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dr_xenon

That’s a tough one. Let us know how you place.


rwa2

Well the rest of us are the winners, that's for sure. Alabama loves Mississippi because it saves them from being number 50 in so many rankings.


Deadwarrior00

As the saying goes "thank God for Mississippi"


tubbleman

Love, Alabama, Kentucky, and West Virginia.


freakytapir

Damn, that's harsh.


GUlysses

Something like this really happened. My high school golf team consistently ranked last in our division. There was a different school in a different division whose team also consistently ranked last in theirs. One year, that school challenged us to see who the real worst team was. We won. Meaning we “lost” for the title of worst golf team.


dr_xenon

You lost at losing.


ReincarnatedSprinkle

r/MurderedByWords


legna20v

Reddit doesn’t disappoint


Mallet-fists

Results are in. WHe was the third second place.


drgreenair

Damn man what did OP ever do to you or your mom?


JohnnyQTruant

Hmm. Probably get disqualified.


zoleexl

But if your disqualified from a losers' competition, then you are no longer a loser, right?


Comprehensive_Hair99

Yep, he even lost the title of loser


zoleexl

He has absolutely nothing! Nothing!


OGigachaod

Not even a loser, what a nothing.


FastLittleBoi

that makes so much sense.


mknight1701

Loser!


[deleted]

'no professionals allowed'


zoleexl

This! <3


rajost

He'd never make it to the competition. Fucking loser can't even get that right.


Leafan101

This reminds me of a question that used to float around in my mind when I was a kid: If a bracket style single elimination coin flip game narrowed 1024 people down to 1 winner, it would be identifying the luckiest player out of all 1024. However, could you design a set up that identified the unluckiest player?


A_Mirabeau_702

Yes. If you kept pairing winners against winners and losers against losers, there will eventually be one person who has lost all flips, just like there is one person who has won all flips.


Leafan101

It just always struck me that from a certain point of view, it would still be pretty lucky to lose that much in a row, and eventually, you would kind of just be cheering for yourself to lose, essentially flipping the rules of the game.


RubixTheRedditor

Lucky and unlucky are two sides of the same coin(lol) and the difference is a matter of perspective. It's like trying to "solve" the trolley problem.


AreYouPretendingSir

While I understand what you're getting at, the trolley problem is a moral dilemma pointing out the flaws of utilitarianism, which is rather different from a subjective perspective on what is lucky or unlucky.


Helpful-Pair-2148

Just a small addendum: the trolley problem(and its numerous adaptations) has been used to point out the flaws of essentially all modern moral philosophies, not just utilitarism (although it was the first "target"). It's just an interesting problem in general, mainly because we have yet to find a moral philosophy that makes the trolley problems easy to solve while still feeling "right" from a moral standpoint. I really love the trolley problem, because everyone seems to be quick to think the solution is simple (eg: you should do whatever you can to save the most people, so pull the lever!), but then it's easy to come up with variations that throws this moral rule out of the window (eg: does that mean we should actively kill healthy people so that we can harvest their organs and save 5 others?)


AreYouPretendingSir

First episode of What’s The Right Thing To Do https://youtu.be/kBdfcR-8hEY


taco_tuesdays

I feel like there are names for all of these


nIBLIB

What if you get kicked in the nuts every time you lost, and got $10 each time you won?


Eagline

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!


timetobuyale

You didn’t even acknowledge homie for clearing that up for you


statisticus

Some years ago there was the "Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain" for all those people who were ordinary and never achieved great things. The president of the club wrote a book, "The Book of Heroic Failures", celebrating all the ways in which people attempted great things (or even ordinary things) and failed to achieve them.  The book became a bestseller. The author had to resign from the club.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Heroic_Failures


ersentenza

Neither, he would come *second*, because he's a loser!


Bad-Lifeguard1746

2nd and 3rd get medals. He'd come in 4th.


JustSomeApparition

Does anyone else find this infinitely more funny because The Biggest Loser was already the name of a television show; thereby, giving this post an entirely different and unintentional meaning? And, last, obviously.


