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Metahec

Making a good sandwich means using the appropriate type of bread. Sliced salami and hard cheeses are ok in bagels as they can stay in place and don't fall apart while you try to bite through it. Try to make a salami sandwich with soft white bread and the bread can rip apart in your hands as you try to rip off a chunk of the salami. Soft, creamy fillings like tuna or egg salad should go in soft breads or else you get the toothpaste tube effect that you do with bagels.


fenrslfr

This guy sandwiches


RawDogEntertainment

This account belongs to the sandwich alien from Lilo and Stitch. There’s no way it doesn’t.


Mutant_Llama1

Reuben?


talking_phallus

You friends or something? It's Experiment 625 to you.


fenrslfr

You own a porn production company?


RawDogEntertainment

Mids SoundCloud music but I happen to really like our roster (I’m mids as hell) One would have…. Probably been a lot more lucrative than the other


passwordsarehard_3

Either way at least you are doing what you love.


The_Phreshest

Project 625 if I'm not mistaken


Adele__fan

r/thisguythisguys


awetsasquatch

r/thisguythisguys


TheStormbrewer

An apt analysis doctor, I concur ☝️


funnystor

Why didn't I concur?!


recursivethought

Mostly agreed but: A lot of good NY bagels don't have a hole. So it's just a type of dense roll that's been boiled to have a crispy shell and soft interior.that said, it's still really dense and heavy, causing the effect you describe to still take place as you bite into it because there is less give. However, this doesn't have to affect the creamy fillings at all... In any bagel, you can scoop out the interior of at least one of the halves. This allows you to replace it with things like tuna. This keeps it in place. The above doesn't always help you with other non-creamy but slidey toppings like tomato or roasted peppers.


mortgagepants

OP sandwiches, but you bagel sandwich. if you grow up in places without a good bagel culture, you're not gonna learn how to eat your sandwich on a bagel.


MisterCortez

I'm not scooping your fuckin' bagel, bro


thatcockneythug

I dunno, the combo of soft tuna salad with soft, untoasted slices of white bread is just... Bleh. Too much squish, not enough texture.


xandercade

Even toasted white bread is still a "soft" bread. I am a firm believer of lightly toasted bread for Tuna Fish Salad and Egg Sandwiches.


HalfEatenBanana

Yessss light toasted is the way to go. Like not even getting any color on the bread but just enough for a slight crunch


GME_alt_Center

Yes, just do open face with the tuna


Benegger85

Open faced sandwiches? Who do you think you are, the King?


MissingVanSushi

Chop up some celery and mix it in there for some crunch 💥


Paige_Railstone

I prefer a lightly toasted soft bread and the inclusion of a slice of lettuce for this reason. Just enough of a toasting to get only the outside layer of the slice crispy while still having a lot of give to the slice when you bite into it.


deadpoetic333

Smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel is king. Literally what I’m eating right now lol


GrAdmThrwn

Its 5am here and now all I want is an optimal sandwich, and I HOPE you're happy about it


Mutant_Llama1

PB & J bagel is good.


dchow1989

Had a toasted one yesterday 👌🔥


philovax

The Bahn Mi is the prime example of how the wrong bread is just wrong.


Snookerwither2

I like salami with cheese on soft bread, but sometimes you're trying to take a bite and the whole slice of salami slides out and you kind of just have to eat it on its own


KillThePupeteers

I'm sorry but there's no other vehicle for a cream cheese, egg and bacon sandwich.


passwordstolen

Cream cheese is about the most popular filling for bagel sandwiches. I don’t seem to have a problem keeping the cheese in the sandwich.


Stompya

Actually kinda love that bonus hit of cream cheese when I get to the middle of my breakfast bagel


DustierAndRustier

Traditionally bagels are eaten with lox and schmear, two toppings that would be so much more practical in a sandwich with more structural integrity


Mclovin4Life

I find cutting them in half allows me to eat it with far less mess. Toasting also helps break through the “squishyness”


glytxh

I thought we were supposed to toast them? Are people here just eating cold solid bagels?


kingbeyonddawall

Fresh bagels from a legit bagel place are warm if you’re lucky and traditionally not toasted. A lot of people toast them these days regardless though.


