lol
>It’s meant to indicate that the car is so low that the license plate scraped against the road and was bent upwards like that.
That's not it. It's cosmetic for the most part yes, but it was/is done for 2 reasons;
1) To make it look like the plate is blowing back in the wind, as an aesthetic
2) It's harder for the highway speed cameras that are on the side of the Tokyo Shutoko to grab your plate number.
Like with mounting stolen subway grab handles on your car, it's a hoodlum aesthetic.
The people with the blacked out windows/tail lights tend to also be the ones buddy-buddy with local cops around here.
For some reason they never get in trouble.
Here's one better, one of the local cops around here owns a stanced Nissan That looks just just like the ones in this video, heavily tinted everywhere including front windshield. He drives it all over town never gets in trouble. Rules for thee... I guess. Although this kind of car is something I would never drive anyways.
It’s not just these guys, have you seen the trucks that are lifted in the front and squatted in the back? They’re aimed upwards at like a 45° angle and can’t see anything in front of them.
The stance sub loves frothing over static builds and I just don't understand it. I'd rather air up and avoid scraping the shit out of my car but apparently it's only cool if you ruin your car in the process of IG clout lol
I don't understand why they're building their cars not to scrape along the ground at all times. My logic is this: the goal is to have the car as low and fucking stupid as possible. The degree to which this has been achieved can be easily measured by the amount of scraping it does as it attempts to navigate tall obstacles such as uh... atoms and molecules. Ergo, the lowest, and thus best stanced car is the one which constantly scrapes, even on a perfectly flat, or even convex surface. The ideal stanced car should presumably scrape away at least 1 inch of its own body per mile driven.
The people doing this to their cars think this looks "cool". But in reality they only like that look because they know no different since they were the second or third child and their bigger brother only ever gave them all the broken hot wheels that got stepped on by dad.
Uncle who gave them to your kids laughs with joy.
Remember that time you embarrassed me in front of my first girlfriend by coming up to me with Jergens and Tissues saying I left them in the bathroom?
I hope it hurt.
It’s always an extreme extension of something that was initially designed with practical purpose. For track cars, you want your tires tilted out a bit so that when you corner hard into a turn, the suspension flexes to the point where the tire tilt is now pretty flat to the pavement which gives maximum surface area hence traction when you need it most. Same thing with absurdly lifted trucks. Lifting a vehicle a proper amount for gaining some clearance when traversing terrains such as river beds or logging roads to get from point A to point B makes sense. Lifting a vehicle 18 inches and running 2 inch side walls on a pavement-princess truck is just useless clout.
Yeah redditors love to talk shit on lifted trucks but a truck with a 2-3” lift and some off road tires and small wheels is actually very practical for getting places. But it’s these idiots with the rubber band tires and a 12” lift that give trucks a bad name. That shit is useless off-road
I got in a 'fight' with one of those morons once. It wasn't really a fight. I just lurched forward and yanked his pants down to his ankles (about 3 inches from where he was wearing them) and gave him a little push. He fell onto his back and then lost a bunch of stuff out of his pockets when he tried to quickly pull his pants up. He tried to come at me again, this time holding this pants up with his left hand so I slapped the left side of his face. When instinctively let go of his pants to protect his face I yanked down his pants and pushed him over again. At this point his friend begged me to stop because he was laughing so hard.
I watched a guy crossing 5 lanes of traffic at very busy intersection one day “sagging” his sweat pants down under his butt cheeks…cell phone up to his head with one hand…other hand clenching the waistband of his sweats…in a half skip, half jog as he crossed the street without getting hit. It was quite comical to watch…
No way, these guys aren’t even really a danger to other people on the road. They can’t get on the road
Worst thing that these losers do is get stuck…constantly. There’s actually way more of these cars than anyone realizes, but 80% of them are stuck on driveways, curbs, and trailers
"Slow Loud and Banging" is what it stands for but it is also those really long ridiculous rim hub...I dunno what to call them...steel teepees(?)...that stick out like 2 feet.
