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Anorak_Blazier

I love how he wore safety gear just for the chairs.


Snakefishin

Its too unsafe to stand on chairs!


Wonderful_Mud_420

But not to run in heels, imagine rolling an ankle 


Username43201653

And eats it in heelies


StigOfTheTrack

That was what surprised me. Enough coordination to run in anything, can't do a.basic roll in heelys. It's a different skill, but not that hard.


AFalconNamedBob

I think he hit a crack in the road surface?


StigOfTheTrack

Yeah, that wouldn't help.  Surface is important.  Once moving they'll cope with some bumps, but at the transition is going to be tricky. I have used them on non ideal surfaces, but they're better on smooth indoor surfaces.  I once saw a video from someone showing how great they are for getting around an airport quickly (probably best to walk near the security checks though).


NoLand4936

I bet he’s wishing he had worn some of that with the heely’s


winterborn

This dude sprints faster than me while wearing trash cans on his feet.


big_guyforyou

i should wear trash cans on my feet so i can be as fast as him


Yourprolapsedanus

I don’t call them trash cans. I call them MTG’s.


chillwithpurpose

Saddens me that the acronym for Magic the Gathering has been tarnished so.


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lemonsweetsrevenge

Agreed. We really need to push calling that thing that’s always snorting around the political arena EmptyG, and give the Magic:The Gathering peeps back their intialism.


DJheddo

Made me giggle that heelys were his downfall.


Clicker-anonimo

This dude sprints faster than me while wearing roller skates on his feet


xxLusseyArmetxX

Babe wake up, new terminator just dropped


ibrakeforewoks

This guy could probably catch me with small chairs strapped to his feet.


Violator361

This guys neighbors during all of this must have been absolutely lost


blahblahkok

Nope, this guy does all kinds of stupid tiktok shit... His neighbors know him well by now.


Breaker-of-circles

Kid neighbor: "MOM! THE WEIRD ADULT IS RUNNING AROUND AGAIN!" Neighbor mom: "HONEY, DON'T LOOK!" Kid: "Too late, mom." *starts tying mommy's toys on his feet*


deuceott

Imma show off my quicks with these rubber d…


Randomindigostar

...icks.


-DOOKIE

..Sporting goods shoes.


BowenTheAussieSheep

That I wear on my penis.


canrabat

...sharpened finally. Now I can get back to writing.


Maxim_Moldovo

and drawing furry- [[comment removed by sheer number of downvotes]]


canrabat

Drawing furry-ously ^^^^I ^^^^will ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out


PM_UR_BRKN_PROMISES

Man, I really miss that meme. So good...


Okichah

This is far less annoying than lots of things on tiktok


Historical-Gap-7084

I follow him on Instagram. Daniel LaBelle. His schtick is doing everything as fast as possible with a straight face.


TalDoMula777

Imagine him running by Slv_Sounds on some random street, unstoppable force vs immovable object


Historical-Gap-7084

I have no idea who that is, but I'll take your word for it.


SlightlyOffended1984

Probably watching him through the blinds, clicking their tongues, "Wat he doin"


rileyyesno

audition as tom cruise's double?


Aloof-Vagabon

He can run full speed in 9inch fucking heels…. No. That ***IS*** Tom Cruise.


Vannausen

No, Tom Cruise can do that because of his Thetan powers! He should even be able to fly at the level he’s at (they actually believe that)


crs1904

The ballet move—Elegance. 🩰


DaiLi69

[here's more](https://youtube.com/shorts/TE7YjiQZpZo?si=bvCVfbaUeJ9mpKwN)


Sharp_Science896

Oh it's that dude, I remember that video. Quite a good one. His body acting impersonation skills are impressive. Especially with the ace ventura one cause 1. All those moves looked hard as hell to pull off and 2. That looked exactly like ace ventura. Like spot on. You can see that character so clearly there.


DaiLi69

Yeah the ace ventura one is hilarious


FR_WST

He actually does a great tom cruise run


SlapppyJim

I used to know this guy, he's definitely short enough 👍


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I also used to know this guy. Still do, but I used to too.


