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Reset108

Or any other profession where you’re in residential areas in the morning. Mailman, garbage man, delivery person, lawn mowing, etc, etc.


stfn86

Porch pirates


Chimpchar

Not if you’re a good one


Rick_from_C137

_profession_ Gotta class it up a little bit __portico privateer__


TrogdorIncinerarator

What? Does Ebay give out letters of marque to go after their competition at Amazon?


EnvironmentalEcho614

No but the IRS wants them to pay taxes on their acquired assets.


Passivefamiliar

I miss being a mailman. This one lady would come to the door in her nightgown every time. I really think there was a chance at a classic porn video story set up. But I never had the balls to press my luck. I got to see it all though. It was very loose and sheer. Offered me cookies and milk once. I'm positive I missed my chance that day and it will forever haunt me.


TrumpersAreTraitors

One time I was naked in my wife’s office stretching in the door frame facing the window and while the blinds were down, they weren’t *closed* and as I looked out the blinds, I made eye contact with an Amazon driver who was definitely close enough to see my entire form through the window.  A few seconds later, there’s a knock on my door. The absolute balls on that madlad. And I’m a big guy. It couldn’t have been pretty. 


nicksowflo

Username checks out


My_Kink_Profile

The haunting is real! I used to do yard work for an older, mid 60’s silver haired but cool grandma type woman, widow perhaps, who eventually had me in her house to watch CNN, drink ginger ale, and eventually go swimming in her pool (with her). She also had a fridge in the garage loosely stocked full of only Budweiser. Like, you couldn’t ever tell if a few were missing. Looking back, I was 17 and ompletely oblivious and heartbroken over some girl. Mistakes were made haha. Reading your post just made me connect the dots, for sure. Wowza.


Vigilante17

I think half the adult population wears their pajamas to Walmart nowadays…


bigboxes1

I was going to say Walmart.


WindOfUranus

Walmart doesn't care about you, why should you care about how you're perceived at Walmart?


embracetheodd

I dress as ugly as possible because the most scary men lurk at Walmart


BooniesBreakfast

I think a school bus driver would beat them all. The others have to coincidentally catch someone outside, or have a package for them to sign. The bus driver has all of the parents outside waiting for them to show up


DoubleDeadEnd

I wear pj's way more than I don't. Shit, you might catch me on a date with the wife in my pjs.


EarlBeforeSwine

I, too, sleep in my underwear. I’m wearing them now


mayn1

I sleep naked. If you see me in my “PJs” you’ll be having nightmares for awhile. 🤣🤣🤣


EarlBeforeSwine

Aren’t you always in your pjs?


mayn1

I guess if you see me in ONLY my PJs. 🤷


[deleted]

Okay, for you sleep naked folks, u don't pee? Like ever? Becsuse otherwise u're going to be leaving the droplets other sensible fellows absorb in their underwear, in your bed linens. That is filthy disgusting caveman shit.


doritobimbo

Well see there’s this wonderful invention called toilet paper. I know most who possess a penis are unaware of its efficiency at catching urine, but believe it or not, dabbing your tip a time or two isn’t going to make it fall off AND you don’t have to have piss on yourself. I know it sounds crazy but around half of the human population manages to rub it on ourselves multiple times a day without issue.


CommercialWest5701

Yep. Sometimes I spend days in my pj's. Only putting on street clothes if I need to leave my apartment.


Syler-147

Or any profession on a day off and shopping in a store next to a housing estate...


altijddruk

Where do you live? Where I live it's rather unheard of. I quickly put some "normal" clothes when package delivery is at my door :p


LevyAtanSP

Heck, if it’s my day off, and I’m not going anywhere or doing any work outside, I’ll be out smoking in my pj’s throughout the day. Why change out of comfy clothes if you don’t have to?


nextstopbottlepop

I agree. I don’t live in a halfway house, I don’t have to be up and dressed for breakfast at 8am lol


hicow

Same here. Neighbors and mailman are by now used to seeing me in sweats and a bathrobe while I'm out smoking on my porch


JksG_5

Fireman


Skweezlesfunfacts

Guess youve never been to walmart


Apart-Salamander-752

I was going to say that Walmart workers probably see more adults in pajamas.


