I'm a girl, it's no problem to put panties on with shoes on, the leg hole is bigger than the men's boxer shorts one.
Also, no underwear, you're right. It's a very nice option.
Somehow related. A friend of mine got her period without her noticing on a summer day (mini-skirt)
Sitting on the passenger seat and sneezed really hard so she sprayed the whole front window red.
We called her "Sploosh Kahoosh" for at least a year.
The commitment to nudity is very apparent with the shoes. “They have the shoes on, but nothing else, and shoes always go on last—clearly they have no plans to dress.”
If it’s a woman in some sexy shoes, it makes them look hotter. If it’s a dude in his lawn mowing sneakers, any semblance of attractiveness is gone forever.
I’m wondering if perhaps it’s just men that find it attractive for people they are attracted to wearing shoes while naked.
I certainly can’t find the idea of it attractive, but I’m straight/male. I’ve also never heard women comment on it, but maybe it’s just something that isn’t commonly talked about.
I've never heard that from a woman either.... But in our defence, most men's shoes aren't designed to look sexy. Maybe there's a gal somewhere that likes the tuxedo dress shoes or brown work boots? Maybe a cowboy theme with those boots? If you're a female and you're out there, please upvote. Real survey. Don't downvote please bc that hides the results.
I’m a dude who used to wear cowboy boots and a hat to the bar. I one time had a girl ask me to leave the boots on when we were hooking up. They’re out there
I’ve been getting reported for all sorts of stupid shit. It’s not just you.
If someone disagrees or gets triggered by something you post they report it instead of downvoting. It’s very petty and sad people do this.
There are calendars full of beefcakes in nothing but different pieces of work attire. Like the only-belt cop, the cover-myself-with-the-hat cowboy, or the hose-over-the-shoulder fireman in just boots and caked up. It sells. It's a thing.
I am not particularly attracted to men.
But one thing that gets me every time is hot guy legs in sexy lady heels.
That person doesn't know what they are talking about lol. The words "glaring lack of imagination" keep coming to mind.
You’ve clearly never been to a good gay strip club. Those chunks wear Jordan’s while fully nude and I’m not averting my eyes for shit.
Nooo, who Reddit care’d me for this one 😂😂. That’s so funny bro.
This answer makes me think your sexual attraction is focused on women..I'd say a naked woman in heels.looks cheap, a guy in sneakers mowing the lawn is conceptually hot (if he's you're type).
For most people, you wear shoes when you leave the house, when you are out in the world. There is an association with being in public, being where you can be seen.
That is very different from where you are usually naked but safe -- at home, getting dressed or taking a shower.
So shoes + naked tells brain "you are probably naked outside the house where people can see you, not safe." So, more naked.
Also -- shoes are a barrier to putting on most pants. So are a barrier to getting not-naked.
That makes a lot of sense, I’m not sure if it’s just me but wearing shoes subtly changes so much of my perspective that I straight up act different when I wear shoes. I’m more proactive and engaged and I feel less tired
The biggest hurdle in starting my day is just this. If it's noon and i haven't put shoes on yet, the rest of the day is toast. But when i get shoes on at 6am on a day off, my executive dysfunction takes a seat.
Shoes also allow for faster movement, which tells your brain that this nudity has both the safety of a quick escape and the potential for high mobility.
I mean you're an extra step from being not naked if you've got to put pants on. Even if you can squeeze your shoes through it's going to take much longer to no longer be naked
This is the worst sensation. I actually haven’t had to in many years but it’s definitely happened and that feeling of your cold wet ass touching and slipping on that seat is awful. Feels like it would be extra easy to accidentally slip into the bowl
The worst poops of my life were taken at public swimming pools because it's all the sensations you mentioned plus the grossness of a public swimming pool toilet
I'm too week for handstands lol. I just bend over while Mt ass is facing the water.
No, I read a post on TIFU and that is not a good idea(but i do understand the joke.)