Carolina squat is now illegal in the Carolinas, good riddance
The trend is dying off
*Edit: the guy arguing with me doesn't even know what a Carolina Squat is, he's arguing because he's got nothing better to do
https://scdps.sc.gov/DrivinginSC/carolina-squat
>Effective November 12, 2023, it will be illegal to operate a "squatted" vehicle on South Carolina roads (SC Code Section 56-5-4445).
North Carolina - [The 'Carolina Squat' is now illegal on North Carolina's roads](https://www.npr.org/2021/12/03/1061200749/carolina-squat-squatted-trucks-suvs-illegal-north-carolina)
*Edit x2: he reported me to the mods because I hurt his feelings, lol, fuck that ass clown and fuck the mods, they both can eat my shit.
While slabs are silly looking, they're the least dangerous trend out of the bunch. The rims on those things will get broken off before they can do any real damage. Carolina squat is far and away the worst because the drivers literally can't see the road in front of them.
No. Swangas ARE a wheel. If they clip something with them it gets damaged and/or the whole wheel breaks off. They are not just a stick-on or clip-on decoration.
Just because it takes a lot of effort doesn't make it less stupid.
To be (a bit) fair, this is just another way to signal that you have the money and/or time to throw at something pointless. Other examples:
- The hat crowd that leaves the stickers on.
- The lifted trucks, either with rubber-band tires that make no sense for a truck or off-road tires that shouldn't be on asphalt.
- PC builds tricked out with custom cases and lighting.
- Having a pristine garage full of tools that never get used.
- Having a perfect lawn.
A lot of these cars are at the end of their life. The registration cost to renew them is super high so they stance them out like this and drive around for fun. Once it comes time to renew they just abandon or scrap them. There are some of these cars that have no floor pans, kinda funny tbh.
When the tires wear out in a week, and the center of the tread never even touches the ground, maybe it's a cool-badge of 'look new tires'? Like people leaving stickers on the brim of a hat?
I dunno to each their own but I will never understand the stance thing.
It's not a new thing, it's just a bit silly. They're designed to wear off.
If I had to guess, it's just a simple way to "prove" the tires are new and haven't been worn down for stance.
They looked squished or crushed, not cool.
It's equivalent to having your pants hang low under your butt. Even though it looks silly, you still do it for attention.
Tires, whatever else is rubbing the ground, suspension bushings.
These are the same folks who get addicted to cosmetic surgery: a little can do wonders but too much looks absolutely ridiculous.
I was going to say tires, as so many of these cars still had stickers on the tread.
But now I'm thinking that might be a flex; that the stickers never wear off due to the extreme camber they're running.
Usually tires because everything is reduced to a tiny little contact patch along the edge. They're not just "stanced" but they're also "stretched" where they take a tire too small for the rim and blow it out so it is unnaturally stretched wide.
Also a ton of spacers to get their wheels to poke out that much.
It's a shitshow.
I’m a fan of lowered cars, just looks better imo, but not with sideways wheels and scraping the front end off like those YouTube videos of sanding an action figure down to nothing.
That’s pretty much what I’m saying, an inch or two, not necessarily slammed. My daily is on drop springs so it sits a bit lower, but nothing egregious. Though I am currently having a rubbing issue on big bumps due to a broken rim and having a wider wheel in for the time being but correct size it has never been an issue. I also live in Michigan where it’s a dumb to do it but I didn’t say I was smart…
Had a guy that worked for me at a parts store, he had a straight piped straight shift 350Z that was slammed and stanced beyond belief. He had to replace the tires every 3 weeks, and every time he came to work he would rev the piss out of it, and tore his bumper off on the speed bump. He would get mad and bitch but we would bully him to within a very close margin of verbal harassment.
He eventually sold it. This trend is stupid
this has gotta be the most genius idea that body + tire shops have come up with to drive up sales i've ever seen
park a slammed/stanced car at the shop, never drive it off the smooth as butter lot, make people think it's worth shelling out for, then you've got a super loyal and consistent customer on your hands!! because they know you'll get their car back """fixed""" after they fuck it up
Lowering the stance of or colloquially “slamming” the car is for aesthetics and is just a silly fad. It in no way enhances the car but it’s just a style people with too much money want for their car. It’ll be over with in a few years.