ForwardBias

The boxing shoes to boxing gloves change got me.


kniveshu

I was waiting for something to top that.


Waggles_

Missed the opportunity to follow it up with "boxes"


QuadAmericano2

And then boxer shorts


appleappleappleman

Strong Bad, how do you ~~type~~ run with boxing gloves on?


Few-Raise-1825

It was the roller skates that got me. Just full out running but not going anywhere 😂


Emotional-Chef-7601

I knew heely's were unsafe!!!


Slimysalamander

My mom was right all along.


stu8319

My friend had them and was trying to impress some girls at the mall. He ate shit in front of them, hard. Once I knew he wasn't injured I laughed for like 3 hours.


barrywilliamsshow

I love how this proves how unsafe heelys are - man can run in anything but


OrganicHumanRancher

r/redditsniper


That1Legnd

Goddammit he’s


OrganicHumanRancher

r/redditsniper (no scoped)


StigOfTheTrack

He was doing fine running in them. It was trying to roll he messed up.  I've owned them as a generally uncoordinated adult, the only fall I had was due to trying to get a tow from.someone on a a bicycle who didn't know what a sensible speed for them was.  Even then I've had worse falls from riding a bike or ice-skating.


throwngamelastminute

Oof, the heelies.


drooling_whale

If he'd pulled that off I would have been too weak and bought a pair. I'm 24, never had them in my life. I want a pair badly but I'm ngl id probably only use them to make my mates kids jealous.


silfy_star

Why else would you get them if not partly to make the other kids jealous?


_drewskii

bought a pair at 21 to satisfy my younger child. theyre a ton of fun, but super inconvenient most of the time. they were a blast for about a week, and theyve sat in my closet ever since. worth. every. penny.


Outside-Drag-3031

Right? I had some as a kid and felt the urge a couple years ago. It was like $40 and I had a blast for a few weeks


notathrowaway69x420

I'm older now, but I had a pair when I was 26 and thought it was hilarious until I hit some wonky pavement and went down like a sack of drunk potatoes. Scrapes all over your hands and a sprained wrist hit different when you have to work the next day


DangDingleGuy

This dude just saved your ass AND your knees


Modified_Human

He knows how to fall though. I would probably meat crayon my knees


AnthropomorphicEggs

I’m scared to ask but what is meat crayon


eaglebtc

Imagine a red crayon: you drag it on a rough surface and out comes red wax. The crayon has lost its original shape, too: it has flat spots instead of a nice point. Now pretend the walking, talking bag of meat is a crayon being dragged across asphalt. What color comes out? Has the meat crayon changed shape in any meaningful way by this encounter? What did the meat crayon leave behind on the asphalt?


AnthropomorphicEggs

Oh…


clickrush

Google falling on knees.


jealkeja

holy hell


Inevitable_Ad_7236

A crayon draws on paper by having bits of itself scraped off via friction. A human at sufficient velocity can be used as a crayon on concrete, a meat crayon if you will.


Maynrds

And if you are still not sure there is a sub, that I won't link with the name meat crayon that will show you what it is.


MoarGhosts

We had a wheely kid in high school… he had Heelys with the rolly backpack and he would zoom around campus with headphones on while evading campus security, who always told him no Heelys. Dude needed to chill and leave some hoes for the rest of us tbh


redgr812

the fuckin neighbor is running up and down the street in nonsense again


guyrandom2020

i like how the most dangerous things that he couldn't go without protective gear on were the chairs. not the ice skates, not the heelies that he literally fell with, but the chairs.


theDomicron

I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he ate shit several times during many of the takes and the chairs hurt the most


Dragonhearted18

MFs always tryin' to rollerskate uphill


dabudtenda

Easy there snipes


AlkalineSublime

Budget treadmill


[deleted]

I thought for sure the extension cords woulda wiped him out


Paul3man

understandable


Putrid_Idiot_2387

This is Daniel LaBelle, whose content is mainly centered around stuff like stunts, videos like these, or imaginary scenarios like “if people skipped instead of walked”. I recommend checking out his YouTube or Insta.