ChocoCoveredPretzel

That's the difference between Walmart and Target shoppers. Putting pants on.


offbrandpoptart

Target makes me uncomfortable and I can't figure out why.


Dry_Value_

From what I've seen, Target seems to try and put up a facade that it's more classy than it really is. Meanwhile, from what I've seen with Walmart, they're fully aware and accepting of not being classy. I've never found it straight up uncomfortable, but it's definitely off-putting at the very least.


King-Kagle

It's the anti-kmart


twitch33457

I’d still definitely rather be in a Target than a Wallmart


DOLCICUS

I was gonna say college professors or anyone who works with college students but I think you have me beat.


Intrepid_Medium8470

This is more accurate. Bus drivers only see adults with kids. Walmart gets a chance to see everyone regardless of if they have kids.


babycoon48

He did say outdoors, but I mean they have to be outside there to walk in so…


-temporary_username-

Or an airport.


RandomZombieStory

That’s not their pajamas that’s their formal wear


nouniqueideas007

Or the airport! Pajamas, slippers, robe. Some are still wearing their bonnet, for craps sake.


Ransom-ii

I got to walmart the other day and realized i didnt have shoes. no one said anything. 


j2t2_387

Perhaps need to take longer showers. This wasn't very well thought out.


PMs_You_Stuff

It makes no sense, and yet has so many movies.


EatMeJabroni

Yeah, don't see how this has so many upvotes


j2t2_387

You think this post has any semblance of accuracy and was worth reading?


Sauerteig

Firemen, EMT's, care workers, police..


AmbitionMiserable708

Yup. As volly, if it's a middle of the night call, I'm in PJs under my turnout gear. For EMS call, I see people in all kinds of conditions.


TheJudge47

Photographers at adult pajama modeling shoots


racheva

Evidently hospitals do not exist. ...in addition to any service that travels through neighborhoods, like trash pickup, recycling, etc


idiveindumpsters

Hospitals have people in pajamas inside. He said outside


_The_Space_Monkey_

These days I occasionally see grown adults in a mall or shopping center wearing pajamas. I don't really care or judge but I personally don't even like going out in sweatpants unless it's to maybe run in a gas station or something.


bongtokent

You don’t like being comfortable?


_The_Space_Monkey_

I do, but I prefer to look more presentable in public. The two aren't mutually exclusive either.


006AlecTrevelyan

Food delivery drivers? Mail workers? Police? Am I reading this st wrong?


ChasingPesmerga

No, OP probably just overestimated their thoughts


ArtistRabid

“overestimated their thoughts” is a hilarious expression lmao


_WretchedDoll_

I'm a binman, I see it 5 days a week. Sometimes it's quite pleasant.


Baerenstark2

Can someone explain to me why any school bus driver would see someone in their pajamas? Where I live the school kids get picked up at bus stops or in front of there houses(at the street) and not inside there homes where some parents might still be in there pajamas


EMSslim

Many parents may bring their kids to the bus stop or be with them if it's outside their home. The parent may be getting ready for work later, or they might be off and don't want to change that early.


bones_boy

These takes are SO BAD right now.


nampezdel

Firefighters, police, and EMTs.


tone88988

You ever been to Walmart?


ace02786

Healthcare rehab therapist if our patients are not in gowns they are in pajamas too...


EMSslim

Delivery, police, ems, fire. Just to name a few


Taco-Kai

UCLA teachers seeing 90% of their students on pajamas show up to class


Bertybassett99

Nah, ice seen plenty. You just need a job where you get up early.


Shirairyu69

Door to door salesman?


Flybot76

At all? Seriously? Even if you qualified your statement with "more often" it still wouldn't be close to true.


Philliesholla1

Work in a mall and you'll see that


tyrant454

Use to live 2 minute from college, any teacher with clasees early in the morning saw me in pajamas.


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*doordash and Uber have entered the chat*


galaxy_ultra_user

Walmart workers see adults in pajamas quite often I suppose.


Mindless-Shop-6996

I should have mentioned this to the police officers before they arrested me.


NotABrummie

Police do a lot. And firefighters. Paramedics, too. Plus delivery drivers, door-to-door sales people, gardeners, tradespeople, and local journalists.


teabagsforlegs

Idk, people who work in the emergency department see a lot of adults in their PJs


Iguanaught

Police, binmen, shop workers, healthcare professionals, taxi drivers, school teachers, people who review cctv, anyone that has one of those days where you wear pyjamas to work for charity. The list goes on.


