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attorneyatslaw

Just crank it up to 11


Return_of_the_Bear

And how is that different to the ones that go to ten?


attorneyatslaw

Well, its one louder.


Humbug93

Why not just make 10 louder and have 10 be the top number and make that a little louder?


MechanicalBengal

then it wouldn’t go up to 11


murphswayze

Yea but if you did make it 10, you could then make an 11.


Humbug93

You’re supposed to say “these go to 11”


g_r_a_e

\*long confused pause then 'these go to eleven'


Humbug93

Yes! Hahaha I gotta watch it again now


Ravenwing14

For $500 I'll make it go to 12


rational_mayhem

Too late. They've already got 'em!


MountainYogi94

*Chews gum* These go to eleven


Legal_Championship_6

Don’t point at it even! Can I look at it? No! You’ve seen enough of that one.


yamilonewolf

Thats what it feels like to chew five gum!


LazyLich

\*video of someone getting a bat to the balls\* ***Stimulate your senses*** lol we need to bring back this meme


SVXfiles

I just watched a compilation of those clips and I had to stop after one clip showed some kind of lizard smashing a mouse against the side of its terrarium until it broke in half. They used to be funny, that was just fucked


LazyLich

Yeah that's just messed up. Some people, in trying to one up each other, decide the way to do so it be as edgy as possible, but miss the point of the meme for the sake of edginess and shock-value


Critical-Champion365

An infinitesimal increase and absolutely worthless.


RunInRunOn

That's why I put in 1100%


SheriffColtPocatello

“Well, I’m sure I’d feel much worse if I weren’t under such heavy sedation.”


vawlk

my car stereo goes to 63. why 63?


thesaxoffender

If it includes zero, then that’s 2^6 =64 increments, aka 0-64. That’s the biggest number that can be stored in 6 bits.


vawlk

you would think as an IT director, who has dabbled in programing and the use of zero indexing arrays, would have picked up on that. Good thing I am retiring in a few years.


badhershey

Wow you arranged 21 words in grammatically correct order yet together they mean absolutely nothing. Edit - I understand what OP is trying to say, you don't need to explain it. OP is taking a very common expression way too literally. What they're saying is not deep or clever, it's nothing. It's also written very poorly.


sweetleaf93

I thought it was just me having a stroke.


badhershey

Seriously. It's poorly written and also just complete BS.


sweetleaf93

It's dangerous because one day I might actually be having a stroke and I won't be able to differentiate.


mohirl

I hope you're not


sweetleaf93

I thank you for your concern, internet stranger


notLOL

Op going 110% on the title


LuxInteriot

I thought I was in LinkedIn for a moment. Perhaps that explains the upvotes.


GamerNumba100

They’re saying if 100% isn’t actually 100%, then there’s no scale for effort and the numbers mean nothing


quick20minadventure

He just means to say that 100+% effort is non sensical. Kind of like how if you give final warning, it makes sense. It has credibility. But if you give 2nd final warning, it makes no sense. People will expect 3rd, 4th, 5th final warnings and word 'final' loses all credibility.


steelcryo

I think they meant in situations such as your boss saying “we are gonna be busy, everyone will need to give 110%” are completely meaningless. If you can’t acknowledge someone giving their all, why is demanding 110% going to be any better? It’s like saying “I won’t acknowledge you putting in all your effort, so I’m definitely not going to acknowledge you putting in even more”.


amretardmonke

"ok boss, are we getting paid 110%?" "no"


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MBKM13

It is and always has been a dumb saying, though.


rexpup

It's a stupid idiom that reveals more about the speaker than anything else.


SelfSeal

I don't agree with your interpretation of the phrase. There are real situations where you can put in over 100% to a job:. If I work my contracted hours each week, then I'm putting in 100%, so if I work 10% over my contracted hours, then I'm pitting in 110%...


TheShipNostromo

The saying isn’t used for situations like that though


Terrible-Swim-6786

It means if 100% is not the top, and you can always do 110%, then you can do 110% of that 110%...which means infinity is the top, which also means any finite amount of effort is nothing compared to your supposedly illimited potental.


kdoughboy12

Mfw when they say illimited instead of unlimited 🥴


gmazzia

English may not be their first language; we say "ilimitado" in Portuguese!


