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Yeah, that wouldn't help. Surface is important. Once moving they'll cope with some bumps, but at the transition is going to be tricky.
I have used them on non ideal surfaces, but they're better on smooth indoor surfaces. I once saw a video from someone showing how great they are for getting around an airport quickly (probably best to walk near the security checks though).
Agreed. We really need to push calling that thing that’s always snorting around the political arena EmptyG, and give the Magic:The Gathering peeps back their intialism.
Oh it's that dude, I remember that video. Quite a good one. His body acting impersonation skills are impressive. Especially with the ace ventura one cause 1. All those moves looked hard as hell to pull off and 2. That looked exactly like ace ventura. Like spot on. You can see that character so clearly there.
My friend had them and was trying to impress some girls at the mall. He ate shit in front of them, hard. Once I knew he wasn't injured I laughed for like 3 hours.
He was doing fine running in them. It was trying to roll he messed up. I've owned them as a generally uncoordinated adult, the only fall I had was due to trying to get a tow from.someone on a a bicycle who didn't know what a sensible speed for them was. Even then I've had worse falls from riding a bike or ice-skating.
If he'd pulled that off I would have been too weak and bought a pair.
I'm 24, never had them in my life. I want a pair badly but I'm ngl id probably only use them to make my mates kids jealous.
bought a pair at 21 to satisfy my younger child. theyre a ton of fun, but super inconvenient most of the time. they were a blast for about a week, and theyve sat in my closet ever since.
worth. every. penny.
I'm older now, but I had a pair when I was 26 and thought it was hilarious until I hit some wonky pavement and went down like a sack of drunk potatoes. Scrapes all over your hands and a sprained wrist hit different when you have to work the next day
Imagine a red crayon: you drag it on a rough surface and out comes red wax. The crayon has lost its original shape, too: it has flat spots instead of a nice point.
Now pretend the walking, talking bag of meat is a crayon being dragged across asphalt. What color comes out? Has the meat crayon changed shape in any meaningful way by this encounter? What did the meat crayon leave behind on the asphalt?
A crayon draws on paper by having bits of itself scraped off via friction.
A human at sufficient velocity can be used as a crayon on concrete, a meat crayon if you will.
We had a wheely kid in high school… he had Heelys with the rolly backpack and he would zoom around campus with headphones on while evading campus security, who always told him no Heelys.
Dude needed to chill and leave some hoes for the rest of us tbh
i like how the most dangerous things that he couldn't go without protective gear on were the chairs. not the ice skates, not the heelies that he literally fell with, but the chairs.
This is Daniel LaBelle, whose content is mainly centered around stuff like stunts, videos like these, or imaginary scenarios like “if people skipped instead of walked”. I recommend checking out his YouTube or Insta.
I found him early in his career, when he started "if people lagged in real life" about 3 years ago and was at like 100-200k subs? and I just checked his youtube channel and...
He's at fucking 30 mil now? Dang, I expected something like 2-4 mil. Honestly it's deserved, his content was gold from the start.
/looks out window.
'Babe, looks he's at it again'
'Whats he wearing this time?'
'Um....hard to tell....extension cords I think?'
'Just close the curtains and lock the door
Are we absolutely certain he doesn't moonlight as a stripper or prostitute? One doesn't just wake up one morning, able to sprint in hooker heels like this.
If I had a gf, she would have heard me say "ooought" in reaction to the end of the video and asked me what I was watching and then I would have showed her this video.
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I love how he wore safety gear just for the chairs.
Its too unsafe to stand on chairs!
But not to run in heels, imagine rolling an ankle
And eats it in heelies
That was what surprised me. Enough coordination to run in anything, can't do a.basic roll in heelys. It's a different skill, but not that hard.
I think he hit a crack in the road surface?
Yeah, that wouldn't help. Surface is important. Once moving they'll cope with some bumps, but at the transition is going to be tricky. I have used them on non ideal surfaces, but they're better on smooth indoor surfaces. I once saw a video from someone showing how great they are for getting around an airport quickly (probably best to walk near the security checks though).