McPatsy

You wouldn’t believe how many confused men I’ve seen in their underwear standing at the front door when I still delivered newspapers.


blursed_words

How does this make sense? I've never seen a single person walk their kids to the bus stop in their pajamas. Police, Paramedics and other emergency healthcare workers, homecare, firefighters, newspaper and home delivery workers and many more whose jobs involve going to/in people's homes. When I did renovations, several times the homeowners were in their pjs when we arrived to start the day.


Jorost

Except for literally any job that brings one into people's homes. Delivery person, repair person, landscapers, garbage pickup, etc., etc., etc. Not to mention that plenty of adults wear pajamas in public anyway.


idiveindumpsters

You said into people’s homes. OP said outside


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Charlie4s

I worked in a fruit shop once, would semi regularly get people in the PJs early in the morning and late at night


minja134

Sleep center specialists, everyone they see are there for sleep studies and in PJs


Mr_Biscuits_532

Nah, my mum's a deliver driver for a sandwich shop and apparently that's 99% of their customers.


TwistedAb

I’m not sure….. I mean Walmart does still hire cashiers and have you been to a Walmart lately?


tryintomakeitout

Goofy post. Or any store or public period. I sell motorcycles and people come in pajamas daily.


smart_doge

So basically I can post anything on showerthoughts is it?


Divinedragn4

Someone never been to Walmart.


Testsubject276

Idk man, the mailman saw me in my pajamas once when I opened the door to get my mail after he moved to the next house.


postman805

mailman here. can confirm that bus driver is not the only profession experiencing this.


Zentavius

You've not seen the UK lately then? Where its now common to see folk walk around in onesies all day?


inspiringirisje

This post in US centered... again


BlueFaceB

I see plenty of adults in pajamas at the hospital


K33bl3rkhan

Stormy Daniels, according to the court reporter.


jaggedjinx

Firefighters, police...


aplaceofno

I’m a teacher and kids come in pjs all the time. Equipped with fleece blankets and stuffed animals, too


mattlore

Corner store clerk has seen me in my jammies...Many times lol


always_panic_247

I don’t understand, is this an American thing? Literally never happens here


TheStormzo

You have never worked in the tech industry


TheDocJ

[Supermarket staff.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8484116.stm)


theJusticeBully

Someone never made it to Walmart before..


Few-Win-8338

Uuummm, hard disagree,  ever been to Walmart? 


idiveindumpsters

Not one single person who is responding really read what the OP actually said. He said OUTSIDE, people, OUTSIDE. Sheesh


jgemonic

Pre-2020 perhaps. Now it's pajamas-a-go-go.


theoht_

i work at a store where they sell adult pajamas and i help people try them on. (i don’t)


trailrunner79

I guess you don't visit the ER much. Just the hospital in general honestly.


wigzell78

You haven't been to Walmart in a while, have you...


ryan22788

Supermarket in the uk, onesys and Ugg boots


Alternative-Sea-6238

I wear theatre scrubs everyday.


DeeRexBox

Fireman/Police probably see quite a bit of it too.


Archos_73

Contractors have to be up there too... people know your showing up at 8am and still open the door half asleep in their underwear.


awfully-waffley

In this day in age, a lot of adults wear pajamas everywhere. Especially Walmart. Like get out of bed already.


roliver2399

In the UK you see people in supermarkets and corner shops in their pyjamas constantly.


AWatson89

I do my part to help everyone see an adult in pajamas.


SunsetCarcass

Have you all seen parents standing outside with their kids while in their pj's? Usually the kids stand outside by themselves/with friends/with any other students at the bus stop, from what I've seen.


Glop1701d

No the way people go out in public these days everyone sees them!


TooOldToReadWHAT

Walmart workers Target workers Starbucks workers Nail shop workers Lingerie store workers, And homeless people on the street... Alll see more adults in pj's than bus drivers


TheIrishHawk

When I was a postal operative, I saw people in all states of undress. At least people put on pants to see their kids off to school.


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Incorrect, we could just start with walmart employees...


Traditional-Purpose2

Corner gas station clerks.