Probably to show off how much “stance” (camber) they have. If the stickers aren’t worn off, it shows that the center of the tire isn’t contacting the ground.
Is this something you can win? What then? What happens when you accomplish your goal of... whatever this is? You just make it less functional of a car while looking really stupid.
Camber wheels are dumber than a kindergartener taking a college course. Just doesn’t work. In their minds, they are pimpin, but in reality, they are gimpin.
I always thaught "Ricers" were the most retarded, car related group (closely followed by those few who "do it" with car tailpipes for some reason). Then, I stumbled upon "stance"...
It cracks me up and confuses me when people try so hard to be like everyone else, especially when it's something so utterly stupid like this awful trend.
POV: you clock out of my old job late at night. You hear a white guy scream n****r at his white friend at the top of his lungs, jump into a purple car, and watch it scrape slowly away in the hilly parking lot. Suddenly your Honda Civic with peeling paint is the coolest car there.
This is why we man have to take our time and properly plan out the idea of making kids! They turn out like this when we decide to go buy some smokes for eternity.
I’d get emphatically descriptive about how much this stance thing ticks me off, until I realized that my anger and hatred actually fuel their joy. So, I hugged a dog and had a cookie, and I feel much better now. 🙂
It’s like a parade of idiots. The fact that they actually paid money to make their car near undrivable and loud has always baffled me. Like you already paid $1000s for the engineering to make the car quiet and able to drive on surfaces, right??? It’s like walking around in public with a dunce cap on
I worked as a service writer at a small time dealership one time and my buddy had an ‘02 Impreza that had a camber kit on it. He wanted us to align it. When he brought it in, we did the best we could but told him he needed new tires because of the camber kit. He would not accept what I had told him because all the forums he read online said that having camber like that doesn’t affect tire wear in any way. Sure buddy. The inside of your tires are going to wear the same as the outside that isn’t even on the ground.
that prius with the looney tunes ass exhaust lmao
fr, that car deserves its own post
Honestly made me want a Prius
i have a prius and want to do that
Had me dying
That was my favorite.
[удалено]
Not a JDM guy, but bosozoku cars are dope.
Thank you. I understand not wanting to do this to your own car, but if you met someone with a clean properly done stance car in person it might change your view a bit. This is absolutely huge in Japan car culture, and the fast guys respect these cars too
Why is the license plate bent?
People who slam their cars like this will purposefully bend their license plates as a further “cosmetic mod.” It’s meant to indicate that the car is so low that the license plate scraped against the road and was bent upwards like that. I really want to know what goes through these people’s heads lol
I'm guessing it isn't a whole lot.
Wind. Lots of wind
>It’s meant to indicate that the car is so low that the license plate scraped against the road and was bent upwards like that. That's not it. It's cosmetic for the most part yes, but it was/is done for 2 reasons; 1) To make it look like the plate is blowing back in the wind, as an aesthetic 2) It's harder for the highway speed cameras that are on the side of the Tokyo Shutoko to grab your plate number. Like with mounting stolen subway grab handles on your car, it's a hoodlum aesthetic.
Everyone is criticizing this, but they don’t realize that this is just a way to prevent their catalytic converters from being stolen.
Is it because it got scrapped off by the road?
Damn speed bumps!
They wouldn't even make it over speed bumps they would be high centered.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SCRAPING!
I lold
Life finds a way.
Underrated comment
The giant stickers blocking the windshield are a nice touch
I do love fig newtons
HE SOLD THE WINDSHIELD
I just watched that movie yesterday. Reddit gets me
Why is "I don't need to see out the windows" such a pervasive concept with these guys?
Most of them have insanely dark windshield tint to boot. I don’t know about Japan, but that is definitely illegal in the US.
Tell that to the people here in Pennsylvania. I've seen multiple people with mirror tint on their windshield.
The people with the blacked out windows/tail lights tend to also be the ones buddy-buddy with local cops around here. For some reason they never get in trouble.
Here's one better, one of the local cops around here owns a stanced Nissan That looks just just like the ones in this video, heavily tinted everywhere including front windshield. He drives it all over town never gets in trouble. Rules for thee... I guess. Although this kind of car is something I would never drive anyways.