SteveFrench12

For a good place you dont even have to be lucky to get one warm. Theyre usually making them consistently till around 10 or 11


NectarOfTheBussy

My favorite part about NY


glytxh

Fresh Bagels gotta go on my list of things to try one day


teelo64

a proper freshly made bagel needs no toasting and is honestly only worsened by it. standard prepackaged steamed bagels though? yeah you better toast them bitches.


Class_444_SWR

I always toast mine


Jollysatyr201

Interesting. I prefer them whole, as it makes the vertical to horizontal ratio feel more stable. Otherwise it falls into the same trap burgers at restaurants do where it’s so tall and skinny that nothing stays in place


Party_Document6132

You should probably start learning with a car before driving a bagel.


[deleted]

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich


buchoops37

Now that we're men, we can do anything!


Quick_Pangolin718

If you can dodge a bagel you can dodge a dodgeball


schteavon

As someone who's had hundreds of bagel sandwiches, I will 1000% disagree with you here. Maybe you're just not making the right type of sandwiches for them.


KasElGatto

Maybe he thinks bagel shaped bread that you get in a grocery store is somehow an actual bagel.


Twombls

Good Bagels are hard to get in like 99% of the country. Bagels I bring back from nyc and freeze are better than any bagel from a bagel bakery around me. I actually bring a duffel just for Bagels every time I go there now lol


KasElGatto

Haha you are bringing me back, I live in NY and have an amazing bagel place a block away now, but I used to live in Europe. My dad is from NYC and we came here a lot. We would buy a huge amount of bagels right before the flight and freeze them on arrival. I’ve had the so called good bagels from Chicago, Philadelphia, etc… they just don’t cut it. Honestly even in NY there are tons of shit bagels if you don’t know where to go.


mmwood

Op out here making double decker burgers with the works and grated cheese lol. I’ve always been frustrated with lettuce wraps even though it’s my favorite vessel because it’s hard to find properly sized leaves, and if you put stuff on them it often touches your hands or falls out when you take a bite, and the lettuce doesn’t break evenly. I power through it though


Choppybitz

Two other issues. They're too thick. It's already hard enough to get your mouth around a proper sandwich without an extra inch of bread. Bagels are too solid. If the bread is harder than the contents within then they will squish out before your teeth even get through that doughy dud.


heyitscory

Soft fresh bagel. Not grocery store bagel. A sandwich in a grocery store bagel is like a punishment.


Big_lt

Feel like a lot of these people aren't from NJ. Breakfast bagels (Taylor ham/sausage/bacon egg and cheese with s/p/k) are to die for


EverbodyHatesHugo

NJ bagel team, **assemble!**


Particular-Car-8520

Assembling... nothing like a bacon, egg, and cheese on a fresh toasted bagel


Sad-Artichoke-2174

As someone who is stuck on the West Coast, I permanently dream of eating East Coast food, and southern cooking


sxybby999

Um, it's pork roll 😉


IndieCurtis

Once at a bbq restaurant in Idaho I was served a “pulled pork sandwich” on what was clearly a bagel from Winco. Worst sandwich I’ve ever had.


lickmysmegmanowbitch

That's what you get for being in idaho🤷‍♂️


IndieCurtis

This was in Kuna, by the way, a town with lots of cows and one single bbq “restaurant”. No idea what they’re doing with all those cows but the whole town smells like manure all the time.


lickmysmegmanowbitch

Well shit!


Class_444_SWR

Should have just served pulled pork with mashed potatoes, goes pretty hard


Gunter5

You need to heat them up properly. Cold vs hot is like night and day. They're really soft when hot.