Suracastic

That wordplay kept me up at night as a kid


teedyay

They'd come second. They can't even succeed at being the biggest loser.


Whiskey_Vinyl

“We apologize for the inconvenience, but the competition has been cancelled due to weather. All participants must still pay their entrance fee. “


fanofthethings

My dyslexic brain just imploded lol!!


DramaticAd8175

I don't think you know what dyslexia is, do you?


adamdoesmusic

He’ll say the election was rigged regardless


Gavin_the_Assassin

Funniest reply on here. I’m guessing you’re from the US lol


ValWillKay

2nd place of course. 2nd is "first loser"


NieR_SemiAutomata

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?


Eagline

Strong physically, weak mentally.


iamelite20

you are stupid


Zoltie

Last, otherwise he wouldn't be the "biggest looser in the world".


Disastrous-Door-9126

Depends entirely on what he wants. Whatever it is, he’ll do the opposite of that.


IameIion

He would come first because the challenges would be based on failure. It's a competition to see who fails the hardest. Those who succeed will come last.


justin3189

He would get run over in the parking lot


Unfiltered_America

We'll see what happens at the RNC.


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VagueDry

A YouTube channel here did a short series of the most average man, out of the five of them. At the end of the series the guy with the most points thought he won. But of course, number 3 won, because that is the most average. So if you win the best loser competition, you’re not the biggest loser.


BeebleBoxn

I would always come in first and end in last. Although I would most likely be 2nd or 3rd because people would go out of therebway to make sure I would never finish in first.


ReconRanger72

He will come in second place!


MiniGogo_20

they'd come in second. not even good enough for first place, not bad enough to be last. they're just that big of a loser


Spokanic

Neither — they’d get 2nd place.


Old_Discussion_2363

Well, at the 2013 WBL comp, I came first, so the rest all came on me.


Simba_Rah

The biggest loser doesn’t mean he can’t win, he just has to lose more than the next guy.


stonerpasta

Last because he can become the losers of all losers. The King of all Losers. The Losing Incarnate.


Terrapin2190

Depends on the competition. Is it for the most biggest loser or the least biggest loser?


sirdabs

The biggest loser is second place.


rabidstaffy

He'll come last, because he's a loser


decanderus

You should check out [Superstar USA](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superstar_USA). It's kinda like that?


retroking9

If you set out to lose and succeed, which have you done?


nowhereman136

He would be the guy who came in second


dashingstag

That’s just the loser bracket.


amziiii

2nd place, bc its 1st place for losers?


gothackedfml

probably second, they'd be the first loser


Working_Fix25

I live by the motto “If you’re not first, you’re last”


brienneoftarthshreds

Second place. Too much of a loser to win, but confirmed more of a loser than everyone else except the winner.


yeh_nah_fuckit

2nd, because that’s how the saying goes.


jembutbrodol

He will come fist and still complaining about the competition


TheThrowaway8311

2nd place. if you ain’t first you’re last


Sensible-advice-101

The lier paradox, work in the same circuit-like way.


octaviobonds

He will be the biggest loser of losers


vachlan

Only would be able to find out


elkamusing

If he's already the biggest loser, why bother going into a competition?


somesketchykid

I think we need more information. Is this a competition of losers to see who is the biggest loser? If so, our biggest loser wins ofc Or, is it a competition where all of the contestants are losers, but the competition itself is say a basketball game. If this is the case, our Biggest Loser comes in last place I'm assuming the former but the question as written leaves it unclear


NoGelliefish

Gotta keep that streak!


Vishwasm123

Last, because (competition of loser ×last position)= Loser ²


dodadoler

Sounds like a maga convention


tximinoman

A contest of losers is a bit of an oxymoron because of this exact reason. Whoever wins the contest can't be, by definition, the "biggest loser" because they won, and even if you define "the biggest loser" as the person who loses that competition, that makes them "win" (thus contradicting the title). The moment you define a "winner" for that title, it stops making sense. Thus "the biggest loser" wouldn't even participate. Or would participate and then get disqualified for some dumb reason. Or the judges will forgot they even exist and wouldn't rank them.


