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Historical-Bill-100

What in the Handmaid's Tale is going on here?


AttractiveNightmare

She posted “Season of life”. The only people I know that use that term are ultra right, crazy baby making machines. The Duggars, The Bates and the Plaths. I cannot see Chloe trying to pop out 19 kids.


shutupmegmeg

![gif](giphy|MU5ZQDPTw1Kj1EWFKN|downsized)


NeitherTip69

🤣🤣


Low-Resolution-4909

Is she a devote Christian now? Last time I checked she was like licking crystals and shit…pick a side Chloe 😂


dak4f2

Horseshoe theory. Plenty of woo granola anti-vax hippy Christian magas out there.


HalcyonCA

I know several from my past!


Low-Resolution-4909

Ah okay. I only have Reddit so unless it’s on here, I missed it. Lol


Sarah8247

Totally - it’s mind blowing! One of my best friends hits every one minus Christian! It’s been good to not talk politics!


cassiecas88

Definitely. The political spectrum is a circle at the point. All the crazy antivax far lefts moved over to the crazy maga camp.


itsyoursmileandeyes

This is so accurate ![gif](giphy|U56VoSyFD8MFcie2k8)


Icy_Mongoose9407

I am one :) there are tonnnnnns of us, just not on this woke crazy app :):)<3 God Bless!!


VelvetVerdigris

It’s so funny that y’all try to weaponize “woke” as if being asleep/burying your heads in the sand is something to feel proud of 💀


dudemanseriously

Seriously I’m so confused. The book is “The Excellent Wife: A Biblical Perspective”. https://preview.redd.it/uzin6u0lbh3d1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffbfd3cafdc218893b090c7822e9f68c976e1cdd


Low-Resolution-4909

Your detective skills are appreciated, friend. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Quirky-Examination-6

She’s onto her newest shtick to see what will make her money now that the show is over


russtyy_shackleford

She denounced everything holistic and “turned to Jesus” she now posts her and her husband reading the Bible lmao


Even-Education-4608

Yeah her and her husband “realized” all of the new age stuff they were into was actually from The devil and they found god in Christianity and have been saved etc. it’s just very desperate behaviour from two humans searching for meaning and self importance. Organized religion is a very powerful thing that knows how to entrap and brainwash people. I just feel bad for their future child.


getitrightt

That’s a huge assumption, crazy to say you feel bad for her child.


Even-Education-4608

It’s not an assumption. They’ve posted all this shit on social media. And I feel bad for every child born into this world, some more than others.


getitrightt

No, the “desperate behavior from two humans searching for meaning and self importance “ and brainwash part lol. I think she’s much better off tha she was before, no need to bash someone’s happiness


getitrightt

She’s been a Christian for like two years now. Her husband and her mention denouncing the New age and being deceived by it. She seems much happier now and so does Amanda


Puzzleheaded-Fox1197

shes such a fucking self righteous dangerous hypocritical idiot and always will be


Don-Gunvalson

Maybe they should read a book on how to hold a baby, bc that head is hanging


DressySweats

Thank you! I can't believe she posted that pic. Also, Happy Cake Day!! 🎂


Don-Gunvalson

Ooooh it is my Reddit bday! Thank you!!!


Her_big_ole_feet

The only thing I submit to my husband is my list of errands for him to do for me


SkyeTr12

As it should be!


makauf

😂😭


cassiecas88

And my coffee order


bigwatermelonhead

i’m cracking up


FixAggravating266

She always gave me cult vibes


Longjumping_Hornet_7

Makes me sad to see this. The old chloe would never submit or back down to any man.


OrneryYesterday7

Right? Damn. I did not think I could miss the old Chloe who was a veritable shit-stirrer and yet...


Soft-Detail-8398

No kidding!!! Where's that girl who sold out her friend for a designer handbag?!! 🤔 🤣 She was far more devilishly fun to watch than her latest incarnation of a white crayon


Overshareisoverkill

Could not be me.


thefideliuscharm

ugh i knew this was coming when she married him but really hoped it wasn’t. a few quotes from this book: > “God’s will for every wife is that her most important ministry be to her husband.” > “In spite of the husband’s imperfections, God has chosen to place the wife under the authority of her husband.” > “God has always intended for the home to be the wife’s domain.” > “Biblical principles concerning the wife’s submission: 1.) A wife is to be submissive to her husband in all things unless her husband asks her to sin. 2.) A wife is to be submissive even if her husband is not a Christian…” > “The excellent wife is one who ‘opens her mouth in wisdom.’” > “Her husband should be the primary benefactor of his wife’s time and energy, not the recipient of what may be left over at the end of the day. “ > “While it’s alright for her to adorn herself with outward beauty, a godly wife’s first concern is to adorn herself more with inward beauty. You do this by being submissive to your husband with the attitude of a “meek and quiet spirit.”” > “A Christian wife will trust her husband's decisions, even when she may not fully understand or agree with them.” > “Submission is not about being weak or inferior, but about displaying humility and honoring the role that God has given to husbands.” > “The excellent wife seeks to support and encourage her husband in his role as the leader of the family.”