Exploding-Star

Toast the bagel. It solves the thickness and the solidness problem. Most toasters have a bagel setting that only toasts the inside. Bagels are delicious for sandwiches, but not raw, untoasted bagels lol


ermagerditssuperman

Are you eating your bagels raw/cold? You're supposed to toast them, they aren't even remotely hard/solid.


UnprovenMortality

Are bagel thins still a thing? I really enjoyed those for sandwiches


6unnm

I don't know. At least it's tire shaped. I've never seen a baguette move. Just saying.


ry4n4ll4n

Maybe that’s the real problem…someone was trying to reinvent the wheel…and came up with a crappy sandwich instead.


Alternative_Rent9307

That’s, like, your opinion man


darsynia

Literally just had one and it was perfect and delicious!!


foundfrogs

Why has no one invented a so-called bagel puncher? You make your sandwich in your bagel and then punch out the middle. That middle bite is always weird, I don't need it.


cjboffoli

It sounds to me like this opinion might not be based on a good reference bagel. If you go to a place with proper New York bagels (where the hole is so small because the whole bagel is so perfectly puffed up) the hole becomes a non issue. As a Manhattanite my favorite neighborhood bagel place was Murray's Bagels (at 6th Avenue and 13th Street). I'd order the Nova Scotia salmon with a shmear of fluffy cream cheese, red onion and capers. And despite all of those slippery ingredients, everything stayed inside perfectly. So I can tell you from a LOT of experience that good bagels make fine sandwich bread.


heyitscory

I've done enough half assed handy work to be confident in my ability to seal up some holes with salmon patches and cream cheese putty.


[deleted]

The Jewish would disagree


calembo

NAH. My go-to sandwich like every day for a whole year in high school was a deli everything bagel with cream cheese turkey provolone lettuce and tomatoes. God tier.


TablePrinterDoor

Hearing the buns being under the term ‘vehicle’ is new for me


CitizenHuman

If stuff is falling out it, it sounds like you aren't holding the sandwich correctly. Index and ring fingers on top, thumb and pinky on bottom. Lock the breads in place.


RandyOfTheRedwoods

There’s a place near me called bagel street cafe, and they make a fantastic sandwich with turkey and roast beef. The bagel seems perfect in that way.


puffmattybearTTV

Thats why you either toast it or apply the sauce early, then smash it a lil. Bagels are best for a smear of something but a toasted breakfast bagel cut in half and smashed down a lil, perfecto.


PmMeAnnaKendrick

Biali's solve all these problems.


slipperycanaloupes

The hole in the middle leave’s something to be desired for sure lol


SelectionNo3078

Toast or warm up the bagel This ain’t hard Fried egg open face sandwich on a half bagel most days for breakfast


Feeling_Gap_7956

I absolutely love bagels but I think I agree with you exept for with breakfast sandwiches. Fried eggs and bacon on good quality bagels are so good albeit very messy. Ciabatta is the ultimate sandwich bread imo.


MonkIcy2924

Cream cheese is all u need


C1ock

Bagel works for a burger really well.


Defiant-Scarcity-243

Hmm, I e never tried to drive a bagel


ind3pend0nt

Pizza in the evening. Pizza in the morning. Pizza at supper time. When pizza’s on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.


aeyockey

Disagree. But it definitely depends on the filling


[deleted]

Me reading this as I eat an everything bagel with salami and pepperoni.


Snoo-50573

It's ok for something open faced maybe.


truckercharles

A good bagel isn't - an old bagel is terrible, a well-made fresh bagel is a fantastic sandwich vehicle


NocturnalToxin

Only works if you’ve got some flat slices of cheese or meats or pickles or something to put on the bottom for more structure and to avoid stuff falling through the hole Otherwise I almosts don’t even bother with the bagel, which sucks because it really does slap sometimes, especially toast ohhhh


apprehensive_clam268

As long as the sandwich gets from point A to point B, I doubt it cares what it's driving. Sandwiches are practical, not flashy.


aerialwizarddaddy

I don't ever bring up McDonald's except in the case of their long discontinued bagel sandwiches which were the best.


byamannowdead

They’ve been coming back slowly. Florida got them about a year ago, SoCal should have rolled out last month. I waited so long for my Steak Egg Cheese Bagel.


aerialwizarddaddy

I don't know which I prefer more. That or the simple folded egg and bacon. Probably the folded egg. It's been over 10 years for sure.


hawkinsst7

Northern Virginia has had them for like a year at least. I was ordering steak egg cheese bagels at least a year ago.


