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You're talking to the Rolex wearin, Baby slippin, WHOOO Wheelin dealin, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun. And he's going to have a hard time holdin these alligators down.
Regardless of his past failures or successes, he still felt like a god in that moment
Edit: I doubt the comment above was deleted by it's content. I think it was deleted because the account got banned. They joked about how many kids the dad had, where they guessed this was the 4th by the reflexes
Mowing gets done on Monday then Friday on the zero turn that's financed so I can diddle with the wife Saturday night spider monkey and Sunday morning missionary. Tuesday and Thursday it's that surprise big spoon to bean flick from behind into munch town then wild dog. Anyways, that's the mowing schedule.
There's always room for butt stuff and edging the lawn and trimming the hedges and trimming the edges if you know what I mean because sometimes the car will get hit by bush pubes and scratch it.
the 42 shirt guy makes the video for me.
hes looking down for the kid, probably horrified. Then does the math on the way back up and obviously cant fucking believe what he just saw.
dude woulda had the same reaction even if superman flew in to catch the baby instead. 100% pure awe. No capacity for more.
I can't remember what game I was watching with my dad when I was a kid.
But I can vividly remember Don Cherry saying "Don't read his lips kids" and my dad busting out laughing.
I miss that crazy old bastard.
*Edit: Don Cherry btw, my dad is alive and well thankfully.*
I try to find references when I can, but I didn't have much luck with this video when I was looking at it earlier. Sorry. Because personally I don't like the fact that it's inside the black caption box.
But if you happen to have the original, I'd love to see that as well.
You can see the horror on the pops face in the black shirt, don't think he is related but he is ready to catch the girl. Omg that is so dangerous and she is far too young to risk a fall, dude could have changed the direction of his daughters life or ended it for a fkn baseball. š¤¦āāļø
The beer, the front row seats, the outfit, the baby,
My guy is the most dad dad I have ever seen with legendary dad skills , probably unlocked the dad skills after 1 or 2 pre playthroughs, and is on his 3rd playthorugh with unlockable skills and outfits
Watch the old dudes face sitting right behind the dad, when dad raises a beer to, I guess not dropping the baby. That old man's face cringes hard he can't believe what he's seeing.
Like a squirrel that instantly calculates its landing spot, (thanks Mark Rober) he calculated that he could safely drop the baby and catch her in his other arm. It allowed him to successfully protect the three Bs that are so important to all fathers, baby, bear and baseball! Not only that but he calculated a perfect drop to baptize the next bear drinking generation with you few drops. Well done dad, well done.
This is cool af
But I imagine the grown up kid watching this and feeling proud he now has a robot that does all the baby stuff to his newborn while doing laundry, cooking and cleaning, at the same time.
Upon further review, I believe the baby is standing on the lap of the old man sitting down, leaning against the dad and slipped when he went to make the catch. The father was not holding the baby prior to the catch. No penalty in the stands.
This isnāt a good moment? The dad was careless and almost dropped his child for a ball. Iām glad it didnāt happen, but this couldāve been a tragedy.
It looks like the baby is standing on the row of seats in front of them and leaning against the dad. He didn't drop the baby and catch her. He let her go and she lost her balance.
Unfortunately on the way home he gets a DUI because he can't understand (let's face it none of us can when we see it on cop cam shows) the extremely complicated directions for the "optional" field sobriety test.
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Peak dad performance, he needs steroid testing.
Baby slipping, beer firm in his hand
Priorities, man...
He could make another kid, but he can't un spill that beer....š¤£š¤£š¤£
You're talking to the Rolex wearin, Baby slippin, WHOOO Wheelin dealin, limousine riding, jet flying son of a gun. And he's going to have a hard time holdin these alligators down.
and in the end he even raised the beer higher as if to say, look at my save!
It's just r/dadreflexes
You can run a full toxicology report after his wife fucking murders him for pulling that move lol
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Regardless of his past failures or successes, he still felt like a god in that moment Edit: I doubt the comment above was deleted by it's content. I think it was deleted because the account got banned. They joked about how many kids the dad had, where they guessed this was the 4th by the reflexes
In that momentā¦ he was
And only because he caught the ball. If he missed the ball this would be an entirely different situation
Or the baby!
It was the trifecta (ball, baby, beer) that made him the god. Any other outcome would have been just another day at the ball park.
Don't know what dude said and deleted but because of my dad I'd say " priorities of a high functioning alcoholic in slow motion"
We know kid number 1 was never going to be a doctor anyway š
Kid number 1 is like āWish I was that ball, dad would have never dropped meā lol hahaha š
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the others were drop tested so that this one can make it through college
Bro that's 6, he barely spilt any beer.
He must have spares, considering he choose to drop the kid rather then the beer!
Perfect comment right here
Super dad. Heās good at drinking beer, catching his kids, and taking naps after mowing the lawn on SaturdayĀ
Men just want 4 things, and those things are forking wholesome.