I bet he’s wishing he had worn some of that with the heely’s
This dude sprints faster than me while wearing trash cans on his feet.
i should wear trash cans on my feet so i can be as fast as him
I don’t call them trash cans. I call them MTG’s.
Saddens me that the acronym for Magic the Gathering has been tarnished so.
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Agreed. We really need to push calling that thing that’s always snorting around the political arena EmptyG, and give the Magic:The Gathering peeps back their intialism.
Made me giggle that heelys were his downfall.
This dude sprints faster than me while wearing roller skates on his feet
Babe wake up, new terminator just dropped
This guy could probably catch me with small chairs strapped to his feet.
This guys neighbors during all of this must have been absolutely lost
Nope, this guy does all kinds of stupid tiktok shit... His neighbors know him well by now.
Kid neighbor: "MOM! THE WEIRD ADULT IS RUNNING AROUND AGAIN!" Neighbor mom: "HONEY, DON'T LOOK!" Kid: "Too late, mom." *starts tying mommy's toys on his feet*
Imma show off my quicks with these rubber d…
...icks.
..Sporting goods shoes.
That I wear on my penis.
...sharpened finally. Now I can get back to writing.
and drawing furry- [[comment removed by sheer number of downvotes]]
Drawing furry-ously ^^^^I ^^^^will ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out
Man, I really miss that meme. So good...
This is far less annoying than lots of things on tiktok
I follow him on Instagram. Daniel LaBelle. His schtick is doing everything as fast as possible with a straight face.
Imagine him running by Slv_Sounds on some random street, unstoppable force vs immovable object
I have no idea who that is, but I'll take your word for it.
Probably watching him through the blinds, clicking their tongues, "Wat he doin"
audition as tom cruise's double?
He can run full speed in 9inch fucking heels…. No. That ***IS*** Tom Cruise.
No, Tom Cruise can do that because of his Thetan powers! He should even be able to fly at the level he’s at (they actually believe that)
The ballet move—Elegance. 🩰
[here's more](https://youtube.com/shorts/TE7YjiQZpZo?si=bvCVfbaUeJ9mpKwN)
Oh it's that dude, I remember that video. Quite a good one. His body acting impersonation skills are impressive. Especially with the ace ventura one cause 1. All those moves looked hard as hell to pull off and 2. That looked exactly like ace ventura. Like spot on. You can see that character so clearly there.
Yeah the ace ventura one is hilarious
He actually does a great tom cruise run
I used to know this guy, he's definitely short enough 👍
I also used to know this guy. Still do, but I used to too.
The boxing shoes to boxing gloves change got me.
I was waiting for something to top that.
Missed the opportunity to follow it up with "boxes"
And then boxer shorts
Strong Bad, how do you ~~type~~ run with boxing gloves on?
It was the roller skates that got me. Just full out running but not going anywhere 😂
I knew heely's were unsafe!!!
My mom was right all along.
My friend had them and was trying to impress some girls at the mall. He ate shit in front of them, hard. Once I knew he wasn't injured I laughed for like 3 hours.
I love how this proves how unsafe heelys are - man can run in anything but
r/redditsniper
Goddammit he’s
r/redditsniper (no scoped)
He was doing fine running in them. It was trying to roll he messed up. I've owned them as a generally uncoordinated adult, the only fall I had was due to trying to get a tow from.someone on a a bicycle who didn't know what a sensible speed for them was. Even then I've had worse falls from riding a bike or ice-skating.
Oof, the heelies.
If he'd pulled that off I would have been too weak and bought a pair. I'm 24, never had them in my life. I want a pair badly but I'm ngl id probably only use them to make my mates kids jealous.