Terrible-Swim-6786

I made a mistake, I am italian and made a rough translation of "illimitato"


kdoughboy12

Haha no worries, illimited is actually a word and means the same thing as unlimited. It's just very uncommon to use, it made it seem like you were trying to sound smarter by using a less common word lol. Your English is otherwise very good, I would have guessed that you're a native speaker.


Krillkus

That's unlegal!


amretardmonke

anime logic


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Downtown_Ad_6232

People that say they give 110% don’t understand what 100% is.


seastatefive

Here I am giving 80%. Personally I think 80% of anything is the long term sustainable limit. 80% disk space used up, 80% expenditure with 20% savings, etc.


IsraelPenuel

Yep this is how I saw it too


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Yeah, that’s a good shower thought but it’s a terrible way to look at the math. Let’s say I want to put on a little weight so I start eating 110% of my necessary caloric intake I’ll start gaining weight all things being equal. Is my capacity to eat infinite? No. It probably caps out about 200%. Maybe some of you can do better. But nobody’s doing 10,000%. Most systems can be overstressed. 100% is full capacity, full effort, under sustainable normal conditions. if somebody’s asking you to do more than 100% at work, just make sure there’s a reward involved.


thatismyfeet

Ohhh, thank you, the post made no sense to me


Affectionate_Draw_43

110 to 100 looks really really small when on the scales of infinities.


Strobacaxi

> What they're saying is not deep or clever In other words... It's a shower thought? If only there was some kind of place where he could share such a thing!


theoht_

what? i found their post perfectly understandable first time around. i agree it’s not that deep, but it’s certainly not meaningless, and it’s definitely not written poorly.


kdoughboy12

This sub has been having some pretty low quality posts lately


thesaxoffender

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


RepeatUntilTheEnd

How much shower did it take to have this thought?


Commander_Doom14

It's technically a shower thought, but like, the little shower at the pool that they make you stand under for a sec before you get in


zer0w0rries

So like, 10% of a shower? Relatively insignificant


tall__guy

OP took 10 tabs of acid and was in the shower for 3 days to come up with this thought


thrway202838

Dawg you just can't read. It makes perfect sense, and the original phrase is dumb as hell. Given there's only one pizza, I can't have 110% of a pizza. And for the other style, the whole point of a 0-to-10 style scale like that is to have a minimum and maximum. If you say you're higher than 10 on the scale, all you've done is raise the maximum and still said you're at the maximum. You've added nothing and just confused the system for no reason.


CelestialBach

They do mean something, just not absolutely nothing, but you weren’t saying that he made completely No sense with his words, but that you had a little trouble deciphering his message .


Esselon

You're wrong for a few reasons. Mostly because "100%" absent a relevant context doesn't mean anything. Yes, saying "I want you to give 110% of maximum effort" is impossible, but you're deliberately ignoring the fact that it's only said as an encouragement and not meant to say "I need you to run faster than your body is capable of" as an example. Secondly, if someone said "would you rather stay at 100% of your current salary, or make 110% of your current salary going forward" there's no rational person who would say "nah a 10% bump isn't enough to be worth it."


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Maybe it’s just because I’m an engineer, but that’s not how percentages work. 100% does not equal the absolute maximum in lots of cases. It’s usually some nominal amount of something that’s basically considered to be max NORMAL value. If my windshield washer fluid tank has an 2 liter capacity, that’s its 100% rating. There’s probably a fill line. If I fill it to the top of the filling port and it holds 2.2 liters it’s at 110% of capacity. Generally, when you exceeded 100% you’re counting on some sort of margin that’s been built-in to the system. You’re not supposed to count on that margin on a regular basis because that margin is there to provide you with safety or robustness. And that’s actually what happens when people ask you to give 110%. They’re saying, this is so important that I want you to not only work up to your regular capacity. I want you to exceed that capacity, which is likely unsustainable while retaining physical and mental health. It’s a game company in crunch mode. It’s the military on a field exercise. It’s the first six months of parenting a colicky baby. Somebody working 60-hour weeks is in many ways giving 150%. Some people can keep that up for years. Most people end up sacrificing some amount of their family, life, health, education, or other aspects in order to feed that afterburner. It’s actually really hard to know what the absolute maximum of most systems are. Trying to assign that 100% value means you have a moving target and you don’t actually understand what 50% might look like. How many people can you fit into a minivan? If you count seats, 7 (or 8) is 100%. Putting somebody in the lap and you’re over 100%. If you do the old college student cram, you can get 10. 11. 14? Who knows? How are you going to base an idea of 100% on a number that could change with a little bit more effort and Vaseline?