Pooping and getting into the shower: fine, normal, not at all unpleasant
Getting out of the shower to poop: gross, weird, somehow always makes me feel sick
Getting back in the shower after pooping after getting out of the shower: I am weirdly aware of any leftover poop, everything feels wrong, my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Also see the fantastic TV series - Coupling. They have a great explanation of The Sock Gap which I can't find on YouTube :(
Basically it states that you have to get undressed in the right order as no woman would take you seriously if you are all naked bar socks.
I hate those I wish they didn’t force us to wear them
Plus they have a narrow toe box💀💀💀💀
But like bruh I would be perfectly fine without trapping my feet
Other than the fact that you’re naked with shoes on, that explains why I feel uncomfortable when I do this. Not that I do this often… I promise I don’t.
Putting on shoes is the last step when wearing clothes. Putting on shoes first feels like you have skipped all the crucial steps beforehand, and now your timeline is off.
I’m going to pretend that after the sexy undressing of each other during foreplay, your ex paused the action so they could quickly put on their Jordans.
Maybe it's because shoes are the last thing we put on and it usually signifies that the outfit is completed, and it usually means we're going somewhere. It tickles your brain a little.
“Not original” is an understatement. Here’s an idea: let’s all stop posting the same thing posted 10,000 other times by 10,000 other redditors desperate for worthless Reddit bucks.
It's because you can feel the difference. If you're completely naked than you feel uniformly naked but with shoes on its no longer uniform so it stands out to you more.
I wholeheartedly identify with this shower thought.
Made me think of the saying ‘he/she puts her pants on the same way as the rest of us, one leg at a time’. …I don’t and probably never will 🤪
Probably because it feels wrong/like we're "ready" to be outside since thats when we have shoes on. We're naked basically every day due ti changing clothes or bathing. We're essentially never "naked" but with shoes on. And we only have shoes on outside or inside a public space.
Nothing feels more naked IMHO then when your in the garage naked quickly throwing something away and the wife has decided that NOW is the time to open the garage door.
You move pretty quickly under such conditions.
It’s the same concept in zen, feryu. Little movements that accentuate stillness, the sound of a raven in a snow clad valley accentuating silence, little shoes accentuating big dingus.
If you’re naked, you’re just not dressed. If you’re naked with shoes on, you’re committing to the nudity.
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You can put a dress or skirt on! I'm gonna dress like this every day now.
But then you still have to put your underwear on over the shoes which is awkward...unless no underwear....
I'm a girl, it's no problem to put panties on with shoes on, the leg hole is bigger than the men's boxer shorts one. Also, no underwear, you're right. It's a very nice option.
It is sun dress season after all 🤭 no panties is the fun option
>I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks
Muggles wear them!
Muggle *women* wear them, not the men, they wear *these*!
Shoes before dress!? You monster!!
Wait, you don't go Sock->Shoe->Pant leg, other Sock->Shoe->Pant leg?
Every day we stray further from God.
You vile heathen. Now I have to do this until the gf notices
Clearly you’ve never shit yourself in public
Well not this week I haven't. But it is only Wednesday.
Lmao 🤣
Not full blown, but I trusted a fart acquired the nickname "Streaking bandit" for a while, so with that provided context, you tell me. lmao
Somehow related. A friend of mine got her period without her noticing on a summer day (mini-skirt) Sitting on the passenger seat and sneezed really hard so she sprayed the whole front window red. We called her "Sploosh Kahoosh" for at least a year.
That’s deep
It’s the contrast that make you feel the nudity
Add a hat and a scarf and it feels like a statement.
The commitment to nudity is very apparent with the shoes. “They have the shoes on, but nothing else, and shoes always go on last—clearly they have no plans to dress.”
Naked with shoes on is the most naked you can get lol
And if you're wearing a bowtie, you are emphasizing the nudity.
It's like shoes are the exclamation point to your nudity—really highlights the bare essentials!
If it’s a woman in some sexy shoes, it makes them look hotter. If it’s a dude in his lawn mowing sneakers, any semblance of attractiveness is gone forever.
Yeah, but if he’s in those sexy shoes though.. 👀
[*paging Mr. Tim Curry!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6wKRWFOoE)
I don’t think there’s any example of shoes sexy enough for men to look good in while naked.
