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Muroid

If you’re naked, you’re just not dressed. If you’re naked with shoes on, you’re committing to the nudity.


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Constant_Bake5501

You can put a dress or skirt on! I'm gonna dress like this every day now.


Godot_12

But then you still have to put your underwear on over the shoes which is awkward...unless no underwear....


Constant_Bake5501

I'm a girl, it's no problem to put panties on with shoes on, the leg hole is bigger than the men's boxer shorts one. Also, no underwear, you're right. It's a very nice option.


TensionNo8759

It is sun dress season after all 🤭 no panties is the fun option


__01001000-01101001_

>I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks


[deleted]

Muggles wear them!


BrockStar92

Muggle *women* wear them, not the men, they wear *these*!


hobbobnobgoblin

Shoes before dress!? You monster!!


hypnogoad

Wait, you don't go Sock->Shoe->Pant leg, other Sock->Shoe->Pant leg?


DETpatsfan

Every day we stray further from God.


Key-Plan-7449

You vile heathen. Now I have to do this until the gf notices


carelessthoughts

Clearly you’ve never shit yourself in public


MonkeyNumberTwelve

Well not this week I haven't. But it is only Wednesday.


Disastrous_Basket242

Lmao 🤣 


Silver4ura

Not full blown, but I trusted a fart acquired the nickname "Streaking bandit" for a while, so with that provided context, you tell me. lmao


jerrillo

Somehow related. A friend of mine got her period without her noticing on a summer day (mini-skirt) Sitting on the passenger seat and sneezed really hard so she sprayed the whole front window red. We called her "Sploosh Kahoosh" for at least a year.


Practical-Jacket

That’s deep


oOzonee

It’s the contrast that make you feel the nudity


HrabiaVulpes

Add a hat and a scarf and it feels like a statement.


EndlessMikeD

The commitment to nudity is very apparent with the shoes. “They have the shoes on, but nothing else, and shoes always go on last—clearly they have no plans to dress.”


westb9933

Naked with shoes on is the most naked you can get lol


NewFuturist

And if you're wearing a bowtie, you are emphasizing the nudity. 


Martin-Johnson532

It's like shoes are the exclamation point to your nudity—really highlights the bare essentials!


PO0tyTng

If it’s a woman in some sexy shoes, it makes them look hotter. If it’s a dude in his lawn mowing sneakers, any semblance of attractiveness is gone forever.


theAtmuz

Yeah, but if he’s in those sexy shoes though.. 👀


Drink-my-koolaid

[*paging Mr. Tim Curry!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR6wKRWFOoE)


randompersonx

I don’t think there’s any example of shoes sexy enough for men to look good in while naked.


AbrocomaMundane6870

A naked hot guy with Doc Martins?


randompersonx

I’m wondering if perhaps it’s just men that find it attractive for people they are attracted to wearing shoes while naked. I certainly can’t find the idea of it attractive, but I’m straight/male. I’ve also never heard women comment on it, but maybe it’s just something that isn’t commonly talked about.


AbrocomaMundane6870

It could be, i think its hot on everyone but im bi. When you say it though, ive never really heard a woman say that either?


Antimony04

I've never heard that from a woman either.... But in our defence, most men's shoes aren't designed to look sexy. Maybe there's a gal somewhere that likes the tuxedo dress shoes or brown work boots? Maybe a cowboy theme with those boots? If you're a female and you're out there, please upvote. Real survey. Don't downvote please bc that hides the results.


RedSmithWriting

I’m a dude who used to wear cowboy boots and a hat to the bar. I one time had a girl ask me to leave the boots on when we were hooking up. They’re out there


RedSmithWriting

Did someone report me to reddit cares for this XD


findaloophole7

I’ve been getting reported for all sorts of stupid shit. It’s not just you. If someone disagrees or gets triggered by something you post they report it instead of downvoting. It’s very petty and sad people do this.


uhler-the-ruler

There are calendars full of beefcakes in nothing but different pieces of work attire. Like the only-belt cop, the cover-myself-with-the-hat cowboy, or the hose-over-the-shoulder fireman in just boots and caked up. It sells. It's a thing.


Kenotai

I'm gonna make the very safe guess that you're not attracted to men. Well, I am, and there is definitely hot footwear for guys.


boogers19

I am not particularly attracted to men. But one thing that gets me every time is hot guy legs in sexy lady heels. That person doesn't know what they are talking about lol. The words "glaring lack of imagination" keep coming to mind.


Bromogeeksual

Plenty of gay guys like footwear, boots, sneakers, etc.