It’s not just these guys, have you seen the trucks that are lifted in the front and squatted in the back? They’re aimed upwards at like a 45° angle and can’t see anything in front of them.
The Carolina Squat
And illegal in North Carolina thankfully
I still see them often
There's only one here nearby that hasn't fixed it. There were 7 in the area that I saw often, I've seen 6 of them install the rear of the lift kit.
Illegal in South Carolina, too.
Better than a Chicago Sunroof
They navigate by the sound of their car scraping
But hey, why do you need to even see when you’re telling everyone that you’re GRMNLESS SUCCESSION
Each sticker adds 5 hp
I don’t see how that’s legal.
These people read bumps in the road like its braille for cars
Seriously, it's almost impressive if the context wasn't so ridiculous. I'd love to see them on a trail with a half capable 4x4.
Get some airbags god damn it
The stance sub loves frothing over static builds and I just don't understand it. I'd rather air up and avoid scraping the shit out of my car but apparently it's only cool if you ruin your car in the process of IG clout lol
I don't understand why they're building their cars not to scrape along the ground at all times. My logic is this: the goal is to have the car as low and fucking stupid as possible. The degree to which this has been achieved can be easily measured by the amount of scraping it does as it attempts to navigate tall obstacles such as uh... atoms and molecules. Ergo, the lowest, and thus best stanced car is the one which constantly scrapes, even on a perfectly flat, or even convex surface. The ideal stanced car should presumably scrape away at least 1 inch of its own body per mile driven.
This is "probably" the dumbest shit I have ever seen done to cars! What is the benefit????? Or point even???
The people doing this to their cars think this looks "cool". But in reality they only like that look because they know no different since they were the second or third child and their bigger brother only ever gave them all the broken hot wheels that got stepped on by dad.
This is a brillaint explanation
Hotwheels are awesome.
Dad who stepped on them disagrees
Uncle who gave them to your kids laughs with joy. Remember that time you embarrassed me in front of my first girlfriend by coming up to me with Jergens and Tissues saying I left them in the bathroom? I hope it hurt.
It’s always an extreme extension of something that was initially designed with practical purpose. For track cars, you want your tires tilted out a bit so that when you corner hard into a turn, the suspension flexes to the point where the tire tilt is now pretty flat to the pavement which gives maximum surface area hence traction when you need it most. Same thing with absurdly lifted trucks. Lifting a vehicle a proper amount for gaining some clearance when traversing terrains such as river beds or logging roads to get from point A to point B makes sense. Lifting a vehicle 18 inches and running 2 inch side walls on a pavement-princess truck is just useless clout.
Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements
And it's graduated from track cars to cack cars.
Yeah redditors love to talk shit on lifted trucks but a truck with a 2-3” lift and some off road tires and small wheels is actually very practical for getting places. But it’s these idiots with the rubber band tires and a 12” lift that give trucks a bad name. That shit is useless off-road
It's the equivalent of those people that wear their pants halfway down their legs and struggling to walk cause it looks 'thug'
I got in a 'fight' with one of those morons once. It wasn't really a fight. I just lurched forward and yanked his pants down to his ankles (about 3 inches from where he was wearing them) and gave him a little push. He fell onto his back and then lost a bunch of stuff out of his pockets when he tried to quickly pull his pants up. He tried to come at me again, this time holding this pants up with his left hand so I slapped the left side of his face. When instinctively let go of his pants to protect his face I yanked down his pants and pushed him over again. At this point his friend begged me to stop because he was laughing so hard.
If this is true this is the funniest shit I’ve ever read.
Even if this is made up it’s one of the funniest things I’ve read
I watched a guy crossing 5 lanes of traffic at very busy intersection one day “sagging” his sweat pants down under his butt cheeks…cell phone up to his head with one hand…other hand clenching the waistband of his sweats…in a half skip, half jog as he crossed the street without getting hit. It was quite comical to watch…
I’m seeing a trotting waddle of sorts in my mind’s eye
But dontcha see how cool he looked!
Worse than the SLAB culture in Houston or Carolina squat?