A naked hot guy with Doc Martins?
I’m wondering if perhaps it’s just men that find it attractive for people they are attracted to wearing shoes while naked. I certainly can’t find the idea of it attractive, but I’m straight/male. I’ve also never heard women comment on it, but maybe it’s just something that isn’t commonly talked about.
It could be, i think its hot on everyone but im bi. When you say it though, ive never really heard a woman say that either?
I've never heard that from a woman either.... But in our defence, most men's shoes aren't designed to look sexy. Maybe there's a gal somewhere that likes the tuxedo dress shoes or brown work boots? Maybe a cowboy theme with those boots? If you're a female and you're out there, please upvote. Real survey. Don't downvote please bc that hides the results.
I’m a dude who used to wear cowboy boots and a hat to the bar. I one time had a girl ask me to leave the boots on when we were hooking up. They’re out there
Did someone report me to reddit cares for this XD
I’ve been getting reported for all sorts of stupid shit. It’s not just you. If someone disagrees or gets triggered by something you post they report it instead of downvoting. It’s very petty and sad people do this.
There are calendars full of beefcakes in nothing but different pieces of work attire. Like the only-belt cop, the cover-myself-with-the-hat cowboy, or the hose-over-the-shoulder fireman in just boots and caked up. It sells. It's a thing.
I'm gonna make the very safe guess that you're not attracted to men. Well, I am, and there is definitely hot footwear for guys.
I am not particularly attracted to men. But one thing that gets me every time is hot guy legs in sexy lady heels. That person doesn't know what they are talking about lol. The words "glaring lack of imagination" keep coming to mind.
Plenty of gay guys like footwear, boots, sneakers, etc.
You’ve clearly never been to a good gay strip club. Those chunks wear Jordan’s while fully nude and I’m not averting my eyes for shit. Nooo, who Reddit care’d me for this one 😂😂. That’s so funny bro.
Excuse me…wellington boots!?
What about fire fighter boots?
I look amazing in my combat boots.
/r/newbalance
Says you, have you ever seen those sexy fireman pics where all they have on is their boots? Definitely haven’t lost any attractiveness there.
[Even better with cats!](https://nationalkitty.com/australian-firefighters-pose-with-rescue-cats-for-2021-calendar/)
Damn, AND they’re Australian
Wellies are best for male nudity
That’s what my grandad always said
This answer makes me think your sexual attraction is focused on women..I'd say a naked woman in heels.looks cheap, a guy in sneakers mowing the lawn is conceptually hot (if he's you're type).
You keep talking like that and it won't be long before you get a visit from the patriarchy. /s
Well she thinks my tractors sexy!
Yeah but what about crocks? Checkmate, atheists…
For most people, you wear shoes when you leave the house, when you are out in the world. There is an association with being in public, being where you can be seen. That is very different from where you are usually naked but safe -- at home, getting dressed or taking a shower. So shoes + naked tells brain "you are probably naked outside the house where people can see you, not safe." So, more naked. Also -- shoes are a barrier to putting on most pants. So are a barrier to getting not-naked.
That makes a lot of sense, I’m not sure if it’s just me but wearing shoes subtly changes so much of my perspective that I straight up act different when I wear shoes. I’m more proactive and engaged and I feel less tired
The biggest hurdle in starting my day is just this. If it's noon and i haven't put shoes on yet, the rest of the day is toast. But when i get shoes on at 6am on a day off, my executive dysfunction takes a seat.
Smart. Makes the most sense.
Shoes also allow for faster movement, which tells your brain that this nudity has both the safety of a quick escape and the potential for high mobility.
If you are wearing shoes, are you truly naked?
OP's statement is untrue.
Feelings don't necessarily reflect reality, op's statement is still true
This isn't r/technicallythetruth though.
This is r/lies
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Half the sound of two hands clapping?
Does a dog have Buddha-nature?
Don't know. I've got cats.
What is the meaning of Bodhidarma’s coming from the west?
Color me clueless. Sorry I'm CS not philosophy.
If you meet the Buddha, kill him.