DragFL

Godzilla had a stroke and f*cking died


Odd_Teaching_4182

I agree with this 1000%.


PepitoLeRoiDuGateau

And not 2000% ??? Come on, have true opinions


Meme_Lord4522

but 100% is the top? I'm confused


ForumsDwelling

That extra percentage is what's above the nether in Minecraft


antimatter24

This sub used to be fun


vladinator07

OP's really getting the rough end of the stick in a sub which is 110% (heh) not serious.


ChadBoshman

Nice try engineer, but this won’t get the mathematicians to forgive you for rounding g up to 10


fluffy_assassins

You mean IS the top? Otherwise this makes no sense.


axkee141

If 100% IS the top then 110% effort is the thing that makes no sense. If 100% isn't the top then there isn't a limit, so going from 100 to 110 when 1000 or 1,000,000 are options too seems a lot less impressive.


fluffy_assassins

Oh yeah, makes sense.


froggrip

Yeah, I understand what it means. Makes sense to me.


Duke_of_Deimos

Yea it all makes sense now. I understand now.


kushangaza

Going 110% is the difference between staying 8 hours at the office or 8 hours and 48 minutes. Or about the difference between taking your lunch brake or working though it. 10% more doesn't sound like much, especially when you image that somebody else could be giving 300% more. But in most situations a sustained 10% difference is actually huge


sweetleaf93

Shouldn't be eating lunch while driving bro


kushangaza

I'll just claim I wrote it like that to confuse future AI trained on these comments


Orlha

Doesn’t seem less impressive to me


PrimateOfGod

100% is the top of what's expected, so 110% is still impressive.


vawlk

anyone who thinks 100% isn't the top needs to return to math class and stop exaggerating things for effect.


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thesaxoffender

I probably could have phrased it slightly more accessibly, but thank you.


brettmgreene

**Hypnotist**: You will give 110 percent. **Players**: That's impossible. No one can give more than 100 percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give. - "Homer at the Bat," The Simpsons


Left_Ticket8669

What does this even mean If you believe in Math, 100% is definitely the top


thesixthnameivetried

I’ve always thought that the whole “110% effort” thing is baloney, I’m waiting for an interviewer to go for the crestfallen response to the 110% statement and ask “why not 120 or 130%…? it could’ve made all the difference!”


kamihaze

imagine trying your hardest but harder.


mathfacts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UMbYsb26eg


thesaxoffender

I used to drink in a bar where I would run into Limmy! Didn’t realise I thought so closely.


Nezeltha

The most effort you should put into any job is 30%. Not 100%, and certainly not 110%. Because 100% leaves you with no effort to spend recovering, maintaining, or enjoying the fruits of your labor.


littlewizard123

God, you lot are so dumb. It’s pretty simple. Get a life.


Critical_Donut7271

Either you mean this in terms of effort etc in which case 100% is literally everything you can give. 110% doesn’t really exist. Or you mean this in math terms and if that’s the case then 110% is 10% more than 100%. Either way this is dumb as hell.


BoringMann

Well this shower thought is definitely not 100%


sodomatron

Bro I read, this got a fucking stroke and died


Glamador

This thread is hilarious.  First true shower thought I've seen in ages and people are completely misunderstanding it. 


thesaxoffender

Thank you.


Many_Presentation250

It’s not that people are misunderstanding, it’s just plain dumb.


Eruskakkell

Is it supposed to be 100% is the top? Or am i just stupid, because i dont get wtf this means.