SoothSaier

As someone who works a job where I usually only have a few minutes to eat during a 12 hour shift, I appreciate the fact that a bagel fills me up a lot more than bread. Quality of the sandwich aside, for this reason I prefer bagel sandwiches 🤷🏼‍♂️


shidekigonomo

You've just described what *all* sandwiches are, at least for me. Unless we're talking thin cold cut sandwiches or peanut butter and jelly, I pretty much eat all sandwiches these days with a knife and fork and deconstruct them a little at a time while I eat. Less mess, less fuss, more joy.


republicans_are_nuts

Speak for yourself. There is nothing better than a turkey sandwich on a costco parmesan bagel.


boofoodoo

on the contrary, those Thomas or Pepperidge Farm everything bagels are terrible bagels but awesome sandwich breads


bingobangobongodaddy

Honestly, I eat 2 bagels everyday, and I make scrambled eggs with my bagel. I can’t for the life of me ever get the eggs to stay on the damn bagel. It infuriates me


EevelBob

Not for a bacon egg and cheese. The egg and cheese fill the voids in the bagel making it a perfect breakfast sandwich.


HawaiianSteak

Turkey, bacon, and avocado on a six cheese bagel is one of my favorite sandwiches.


ThunderSkunky

Open faced sandwiches are so hot right now.


Nawnp

Top thick in parts, too hard, and the hole in the middle means condiments or toppings would spill out, totally agree.


pokke_me_next

Have you never eaten McDonald’s bagel ham egg n cheese sandwich when it was around???? It was perfect.


[deleted]

You’re not wrong. Bagels are meant for cream cheese or are good for open faced sandwiches. 


rogerworkman623

It depends on the sandwich. If you ever come to New Jersey, treat yourself to a pork roll, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich on a bagel. It’s amazing and I don’t know why pork roll is not popular outside of NJ. Also, bagels are so much better in NY and NJ, it’s bizarre. This isn’t snobbery, [it’s something to do with the water.](https://www.foodandwine.com/news/new-york-water-bagels-pizza) No, seriously. It’s also why pizza is so much better here- there are pizzeria owners that have even tried having NY water imported from NY to Florida, but it’s obviously not cost effective. It’s so weird, but if you’ve never had NY/NJ bagels (or pizza), make sure to try it when you’re here.


iswintercomingornot_

Why is the word actually included as if this were an unpopular opinion. This is obvious. There's a freaking hole in the middle.


Quick_Pangolin718

What and a car is so much better?


salesmunn

Actually the best sandwich. Everything bagel makes an absolutely incredible sandwich bread.


CrownTown785v2

This is just a bad opinion, not a shower thought


KasElGatto

You’re right about the stuff falling out, but a bagel (a real NYC bagel, not bagel shaped bread) makes certain sandwiches taste incredible Bagel bacon egg and cheese Turkey Swiss with mustard Absolutely delicious on a fresh bagel


DanMcSharp

I made a sandwich once with a bagel that was so thick it basically had no hole and I was like "Wow that's so convenient!" and then I could see my regular bread staring at me like "Am I a joke to you?"


_Spastic_

I'm going to have to disagree. However, if the bagel is untoasted you are correct Something about toasting a bagel makes it a lot less chewy and way better for a sandwich


KasElGatto

So many people here have never eaten a real fresh bagel and it shows


BadDongOne

You're not wrong BUT let me posit this...Have you had a steamed bagel sandwich? All the good of a bagel but just a little softer and more moist. https://eatcba.com/


surrealcellardoor

I agree, although there’s a bagel place in town that makes amazing breakfast sandwiches with fresh soft bagels.