FrtanJohnas

He does seem to have infinite stamina ngl. Like a squirell on drugs


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

I found him early in his career, when he started "if people lagged in real life" about 3 years ago and was at like 100-200k subs? and I just checked his youtube channel and... He's at fucking 30 mil now? Dang, I expected something like 2-4 mil. Honestly it's deserved, his content was gold from the start.


JeffJordash

His neighbors got to be like, WTF is this guy doing!?


Mister_Way

Except they could see the camera so it would be obvious unless they had never heard of social media somehow


Notacat444

I laughed from Boxing Gloves until 30 seconds after the video ended. That was great.


Varderal

I will never cease to be amazed at his control over his body.


tubbynuggetsmeow

Dude is begging for a life altering injury


Mishaygo

I cringed so hard at the ice skates, poor babies!


ParchedRaptor

I was scrolling for this comment, it hurt my soul watching that.


Adart54

how am i not surprised that ski boots \*didnt make the list


avadakedabr

It hurts to see someone running in skis on asphalt


blzdaway

Wayyy more entertaining than originally thought


PossibleBreath7157

Ahh the things people do for clout has no bounds.


ElGoddamnDorado

This guy's only joke is him running like a weirdo.


No_Size_1765

yeah those heelies will get ya


nonamego2hell

I still ponder why we make stupid people famous.


dirtymako

Now Legos


jormungand08

When your mom says she outside with groceries so you have to put on shoes but can't find your regular shoes


rajuk14

Must be a cruise fan


unkillableman

That man will survive any scary situation of a horror film


No-Definition1474

/looks out window. 'Babe, looks he's at it again' 'Whats he wearing this time?' 'Um....hard to tell....extension cords I think?' 'Just close the curtains and lock the door


MoarSpn

The ballet jump killed me bruh


AKBigHorn

Ruined a pair of skates and skis for clicks. FOH


TheFanYeeter

I physically cringed away when I saw the skates


sailor_ash

Glad I wasn't the only one


NovaLovely

I can't still walk with high heels


Pplannoyme0

Same.


gameg805

The way my heart fucking D R O P P E D, when he fell. God damn, at the speed he was going that must have fucking hurt.


T1000Proselytizer

Well, thank you for reminding me how out of shape I am.


Few_Ad5789

Oddly entertaining


ronnietea

The fucking trash can lmfao


yummbeereloaded

This guy has some actual skill damn


Uncle_Budy

Well those ice skates are shot


JEM--

[Daniel.labelle](https://www.tiktok.com/@daniel.labelle?_t=8mziIWL3KfQ&_r=1) on TikTok. His athleticism is insane


AnyOfThisReal-_-

Dude got some balance


huhuuuuhwut

boxing gloves and books are my favorites.


LokoLawless

I guess you could say he was... booking it


kylebob86

First time I have ever seen a person wearing chairs.


Youngringer

is he fast or does he just look fast


Chichis-Christ

how about Huaraches da Mexican es sandals carnala


erndoggie

Had me at boxing gloves…😂


[deleted]

Me when my wife says let's go to the bedroom


nbk42O_

Do it with baseball cleats 🥴


MissMistMaid

don't listen to this video with your eyes closed 💀😏


helpnxt

He was scared of running in the ski boots so figured throw the skis on for safety


inchon_over28

This guy runs.


Informal_Lack_9348

Fit


Striking_Cat_7227

Why is he not doing the Naruto run in the Japanese shoes?


New_Wrangler3335

How’s this guy doing this?!


Fun-Gas1809

When your mom says to hurry she’s headed in with groceries


imhyatt

Impressive! Moon shoes next? 👍😁


GramarBoi

I have a feeling the cracked road is because of him lol


nage_

why is he doing it on this gravelly street specifically


JWMoo

I got tired just watching him.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Extension cords gave me anxiety


Guy-McDo

Honestly impressive he only ate shit with the Heelies


The502Phantom

Dude needs to raise his arms higher 😂


Relevant_Campaign_79

Trash cans got me 😂


BigBradWolf77

road rash hurts some, don't it 😝


LeftStatistician7989

I need to see who is chasing him on some of these


chameleonchild8

I used to call cap on anime when someone would scrap with those Japanese clogs at full speed ( *cough* Jiraiya) now I know it’s real.