No way, these guys aren’t even really a danger to other people on the road. They can’t get on the road Worst thing that these losers do is get stuck…constantly. There’s actually way more of these cars than anyone realizes, but 80% of them are stuck on driveways, curbs, and trailers
And one of them burnt down, it was definitely haters though, not mods done poorly.
I've never heard of this. Do I want to know what SLAB is?
"slow, loud, and bangin"
Haha that sounds like something we would have going on down here in Florida.
That’s how they fuck in The Villages
"Slow Loud and Banging" is what it stands for but it is also those really long ridiculous rim hub...I dunno what to call them...steel teepees(?)...that stick out like 2 feet.
Elbows, swangas, 84’s, stupid AF, etc
Carolina squat is now illegal in the Carolinas, good riddance The trend is dying off *Edit: the guy arguing with me doesn't even know what a Carolina Squat is, he's arguing because he's got nothing better to do https://scdps.sc.gov/DrivinginSC/carolina-squat >Effective November 12, 2023, it will be illegal to operate a "squatted" vehicle on South Carolina roads (SC Code Section 56-5-4445). North Carolina - [The 'Carolina Squat' is now illegal on North Carolina's roads](https://www.npr.org/2021/12/03/1061200749/carolina-squat-squatted-trucks-suvs-illegal-north-carolina) *Edit x2: he reported me to the mods because I hurt his feelings, lol, fuck that ass clown and fuck the mods, they both can eat my shit.
What if you could build the ultimate vehicle that included all 3....SSS...stance, squat, slab. Would be something to behold
While slabs are silly looking, they're the least dangerous trend out of the bunch. The rims on those things will get broken off before they can do any real damage. Carolina squat is far and away the worst because the drivers literally can't see the road in front of them.
No. Swangas ARE a wheel. If they clip something with them it gets damaged and/or the whole wheel breaks off. They are not just a stick-on or clip-on decoration.
Yeah those are bad too but this is horrendous, sounding and looking.
They're having a great time...
I'd even go so far as saying they're having a grate time.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not because there doesn't look to be an ounce of fun had
I was going to say what the hell happened to airbags
The first few were Crowns and I'm pretty sure they DO have air bags
"BaGz R fOr GrOcErIeZ!!"
Nissan Cube has never looked better
A neighbor has two of them and honestly I would take one over these stanky leg cars. Looks so stupid.
It's still a shoebox on wheels.
You mean a toaster?
Do they repair, replace & repaint their front bumpers after each outing due to getting dragged across the road? Tyres after every 2nd meet?
I was wondering how many oil pans they go through a year.
Skid plates
Skid plates and engine/transmission raise In this thread: “I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SO ITS STUPID AND MAKES ME MAD!!!!! 😡”
Just because it takes a lot of effort doesn't make it less stupid. To be (a bit) fair, this is just another way to signal that you have the money and/or time to throw at something pointless. Other examples: - The hat crowd that leaves the stickers on. - The lifted trucks, either with rubber-band tires that make no sense for a truck or off-road tires that shouldn't be on asphalt. - PC builds tricked out with custom cases and lighting. - Having a pristine garage full of tools that never get used. - Having a perfect lawn.
A lot of these cars are at the end of their life. The registration cost to renew them is super high so they stance them out like this and drive around for fun. Once it comes time to renew they just abandon or scrap them. There are some of these cars that have no floor pans, kinda funny tbh.
So leaving the tires stickers on is the new thing now huh. Welp ok.
With the uneven wear that comes from this stupid trend it’s probably not worth the time and effort when they’ll just be replacing them soon enough
Like every month or so
When the tires wear out in a week, and the center of the tread never even touches the ground, maybe it's a cool-badge of 'look new tires'? Like people leaving stickers on the brim of a hat? I dunno to each their own but I will never understand the stance thing.
It’s to flex camber, tires lasts a year at least for most since these cars mostly only go to car shows
It's not a new thing, it's just a bit silly. They're designed to wear off. If I had to guess, it's just a simple way to "prove" the tires are new and haven't been worn down for stance.
Oh ok. I figured it was a way to show off how stanced it was, like so splayed you can see the stickers.