Immediate_Penalty485

https://i.redd.it/20bb365cli3d1.gif


midnitemuzing

This was perfect 😂😂😂


midnitemuzing

What the ACTUAL fuck


VelvetVerdigris

BAAARRFFFF


Soft-Detail-8398

https://preview.redd.it/tf9jah2l9k5d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5383ab23ba41a30619408e4a27ffae0ac05414


russtyy_shackleford

Absolutely deranged.


deloslabinc

I'd rather be forced to endure the humiliation of using a dome lid for every coffee I drink for the rest of my life than post or say the phrase "submitting to my husband"


Belle8158

What do you call a dork who lacks intelligence? Because that's who Chloe married. A dumbass dork with a sociopathic personality. What the hell does she see in that less than mediocre asshat?


Clothes_Plane

She is also a mediocre asshat so.


Timely-Position-565

Ummm eww what in the 1800s is this


whoisshe2222

Over my dead body am I “submitting” to A N Y O N E


Spunkyzoe99

JFC looks like a meeting of sister wives


nextotherone

Well this is alarming.


mehowa08

This is so gross 🤢


Clothes_Plane

I live in Sarasota. She is a religious nut job now that basically says - unless you are extreme religious hardcore Jesus follower - you are wrong and the devil. It’s call the ultimate narcissist. Oh and she still owns her husband’s balls.


sweetrthancheesecake

That last part 🤣🤣🤣 sounds like maybe she does need the class then lmao. She always gave me the vibes of like the wannabe popular type that’s just a jealous bully. She reminds me of Francine from the kids show Arthur lol


AbbreviationsSingle9

Yikes.


CandidNumber

Of course she is because he’s a fkng creep and looks like a cult leader. This mindset is so toxic and only leads to abuse and control


Southern-Fried-Biker

“Submit” is my trigger word. Not happening.


themeparkgurl

never could be me yuck


Dazzling-Shape-9389

When she started going all “spiritual girl” (aka spiritual bypassing / metaphysical capitalism) I knew she was one step away from cult life… looks like ✝️ is her cult of choice 🙃


Immediate_Penalty485

https://preview.redd.it/mssznjf2ki3d1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d73f19b6340bba24092259724693b48c043ffb4


USAF_Retired2017

She’s doing it wrong. They’re supposed to love and submit to us right? That’s what mine does anyway. 😂. JK. Joint partnership blah blah blah.


schwartzeebubba

Chloe w her power house personality submitting to her husband I didn’t have This on my any year bingo card. Sad girl.


babybingen

:/


Linkanism6319

What the actual F?!


CanderIsntSlander

Her and her husband probably watch Andrew Tate videos on the reg


samarasage333

She went from ✨blessed be🌙✨ to 🙏🏼god speed🙏🏼


AssistDapper1813

Ahh good ol’ meth eyes


molleensmrs

Wow, she’s even nuttier than I thought.


gnrfan69

What a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

This is giving Cult.


Standard_Pitch6855

just really interesting how much some women hate themselves (also damn girl support the neck???)


FearlessNectarine20

Bleck!!!


dak4f2

That's Christianity, heck any Abrahamic religion, for you. 


silkson1cmach1ne

SUBMIT????


edithmsedgwick

The only submission to her husband she should be doing is submitting her credit card bills to him for payment.


Banana8686

🤮


Kindly_Personality_9

wtf…I’ve been married for 30 years a little teen mom bride lmaoo who was raised to submit and sorry that’s bullshit and just barbaric. Why? Hell no. Especially some of these men out here hahaha submit to that I don’t fucking think so. 💀💀


coffee0verdose

lol I knew the girl who posted this very well in highschool, quite a character


sweetrthancheesecake

Tell us more 😂


NotSpaghettiTuesday

Fuck THAT!


75artina

It's back to the 50s with all of us! :( #underhiseye


Ironicquesadilla9

They read one book over several months? Doesn’t sound like a typical book club.


TheBulkyModel

![gif](giphy|xT9IguxOugw6KwaANy|downsized) ima head out


TheBulkyModel

![gif](giphy|5z6670TmQrZvV2T33g|downsized) this is more appropriate


willieforpresident

Chloe will do anything to convince herself she’s in the right and a good person.