2009MitsubishiLancer

You’ve clearly never been to a good gay strip club. Those chunks wear Jordan’s while fully nude and I’m not averting my eyes for shit. Nooo, who Reddit care’d me for this one 😂😂. That’s so funny bro.


WhiskySwanson

Excuse me…wellington boots!?


MetalJoe0

What about fire fighter boots?


PatrickMcWhorter

I look amazing in my combat boots.


speeler21

/r/newbalance


rileyjw90

Says you, have you ever seen those sexy fireman pics where all they have on is their boots? Definitely haven’t lost any attractiveness there.


Drink-my-koolaid

[Even better with cats!](https://nationalkitty.com/australian-firefighters-pose-with-rescue-cats-for-2021-calendar/)


rileyjw90

Damn, AND they’re Australian


lordrothermere

Wellies are best for male nudity


Nekononii

That’s what my grandad always said


SweatyNomad

This answer makes me think your sexual attraction is focused on women..I'd say a naked woman in heels.looks cheap, a guy in sneakers mowing the lawn is conceptually hot (if he's you're type).


xf2xf

You keep talking like that and it won't be long before you get a visit from the patriarchy. /s


CMP24-7

Well she thinks my tractors sexy!


Mountain-Resource656

Yeah but what about crocks? Checkmate, atheists…


Vrayea25

For most people, you wear shoes when you leave the house, when you are out in the world. There is an association with being in public, being where you can be seen. That is very different from where you are usually naked but safe -- at home, getting dressed or taking a shower. So shoes + naked tells brain "you are probably naked outside the house where people can see you, not safe." So, more naked. Also -- shoes are a barrier to putting on most pants.  So are a barrier to getting not-naked.


CR1MS4NE

That makes a lot of sense, I’m not sure if it’s just me but wearing shoes subtly changes so much of my perspective that I straight up act different when I wear shoes. I’m more proactive and engaged and I feel less tired


uhler-the-ruler

The biggest hurdle in starting my day is just this. If it's noon and i haven't put shoes on yet, the rest of the day is toast. But when i get shoes on at 6am on a day off, my executive dysfunction takes a seat.


SleuthyMcSleuthINTJ

Smart. Makes the most sense.


KingoftheMongoose

Shoes also allow for faster movement, which tells your brain that this nudity has both the safety of a quick escape and the potential for high mobility.


LongDistRid3r

If you are wearing shoes, are you truly naked?


joelfarris

OP's statement is untrue.


lxiaoqi

Feelings don't necessarily reflect reality, op's statement is still true


Silver4ura

This isn't r/technicallythetruth though.


DixonLq2001

This is r/lies


ErikFuhr

What is the sound of one hand clapping?


LongDistRid3r

Half the sound of two hands clapping?


ErikFuhr

Does a dog have Buddha-nature?


LongDistRid3r

Don't know. I've got cats.


ErikFuhr

What is the meaning of Bodhidarma’s coming from the west?


LongDistRid3r

Color me clueless. Sorry I'm CS not philosophy.


ErikFuhr

If you meet the Buddha, kill him.


Seahorse_Captain89

Muh


digduganug

I mean you're an extra step from being not naked if you've got to put pants on. Even if you can squeeze your shoes through it's going to take much longer to no longer be naked


SwimmingSwim3822

ever get out to poop mid-shower? same.


BrandoNelly

This is the worst sensation. I actually haven’t had to in many years but it’s definitely happened and that feeling of your cold wet ass touching and slipping on that seat is awful. Feels like it would be extra easy to accidentally slip into the bowl


KingoftheMongoose

Climbing back into the shower afterwards, you somehow feel even dirtier than when you first started this journey.


Griffisbored

The worst poops of my life were taken at public swimming pools because it's all the sensations you mentioned plus the grossness of a public swimming pool toilet


LightspeedBalloon

Horrible core memory unlocked >\_<


FappingAccount3336

Towels are only to be used when done showering.


ilikewatchinganime9

Actually yeah, I just use the shower as a bidet instead of wiping


Blackintosh

For some reason I first assumed you did a handstand in the shower.


alcontrast

first is the wafflestomp, then the handstand bidet. Never need to leave the shower.


ilikewatchinganime9

I'm too week for handstands lol. I just bend over while Mt ass is facing the water. No, I read a post on TIFU and that is not a good idea(but i do understand the joke.)