Shirt yeah
Motherflocking right!
u forgot blowjobs, and fried chicken
Mowing gets done on Sunday
Mowing gets done on Monday then Friday on the zero turn that's financed so I can diddle with the wife Saturday night spider monkey and Sunday morning missionary. Tuesday and Thursday it's that surprise big spoon to bean flick from behind into munch town then wild dog. Anyways, that's the mowing schedule.
Great schedule!
There's always room for butt stuff and edging the lawn and trimming the hedges and trimming the edges if you know what I mean because sometimes the car will get hit by bush pubes and scratch it.
The sheer amazement in the face of the dude with the black shirt is awesome to watch in slo-mo
True. Wish the video went on for 2 more secondsā¦arms raised in victory!
the 42 shirt guy makes the video for me. hes looking down for the kid, probably horrified. Then does the math on the way back up and obviously cant fucking believe what he just saw. dude woulda had the same reaction even if superman flew in to catch the baby instead. 100% pure awe. No capacity for more.
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Look at the guy with the moustache below him, looks like the opposite reaction lol
I can make out the beginning of a stream of invectives from his lips. We'll never know how deep his vocabulary goes.
I can't remember what game I was watching with my dad when I was a kid. But I can vividly remember Don Cherry saying "Don't read his lips kids" and my dad busting out laughing. I miss that crazy old bastard. *Edit: Don Cherry btw, my dad is alive and well thankfully.*
I like the old that looks like he is calling him a stupid bastars
I can read lips a little bit. Looks like he's saying "ah jeeeeeezzzussssss" which I can only assume is followed by Christ after the video cuts.
The woman said š®
I mean itās genuinely one of the top five athletic feats Iāve ever seen. If I was that observer Iād talk about it like the time I saw Kobe.
Kid was laughing the whole time
And yet, Mom *won't* be laughing
That is not a lie haha
No shit, his daughter won't love this one either when he shows it hundreds of times in her future.
I think sheāll be okay
And both grandmas
Looks more like she's crying tbh (... is it going over my head?)
You should always show a video at normal speed THEN slowmo the parts AFTER. Way more perspective, way more impressive.
OP u/Icy-Book2999, this is a very good advice. Unless you took the video from somewhere without any reference.
I try to find references when I can, but I didn't have much luck with this video when I was looking at it earlier. Sorry. Because personally I don't like the fact that it's inside the black caption box. But if you happen to have the original, I'd love to see that as well.
These comments would absolutely be different if he caught the ball but dropped the baby lol
Or if he told the baby to hold his beer?...
Or if he caught the ball with the baby
Or if the baby caught the ball (with it's face)
Honestly, would have been easy to kick the baby back up into your hands. Wouldnāt even hit the ground, just hackey sack it.
Or dropped the baby, and the beer, and the ball
So, statistically, the exact opposite of what happened.
A soul for a soul
Typically comments will be different if a different thing happens
Well....duh
Mom at home watching the news later that evening ROBERT GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
Another baby was made that night.
You can see the horror on the pops face in the black shirt, don't think he is related but he is ready to catch the girl. Omg that is so dangerous and she is far too young to risk a fall, dude could have changed the direction of his daughters life or ended it for a fkn baseball. š¤¦āāļø
Brings new meaning to the word āmultitaskingā, this dude rocks!
That guy was making a dive for the babyā¦ good man tbh
Good old man. š
The guy behind was in total awe
This is an all-time fan catch. Beer in one hand, baby in the other arm. Flawless execution 10/10
Everything is downhill from this moment on.
This would always be the greatest moment of my life and I'm fine with that.
The beer, the front row seats, the outfit, the baby, My guy is the most dad dad I have ever seen with legendary dad skills , probably unlocked the dad skills after 1 or 2 pre playthroughs, and is on his 3rd playthorugh with unlockable skills and outfits
You have just witnessed a DAD at his Maximum Level š Definitely not his first kid š
he is truly the chosen one.
Watch the old dudes face sitting right behind the dad, when dad raises a beer to, I guess not dropping the baby. That old man's face cringes hard he can't believe what he's seeing.
Song?
The Batman (Michael Giacchino). Itās the theme from the 2022 Batman movie
Gravity has NOTHING on the speed of dad š§
Who said men can't muti task...
Not all heroes wear capes.
10 out of 10 dad skills! Let's go!
Chefs be like
Don't underestimate the impact of the slope of the Dad gut. That baby wasn't going anywhere.
Priorities
If he gets signed as an outfielder, should he have the baby with him in the field?
Of course! Who else will hold his beer?!
Vishnu standing in the corner with all arms crossed rolling his eyes.
Legend
Literally "hold my beer... wait, actually don't"
Thatās no dude, thatās a Dad!
Fucking legend
Priorities! Am I right fellas?
Ball, Baby, Beer Caught all three
The chosen one
Kid is going to have a still picture of that video in his home one day. Epic moment with Dad!
Dude of the year
He is the chosen ONE āļø
"Glass" of beer? Wtf. That's a fucking cup.