Cantinkeror

Like strapping buttered toast to the back of a cat.


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Do you feel you should have won? Second place is, after all, 1st placed loser.


Foreign-Reaction-136

He’s such a loser that he loses the competition of losers


w3astside

depends how much weight he lost


No_Fox_4675

I think they would be first


iAmVonexX

First, because losing the competition would result in being the best at losing. But this would make the first the biggest loser meaning the biggest loser would actually come out last. The loser-paradox


John_Brook_

It depends how the organizers decide to assign points.


iamtheponz

He'd be the only one to show up.


Abovearth31

He would come last because he can't even win that.


AdAway9791

Neither , he wouldn’t show up, because his bus will late or alarm clock will fail. 


Advanced_Access1949

He wouldn't make it into the competition


Incubus-

I’d say second last, can’t even win the last place medal.


suplexhell

i love that the mods have a casual thought flair. they're finally telling people their ideas are mid


Soothing-Tides

Can someone call boogie 2988 and find out


prophetsearcher

The actual world’s biggest loser would be whoever places second in that contest.


Kysman95

He gets disqualified for being a professional


CubooKing

I have an old acquaintance that did a monologue at a talent show. They were the only one in the monologue section. They got second place.


Perfect_Opposite_353

President. He/she becomes president.


ConsiderationDue71

I think I’ll be up all night with this one.


Voidelfmonk

Last , if such a competition existed no one would win in it .


slimau5

No matter what the circumstances are, the biggest loser is always the person who came second


DueMeat2367

Don't know. I am personally running in the procrastinating competion. I still have to register myself. We have until the end of June 2020 for it.


Ivermectin-Addict

There was a tv show about this


psubs07

Well he's the biggest loser, in competition with other losers... You've answered your own question buddy.


TWVer

He’d lose, that’s for sure.


highrouleur

He'd get on the wrong bus/train/plane and miss the competition entirely


[deleted]

First, otherwise he's not the biggest loser in the world. The last one is just a loser but not the biggest.


Insert_the_F2L

He'd probably win by losing.


johnjmcmillion

Bertrand Russell called. He wants his town barber back.


Darkoveran

She would forget to show up.


Fillenintheblanks

I think there was a biggest lower champions seasons but it's been so long I can't remember how it ended. I would try starting there. I used to love that show l, I would get a big bag of fast food l to guilty pleasure eat while they worked there asses off.


patronizingperv

I reckon the top spot in such a competition would not be referred to as 'winning'.


Uriel_dArc_Angel

The biggest loser would be late to the event due to a series of unlucky events and be disqualified...


MadMuffinMan117

Read the medaka box manga to find out


HumpieDouglas

Regardless of which loser comes in first or last, none of them will get sprinkles on their ice cream, because sprinkles are for winners!


Shoshke

He'd come in 2nd. Everyone else aren't as big of loosers and 1st place fucking managed to at leas bag that pitiful trophy. No 2 couldn't even win at being the biggest fucking looser yet is still more of a looser than all other loosers on the show.


towiwakka

A truly paradoxical showerthought!


Yorilulz

He would be second, losing barely the biggest loser competition


Antwar1234

That sounds like a dilemma lol


trysoft_troll

2nd place. 2nd is the first loser.


GammaPhonic

That reminds me of something Ben Crawshaw once said, “there’s something appealingly ironic about coming third in a mediocrity contest”.


shavemejesus

He would come in first and the be immediately stripped of his title.


