Just maybe the designers and the assembly workers sat around one day getting high, and somebody said "whats the most ridiculous playne we can come up with?"
This is the result.
It was sold to KFT (Kentucky Fried Tofu) as their executive jet where it jetted their board members around the world to the various grand openings. All was good until they realized that Kentucky Fried Tofu is fucking disgusting.
Covid 😔
Was the playne vaxxed?
Probably not
It was misspelled.
Pretty sure that's a Boeing DC10-11-12 jumbo trainer. You can tell it is a trainer because it has small engines.
Can't have shit in Birmingham
Just maybe the designers and the assembly workers sat around one day getting high, and somebody said "whats the most ridiculous playne we can come up with?" This is the result.
Boing door blew off again
Looks pregnant.
failed its flight testing and now lives its sad life being set on fire
Don’t mention that really, really small engine. It’s probably self conscious about it.
Dang that LM2500 got a serious case of shrinkage. Like a frightened turtle.
Bee sting
Who of you guys made that shit for koryo.
/unjerk what the hell is that thing
Looks like a training hull for airport firefighters. KFT makes a few different models of these [like this](https://kft.firetrainer.com/en/a-2000.html)
That is next to the track where Top Gear used to let Stig make he’s laps.
The airplane equivalent of a mule.
Schiphol Airport
Got Burger Kinged
Hey! What it wants to do is its private life! No kink-shaming.
Did anyone else see that rocket booster on the tail?
It didn’t render correctly
Heat throw Didn't like this 747 trijet so they kills is
It was sold to KFT (Kentucky Fried Tofu) as their executive jet where it jetted their board members around the world to the various grand openings. All was good until they realized that Kentucky Fried Tofu is fucking disgusting.
It´s on the ground.. so not enough thrust. I´d try some Jato-bottles.
I shoved it up my ass. Sorry.
I’m pretty sure it’s to train crash tenders to put out fires