Efficient-Win202

My lower lip and front teeth were bitten off and fell out preemptively with the extension cords. I have new things to wish for Christmas now.


Efficient-Ad-2697

Jackie Chan would be proud!


Alchemist_Joshua

This guy is a good runner!


jawknee530i

I'm in my thirties. I purchased heelies recently. They might be the most dangerous things I own.


AshesToEarth

Poor guy. He didn’t see that pebble when he was wearing the heelies.


thingsandstuff4me

Yes fucking run forest run now wear those heels every day all day at work for 50 years Thank you hero


Buckshot-Bruiser

The ten inch heels 🔥🔥


the_shortbus_

This just continued to get more unhinged and I love it


T1m3Wizard

That's actually pretty damn cool.


SnowDizzleZz

This man terrifies me


ScreechingPizzaCat

What about cement blocks at the bottom of a river?


AzieltheLiar

Are we absolutely certain he doesn't moonlight as a stripper or prostitute? One doesn't just wake up one morning, able to sprint in hooker heels like this.


Wajana

It took chairs as shoes for him to put on a helmet


Eldritch_Grimstone

As someone who just rolled the same ankle for the second time in 3 years.. This makes me feel great anxiety just watching it lol


SwordForest

Got me at "Books."


HICSF

This dude’s feet must be trashed.


Pieforfun

This made me so uncomfortable. Man learned magic from Ussop


louiloui152

It’s the real life samurai Jack


Due_Key_109

Damn I'm high off a joint and he turned into a computer animation before my very eyes


Liftweights_50

Oh I know I did


ManicD7

If I had a gf, she would have heard me say "ooought" in reaction to the end of the video and asked me what I was watching and then I would have showed her this video.


Big_Razzmatazz7416

So that’s what my upstairs neighbors are doing


[deleted]

AT first I thought extension cords were blood from his feet.


Hippobu2

I assume the chair was filmed after the heelies?


jackofallchange

Was about to say how impressive it was that he never falls, but those heelys rocked him pretty hard


OneNerdyBoiUwU

Youch


Terrible_Tale9229

Is the cameraman keeping up with this dude?


LowHonorArthur

Roller skates had my dying lmao


NegativeCash4545

If he had more a plan for getting speed on the heelys wheels then he would have succeeded in getting swap more efficiently at that moment


DeCoburgeois

Why are the roads so fucked?


iam_sketti

Bro graduated with a BA in running.


TheManWithSevenAsses

If a woman ever complained about walking in heels, I'd show her this video.


tboy1492

I lost it at roller skates lol, very good


Sculpted-jism

I had my inhaler just in case I almost Used it


Starbreiz

That was worth watching to the end


The_Middle_Phalangie

u/savevideo


nurglemarine96

What no snow shoes?


Mousse-Living

I get wimpy and weepy after 100 steps on an incline treadmill. The determination on his face in each passing scene is more and more enraging.


schono

This guys will have no knees in 2 years


sim384

This guy runs like Tom Cruise; trained and fast as fuck.


Ill-Event2935

r/oddlysatisfying


Naps_on_Tap

The disparity in energy level between me and this guy is criminal


Kiwiampersandlime

Why do the back of knees react when I watch this, like a tingle or sympathetic reaction?


DuntadaMan

How did he not die with the extension cords?


theonlywhitewolf

"When I catch you Ricky"


genghis-clown

Needs more training with the skis, he was pretty slow


Appropriate_Union978

Tom Cruise training for the next Mission Impossible installment


DoctorJekyll13

Well those skates will never work again. I played hockey for a little while, and that was painful to watch.


Radiant-Call6505

Ya get there faster if ya hurry!


TheSwimja

u/savevideo


DangDingleGuy

I've always wondered how that super hyper ADHD kid from 2nd grade turned out