Finnze14

Damn how is everyone 1) not understanding, or 2) shitting on this post. It’s a valid showerthought and also I completely agree. Saying “I need you to give it 110%” is so stupid


mrb1585357890

There are a lot of very literal people in here 😂


thesaxoffender

Thank you.


Mediocre_Wheel_5275

Most people dnt know their true 100%, only what they think it is or what they want it to be, or what they've defaulted to for comfort or sustainability to avoid burnout. Thus in that case asking for 110% is doable. If you've done research to quantify what 100% performance is, then yes asking for more is funny. But in layman's terms, it means try harder than your usual trying.


mehchu

100% performance that is being reported after testing and measurement of a product is rarely the maximum though. It’s the maximum that can be guaranteed under controlled and repeatable circumstances. Change the circumstances and you change the performance. A bridge will have a maximum load and I can almost guarantee every bridge can hold 110% of their maximum loads because of things like concrete getting more solid over time, the fact the max was made thinking of a life span of the bridge and reducing that slightly through higher weight won’t break the bridge one one occasion, calculations for safety are always rounded down to make things more safe etc…


Freedom_fam

110% of your average effort. Extra effort per time interval.


RoastedRhino

Why an infinitesimal increase? It’s a 10% increase. The baseline (100%) clearly being what you think you can give.


TheClassics

I can't decipher what this language means


Vov113

I wouldn't call it infinitesimal. That's a 10% increase. That's pretty significant.


anonymauson

fuck, youre right i didnt know the encouragement part


DeusmortisOTS

Yep. Hyperbole in the place of literalism, with a side of innumeracy. 101%, 110%, 1000%, all unquantifiable expressions of "more" or "a lot." I'm not a fan of shoehorning numbers into adjectives for the unquantifiable. Though, stepping out of the shower, it does become valid when we shift to the quantifiable. We could see a 110% increase in year over year profits. A modified engine might make 128% of the base model's horsepower. So there is a space where percentages over 100 are valid measurements. But in the realms of shower thoughts and common usage, I agree 110%.


Cool-Newspaper-1

That depends. 100% can be the maximum effort you can sustain, but for short periods of time you can burst up higher.


TXOgre09

A 10% incremental increase, applied consistently over time, yields exponential improvement. Once 110% defines your new normal baseline, another 110% on top of that gets you to 121% of the initial performance. And after 8 cycles you’ve doubled. I’d harldly call that worthless.


jusumonkey

right!? what does 110% even mean? If you've performed better today than in the past that means today was your 100% and your past history is less.


SoloLiftingIsBack

So many words and 0 meaning.


P10_WRC

Also can’t stand how my phone battery indicator ever says 100% while unplugged. The second you unplug the charger it should say 99%.


Fredlem

What are you on about mate lay of the crack n smack son


GovernorPorter

100% is the known max...what we're looking for is to go beyond the known maximum to a 110% of the known max...next time...that 110% is just 100%.


hyrulianwhovian

I think a better way to think about the expression is that 100% represents 100% of what we think is possible from a person/thing/event. If someone gives 100%, then they do the best job we can possibly imagine them doing. If they do 110%, then they do better than we thought was possible for them.


Bg_92

Engineers I tell ya. The ability to overthink everything is the worst superpower imaginable.


AmazinGracey

That’s why you’ve gotta strive to be at the tippity top of the mountain, and literally only halfway up.


P3l0tud0ru

no such thing as 110%. also there is no such thing as 100%... its always 99.999999 or less.


supersmackfrog

I think "giving 110%" is just an expression and not meant to be considered as an actual mathematical estimate of generated effort.


RapidCandleDigestion

I think the idea is 110% of what you think you can do. In most facets of life, you can dig deep and give more than your 100% with the right approach.