BingBongHypothesis

Can we please shut down this sub


Ravenrake

Use the bagel backwards; flat side out


BlackmonbaMMA

Barely any cargo space and terrible fuel consumption


Fabyskan

idk man As an european I never understood why I would take a donut shaped thing for a sandwich on the other hand we also have brezel sandwiches


Szriko

Where would you even put the engine? Of course bagels aren't good vehicles. Don't try to turn food into a vehicle, wtf


Rooster-Wild

The only bagel sandwich I semi like is a breakfast sandwich with a shit ton of bacon and an over easy egg.


adamdoesmusic

Maybe you’re using old/crappy bagels?


porncrank

You’re not wrong. I love an open faced bagel with cream cheese. Maybe other toppings. But I would choose any other bread for a sandwich.


MurkDiesel

not an egg sandwich, my Kroger chain bakery has blueberry bagels, i slice one open, cover each side with butter and reunite, then wrap tightly with foil and put in the oven on 175 for about 30 minutes meanwhile, i slow cook 3 eggs with butter in a small pan until it becomes one solid, pull out bagel, place egg flat on bottom, trim edges, place excess on top, place top of bagel on top and eat and that's about as good as it gets for me sometimes


randomsnowflake

Hard disagree. Ham and cheddar on a bagel is delicious and doesn’t fall apart unless you’re making a Dagwood, in which case that’s on you.


dswng

Because making a sandwich with a bread of an ordinary shape isn't cool enough.


Rude-Dimension-7555

nah an egg cheddar bagel sandwich is delicious


oOzonee

Pepperoni cheese or any charcuterie is a banger in a baggel. Specially hot capicolo even though I can’t find hot one lately they almost are never hot so much that my gf can eat it and she also die with pepper


TwinSong

Place the fillings around the circumference leaving the middle. Or use large cheese slices, if cheese, that can cross the middle.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Bagels are goated as burger buns


GoodMojo_

I was just eating a plain bagel  Bagelception


aogasd

Why are y'all making sandwiches with an off-brand donut, it clearly doesn't look sandwich shaped in the first place Sincirely, a confused north european


Delicious_Summer7839

Toasted brown and crispy


B19F00T

bagels are my personality and yall are offending me personally /hj but really i have bagels and bagel sandwiches all the time and never have any issues with stuff falling out.


Larger_Brother

OP is not from the East Coast.


Fit2DERP

I'm waiting for the New Yorkers to read this to filth


deeper1_3

Hard disagree, there's bagel shop near me that makes a mean ham egg and cheese on a bagel, shit is so solid I can eat one while driving and not loose any of the stuff inside. You need the right bagel and the eggs have to be done the right way, but it's possible.


Rapture1119

Some sandwiches are worth using utensils for.


ToxyFlog

Idk man I've had a lot of good bagel sandwiches


SourcerorSoupreme

I mean being round it can be its own wheel, being mostly carbohydrates it can be its own source of energy.


UnspoiledWalnut

Bagels are delivery devices for cream cheese


[deleted]

Breakfast bagel with the right amount of cheese glueing it together is what works for me, definitely need a soft yolk and not a runny yolk... I also like the cut in half with toppings. . But a sandwich? I agree, it doesn't work...


pysoul

All I'm saying we need to make round sandwiches WIDER not higher, please make this a thing asap


Samuelabra

Was anyone arguing that it wasn't?


arxose

I love bagel sandwiches. I have a small ass mouth so any sandwich pretty much ends up halfway out of the bread first bite. I’ve just accepted this and do my best lmao. If it tastes good works for me


Kyro_Official_

Stuff falls out everywhere? How the fuck are you eating bagels?