Perfect_Weakness_414

Anyone working at Walmart has entered the chat 😂


peaceful_guerilla

Hospitals. Basically all day, everyday.


SaintedStars

I think the postmen would disagree with you on that.


owen__wilsons__nose

Music producer walking their dogs. Source, me 🤣


PAUMiklo

Never been to a brick and mortar store? Never been in a classroom? been to a hotel or a resort? The list goes on and on. 


Canadianingermany

Garbage guys, delivery guys, walmart.


Nice_Papaya_4468

You need to spend less time in the shower and more time outside kid


Accurate-Donkey5789

Anybody who works in a corner shop in Scotland sees people who live nearby in their pyjamas coming in everyday.


playr_4

Corner stores. Gas stations. Some animal jobs. Game testers. Programmers sometimes. Those are just off the top of my head. I'm sure I can find more.


GoldieForMayor

I would think more garbage truck drivers see people in PJs running.


SoftEngineerOfWares

Milk man has seen your wife in her pajamas


31November

Fire fighters working the night shift probably do


jellybeanrainbows

Idk the man at my corner store sees me quite a lot


Sithyonreddit

Gas station attendant


readerf52

The funny thing is, when the bus came to pick up my special needs kid for school, I was dressed and waiting impatiently, my swimsuit on under my clothes and my towel and stuff in the trunk. C’mon, I gotta go already. With a special kid, you schedule *everything* for the four or five hours they are in school. So having the luxury of spending time with adults, having a swim and chatting with friends at the pool, I was never in my pajamas.


GriffinFlash

Try working in a animation/graphics studio. People always be in their PJ's.


911isforlovers

I'd argue that public safety has you beat. Your observation as a bus driver is only parents of school-aged children (or at least it should be... if not, call us). 911/ first responders see adults of all ages in their PJs outside, inside, etc. regardless if they have children with them or not.


Effective_Fish_3402

Garbage collection does sometimes too if they're late, which was often in the town I worked at haha


burnerbummer666

I worked nights at a 24 hour grocery store for a few years doing stocking / watching over self checkout and I’ve seen plenty of adults in pajamas.


ithinkithinkd

What? I don’t even get the logic here lol.


6gravedigger66

Go to Walmart, jammies every day!


daboxghost420

Wait . School bus drivers dont have uniforms anymore? I remeber they all did when i went to school in the 2000’s .


CanOfWhoopus

Teachers? There was a guy in my adult ed class that came in with a suit jacket and pajama pants every day.


Knownoname98

Everyone that works in hospitals. People get outside for fresh air.


pixelatedflesh

My 6-12 school had a pajama dress code. I’m not kidding.


aesemon

Urologists that do vasectomies see a whole lot of blokes in their dressing gowns.


rusticatedrust

I see you've never been to a Walmart.


Pretend_Activity_211

Warehouses. Literally Homer Simpson pj pants everyday


YoWassupFresh

What adult wears pajamas? I've never met, heard of, or seen an adult in pajamas. ever. It's only on TV.


selkieisbadatgaming

You’ve never dealt with the elderly or mentally ill, I see…


Key-Plan-7449

I mean this is just insanely wrong lol there’s dozens if not hundreds of jobs.


nonstoprice

The amount of adults in PJs ive seen at supermarkets…


GalaEnitan

Not true people that study people's sleeping patterns will see these people a ton.


noxiouskarn

car wash at a strip club. Plenty of adults in their sleepwear outside ;)


brinazee

Grocery clerks and gas station attendants see them as well.


SilverNecessary6462

Its true. So many parents. So so many


etsprout

The garbage man sees me at my worst, by far.


Theloneriddler

Anyone who works in UK supermarkets will be sick of the sight of this kind of scummy chav behaviour by now.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Wal\*Mart employees, gym employees, truckers...


Class_444_SWR

…why are school bus drivers seeing people in pyjamas?


swamp_donkey89

used to be walmart but they aren't open late anymore


_nobodycallsmetubby_

Can confirm source: am a bus driver


payperplain

Walmart overnight employees arguably see more 18+ people in their pajamas than school bus drivers, mail people, trash collectors, and so on. 


Squanchonme

Emergency services would like to have a word.


chalhattbehenkilaudi

Silicon Valley start-up founders?


kaizermattias

You've obviously never been to school drop off or a supermarket.....