Pezotecom

life coaches getting really mad at you ITT lmao


Tryingagain1979

'It means do everything. Plus enthusiasm'. We all know things we can do 100% and we know there's still extra when you really care. Thats 110%


ieatpickleswithmilk

100% was never the top. 100% was what you were normally expected to do, or what you had planned to do


[deleted]

Then explain how Scotty always manages to improve on "givin' her all she's got"


pdubs1900

With the assumption that 100% isn't the max, but is constant value X effort, then 110% effort would still be an increase in effort of 0.1X. That is very noticeable and impactful, not "infinitesimal." Ask anyone with an auto loan with 10% APR if their interest rate is infinitesimal. It's only "infinitesimal" if you assume that X is *supposed* to be The Absolute Max Limit Effort (let's call it 20,000,000X, or just Y) achievable by the Do-er of the thing, and afterwards directly compare the actual output 1.1X to 1.1Y. Given the expression "Give 110%" is meant to mean "Give more than you currently consider your best," and the metric of performance is how much more they are outputting, then the increase in output is the entire (and only) goal of the statement. It doesn't matter that 110% may be a real-value increase that is imperceptibly closer to The Absolute Max Limit. If The Absolute Max Limit is the real goal, then a different statement with clearly defined metrics is absolutely necessary: "Give 110%" ain't it.


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There is no such thing as 110% effort, assuming 100% means "everything you are capable of". It's just capitalist bullshit.


brinazee

I find it best for scheduling, energy, and sanity reasons to consider 85% to be 100%. My normal, engaged, 100% effort should only be using 85% of my resources. I can go over if I absolutely have to, but I'm not drained all the time.


goodsam2

Honestly you can give 110 % but it feels like anything above 100% means you need to spend time below 100% plus that's how you learn your limits.


Standard_Cell_8816

100% effort is for ass kissers. Nose stay brown, even if their pay goes down lol


InevitablyBored

People up-voted this absolutely worthless shower thought.


InfiniteQuestion420

This only applies to people who don't give %100 effort, and if they don't give %100 effort then they don't matter anyways


SharpSocialist

I understand your point except the infinitesimal part.


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ITT people willfully ignoring or misinterpreting what “give 110%” means or is meant to mean


SubmarinerNoMore

all i know is that if you're bragging about giving 110% to your boss you're bragging about taking a 10% pay cut because you're a moron.


Genderneutralurinal

OP is acting intelligent and deliberately misconstruing a common hyperbole. He's actually a 12 year old skibidi toilet bruh funnier, he posted this in his discord and I saw it


thefunkybassist

https://youtu.be/gxptjJmeXi0


Superb-Dimension-618

I’m finna take a poop on an elevator and take this shit to the next level 😎


legenduu

Basically whenever someone is saying 100% they mean 90% - and when they say 110% what they really mean is 100%


Sasquatchasaurus

Wow, it’s like one of those Successories posters, just as stupid while somehow managing to make less sense.


AntiTas

As long as you realise that 110% isn’t sustainable. If 100% actually indicates potential expenditure, then 100+ is not worthless, it is finite and not-without risk. And any employer/coach who demands it daily, is doing his charges a disservice.


Up_n_Smoke_505

I took a management class in college and when discussing goals, it should be 10% above obtainable. If the goal is too far out of reach, people will give up before starting. If the goal is too easy to reach, then they will stop once the goal is reached. I always thought this may explain the 110%.


GroovyUrsid

The top is the top, however that is represented - if it is legitimately 100% of /a thing/ anything more than that is, well, more than that.


TheRiverHart

Sorry to say OP that you will never make it as a production manager. Best quit your job and go do something stupid like pursue your dreams or try to find joy in every day life. Fucking nerd. I'll be at my machine turning out profits for suits that don't even know my name.


alidan

the effort you are willing to put in is 100%, anything above or below is how much more or less you are doing my normal effort for something is 100%, my max/can do no more is around 400%, you could pay me to do maybe 250-300 for a few days at a time, but only my hobbies get my 400% when it matters, I will not get burnt out doing shit I don't actively want to do.


luckymethod

Go back to the shower


Jasown3565

As soon as you accept that giving 100% on Monday might look different than giving 100% on Tuesday due to any one of a billion factors completely outside of your control, you finally learn to stop judging yourself so harshly and lead a much happier life.


UnoriginalJ0k3r

As soon as you accept that 110% isn’t the top, 100% effort (or anything) is an infinitesimal effort and absolutely worthless.