Why else would you get them if not partly to make the other kids jealous?
bought a pair at 21 to satisfy my younger child. theyre a ton of fun, but super inconvenient most of the time. they were a blast for about a week, and theyve sat in my closet ever since. worth. every. penny.
Right? I had some as a kid and felt the urge a couple years ago. It was like $40 and I had a blast for a few weeks
I'm older now, but I had a pair when I was 26 and thought it was hilarious until I hit some wonky pavement and went down like a sack of drunk potatoes. Scrapes all over your hands and a sprained wrist hit different when you have to work the next day
This dude just saved your ass AND your knees
He knows how to fall though. I would probably meat crayon my knees
I’m scared to ask but what is meat crayon
Imagine a red crayon: you drag it on a rough surface and out comes red wax. The crayon has lost its original shape, too: it has flat spots instead of a nice point. Now pretend the walking, talking bag of meat is a crayon being dragged across asphalt. What color comes out? Has the meat crayon changed shape in any meaningful way by this encounter? What did the meat crayon leave behind on the asphalt?
Oh…
Google falling on knees.
holy hell
A crayon draws on paper by having bits of itself scraped off via friction. A human at sufficient velocity can be used as a crayon on concrete, a meat crayon if you will.
And if you are still not sure there is a sub, that I won't link with the name meat crayon that will show you what it is.
We had a wheely kid in high school… he had Heelys with the rolly backpack and he would zoom around campus with headphones on while evading campus security, who always told him no Heelys. Dude needed to chill and leave some hoes for the rest of us tbh
the fuckin neighbor is running up and down the street in nonsense again
i like how the most dangerous things that he couldn't go without protective gear on were the chairs. not the ice skates, not the heelies that he literally fell with, but the chairs.
I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he ate shit several times during many of the takes and the chairs hurt the most
MFs always tryin' to rollerskate uphill
Easy there snipes
Budget treadmill
I thought for sure the extension cords woulda wiped him out
understandable
This is Daniel LaBelle, whose content is mainly centered around stuff like stunts, videos like these, or imaginary scenarios like “if people skipped instead of walked”. I recommend checking out his YouTube or Insta.
He does seem to have infinite stamina ngl. Like a squirell on drugs
I found him early in his career, when he started "if people lagged in real life" about 3 years ago and was at like 100-200k subs? and I just checked his youtube channel and... He's at fucking 30 mil now? Dang, I expected something like 2-4 mil. Honestly it's deserved, his content was gold from the start.
His neighbors got to be like, WTF is this guy doing!?
Except they could see the camera so it would be obvious unless they had never heard of social media somehow
I laughed from Boxing Gloves until 30 seconds after the video ended. That was great.
I will never cease to be amazed at his control over his body.
Dude is begging for a life altering injury
I cringed so hard at the ice skates, poor babies!
I was scrolling for this comment, it hurt my soul watching that.
how am i not surprised that ski boots \*didnt make the list
It hurts to see someone running in skis on asphalt
Wayyy more entertaining than originally thought
Ahh the things people do for clout has no bounds.
This guy's only joke is him running like a weirdo.
yeah those heelies will get ya
I still ponder why we make stupid people famous.
Now Legos
When your mom says she outside with groceries so you have to put on shoes but can't find your regular shoes
Must be a cruise fan
That man will survive any scary situation of a horror film
/looks out window. 'Babe, looks he's at it again' 'Whats he wearing this time?' 'Um....hard to tell....extension cords I think?' 'Just close the curtains and lock the door
The ballet jump killed me bruh
Ruined a pair of skates and skis for clicks. FOH
I physically cringed away when I saw the skates
Glad I wasn't the only one
I can't still walk with high heels
Same.
The way my heart fucking D R O P P E D, when he fell. God damn, at the speed he was going that must have fucking hurt.
Well, thank you for reminding me how out of shape I am.
Oddly entertaining
The fucking trash can lmfao
This guy has some actual skill damn
Well those ice skates are shot
[Daniel.labelle](https://www.tiktok.com/@daniel.labelle?_t=8mziIWL3KfQ&_r=1) on TikTok. His athleticism is insane
Dude got some balance
boxing gloves and books are my favorites.