Awkward_Pangolin3254

You call your butt Mount Ass?


ilikewatchinganime9

No my ass. Fuck autocorrect. But it's fitting


UglyInThMorning

Pooping and getting into the shower: fine, normal, not at all unpleasant Getting out of the shower to poop: gross, weird, somehow always makes me feel sick Getting back in the shower after pooping after getting out of the shower: I am weirdly aware of any leftover poop, everything feels wrong, my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


Nabranes

Wtf 💀💀💀 Why would you wear shoes while shitting or showering?!!


DescriptorTablesx86

Ever pooped in an aqua park?


DukeThorion

I feel like I'm in charge of the house. Like I should march around. Naked with socks, now that's an awkward naked.


Shrubbity_69

>Naked with socks, Isn't that just what the boys do when hanging out?


DukeThorion

The boys are already hanging out in this situation.


zorbacles

Depends where you put the sock


DukeThorion

You earned that +1.


The7footr

r/Angryupvote


Nabranes

No I’m never putting socks on


Oxygene13

Also see the fantastic TV series - Coupling. They have a great explanation of The Sock Gap which I can't find on YouTube :( Basically it states that you have to get undressed in the right order as no woman would take you seriously if you are all naked bar socks.


ChrisAbra

https://www.tiktok.com/@soundsbyminion/video/7218724544909954310


Mytrailermyrules

This is definitely true. Having sex with shoes on really makes everything wired.


spwnofsaton

What about just socks?


InfamousFault7

Thats how you know 'its business time'


BrandoNelly

I’ve got work in the morning I think I’ll go to bed early


InfamousFault7

just give me 2 minutes


Mytrailermyrules

Socks not the same way. Socks still on makes me feel lazy cause my feet got cold.


zorbacles

Grip socks like you get at a trampoline place


Nabranes

I hate those I wish they didn’t force us to wear them Plus they have a narrow toe box💀💀💀💀 But like bruh I would be perfectly fine without trapping my feet


Anakin_Skywanker

Sure... trampoline place... that's definitely where I get mine.


Acceptable-Trainer15

Thigh-high socks is cool though


boogers19

Thats how you know it aint gay: When the homies keep their socks on youre good to go.


VictoriaEuphoria99

Ever tried waxed hardwood? Shoes are a necessary thing here


Slight_Camera6666

Everyone knows the feet are the true private parts


iwannagetdrunkNnasty

says darwin


Desperate-Face-6594

Yep, you feel far more vulnerable because if you needed pants in a hurry they’d be hard to put on.


rocklare

Other than the fact that you’re naked with shoes on, that explains why I feel uncomfortable when I do this. Not that I do this often… I promise I don’t.


WingedSalim

Putting on shoes is the last step when wearing clothes. Putting on shoes first feels like you have skipped all the crucial steps beforehand, and now your timeline is off.


gremah93

Yeah, you never wear shoes without clothes on so just having shoes highlights the absence of the clothes


NoLime7384

I wonder if that's why my ex liked fucking while wearing nothing but sneakers


KingoftheMongoose

I’m going to pretend that after the sexy undressing of each other during foreplay, your ex paused the action so they could quickly put on their Jordans.


re_nonsequiturs

Especially if you've tied laces


anthonyg1500

Gotta tie the laces, otherwise it’s not safe to do my naked sprints


Graphic_Materialz

Not if you’re running for your life


KingoftheMongoose

We all run for something. Mind as well be for your life!


[deleted]

Not if you're ~~running~~ wagging meat for your life. Fixed it for you


Nabranes

Bruh just run normally on your feet


talkingprawn

Try a belt too, with a Walkman clipped to it and big ol’ wired headphones. Send pictures.


stueynz

Work boots … outdoors … more that’s a new kind of naked


Vigilante2011

Maybe it's because shoes are the last thing we put on and it usually signifies that the outfit is completed, and it usually means we're going somewhere. It tickles your brain a little.


Nabranes

Well no I’m not trapping my feet to go somewhere that’s horrible


_Exotic_Booger

Naked with sandals is like the middle ground of your Showerthought.


KingoftheMongoose

Or just a college dorm with communal showers.


LKomaromi

Double true for formal shoes.


KingoftheMongoose

To protect the world from devastation


Xtrouble_yt

It’s because you’re more steps away from being fully clothed.


CoyoteKyle15

When you have shoes on, you can't pull on your pants. You're locked in.


ElectroMagnesium_

*standing in shower with shoes on*


meriadoc_brandyabuck

“Not original” is an understatement. Here’s an idea: let’s all stop posting the same thing posted 10,000 other times by 10,000 other redditors desperate for worthless Reddit bucks.


jalbert425

Wait there’s Reddit bucks?


KingoftheMongoose

“A comedian died last night. And nobody cares. Nobody cares but me.”