An inspiration to all of us fathers! š
This is what makes America great.
Old guy in the back in the middle of saying "JESUS"
Budweiser would like to present Real American Heros
Merica!
The funniest part of this for me is the guy staring at him with the expression of "holy shit"
Hahaha fuck man, the look on the old guys face in the row behind him says it all
anyone notice paw paw in the background nearly having a heart attack š
Legend. Absolute legend.
What song is this?
r/ninjascaughtoncamera
Sign him up & give him a nice fat contract!!
Neo
Here, don't hold my beer.šš¤
beer > baby
He could've just left it
SipsBeer
I know this is reckless but what a legend!
Wife and kid Iām sure love this clip to pieces.
Thatās a manās man right there
Beer and souvenir > Child safety = This guy
Proper priorities. 1. Beer, 2. Ball, 3. Child
Don't cost nothin' to make a baby. That beer is $11. The ball is priceless.
The force is strong with this subject big dick energy
Could definitely use this guy in the Rockies
Like a squirrel that instantly calculates its landing spot, (thanks Mark Rober) he calculated that he could safely drop the baby and catch her in his other arm. It allowed him to successfully protect the three Bs that are so important to all fathers, baby, bear and baseball! Not only that but he calculated a perfect drop to baptize the next bear drinking generation with you few drops. Well done dad, well done.
So.. he didn't drop the kid.
And Still Holding the Beer!
His wife is gonna be PISSED when she sees this.
This is cool af But I imagine the grown up kid watching this and feeling proud he now has a robot that does all the baby stuff to his newborn while doing laundry, cooking and cleaning, at the same time.
God mode lvl achieved! Here is your badge š»
I miss Blaseball
This is Legendary level.
Legendary
dad bod
He should be on the 10 dollar bill
This is what a nat 20 looks like in real life
Who still got it?
As American as you can get.
Peak fatherhood
beer baby and ball
Love how reddit praises this guy but severely beat down the other post about having a sick child in the hospital on their birthday.
True American hero
But does he have range?
There can only be one... Outfielder!!!
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In what order are his priorities?
the kid doesnt move until the dad ducks down so hes attached somehow or supported a different way
DADest of all Dads ...
Arizona, take a bow! Way to represent
Ight heās a champ for barely spilling any beer.
Love the dudes thought process. Clearly he assumed it would be easier to recatch the baby than the beer and I love how quickly he made the decision.
Ok fuck baseball but that was fuckin' amazin'.
Science canāt explain this!! Phenomenal!
10/10
Upon further review, I believe the baby is standing on the lap of the old man sitting down, leaning against the dad and slipped when he went to make the catch. The father was not holding the baby prior to the catch. No penalty in the stands.
Mad skills!
imagine his arm was like 3 inches more to the right on the come down and and he spiked the fuckin baby
A perfect example of success bias
Least powerful baseball fan.
This isnāt a good moment? The dad was careless and almost dropped his child for a ball. Iām glad it didnāt happen, but this couldāve been a tragedy.
That dude is a legend
Iāve seen this one a couple times now but it constantly impresses me. This is the greatest fan catch of all time!
All dads can identify with this, no matter what culture, country, creed, color.... this is transcendent!
This is prime dad mode
Release Catch x 2 All with not spilling any beer in the other hand
No one would believe this if it werenāt on video. You can see it on the lady face behind the guys with the skills that clearly pay the bills
King!!
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He didn't drop the baby, just place her in his belly for a moment.
All dads have a recessive gene that gives us super human reflexes. My son rolled off the couch when he was 6months and I caught him with one foot
The mustached man behind him was pissed at the negligence
Gramps was so concerned he might drop his beer
Andā¦ Thatās why I want this dude piloting my plane
In order of importance: 1) beer, 2)ball, 3)baby.
The secret is the power belly that helps hold the kid long enough to recatch them.Ā
It looks like the baby is standing on the row of seats in front of them and leaning against the dad. He didn't drop the baby and catch her. He let her go and she lost her balance.
Peak dad moment
/r/nextfuckinglevel š³
Mad respect!
Dude should play the lottery
Strongest avenger
How was that kid floating like that?
I feel like the risk to reward ratio isn't very good here but man took it and did well
āJezussh kryshhtā the guy with the white mustache.
Dadest man alive
That guy in the cap behind him solemnly bowing to the prowess
The old man in front and the young guy behind him. Duality of man type stuff
Damn I wish that was my dad
Legend
Unfortunately on the way home he gets a DUI because he can't understand (let's face it none of us can when we see it on cop cam shows) the extremely complicated directions for the "optional" field sobriety test.
A true legend and hero
The daughter is standing on the back of the chair. She just fell as he caught it. Still a 10 but not possible to fully let her go and catch her again.
Physics
id fight for this man
This guy practices the ancient philosophy of not throwing the baby out OR the beer water.
Literally sipped tea to this
I mean, he paid $15 for the beer. The baby was free
LEGEND