_antkibbutz

As a New Yorker I feel obligated to say that your brain specifically is a terrible vehicle for opinions.


Special_Hedgehog8368

Bagels make awesome breakfast sandwiches


aaronwe

look, i know antisemitism is a hot button issue atm because of *gestures at everything*....but this...this is anti semitism plain and simple...The Jewish people will not stand for this....


DavenportPointer

Totally agree, bagels make poor sandwiches and are tacky and stick to one’s teeth. I ignore them at every opportunity.


drfrog82

My breakfast on the regular is a Costco plain bagel or cheese bagel with egg whites, turkey sausage, spinach, and pepperjack cheese. Make the eggs omelette style for to ensure they don’t fall apart. It’s one of my favorite parts of the day.


EnormousPurpleGarden

The bagels are just the wheels. You construct the rest of the vehicle from other kinds of bread.


blackheartghost426

My favorite sandwich is a nova lox. I can't imagine eating it not inside a bagel.


BigJP40K

Not when it’s open faced


embertml

I never have issues with bagel sandwiches. My favorite is a meat like turkey, roasted red pepper/chive onion/garden vegetable cream cheese on one side, mayo on the other, real cheese like asiago, everything bagel. Toasting is optional depending on mood.


ezbutneverconvenient

Cream cheese, turkey, spring mix on an everything bagel. The cream cheese makes everything stay put just right


Arlen80

You have to have the right innards. You can make a boss bacon egg and cheese on one of you fry the egg right (prefer an onion bagel) and make a cream cheese/avocado/sourcream spread


Itool4looti

The McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel was a great breakfast sandwich.


WaySavvyD

Just swap out condiments for Gorilla Glue


Smud82

I use them to make breakfast sandwiches. Lightly toasted to soften it, egg, cheese and sausage.


Neg247

Indeed, a bagel doesn't have a sandwich license.


Cato0014

Panera does it right


SafetyDanceInMyPants

For me, the only way to eat a bagel is with a smear of cream cheese (which is not half the freaking tub. It’s a topping — a spread. If you want to just eat cream cheese, don’t bother the bagel just take a spoon and eat cream cheese. But I digress.) or with a little salty lox and capers and maybe the hot red onion but not if you’re going anywhere people will smell your breath. (I will accept the tomato. I will eat the tomato. But it will not go on the bagel.) I know it’s fair game for people to put breakfast materials on a bagel — egg, etc. — but to me that’s what a roll is for. So, agree, bagel isn’t for sandwiches.


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

When you make a bagel sandwich you're supposed to scoop the inner bread out. It makes grooves and helps hold things together. It's also easier to eat that way, biting won't push everything out. Fast food doesn't really do this though


Apprehensive-Till861

Counterpoint: Bagels are the perfect delivery vehicle for lox and cream cheese


December_Hemisphere

I've used bagels for sandwiches and burgers many times. What I like to do is cook an egg in the middle of the bagel before I slice it in half, it keeps things in and adds flavor. Just make sure you cook the egg just enough to be solid.


BobT21

Bagels were the original bread at Holy Communion.


patronizingperv

It's meant for open faced consumption.


saucedboner

Im going to die on this hill alone im sure but a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with a bagel instead of bread is better than any other variant I’ve ever had.


TryingToStayOutOfIt

This is an r/unpopularopinion


cementfeet

It’s also a terrible vehicle. Very low mbg. 


Vitriholic

Bagels make excellent open-face sandwiches.


[deleted]

Don’t come to New York.


Eray41303

Incorrect, try again


funinnewyork

Please try “Simit”, also called as Turkish bagel, if you ever see one. In Turkey it is about $0.5-$1, and in the US it is usually under $5. It is a great delicacy, especially for breakfast, and goes great with tea and some cheese.


Nenoshka

That's why you need to lay down a base of cream cheese before you add anything else to it.


markdmac

I disagree, the best breakfast sandwich is a Taylor Ham, egg and cheese on an everything bagel.