Muh
I mean you're an extra step from being not naked if you've got to put pants on. Even if you can squeeze your shoes through it's going to take much longer to no longer be naked
ever get out to poop mid-shower? same.
This is the worst sensation. I actually haven’t had to in many years but it’s definitely happened and that feeling of your cold wet ass touching and slipping on that seat is awful. Feels like it would be extra easy to accidentally slip into the bowl
Climbing back into the shower afterwards, you somehow feel even dirtier than when you first started this journey.
The worst poops of my life were taken at public swimming pools because it's all the sensations you mentioned plus the grossness of a public swimming pool toilet
Horrible core memory unlocked >\_<
Towels are only to be used when done showering.
Actually yeah, I just use the shower as a bidet instead of wiping
For some reason I first assumed you did a handstand in the shower.
first is the wafflestomp, then the handstand bidet. Never need to leave the shower.
I'm too week for handstands lol. I just bend over while Mt ass is facing the water. No, I read a post on TIFU and that is not a good idea(but i do understand the joke.)
You call your butt Mount Ass?
No my ass. Fuck autocorrect. But it's fitting
Pooping and getting into the shower: fine, normal, not at all unpleasant Getting out of the shower to poop: gross, weird, somehow always makes me feel sick Getting back in the shower after pooping after getting out of the shower: I am weirdly aware of any leftover poop, everything feels wrong, my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Wtf 💀💀💀 Why would you wear shoes while shitting or showering?!!
Ever pooped in an aqua park?
I feel like I'm in charge of the house. Like I should march around. Naked with socks, now that's an awkward naked.
>Naked with socks, Isn't that just what the boys do when hanging out?
The boys are already hanging out in this situation.
Depends where you put the sock
You earned that +1.
r/Angryupvote
No I’m never putting socks on
Also see the fantastic TV series - Coupling. They have a great explanation of The Sock Gap which I can't find on YouTube :( Basically it states that you have to get undressed in the right order as no woman would take you seriously if you are all naked bar socks.
https://www.tiktok.com/@soundsbyminion/video/7218724544909954310
This is definitely true. Having sex with shoes on really makes everything wired.
What about just socks?
Thats how you know 'its business time'
I’ve got work in the morning I think I’ll go to bed early
just give me 2 minutes
Socks not the same way. Socks still on makes me feel lazy cause my feet got cold.
Grip socks like you get at a trampoline place
I hate those I wish they didn’t force us to wear them Plus they have a narrow toe box💀💀💀💀 But like bruh I would be perfectly fine without trapping my feet
Sure... trampoline place... that's definitely where I get mine.
Thigh-high socks is cool though
Thats how you know it aint gay: When the homies keep their socks on youre good to go.
Ever tried waxed hardwood? Shoes are a necessary thing here
Everyone knows the feet are the true private parts
says darwin
Yep, you feel far more vulnerable because if you needed pants in a hurry they’d be hard to put on.
Other than the fact that you’re naked with shoes on, that explains why I feel uncomfortable when I do this. Not that I do this often… I promise I don’t.
Putting on shoes is the last step when wearing clothes. Putting on shoes first feels like you have skipped all the crucial steps beforehand, and now your timeline is off.
Yeah, you never wear shoes without clothes on so just having shoes highlights the absence of the clothes
I wonder if that's why my ex liked fucking while wearing nothing but sneakers
I’m going to pretend that after the sexy undressing of each other during foreplay, your ex paused the action so they could quickly put on their Jordans.
Especially if you've tied laces
Gotta tie the laces, otherwise it’s not safe to do my naked sprints
Not if you’re running for your life
We all run for something. Mind as well be for your life!
Not if you're ~~running~~ wagging meat for your life. Fixed it for you
Bruh just run normally on your feet
Try a belt too, with a Walkman clipped to it and big ol’ wired headphones. Send pictures.
Work boots … outdoors … more that’s a new kind of naked
Maybe it's because shoes are the last thing we put on and it usually signifies that the outfit is completed, and it usually means we're going somewhere. It tickles your brain a little.
Well no I’m not trapping my feet to go somewhere that’s horrible
Naked with sandals is like the middle ground of your Showerthought.