I guess you could say he was... booking it
First time I have ever seen a person wearing chairs.
is he fast or does he just look fast
how about Huaraches da Mexican es sandals carnala
Had me at boxing gloves…😂
Me when my wife says let's go to the bedroom
Do it with baseball cleats 🥴
don't listen to this video with your eyes closed 💀😏
He was scared of running in the ski boots so figured throw the skis on for safety
This guy runs.
Fit
Why is he not doing the Naruto run in the Japanese shoes?
How’s this guy doing this?!
When your mom says to hurry she’s headed in with groceries
Impressive! Moon shoes next? 👍😁
I have a feeling the cracked road is because of him lol
why is he doing it on this gravelly street specifically
I got tired just watching him.
Extension cords gave me anxiety
Honestly impressive he only ate shit with the Heelies
Dude needs to raise his arms higher 😂
Trash cans got me 😂
road rash hurts some, don't it 😝
I need to see who is chasing him on some of these
I used to call cap on anime when someone would scrap with those Japanese clogs at full speed ( *cough* Jiraiya) now I know it’s real.
My lower lip and front teeth were bitten off and fell out preemptively with the extension cords. I have new things to wish for Christmas now.
Jackie Chan would be proud!
This guy is a good runner!
I'm in my thirties. I purchased heelies recently. They might be the most dangerous things I own.
Poor guy. He didn’t see that pebble when he was wearing the heelies.
Yes fucking run forest run now wear those heels every day all day at work for 50 years Thank you hero
The ten inch heels 🔥🔥
This just continued to get more unhinged and I love it
That's actually pretty damn cool.
This man terrifies me
What about cement blocks at the bottom of a river?
Are we absolutely certain he doesn't moonlight as a stripper or prostitute? One doesn't just wake up one morning, able to sprint in hooker heels like this.
It took chairs as shoes for him to put on a helmet
As someone who just rolled the same ankle for the second time in 3 years.. This makes me feel great anxiety just watching it lol
Got me at "Books."
This dude’s feet must be trashed.
This made me so uncomfortable. Man learned magic from Ussop
It’s the real life samurai Jack
Damn I'm high off a joint and he turned into a computer animation before my very eyes
Oh I know I did
If I had a gf, she would have heard me say "ooought" in reaction to the end of the video and asked me what I was watching and then I would have showed her this video.
So that’s what my upstairs neighbors are doing
AT first I thought extension cords were blood from his feet.
I assume the chair was filmed after the heelies?
Was about to say how impressive it was that he never falls, but those heelys rocked him pretty hard
Youch
Is the cameraman keeping up with this dude?
Roller skates had my dying lmao
If he had more a plan for getting speed on the heelys wheels then he would have succeeded in getting swap more efficiently at that moment
Why are the roads so fucked?
Bro graduated with a BA in running.
If a woman ever complained about walking in heels, I'd show her this video.
I lost it at roller skates lol, very good
I had my inhaler just in case I almost Used it
That was worth watching to the end
u/savevideo
What no snow shoes?
I get wimpy and weepy after 100 steps on an incline treadmill. The determination on his face in each passing scene is more and more enraging.
This guys will have no knees in 2 years
This guy runs like Tom Cruise; trained and fast as fuck.
r/oddlysatisfying
The disparity in energy level between me and this guy is criminal
Why do the back of knees react when I watch this, like a tingle or sympathetic reaction?
How did he not die with the extension cords?
"When I catch you Ricky"
Needs more training with the skis, he was pretty slow
Tom Cruise training for the next Mission Impossible installment
Well those skates will never work again. I played hockey for a little while, and that was painful to watch.
Ya get there faster if ya hurry!
u/savevideo
I've always wondered how that super hyper ADHD kid from 2nd grade turned out