I think it's this for sure
Prius made me lol
They looked squished or crushed, not cool. It's equivalent to having your pants hang low under your butt. Even though it looks silly, you still do it for attention.
Which wears out first? Tires? Halfshafts? Bumper hardware?
patience?
Tires, whatever else is rubbing the ground, suspension bushings. These are the same folks who get addicted to cosmetic surgery: a little can do wonders but too much looks absolutely ridiculous.
I was going to say tires, as so many of these cars still had stickers on the tread. But now I'm thinking that might be a flex; that the stickers never wear off due to the extreme camber they're running.
Usually tires because everything is reduced to a tiny little contact patch along the edge. They're not just "stanced" but they're also "stretched" where they take a tire too small for the rim and blow it out so it is unnaturally stretched wide. Also a ton of spacers to get their wheels to poke out that much. It's a shitshow.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjNku8U5NbA) may help you understand just what stancing does to a car.
What's funny, most of those car would actually look good... without those dumb wheels.
So true
I’m a fan of lowered cars, just looks better imo, but not with sideways wheels and scraping the front end off like those YouTube videos of sanding an action figure down to nothing.
Anything more than a slight drop looks poopoo imo. When I was young slammed cars were all the rage but thank fuck most ppl grow out of that phase lol
That’s pretty much what I’m saying, an inch or two, not necessarily slammed. My daily is on drop springs so it sits a bit lower, but nothing egregious. Though I am currently having a rubbing issue on big bumps due to a broken rim and having a wider wheel in for the time being but correct size it has never been an issue. I also live in Michigan where it’s a dumb to do it but I didn’t say I was smart…
Where I live Toyota crowns are like a luxury statement. It breaks my heart to see so many of them in this state.
Good way to remove rust underneath your car and everything else. Who needs a grinder when you can do this
Had a guy that worked for me at a parts store, he had a straight piped straight shift 350Z that was slammed and stanced beyond belief. He had to replace the tires every 3 weeks, and every time he came to work he would rev the piss out of it, and tore his bumper off on the speed bump. He would get mad and bitch but we would bully him to within a very close margin of verbal harassment. He eventually sold it. This trend is stupid
Most of these cars are shitboxes but that’s a crime to do to a 350Z.
this has gotta be the most genius idea that body + tire shops have come up with to drive up sales i've ever seen park a slammed/stanced car at the shop, never drive it off the smooth as butter lot, make people think it's worth shelling out for, then you've got a super loyal and consistent customer on your hands!! because they know you'll get their car back """fixed""" after they fuck it up
Ahhhhh yes...taking performance AWAY from cars.
Lol the slammed Prius
Someone please explain this subculture to me.
I think tire companies are promoting this "culture" to sell tires
Lowering the stance of or colloquially “slamming” the car is for aesthetics and is just a silly fad. It in no way enhances the car but it’s just a style people with too much money want for their car. It’ll be over with in a few years.
Just a bunch of dipshits right there.
It’s hurts to see all those nice, reliable Toyotas like that. 😢
Those insect-eye headlights make my brain hurt
You know none of these dudes have been to college because they’d get stuck on every damn speed bump
Someone put some of those plastic bolt down speed bumps whilst they are in there. See how they get out
They chose to suffer...
The summed iq of everyone of them would still result in a negative number
Wait, is leaving the stickers on your tires a thing now for tools? Like leaving the sticker on your ball cap?
No time to take them off when your going through tires weekly
Probably to show off how much “stance” (camber) they have. If the stickers aren’t worn off, it shows that the center of the tire isn’t contacting the ground.
Is this something you can win? What then? What happens when you accomplish your goal of... whatever this is? You just make it less functional of a car while looking really stupid.
Camber wheels are dumber than a kindergartener taking a college course. Just doesn’t work. In their minds, they are pimpin, but in reality, they are gimpin.
I always thaught "Ricers" were the most retarded, car related group (closely followed by those few who "do it" with car tailpipes for some reason). Then, I stumbled upon "stance"...
Have you not seen the Carolina Squat? At least with stance you can see where you're going...
Stance is the France of car mods
I guess they just pray there are no speed bumps?