Or just a college dorm with communal showers.
Double true for formal shoes.
To protect the world from devastation
It’s because you’re more steps away from being fully clothed.
When you have shoes on, you can't pull on your pants. You're locked in.
*standing in shower with shoes on*
“Not original” is an understatement. Here’s an idea: let’s all stop posting the same thing posted 10,000 other times by 10,000 other redditors desperate for worthless Reddit bucks.
Wait there’s Reddit bucks?
“A comedian died last night. And nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.”
Because of the implication that you are going somewhere.
It's because you can feel the difference. If you're completely naked than you feel uniformly naked but with shoes on its no longer uniform so it stands out to you more.
Yes, this is why strippers and porn stars wear heels.
I have told my wife on multiple occasions that a woman can not be truly nekked unless she is wearing a string of pearls
Putting shoes on makes it clear that this is as dressed as you're getting, and this is how you mean to carry on with the day
I'm pretty sure this is a Seinfeld joke. I dunno.
I’m also pretty sure it is in several stand up comedian routines
Haha try walking down tha street like that , then you'll really feel what being naked feels like .. ive did it once , was fun asf no lie
Sometimes even with watches
I wonder how many times I'm going to see this reposted. So far just by my count I'm up to 12.
because it'd take longer to get dressed if you have to take off your shoes before putting on your pants
Guess you’ve never walked around with just a tie
Running naked with shoes on I feel just like Sonic
If that’s the case, you got some dirty floors
Is everyone else picturing white new balance?
You will feel more naked if you had socks on . I tried that now
I never really thought about this but now that you mention it....
What feels more naked than this is being naked with shoes on and also a hat.
You’re supposed to wear baby oil if you put on shoes
.... Never tried that. Guess I have a experiment to do after I get home from work.
I wholeheartedly identify with this shower thought. Made me think of the saying ‘he/she puts her pants on the same way as the rest of us, one leg at a time’. …I don’t and probably never will 🤪
It really does feel weird when you're wearing no pants but still having shoes on.
Dude yeah that’s actually hella true 🤣
Probably because it feels wrong/like we're "ready" to be outside since thats when we have shoes on. We're naked basically every day due ti changing clothes or bathing. We're essentially never "naked" but with shoes on. And we only have shoes on outside or inside a public space.
Now this is a shower thought.
Nothing feels more naked IMHO then when your in the garage naked quickly throwing something away and the wife has decided that NOW is the time to open the garage door. You move pretty quickly under such conditions.
For some reason to me it feels max naked wearing only a shirt.
Yea you're kinda right.
Now try it with a leather collar.
They're even more naked If someone is next to them nude with tattoos and shoes
I’ve never felt more seen by a shower thought
Have you tried shoes in the shower?
Maybe because to wear pants you feel like you need to take your shoes off so shoes are actually a barrier against being clothed
It’s the same concept in zen, feryu. Little movements that accentuate stillness, the sound of a raven in a snow clad valley accentuating silence, little shoes accentuating big dingus.
same goes for playing a loud instrument naked, perhaps even more so while exposing your torso
Same with socks. Just, why?...
I rock out naked with my crocs out all the time. It’s invigorating!
I would guess because you only put shoes on when you're ready to step out of the house.
Try putting a hat on sometime. Also, nothing dirtier than rubbing one out to the Sears catalog.
How have you worn shoes when naked, either you walk around outside naked or you wear shoes in the house both are strange
Is definitely a very sexy feeling , I prefer socks but hey
Shoes and socks while naked is the sure fire way to make you feel like you’re an adventurous toddler again.
Once you have shoes you commit to not being able to quickly put on pants
thats because its quicker to dress up again when youre barefoot
So do you think about last weeks Reddit posts while you shower? Or are you just reposting your own shower thoughts from last week?
That’s because your body is confused by the deviation in density from its traditional loop
WTF is up with these comments? Let's ignore the post altogether and discuss how many different ways you can get naked instead...
You mean [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA)?
Bro, that's hilarious as fuck, especially cause it's true! Rollin!