TiredPanda69

He, while being the actual biggest loser, qould place second because of some technicality. He would outwardly not be the biggest loser, but factually be so. This is like a category theory problem. The solution is that there is always a bigger context in which he can be the biggest loser.


dajaffaman

It would have to be a competition of 3 people, and they would have to come second


PinkLedDoors

Neither they would fall dead center


HALLOWEENYmeany

Reminds me of a singing ingredient competition from years ago like American idol. Except they purposely moved the worst singer forward as if they did well. Then, at the end, they revealed to the "winner" what the show was really about.


ehr7274

If the loser loses the competition, he'd be disqualified from it: if the loser wins the competition, he'd be the winner of losers' competition..


Sure_Cobbler1212

The biggest loser has to come last, even in a competition of losers.


Speed0fSmell

Good question for my cunt neighbor


DoubleTTB22

What's a forfeit count as?


Rupert_18124

Either way, good luck!!


TransDickRater699

They won't show up therefore making them the automatic loser no matter what


kopintzotke

Last would be the coolest loser


DibsOnDubs

Got that whole double negative dilemma going on with this shower thought. Can’t be a loser if you are a winner, so the winner has to be the loser but then they win so didn’t lose.


Falconflyer75

First and then he’d cause a paradox resulting in a tear in the space time continuum ending life as we know it


Godfather251

I guess this is paradox. If X is happening then Y won't happen and if Y won't happen then X won't happen. Am I correct? It confuses my brain, wth!


Couch_Conqueror

Or what about the obscurity of the middle....


syncpulse

Nah he'd pay the entry fee then totally forget to attend. 


OG_Miscreant

Tie for last place, all around


LeBriseurDesBucks

He'd place somewhere in the middle.


Hephaestus_God

It’s like a 2nd place competition. Do you want 1st place or second? Would the second place trophy be larger than the first?


ZeCongola

In this contest I think the "winner" would have to be whoever came in last. So both


InterestingAd6036

They would be whatever the middle is so even in a competition of losers they are still only mediocre


im_dead_sirius

The winning-est move is to not go at all.


alkrk

No, but he'll be the largest.


Nefarious-Haiku

Both as they are an overachiever In lazy.


Ganda1fderBlaue

Probably second place.


Alexastria

He would drop out from the competition because he thinks that he isn't good enough to win.


wiegraffolles

Welcome to Zeno's paradox!


TopCheesecakeGirl

We will see what they write on the Orange Turd’s grave.


1i3to

Are you asking if a loser should win a competition?


Racing_Nowhere

Gives you a second table I kind of like it


French_Road_Tunnel

This is the old Detroit Lions joke. If the NFL replaced the Super Bowl with a contest to see who was the worst team, the Lions would come in 2nd.


eelam_garek

He's place last, because he can't even win that. Someone slightly less loserish would win.


Ghstfce

If the biggest loser in the world won the competition, then they would no longer be the biggest loser in the world.


Chilled_Noivern

You have to come in last to get gold.


Serious-Ad-9471

If the objective is to be a loser, then they’d win


AffectionateCourt939

Ok, this is a subject that I am an authority on, I'm a total loser. I fail at everything, I literally\* never win. Now apparently, its more of a loser trait to be wrong than to actually fail, so if I tell everybody how Im going to fail then it doesn't happen and my delight is ruined by being proven wrong. So the answer is the biggest loser will fail at what ever they set out to do, win or lose. Example: If one were to take all the biggest losers and have them do a 100 yard dash, then the racetrack would be hit during the event by a rouge asteroid killing everyone with in a 20 mile radius of the hypocenter. The loser kingdom is like that. P.S. Slowly going insane trying to figure out a way to do the opposite of my intention. \* *\[* ***lit***-er-uh-lee \] - actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy.


AFatz

This is the kinda thought this sub exists for right here


DJ_Spark_Shot

If it is The Biggest Looser, then first, obviously. 


Busy_Needleworker_29

Am I the only person who thinks he would come first? If he’s first, and somehow wins, and that makes him lose the loser competition because you’re not supposed to be a winner, only a loser? But imagine if he came first, and still lost lmfaooo loserrr


jelloslug

They would not show up. Not showing up would put you behind the last place individual.