WhyWouldYou1111111

Because of the implication that you are going somewhere.


Pallysilverstar

It's because you can feel the difference. If you're completely naked than you feel uniformly naked but with shoes on its no longer uniform so it stands out to you more.


compaqdeskpro

Yes, this is why strippers and porn stars wear heels.


gnique

I have told my wife on multiple occasions that a woman can not be truly nekked unless she is wearing a string of pearls


Cosimo_Zaretti

Putting shoes on makes it clear that this is as dressed as you're getting, and this is how you mean to carry on with the day


Lopsided-Chair77

I'm pretty sure this is a Seinfeld joke. I dunno.


KingoftheMongoose

I’m also pretty sure it is in several stand up comedian routines


traptraptrap123

Haha try walking down tha street like that , then you'll really feel what being naked feels like .. ive did it once , was fun asf no lie


skyxvii

Sometimes even with watches


Jabathewhut

I wonder how many times I'm going to see this reposted. So far just by my count I'm up to 12.


Heliocentrist

because it'd take longer to get dressed if you have to take off your shoes before putting on your pants


Curvyshots969

Guess you’ve never walked around with just a tie


Dom_Ramon_

Running naked with shoes on I feel just like Sonic


QuidPenny

If that’s the case, you got some dirty floors


incredibleninja

Is everyone else picturing white new balance?


InternetBackground48

You will feel more naked if you had socks on . I tried that now


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

I never really thought about this but now that you mention it....


spacecowboy852

What feels more naked than this is being naked with shoes on and also a hat.


Psychological_Ad1999

You’re supposed to wear baby oil if you put on shoes


Seco4800

.... Never tried that. Guess I have a experiment to do after I get home from work.


Substantial-Sport363

I wholeheartedly identify with this shower thought. Made me think of the saying ‘he/she puts her pants on the same way as the rest of us, one leg at a time’. …I don’t and probably never will 🤪


titanjumka

It really does feel weird when you're wearing no pants but still having shoes on.


OrangeZig

Dude yeah that’s actually hella true 🤣


Hahonryuu

Probably because it feels wrong/like we're "ready" to be outside since thats when we have shoes on. We're naked basically every day due ti changing clothes or bathing. We're essentially never "naked" but with shoes on. And we only have shoes on outside or inside a public space.


Sneaky_Stabby

Now this is a shower thought.


anengineerandacat

Nothing feels more naked IMHO then when your in the garage naked quickly throwing something away and the wife has decided that NOW is the time to open the garage door. You move pretty quickly under such conditions.


WhitebreadOne

For some reason to me it feels max naked wearing only a shirt.


Le-Pepper

Yea you're kinda right.


Yeseylon

Now try it with a leather collar.


Sheridacdude

They're even more naked If someone is next to them nude with tattoos and shoes


oatmeal28

I’ve never felt more seen by a shower thought 


KingoftheMongoose

Have you tried shoes in the shower?


Youre-mum

Maybe because to wear pants you feel like you need to take your shoes off so shoes are actually a barrier against being clothed 


CatSocrates

It’s the same concept in zen, feryu. Little movements that accentuate stillness, the sound of a raven in a snow clad valley accentuating silence, little shoes accentuating big dingus.


alcontrast

same goes for playing a loud instrument naked, perhaps even more so while exposing your torso


wigzell78

Same with socks. Just, why?...


Calvincdub69

I rock out naked with my crocs out all the time. It’s invigorating!


RedditFullOChildren

I would guess because you only put shoes on when you're ready to step out of the house.


LearningDan

Try putting a hat on sometime. Also, nothing dirtier than rubbing one out to the Sears catalog.


icyboner

How have you worn shoes when naked, either you walk around outside naked or you wear shoes in the house both are strange


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Is definitely a very sexy feeling , I prefer socks but hey


JunglePygmy

Shoes and socks while naked is the sure fire way to make you feel like you’re an adventurous toddler again.


DeskPixel

Once you have shoes you commit to not being able to quickly put on pants


iwannagetdrunkNnasty

thats because its quicker to dress up again when youre barefoot


Syntonization1

So do you think about last weeks Reddit posts while you shower? Or are you just reposting your own shower thoughts from last week?


Plane_Woodpecker2991

That’s because your body is confused by the deviation in density from its traditional loop


forced_spontaneity

WTF is up with these comments? Let's ignore the post altogether and discuss how many different ways you can get naked instead...


12onnie12etardo

You mean [like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7l5ZeVVoCA)?


f8isf8

Bro, that's hilarious as fuck, especially cause it's true! Rollin!