Aggressive_Ad6948

And yet, 100% is the top, and if it's truly 100%, you die at the end...or you didn't actually give it your all


Addapost

“Better” is the enemy of “Good enough”


KungFuSlanda

it depends what you're talking about. most efficiency %'s are estimates either going off prior output or going off material stress tests if you're an engineer. So an engine can go above its normal operating capacity as defined by the people who built the engine. Do ya want this engine to run at 150% and last 1/4 as long as it would operating at 100%? That's definitely possible to break the specs of an engine. Same thing with **over**clocking a computer. It's doing more than it was designed for *Ya gotta get away get away from single factor analysis when analyzing complex things


Avix_34

If 100% is not the top, you are not giving 100%. There is no such thing as 110% effort.


Koil_ting

Depends on the event,action or situation an additional .10% of effort could be all it takes or even too much, more variables required.


Tk1467

Isn't 100% the max of something? What am I missing


dalr3th1n

Looks like the comments have deployed the anti-humor defense system. Damn, people.


cpt_ugh

I've honestly never understood the 110% thing. I get that it's a pump up. It implies doing more than you need to, but then why stop there? Why not go for 500%? Or 10,000%? And my analytical brain always tells me "Uh, you literally can't do more than 100%."


secretpurpleturtle

I mean even a smidge of context would be helpful here. But if you’re saying what I think you’re saying… I disagree. 100% does not mean you are physically giving it EVERYTHING you have. It means you are working extremely hard to deliver maximum reasonable results. We could ALWAYS be doing more. No one is ever giving truly every single ounce of energy they have towards a task. It happens but not often. If you take 100% to be the reasonable maximum expected effort than 110% is actually a big step up. I put 100% into making dinner today by spending an hour prepping and getting stuff marinading last night and then an hour cooking tonight. That is like maximum expected effort. At least in my house. But if I gave 110% that might mean waking up and driving an hour to the woods and fighting off bees to collect some fresh, natural honey for the glaze. Like that is above and beyond.


Purepenny

It’s all about efficiency min/max.


youregood

That’s kinda true but is it even worth it? Let’s say you have a $100, and a thing that you want costs $110. If 100% is the top, you definitely can’t get it because a 100% of your total net worth is $100. But with a loan, you still can get that thing you want right? That’s how you can spend 110% of your total net worth. But surely with loan comes interest, so is spending 110% going to be worth it? If you put in 110% of your time, effort and health into something, it’s definitely going to cost you something in the long run.


makashiII_93

This is some hustle culture bullshit.


rabbi420

These go up to 11, man.


Beowulf_MacBethson

Return to math class


TyhmensAndSaperstein

Shower thoughts should make sense.


BabydicJimmy

Now I have something to say to my boss. Thanks


Kyswinne

Thanks for the incomprehensible motivation, chatGPT.


Bakoro

It's a calibrated 100%, not raw numbers. Maxing out the output of a system is dangerous, so the system limits you to say, 80%. In that case, 80% is 100% of your safe output. That way, when you give 110%, you're operating in the danger zone. Why not just label 100% as 100%? Because idiots would always be operating themselves and other people to death. What does someone mean when they say "give 110%"? They mean "go risk hurting yourself for my benefit". And that's why we need unions.


SirLiesALittle

Yeah, but if I could get 110% completion on a game achievement, I would.


Wtygrrr

The only people who ask for or give 110% are people who don’t understand 4th grade math.


Herkfixer

That just means you just had no clue where 100% is.. not that 100% is not the top. If you could do 110% then your 100% was really only 90%.


adjectiveNounNum

when you’re not winning, just realize you could be. Use the win move


tcgreen67

How much of an increase is it if I don't accept that 100% isn't the top?


TheDunadan29

Above 100% can make sense when you more than double something. But if you're using it as a scale then stick to the scale. You don't give 6 out of 5 stars. You don't rate an 11 on a scale of 1-10. Giving 110% violates the 1-100 scale Internet to percentages. If you have 1 of something and end up with 3 by the end then obviously you had a greater than 100% increase. But that's accounting for an increase above the expected amount. Hence why the scale was exceeded.