Ok_Yesterday7291

oh lawd, Chloe the tradwife


Intelligent_Back_951

Why do they all look alike though?


beesneez

Poor girl is lost


ConstantLobster8349

Eewwwww


Ok_Lawyer_6609

Woof.


lilboochi

Scary


evers12

Of course she is she has zero brain cells


whatsupbitchhh

Bring back messy Chloe who got punched in the nose


lauriella_

Qhloe is still Qhloeing I see.


VelvetVerdigris

Wait didn’t she and her husband start a business that was based in new age stuff? Is that just kaput now? Anyone remember the name of the brand?


sweetrthancheesecake

Emerald Ray lol


VelvetVerdigris

Ahhhh!!! Thank you


Logical_Doughnut_66

Yikes


VelvetVerdigris

Why do so many people confuse woman/women?? Also SUBMIT TO OUR HUSBANDS?? Her husband is such a weird little weasel… whaaaaaat?!!?!


forevertram23

May the Lord open


ashhal90

I 100% think she’s in a cult


PurplePunchPrincess6

Idc what anyone says Chris is gay


midnitemuzing

Plot twist: he and Sam play in the closet together 🙃


Inmyopinion411

I beg your finest pardon?!?! What?!?!


bnklady

Ewwww


fanficlady

Is she trying to be Christian famous or is she genuinely being lead down a bad path


Ok_Statistician_7802

Learning to submit to our husbands in 2024 is wild


EponymousRocks

Why does her lifestyle annoy so many people? Who is she hurting by following this type of lifestyle? She is no longer on your TV, so the only way to know what she is doing is to seek it out. So why do you?


thatskelp

> Who is she hurting by following this type of lifestyle? Well, this type of "lifestyle" hurts quite a few people, and she's promoting it, so...


EponymousRocks

She lives in America, where she is free to pursue whatever kind of lifestyle she wants. As is every other woman who does so. People who follow her must agree with her; if you're following her just to complain about what she posts, you're giving her more exposure than she would otherwise have had. Sharing her posts on social media gives her more exposure. If you think it's harmful, let her fade into oblivion.


ElectronicSea4143

It hurts women and children. These morons are voting to take away our rights.


EponymousRocks

The women are choosing it. And, newsflash: if it was just these extreme people voting, your rights would be intact. To stop the rights that you're worrying about from eroding, you need to look a lot farther than the obvious extremists in the front, and ask yourself why people are voting the way they do.


Clothes_Plane

She is a hypothetical pos that’s why. Stfu


EponymousRocks

Hypothetical? You think she's not real?


Prestigious-Trash324

It isn’t about submission in the common conception, it’s about respect. Abuse is not accepted. It’s about not invalidating your husband in front of others and respecting each others views/honoring your marriage/trusting God.


Mysterious_View4415

Girl bye


Prestigious-Trash324

You can be respectful and still be independent & honoring the marriage goes both ways, but ok, just continue to think negatively. Bye 🤷🏻‍♀️😕


Less_Job9771

I hear you, but you’re wasting your time trying to explain on this Reddit chain- as far as they’re concerned they hear “submit” and immediately think “slave”- someone here said the only thing she submits to her husband is a list of errands; is he her slave when he’s running errands? (Of course not) lol save your breath sis.


Prestigious-Trash324

Yeah, it’s just negative connotations with extreme religious people driving the pushback on “submission”. I don’t “submit” to my husband but I do respect him, don’t degrade him in front of others.. we can hold those conversations in private. We can and do disagree on things. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Less_Job9771

lol you described submitting to your husband in a roundabout way- I guess the word comes with preconceived notions and baggage as you’ve rightly pointed out.


Prestigious-Trash324

If so, he submits to me too then 🤷🏻‍♀️


Less_Job9771

If he’s providing and protecting his family of course that means he’s in submission; it’s a two way street. I blame the over zealous evangelicals they’ve given “submission” a bad name. Edit: providing and protecting means different things to everyone.


Prestigious-Trash324

100% agree


Taltal11

Submit: accept or yield to a superior force or to the authority or will of another person. "the original settlers were forced to submit to Bulgarian rule"


Unusual_Attitude9640

Can’t explain this to people who aren’t willing to understand it. It’s like feeding meat to a baby. It can’t be digested. But I agree with you.


ElectronicSea4143

That’s not what it’s about. Get your head out of your ass before it’s too late.


Prestigious-Trash324

So what’s it about then? I guarantee that you know nothing about my marriage. You can be religious and not be hateful.