If I had a car like that I'd just get a new car So dumb
Lmao the fucking Prius
It cracks me up and confuses me when people try so hard to be like everyone else, especially when it's something so utterly stupid like this awful trend.
This is my favorite ASMR video.
I bet at least 1 of those cars has the Tokyo Drift song playing inside while leaving
There has to be an event for stupid sticky-outie pickup truck tires. I see them all over.
They need to show the line of tow trucks that follow these dildos around.
Stupidest fucking trend I have ever seen
POV: you clock out of my old job late at night. You hear a white guy scream n****r at his white friend at the top of his lungs, jump into a purple car, and watch it scrape slowly away in the hilly parking lot. Suddenly your Honda Civic with peeling paint is the coolest car there.
The car equivalent of walking around with your pants down.
It's like hammering nails through your feet for better traction in a swimming pool. Completely fucking stupid.
My cat when he has shit stuck to his ass
Ok the Prius was kinda funny though
I got no problem with show cars, but please don't drive them on the road. Bring a trailer and show off your work.
A fucking Prius ?
My years of cartoon watching has taught me that those cars must be very tired... Or maybe exhausted
The car equivalent of a pug that can't breathe
i want to see one of these cars turn their wheels all the way in a direction
I will never understand how people find that good looking
Parade of the nitwits.
This is why we man have to take our time and properly plan out the idea of making kids! They turn out like this when we decide to go buy some smokes for eternity.
This looks like when the short bus leaves…
WTF is wrong with people?
Bunch of baby reindeer on ice.
i dont think i saw 10 brain cells collectively through out this video
I don't understand this like at all
look what they did to my boys!
How can someone do this to their car and think, "aw yea, this looks good😎". At talk about a waste of tires given the way they're going to wear down.
People truly living the Scrape or Die lifestyle
Peak comedy
Regarded
I'd throw a bunch of bolts in the road in front of them. These are the dumbest cars ever.
The 2nd worse thing that can be done to a vehicle, right behind the Carolina Squat.
Stance is the Ed hardy shirts of the car world
Premature uneven wear on one side of the tires goes... Boom! The spark goes flying 😂
I’d get emphatically descriptive about how much this stance thing ticks me off, until I realized that my anger and hatred actually fuel their joy. So, I hugged a dog and had a cookie, and I feel much better now. 🙂
you mean stupid cars leaving stupid event?
This is why we should love car culture. It’s fascinating.
It’s like a parade of idiots. The fact that they actually paid money to make their car near undrivable and loud has always baffled me. Like you already paid $1000s for the engineering to make the car quiet and able to drive on surfaces, right??? It’s like walking around in public with a dunce cap on
There needs to be an automotive equivalent of child protective services to be able to rescue cars from this kind of abuse and negligence.
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You…you do know a Prius has a gas engine….right?
The LED rings in the headlights on of the first Toyota make my skin crawl
I worked as a service writer at a small time dealership one time and my buddy had an ‘02 Impreza that had a camber kit on it. He wanted us to align it. When he brought it in, we did the best we could but told him he needed new tires because of the camber kit. He would not accept what I had told him because all the forums he read online said that having camber like that doesn’t affect tire wear in any way. Sure buddy. The inside of your tires are going to wear the same as the outside that isn’t even on the ground.
If this stupid shit impresses your friends, you need new friends.
Glad I turned the volume up. Lol
Why are all of these cars doing that dumb teenage girl pose where they push their knees into a cute? 😂
Painful to watch but each to their own.
Prius actually made me laugh.
For a second I thought I was on the r/idiocracy sub.
The fucking Prius lmao
God I wish this fad would die
It's the car version of chinese foot binding.
Stance event. Location: freeway underpass. Checks out.
I just realized that having the stickers stay on the tire is probably like leaving the sticker on your hat.
Wanna be as douchey as those Carolina Squat tools but daddy bought you a sedan instead of a big truck? Here’s your solution.
They have spent an awful lot of money to make their cars a step above worthless. The scraping noise would drive me nuts!
They really did just bake the black bars into this video.
I was really hoping to see a bumper or two get ripped off.